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Pan Male Submissive, 60,  Lovell, Wyoming
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Yes, I am a domestic submissive but I have also begun looking for a female sub to be my partner and serve others. I am at my best as a domestic submissive. But I am interested in a female sub and we'll be a sub/sub couple. This Wyoming with very few kinksters but plenty of places to play outdoors. I am under the same name on Fetlife and Femdommesociety. So you know right off. I had an accident at work back in 2004 that has me use knee braces and a cane when out and about. I can't crawl or kneel but I can sit and scoot. I guess I have to post this here. Age, gender, race, body shape, etc have no place in BDSM when looking for a sub/slave. But they do when you are looking for BDSM and a relationship. I am looking for a little of both and therefore I am looking for a female. Males may apply to clean house, etc. It's not sex, it is respect and service. I am best at being a Domestic submissive - house cleaning, laundry, yard work, errands, basically a househusband that does everything you tell him to do. Yes - that means if you tell me to wear a dress with a wig, false breasts, lipstick, pink panties and heels, that is how I will dress for you as well as in leathers or naked. I believe in keeping a clean house. Love giving and receiving massages. Love outdoor camping and BDSM. If it makes your life easier and more pleasant, then I am happy too. My Slave Number is 972-039-623 Yes, I am a sub but willing to be partially Dominant to make a sub/sub or even a poly family work. Thank you.













 Submissive Male



 5' 11"

 216 lbs






Actively Seeking:

Dominant Transgender

Dominant Female

Dominant male

Submissive female

Switch Women

Domme/Dom Couples

Female Led Couples

Male Dom Couples



A Poly Household

 Lives For:

 Being tied up by you (Expert)

 Being locked in a cage by you (Expert)

 You disciplining me with a cane (Expert)

 You controlling my male parts (Expert)

 Being allowed to wear your collar (Expert)

 Being massaged (Expert)

 Being allowed to be your servant (Expert)

 Being leashed by you (Expert)

 Being allowed to give you massages (Expert)

 Outdoor Bondage (Expert)

 Public Play (Expert)

 Being spanked by you (Expert)

 You restricting my speech

 Whips (Expert)

 Female Supremacy (Expert)

 Lifestyle BDSM (Expert)


 Anal Play

 Being blindfolded (Expert)

 Being allowed to worship your body (Expert)

 Being allowed to see your breasts

 Eye contact with you not allowed (Expert)

 Fire Play


 Being allowed to worship your feet (Expert)

 You placing hoods on me (Expert)

 Being allowed to do all of the housework (Expert)

 Being humiliated by you

 Mental Bondage

 Being allowed to be obedient to you (Expert)

 You treating me like your butler (Expert)

 Sensory Deprivation

 You using a strap-on on me

 Suspension Bondage

 Being allowed to use a vibrator on you

 Wax Play (Expert)



 Seventies Music


 Being crossdressed by you


 You punishing my gentials (Expert)

 Local BDSM Community (Expert)

 Erotic Hypnosis (Beginner)

 Hair Pulling

 Medical Fetish

 Modern Primitivism (Beginner)

 Munches (Expert)

 Sensation Play

 Being allowed to service you orally

 Being allowed to see you in pantyhose

 Pony/Puppy Roleplay

 Role Playing

 Rubber Fetish (Beginner)

 Being allowed to see you in stockings


 Old Guard

 Alternative Music

 Blue Grass


 Classical Music

 Country Music

 Eighties Music


 Begging (Beginner)

 Corner Time (Beginner)

 BDSM Rituals (Beginner)


 Gas Masks (Expert)

 Orgasm Control

 Plastic Wrap Bondage (Beginner)

 Cuck Options

 Victorian Lifestyle (Beginner)

 Hard Limits:

 Electrical Play

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Journal Entries:
5/5/2022 5:41:49 AM

I now have 135 years experience being a submissive

2/12/2022 5:19:01 AM

Getting old sucks - still a domestic sub - have been unlocked from chastity - question - if a person is 5'2" and weighs 320 pounds and calls themselves - a "little" - is that the human parody to jumbo shrimp?

1/23/2022 6:56:36 AM

I have a local friend who happens to be a leather Master - he likes the younger smooth boys but as nothing happens in this town, he is holding the keys to my chastity cage - since I did 99 days last year during one lock up, he decided that I need to stay locked for 200 days this time or until August 4th, 2022. If you want the keys and for me to serve you, drop a line and tell me what to do.

1/20/2022 11:19:49 AM

I am so happy that I learned how to serve when I was young - way way back in the old days. I laugh so loud when I read someone's profile and they state things like - if you voted for so n so or anything political - and they go on to say - don't contact me.

In the ole days - we didn't go by age, size, gender, race, religion - because the only thing that mattered was serving and being served.

Or political - why - because we were smart enough to know that if you voted for the other party, it was so much fun to tie those people up to torture, humilate, fuck and generally just have fun at their expense. Not today - they would rather not fuck someone or have their house cleaned, etc. by that person/s.

11/18/2021 7:00:22 AM

With places like Craigslist closing down - all the swingers and cheaters have invaded all the other site and are trying to make them into just sex sites which is what this site and Fet are not about - they lost theirs so now they want to ruin ours - just like people moving because they don't like it where they are so they move and then change it to like it was where they moved from - such stupidity. 

10/29/2021 12:07:02 PM

If I am locked in a steel NUB chastity device and I am outdoors and it is cold and the NUB is super cold, is that considered brain freeze?

3/23/2018 5:25:41 AM
Really? You want your sub/slave to groom you everyday? How lazy can you be?

2/17/2018 3:08:28 AM
I love this place. It is such comic relief. Hey, I'm a Dominant and I've been a dominant for 7 years cause I spanked my wife. I have no pictures except those I stole. Yep, come trust me.

Hi, I am a Domme. I get everything I want. I want you and I will own you. Oops, she disappeared and didn't get me or even try to own me. Hmmm

I will do all these wild crazy kinky things cause I know it all - but in truth, never did any of them and know nothing about safety or what BDSM really is. Hahahhaahhaha

Please learn to read. I dress as told. I received a nasty note just because I "looked' at a full profile. She's not into crossdressing. Again, I dress as told. A crossdresser is usually dominant in my book as they all want things their way.

1/20/2018 9:01:30 AM
I am amazed at how many want the perfect sub/slave and want it instantly. Good luck with that.

1/2/2018 5:38:58 AM
I can't go on living without wanting to serve you. I've seen your ad here for the past 15 years. You are the most wonderful being - because it is amazing how in 15 years, you still look the same. Oh wait, that's cause you still have the same lame picture from 15 years ago.

1/1/2018 6:01:58 AM
You have no picture except stolen internet pictures. You call yourself a Dominant. You write screaming threats if a person doesn't obey you or pisses you off - what are you going to do? Reach thru your monitor and bitch slap them? Hahahahahahaha

12/31/2017 7:15:08 AM
What's wrong with this picture? They are a couple. he says they team drive semi trucks cross country. He says he owns over 300 semi trucks and trailers. The question I have is, if you own 300 trucks, why would you be driving?

8/16/2017 6:47:57 AM
Why would you want some one who is worthless? Why would some one want you if your best quality is being a bitch?

5/25/2017 4:10:39 PM
Too funny. He says he is new to the lifestyle and then goes on to say how he has broke in 5 slaves in his lifetime. Yeah, right, dumbass.

2/17/2017 12:32:18 PM
Today, Master Delsol and Ms Lilly offered me their collar and I accepted. I am so happy! They will be owning me more for my protection from crazy wack jobs I always seem to find or find me.

12/17/2016 11:42:27 AM
My new cb6000s clear and pink chastity cages have arrived. A poll on Fetlife - all the votes were for the me to be locked in the pink cb6000s and as of today, Dec 17, 2016, I am locked in it with tab number 583726. As I consider being locked in chastity as ownership, a good friend and fellow kinksters, Master Jim and his sub have taken control over me as long as he keeps me locked up unless further control and maybe ownership happens.

12/14/2016 10:47:42 AM
I really enjoy turkey so this week, I've baked a turkey. Today I'm making home made dressing right now, doing the laundry, cleaning house and later baking a ole family recipe cheesecake from scratch. Listening to ZZ Top followed by the Doors and now some Santana. Life is good for a locked in chastity domestic sub. Unfortunately, I have the keys.

11/1/2016 4:09:09 PM
It's near the holiday season again and I usually look to be locked up in chastity by a Dominant for the holidays or ??? but there are only a couple of Dominants in WY and there are many miles in between.

Yes, I am seriously looking for a female Domme to keep me locked in long term chastity and ownership.

8/29/2016 1:24:09 PM
Seriously? You have pictures of cartoons, or your feet or your ass or your cat on your profile and you get pissed off because no one will take you as a serious Dominant. Or demand a photo yet post none.

4/8/2016 1:13:57 PM
This may be the best one yet. I thought my being dismissed years ago because I didn't drive faster on ice covered roads to pass 4 cars so I could make it to a funeral on time for my owner's friend - was sad.
  But today was great. She asked if I smoked and I said yes, cigs and 420 but would love to quit. She said that is good because she didn't want her Alpha sub getting second hand cancer from me sucking his cock.

1/16/2016 4:22:02 AM
Too funny. I love reading profiles. Is America really getting that dumb? A male Dom writes he is looking for a Trans - MtF and wants to have kids. Huh????? Adopt maybe but really, if you read his writing, it doesn't sound that way.

What else is funny? Dominants looking for  male Crossdressers, TS/TG, sissies, etc but not a sub male. Huh? They are all sub males. Duh!

1/9/2016 8:25:36 AM
Ya gotta love the Dominates that state how intelligent they are but are looking for worthless slaves?? Huh?

He was telling me all about his Nam experience. Hmm He's 6 years younger than me and they sent me home on standby because our troops were pulled out of Nam in 72. Yeah right and he's pissed because I will no longer serve him or his wife.

1/5/2016 2:28:07 PM
I love those who post how they will do physical damage to the ones they are looking for to serve them. I love the genital picture profiles, feet only pictures and the ATM Dominants. Why? Because they all add up to one thing - LOSERS! and can be thus avoided. Yay! One of my favorites - When they say they are not looking for game players but all their pictures are cartoons. Duh!

Too funny. They say they will humiliate their male subs but hate cross dressing???? Men are trained from birth to dress like a man so being made to wear a dress or pink lady clothing, well, duh!

1/3/2016 9:43:59 AM
You are looking for a sub to do what ever you telling them to do but you have a list of restrictions - isn't that self defeating?

12/30/2015 1:49:11 PM
I got into a discussion with a female Domme. She asked if I had ever been fucked by another male. I told her yes by condom wearing male Dominants, males subs, CD, Transsexuals and women with strap on. She said then that I was gay not bisexual. So I asked her, since she says I am gay since I have had my ass pounded by males, since I've had intercourse with females since, then that makes me straight again, correct??

12/28/2015 7:27:05 AM
It's almost the new year. Hopefully I'll find the one that loves to have fun, doesn't have a list of 'don't do' a mile long, enjoys experimenting and most of all, loves to laugh, especially at the things she makes me do or wear for her happiness.

12/24/2015 3:21:15 PM
Merry Christmas to all! May your sub's butts be as red as Rudolph's nose.

12/22/2015 6:39:36 AM
Her: Send me a text bitch.
Me: Yes ma'am except I don't text.
Her: You will do as you are told.
Me: Yes Ma'am but I do not own a phone with text ability.
Her: You really are worthless.

Hmm, I don't text so I'm worthless. Bummer dude.

8/8/2015 1:06:41 PM
It's been a year and I see this site is back up. I was in chastity a year ago and here I am again, locked up until a traveling couple stops by on the 15th. After that I'll be looking for a Domme or a Keyholder - male female couple or a female sub or all of the above. Enjoy life and have fun!!!

5/10/2014 5:35:20 AM

Locked in chastity again but since the keyholder lives 2000 miles away - locked me up during a visit here - she may be offering the key and ownership of me to another Dominant.

5/8/2014 4:26:07 AM

Reality check. He says he is 53 years old. He says he has 55 years experience. He say 40 of them as mentor. So I asked him about how you can have two years experience before you are born. He says oops, ten year mistake. So, that means you were a Dom when you were 8? Not likely.

5/5/2014 3:38:35 PM

If you have no face picture or pictures of your feet or privates only, are 30 years old with 20 years experience, I don't think it's gonna work.

4/25/2014 11:45:53 AM

I find it interesting that owned slaves, not submissives but slaves and Dominants who are NOT looking, still post here and check CM everyday. WTF?

4/5/2014 5:20:15 AM

I will be in Denver from April 18 to the 22nd. Looking to serve.


The way to a sub/slaves heart, loyalty and trust is thru chastity with the key hanging on a chain around your neck.

3/29/2014 6:28:00 AM

Interesting. I spoke with a few Dominants M/F and asked them about a certain trend - where Dominants are looking for sub/slaves to take care of them, especially financially. They said, yes, times are hard and thus why. So, I took a poll and guess what, everyone who is hurting and looking for a handout voted for the current President, except me and these same people gave me so much bull after the last election because of the way I voted. Hmmm

3/27/2014 6:58:15 PM

Kind of a slow week before Spring so i decided to lock myself back up in chastity for a while. I do miss having a keyholder/owner.

3/26/2014 1:59:05 PM

Too sad. A Dom Top from 1800 miles away and a Dom who wants to sell his male slaves as whores for money advertising in the WY rooms. Go away losers!

3/20/2014 5:37:55 AM

If you believe that abuse is part of BDSM, you are too ignorant for me.

3/8/2014 5:35:11 PM

If you have FinDom or any combination of FinDomme in your profile, you will not like me.

2/6/2014 7:11:46 AM

What a nice weekend it was. I spent Friday and Saturday serving and spoiling a visiting traveling Domme. Then Sunday, I spent all day being pampered by a submissive from Billings, MT. Life is good.

1/29/2014 10:18:20 AM

Laughing. I find it funny that all these women feel they have to post pictures of their vaginas and or their tits hanging down to their knees and think I might find that sexy.

1/25/2014 6:45:09 AM

Interesting. Having gone back to being Dominant, I have noticed something. When I was looking for a Domme, they complained about all the cock only pictures. Now that I am looking for a sub, there are all these pictures of vaginas only.

1/17/2014 5:59:19 AM

It's sad that dominants think that slaves have no limits. Limits - for all you retards - are there to prevent injury. If you have a slave and you say no limits and you use something on them that causes a bad reaction - rash, heart attack, etc and they end up at the hospital, have fun explaining all the bruises, whip and cane marks and welts to the police. Duh! The only 'No Limits' there is, is the depth of people stupidity. 

12/23/2013 7:52:47 PM

Fin Dom/mes = Fake Dom/mes - get a job ya hosiers!

12/11/2013 11:30:41 AM

Just because someone is your slave doesn't mean that they don't have limits. LIMITS for all you dumas are the items that keep you from damaging your toys and yes, slaves have them. Duh! So many idiots who have no idea of the reality of the BDSM lifestyle. It's not a game. It's not about sex. It can involve them and more but guess again.

11/29/2013 12:48:16 PM

Mistress Diva has had me locked in chastity for 40 days now and as the saying goes, when you have them by the balls, their hearts and mind will follow - how true, as she now owns me and my heart and I am unable to refuse her anything she asks.

11/19/2013 7:00:28 AM

What a shame. it seems that almost every new profile, and not just the young profiles, are all asking for money for whatever - to watch? to serve? to just give away your money and these are all so called non pro ads.

11/5/2013 6:35:20 AM

I am still locked in chastity and for all intents and purposes, I am now owned. I am allowed to look but not play/serve without Mistress Diva's permission.

10/29/2013 11:02:00 AM

Cool. I went to a Halloween play party back on the 20th. I was a female zombie clown. I got beat, spanked, flogged. It was a great day. A Domme from WY asked to see my new cock cage and she had told me how she was curious about chastity. Well, she locked it on me and wear the keys. It's been 10 days and my ability to say no is wearing thin. I am doomed. But to happiness? I say I am submissive with slave tendencies, I guess we're about to find out. 

10/10/2013 12:57:27 PM

My new cock cage has arrived. it is larger than most chastity devices but does not give the  pain at night when that 3 a.m. hardon hits as it is a cock cage, a different kind of chastity device. Even if I could escape other devices, I never did out of honesty and trust but with the smaller base ring, there is a slim chance of escaping it but getting back into it is not an option without the key.

10/4/2013 2:57:10 PM

Too funny. She says she wants a man to serve her online. He must have over 7". I guess he's gonna stick it in the space where the disc goes. 

10/3/2013 12:32:57 PM

I tried the chatrooms here. Hah! As soon as you get into a room,before you can even read the rules, they bump you out. What a joke.

10/2/2013 7:07:58 AM

That is scarey. Have you noticed how many pictures are posted where the so called Dominant is hitting the sub/slave in the spine, kidney and liver areas? These people are a real danger to the lifestyle.

10/1/2013 9:49:54 AM

Yay! The new steel chastity device is here and is the right size base. After putting it on, I see no way to escape this model. The one downside is the size of the cage itself is about twice as big as it needs to be. Which may be an upside for that 3 a.m. hardon and need to piss. It being all bars, we'll have to see how good it is to piss thru without making a mess.

9/30/2013 3:14:09 PM

Bummer. No device today. Maybe tomorrow. But I did find a Domme who is 27 and has years of experience. 17 years she says. 

9/29/2013 6:58:09 AM

Is it Monday yet? I am so looking forward to getting the new chastity device I ordered. I hope I am not disappointed like the last one I ordered. It was two sizes larger than I ordered. No wonder it didn't fit.

9/28/2013 11:07:41 AM

There are those that feel that a slave is nothing more than a throw away commodity. Then there are those that appreciate a good sub/slave and keeps them safe.

9/28/2013 10:58:35 AM

She says she will pull me to my knees by my hair. Boy, is she going to be disappointed. I burred my hair during the heat way and it's just now growing back so nothing to grab on to. But, I'm sure she'll think of something to grab to force me to my knees. Or she can just say "sit bitch".

9/28/2013 7:52:18 AM

I watched a video of a Master whipping and cropping his female slave. I posted a message after watching how he continually hit her in the spine, kidney and liver area. He posted back how he'll do as he pleases. Yeah, that's a real safe person to submit to.

9/27/2013 5:31:55 AM

Why it is ok for Dominants to not have a picture but demand one of the sub/slaves. Oh, they are the Dominant one so they can do as they please. Please, give us a break you pathetic losers.

9/26/2013 12:55:57 PM

Oh no. Since I broke my pink cb2000 (re-glued the pin with super glue) I thought I'd finally be able to buy a new one. I found a Chinese made Houdini which has always been a fav of mine. It arrived today and I guess the Chinese must think we are well endowed. The same size ring as my cb2000 slipped right off and the tube (cage) is for a size 10-12 inch cock to fill it and hinges so you can pull out. Trashed. So I ordered a different style today.  

9/26/2013 6:51:24 AM

I did it again. Dang it. He said he is Dominant. His profile picture is a cock. He said hi. He asked if I would do everything he told me to do, no questions asked. And I said not until I knew I could trust you. That pissed him off and ended any discussion. Like I would do anything some prick (cock picture) asks because he says he's Dominant just because he said hi.

9/25/2013 12:31:20 PM

Bummer. I was wrong again. She said she was looking for an ANR. So, I thought I'd say howdy and but she asks people if they know what ANR meant? Not for sure - does it mean: ANother Retard, ANother Reject, A Normal Relationship - BDSM is normal to me. I guess I don't know. 

9/25/2013 12:01:08 PM

How exciting. I am amazed at how many people spend their days just watching TV all day and night long.

9/20/2013 1:06:20 PM

I'm headed to Denver tomorrow (Saturday) morning early and return here on the 25th.

9/19/2013 3:14:26 AM

I just read the scariest ad ever. She lists the usual but then says she wants kids. Shudders. At age 50? Excuse me while I run away.

9/17/2013 10:07:16 PM

I feel so bad. I was chewed out royally, told how I do not act like a slave and have no right offering my services if it doesn't include giving everything I own over to them. That I have no clue about what a real slave is. Hmm they are wrong. Bangs the gong! I'm submissive and I state so, not slave. Duh! But I'm submissive because until I know you long enough and trust is built, there's no way I'm turning over 40 years of hard work to you. Especially if your a bum or just plain lazy and think BDSM and calling yourself Dominant means a free ride. And yes, I do know what a slave is and what it means.

9/17/2013 12:53:26 PM

I keep reading about how submission is a gift. So I went to the stores and couldn't find any. So I asked the sales person and they had me thrown out of the store. Maybe I can buy it online at Amazon or ?? Then I can gift wrap it and find a Dominant to give it to. No wonder all the Dominants in my past didn't keep me. I didn't show up with a gift.

9/16/2013 3:01:12 PM

If the roads are open, I hope to be in Denver/Commerce City area from Sept 20 - 25th.

9/15/2013 11:40:22 AM

I finally was able to buy a Houdini steel chastity cage. I love my pink and smoked colored cb2000 but an unexpected early morning erection, or trying to have one, broke the pink one.

9/13/2013 2:43:55 PM

It never seems to amaze me how people associate a sub being told to crossdress for the amusement and pleasure of the Dominant which somehow automatically turns them into sissies. 

9/10/2013 4:29:01 PM

I was told that I would never find anyone because I am not in shape. Yes I am. Round is a shape. :-) But then again, 90% of the Dominants are round too.

9/4/2013 9:24:28 PM

I really enjoy picking on profiles. Like the lady who wants a sub to have a full time job plus do all the lawn caretaking, all the domestic - cook, laundry, cleaning, etc plus bath her, wipe her after going to the toilet, brush her hair, do her nails, dress her, etc. Hmm no wonder she is 5'2 and weighs 375lbs. Might be time for someone to get their fat lazy ass off the couch. :-)

   Of course it might be fun if the sub is not too worn out - when she needs to bathe or be wiped , get out the firehose and blast away. Yee Haw!

9/1/2013 9:22:03 AM

She says she is real. It's even in her profile name. She tries to get you to understand that 'she' is real. Her profile picture is a cartoon. Go figure.

8/31/2013 11:18:51 AM

How do I put this? Oh Yeah. To all so called Fin or Financial Dommes and now Fin Doms and Fin subs too - Go fuck yourself. You are not dominant nor lifestylers. Go out and get a job you lazy ass bunch of M F'n cunts. Yep, that sounds about right.

8/31/2013 6:56:13 AM

Gee, an everyday event - a so called Dominant wants me to pledge myself to them without any meeting - want me to sell my house and send them all my money so they can have me relocate to them - so I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror - nope, doesn't say stupid on my forehead.

8/30/2013 3:58:34 AM

Hahahahhahaha! I had a male Dom ask me if I would do everything he told me to do. I informed him that since we have never met, that until any trust was established, nope. Boy, did I piss him off. 

8/30/2013 3:56:07 AM

It must be me (sounds like a song). I read where all these 20 year olds want to train me and have me give them all their money yet they all seem like losers. Yep, nothing like having a loser with no money, nothing, telling me how I should give them my money and how their training me is going to improve my life. I can't wait to hear all about their vast experiences in the lifestyle.

8/27/2013 11:58:34 AM

Boy did I get an earful. She said she was Dominant, said she was the boss, said she was the supreme Domme. Unfortunately, her spelling was so bad that I thought she said she wanted to blow me and I guess she meant she wanted to make me bow. So much for someone being better than everyone else.

8/25/2013 5:00:04 AM

What is chastity? Without it, I am Superman. More powerful then the meanest Domme. But when she locks on the pink cb2000, she knows it is more powerful than Kryptonite, bringing me to my knees to do her every bidding, turning me into Clark Kent, mild manner loyal slave to Mistress Lois Lane.  

8/23/2013 9:55:25 PM

Wow. A Domme in OK says you can be her slave as long as you pay her $1000 a month plus another $1000 rent. Such a deal!

8/21/2013 6:14:22 AM

Hahahhaahahaha. She says the pictures are of her. She has her face blocked out. In one picture, she is obviously white, the next two, she is obviously black and the last she is white again.

8/20/2013 7:39:45 AM

To quote Marlon Brando: The Horror, The Horror. An ad stating she is a Dominant Slave. The Horror. 

8/18/2013 4:59:39 AM

I do try to add current pictures from time to time but wow, some of the pictures people have on their profiles are at least ten years old. Hmm, wonder what they really look like?

8/16/2013 3:05:57 PM

If they ever decide to change things in CM, maybe they will make a separate sections for all the ads for Fin Domme/Doms. That would clean out most of the trash in the ads.

8/9/2013 1:33:22 PM

I think I have finally found my calling in life. I am going to be a Pro Fin Submissive. Ya all send me all your money and I'll do absolutely nothing for you. 

8/6/2013 6:46:22 AM

Best ad ever for a Domme looking for a slave - Hi. I am an 18 year old Domme with over 10 years experience. Contact me if you are real. Hmmm.

8/4/2013 6:42:53 AM

I am the founder and president of NAGOM - The National Association of Grumpy Old Men. We're not really grumpy, it just sounds that way.

7/30/2013 1:02:55 PM

I do so love it when I tell these so called Financial (aka fake) dominates, no. They get so upset, the poor babies, Wah! Wah!

7/20/2013 4:57:20 PM

What did I do wrong? She lists herself as 29, 5'2" and weighs 350 lbs and says she needs a daddy. I wrote that she probably needs someone with a horse and wagon more and she wrote me a nasty letter. What?

7/18/2013 8:46:39 AM

Isn't it interesting that a 27 year old woman who says has been in the lifestyle for 15 years that they are always - demanding, mean, cruel, strict? I guess buying your kids everything doesn't always work out to a kinder gentler generation. 

7/15/2013 1:59:20 PM

I bet her mailbox is just packed - Fat 65 year old Domme slut looking for 18-30 year old male Doms to serve her.  

7/15/2013 8:55:16 AM

Ok, that's a new one on me - 18 year old Black Submissive Dominatrix seeking slaves. Hmm

7/14/2013 8:05:33 AM

I've watched the lifestyle go from being a place of trust and power exchange to being swamped with swingers in the late 90's. Now the lifesyle is being swamped with greedy lazy money hungry losers. Wow, You have nothing but I can be your slave if I give you all my money, my house, car and property. You must really be special. Wait, but your not and if not, prove me wrong.

7/9/2013 7:28:29 AM

Too funny. She says she is young. She says she is submissive. She says she wants to become a slave. She says she is tired of people telling her what to do. Huh?

7/6/2013 4:17:01 PM

It's offical. I have finished writing my book about WY western and will be sending it off to the printers on Monday. After I get the books, I'll be headed to Denver in the next few weeks for a while to visit family and friends.

7/3/2013 2:48:52 PM

I love how the Dommes yell about people not reading their profile and then send me a message that clearly shows that they didn't read mine. Hmmm must be a Dominants perogrative (sp?). Also, is it me or does it seem that more and more Dominants are more interested in owning everything a sub/slaves has versus getting service from the sub/slave?

7/3/2013 10:17:05 AM

I'm back locked up. I used super glue on the cb2k. We'll see how long it holds.

6/30/2013 3:08:25 PM

Wow! it's a 120 out and you want me to do what?? I loved being in chastity for Mistress Becky and still serve her as she needs me but the cb2000 I was in finally broke after all these years.

6/28/2013 6:35:36 AM

It's going to be a hot day so I put in the air conditioner. It keeps the house cool but not cold - fortunately my house is not big. Today Mistress Becky locked me in chastity and wears the keys around her neck. As the saying goes - when you have em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow and she has me by the balls.

6/27/2013 12:58:00 PM

Hurry up and wait. Here I sit in a still clean house from havingkinky guests and nothing to do. Maybe go fishing tomorrow morning. Day 2 locked up.

6/26/2013 3:38:52 PM

I so miss last week's camping trip. She contacted me and said they were heading to Yellowstone and wanted to meet. She locked me in chastity until their arrival. We went out to the lake and there were nearby trees. I so miss the chastity, providing her and him with oral, the floggings, her husband's aka sub's cock (who was also locked in chastity until the campsite), her strapon cock and so here I sit and decided to lock myself back up in chastity, attach a dog collar and shove a butt plug up my arse. I wonder when the next travelers will be coming thru this area and want to play.

6/26/2013 8:15:06 AM

A Domme asked me: Since I enjoy sex, what good would locking up a sub do me? True, if you are using your sub for sex, chastity would not help. In training your sub, the longer a sub is locked up in chastity, the more he loses the ability to say no and becomes your slave. And after he is your slave, the release is one heck of monster cum. During the lock up, you can: Have him provide oral using his tongue, fingers, HOBs and BOBs.  (Hand operated boyfriends and battery operated boyfriends) or you can have sex with others as he watches or not. The main purpose is to change him from being your sub to being your slave plus the chastity device reminds him daily of your ownership.

6/26/2013 6:54:45 AM

I was asked which I prefer, oral sex, anal sex or intercourse. As an older service sub, yes my boys still work but I prefer giving oral to men and women if it brings them great pleasure. Same as them using me for anal sex using their penis, a strapon or fist. I enjoy giving more as I am a service sub and sex to me it is just part of the duties of being a service sub and therefore is not sex.

6/25/2013 3:28:52 PM

I thoroughly enjoyed her locking me up in chastity for several weeks before their arrival. I loved giving her massages and oral pleasures and spoiling her.

6/23/2013 8:43:31 PM

Just got back from a weekend of camping in the woods. Nothing like wearing a collar and nothing else and being taken for a walk. He secured me to a tree so she could flog me - does that make me a tree hugger?

6/9/2013 10:56:02 AM

I find it interesting that women are so trusting. Yes, male subs/slaves can be trusted in most things in life except one area. Their cock and balls. I read how women put men on the "honor" system versus a locking chastity device. Yes, I've done the honor system and I never cheated but the option was there and it felt like there was no one controlling me. Maybe it is me in being needy and needing to feel that control or the reminder of it. Remember ladies, when you have em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow plus you have the key.

6/7/2013 3:57:20 PM

Hah. Another beauty. She says she is Dominant but calls herself a submissive slave boy. huh. Dolt. Go figure.

6/3/2013 10:59:59 AM

Ah yes. She says she is looking for a sub dom. When I asked her if she wanted a dom that switches, she said, no you ************* I know what I want and that is a sub dom. Okie dokie.

5/28/2013 6:48:20 AM

Oh wow. She has been a practicing Domme for over 40 years yet her age is listed at 48. They sure do start young now a days. Hmm I wonder if she was a pro Domme way back when?

5/27/2013 7:41:50 AM

I have to laugh. I find it funny that after I check out someone's profile, the next time I look at their profile, they have added that they are not looking for older, someone who will crossdress when she says, chastity, etc or whatever I have listed. Kind of like saying they aren't interested in me because I LOOKED at their profile. Hahahahhaahhha

5/25/2013 8:37:19 PM

I am amazed at how many so called BBW want a cuckold. They rant about how they will be having all these affairs and the cuck, well, what ever she decides. So, my question is, if the BBW is getting so much action, why does she need a cuck?

5/22/2013 3:45:54 PM

Wow. So many straight men looking for male submissive/slaves. WTF

5/19/2013 1:53:10 PM

I have to say the 2 days of BDSM fun and me being allowed to serve were very refreshing after such a long dry spell.

5/15/2013 1:46:15 PM

Wow. How cool is that? I just spent two days near the mtns here tied up and used. Yee Haw!

5/12/2013 9:40:44 AM

The $64,000.00 question. Where are the Dominants that take charge from the start, don't take no, believe in chastity and enjoy having fun and a sub to serve them? 

5/11/2013 12:18:37 PM

I love it how when you look at someone's profile to see what they are into, because I am older and they are younger, I get a good laugh the next time I read their profile as they quickly added an age limit even though BDSM is not about age, sex, gender, race, etc.

5/11/2013 5:53:52 AM

She's a finanacial Domme and says I can't be trusted with my money. She says the only way I can be safe and survive as a slave is to send her all my money. She is willing to save me, that I can trust her. Hmm ok. I'll be right back. Ok, back. I looked in the mirror and it didn't say stupid across my forehead so sorry Ma'am, no money for you.   

5/8/2013 7:49:15 PM

Another interesting one: He has his arm around her and looks to be wearing a wedding ring like a wedding photo yet says he is a single gay Dom looking for men.

5/6/2013 4:51:22 AM

Interesting profile. A gay male Dom who is looking for a female slave for use as a sex toy for him. Gives a whole new meaning to gay, doesn't it?  

5/5/2013 12:38:11 PM

I love the Dominants who post something about what they want in a sub/slave and the duties that they require of the sub/slaves. The extra info helps the sub/slave know a little about what is expected before contacting the Dominant and if the sub/slave would be a fit.  

5/4/2013 5:43:11 AM

I understand that everyone has sexual needs and maybe it's just me but when a women claims to be Dominant, why does she post pictures of herself on her knees with her ass up in the air?

5/2/2013 5:45:16 AM

Profile of the day. He says he is a straight male dominant looking for men to be his slave. He states that he is a cougar.

4/30/2013 4:38:36 AM

Ok. This could be the profile with the toughest demand of them all. She says that the  subs/slaves she chooses must have a complete understanding of women. Yeah, like that will ever happen.

4/29/2013 5:41:42 AM

I am not the most knowledgeable or smartest but love teasing about the profile and I get a good laugh from them. Like the 18 year old girl who is a pro Domme with 10 years experience.

4/28/2013 3:27:00 PM

I got my chuckle for the day. I read a guys story that he wrote in his journal - he says he put his slave into total restraints, arms, legs etc and left for work. During the day, he would call and leave messages on the phone for things the slave was to do - vacuum, clean, go to store, etc. And the slave did all that. Hmm while totally restrained? Hmmm. And then there was the white guy who lists himself as a gay Dom talking about screwing women and all his pictures show a man with a black cock. Hahahahhaaha.

4/28/2013 5:23:54 AM

I can't wait. She says the following is a list of the subs duties and if I am man enough to do them all. Awake at 5, shower, start the coffee, prepare breakfast, clean up the dishes and the kitchen. Start her shower, bath her, shave her, do her nails, fix her hair, make sure her clothes are clean and ready, serve her breakfast, cleanup afterwards, drive her to work, go to my own job. Pick her up and have dinner waiting. Hmm? Fix her bath, give her a massage, clean house, mow the lawn, do the grocery shopping, submit to her sexual wims. Day two.

4/26/2013 9:23:43 PM

Oh no. Horrible. An online Domme reports that a slave broke his chastity contract by getting free and jacking off. She says as punishment she is going to give him more time in chastity and an online spanking. Hmm. That should teach him. Put your butt up to the monitor slave and get spanked.  

4/26/2013 8:01:17 AM

Humbler. I looked at a profile because the first picture was of a sub in a Humbler. I love the Humbler as much as chastity. It does humble you. One of the first Dommes I ever served, in order to serve her, you had to pass her Humbler test. I did and it was wonderful.

4/24/2013 10:05:21 AM

I was in a discussion recently about crossdressing. The Domme noted that I had a picture of me in drag and said I should list myself as such. I informed her that I was dressed that way because that is what the Dominant wanted. Further discussion led to the thought that crossdressers should be Dominants because they are exhibitionists first when dressed and should have others do their bidding so that they can sit back and be admired and not have to do any work. She said crossdressers should be MTF. I said no because MTF or FTM is a person who feels they were born the wrong sex and enjoy life better living as the opposite sex they were born. She said that she gets pissed when she hears when a sub says that when told to wear panties, dresses, etc, that it is humiliating - that she takes offence to being dressed as a woman is humiliating since she is a woman. I explained to her, that in days of old, the man wore the pants in the family and having their male sub wear women clothing is humiliating as it is not their norm and they are thus not wearing the pants. Men/boys grow up being told that wearing women clothing is wrong, that men are the boss so when a male sub is serving, many female and male Dominants put their subs in women clothing to show that they are not the man of the house. I also explained that many women liked their subs in chastity and panties as a reminder to the sub of their place in this so called man led world. I guess I made her mad as she did not have nice things to say to me afterwards.

4/24/2013 6:33:11 AM

I had a vanilla friend stop by the other day just to pass the time. We went for a drive and when I was asked where to, I responded, "I'm not driving, I have no choice in the matter." I think many Dominants miss that opportunity for control. I had one Domme I use to serve who always took my car keys away when ever I arrived to clean her home and serve her. That way, I had no choice in the matter and I could be my submissive self. Hmm, maybe that's why I like chastity so much as well as restraints, cuffs, being naked and told what to wear.

4/22/2013 5:35:58 AM

Ouch!My head hurts. A profile from a slave wanting to be worshipped. I can understand a submissive owning another but not a slave.

4/21/2013 5:01:30 AM

Duct Tape is my friend

4/18/2013 5:03:55 AM

Spelling. Yepper, I too make spelling mistakes. I try to re-read what I type to correct the mistakes. May I suggest you do the same? When you say you are Dominant and your profile says you are looking for bi makes (males) or salves (slaves) or whatever and it is spelled wrong, that takes away from your Dominance. How? Think about it. You are asking us to surrender ourselves to you completely, to make all the decisions to train us to serve you, to be the last word in any situation yet you can not spell? Hmmm.

4/18/2013 3:58:34 AM

I think I am going to open a Profile Motel. You know. A place where people can come and only take pictures of themselves in a motel room for their profile. That way, they don't stay over and can cheat on their marriage or partner. But, I'd still charge full price.

4/15/2013 4:32:39 AM

Why do people put so many restrictions on themselves on what they want?

4/11/2013 9:36:35 PM

Arrghhh! Ok people. If you are listing yourself as FEM that = Female Enslaving Males. So if you are a submissive or a slave, how are you also a FEM? I can understand a sub female looking for a sub male to become a sub couple with her in charge but I believe most of the ads like that are from people who don't understand what FEM is. Especially when it is  a male listing himself as FEM.

4/11/2013 7:00:21 AM

Your looking for a domestic sub/slave to come clean your house, cook, wash your car, etc. He must be between 18-35, 6ft, 175, muscular with a six pack, rich to spend money and buy you gifts, intelligent, packs a nice pecker and knows how to use it, full head of hair. Hmm, if you find one like that, I'll marry him. :-)

4/11/2013 6:57:27 AM

I love the profiles of 18 year olds that say they are an experienced Domme, "Wow, your 18. Please tell me about all your many wonderful experiences." Reality check.

4/10/2013 5:03:22 AM

I know I rip on profiles that say they are 30 years old with 20 years in the lifestyle but that is because those profiles are full of bs. I thoroughly enjoy the younger lifestylers as they bring fresh new ideas to the lifestyle: new ways to serve, to torture, to control yet still love learning.

4/9/2013 3:40:49 AM

If everyone is looking for true or real subs/slaves and only finding fakes, I wonder if they advertised for fakes, they would only get real or true subs/slaves???

4/8/2013 11:37:12 AM

Ok. Now my stomach is really hurting. (good thing I am a masochist) They are a couple, a Dom and Domme. They say they have over 50 years of BDSM experinece - He says he has 30 years of experience as a Master and she says she has over 20 years of experience. Their profile lists his age as 30 and hers as 20. OMG too funny.

4/8/2013 5:24:11 AM

My stomach is hurting from laughing. A sub spoke how he gets so upset at face slapping that it is a deal breaker, even in text roleplay. Text Roleplay??? He gets upset because someone slapped his face in text? Or did they reach thru the screen and slap him? Duh! Definately a do me sub.

4/7/2013 5:13:42 AM

I have noticed that so many people are so set in what they are looking for that they overlook what else they could have. Examples: Looking for slaves but won't meet with a submissive - yet that might be the beginning of a good BDSM relationship as the sub may turn into their slave. Or - they want a certain, age, height, size, gender and pass on everyone else. Kind of like the Domme who is looking for a Domestic to do her housework, etc but since the person doesn't meet their requirements: age, height, weight, gender, race, etc, she won't even look at anything else and wonders why she has to do her own housework. A lot of missed opportunities and possibly fun times.  

4/6/2013 5:40:29 AM

I was asked if long term chastity makes a person more submissive. My answer: It did make me more submissive, bordering on slave and unable to say the word no. So, to me, yes it did and I loved it. As the saying goes: When you have em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow - And YOU have the keys!

4/4/2013 4:29:54 PM

I am hosting a munch on April 14. Munch = vanilla clothing get together for kinky people. Spanking and toy demonstrations.

4/3/2013 3:04:48 AM

Too Funny. She was advertising for a male slave to help turn her slave husband gay. Now she is bitching how her husband left her for some dude.

4/2/2013 5:31:02 AM

Your kidding right? Their profile says you must hold up a sign in your profile like they are in their profile to prove that you are real. In my best South Park voice, "Really?" What a joke. Like that will prove anything.

4/1/2013 6:18:57 AM

Ok, I need help with this one. Cougar. I really think some ladies need to look up the definition of cougar before they call themselves one. Yes, in this lifestyle, you can be whatever you want to be but does what you call yourself mirror who you are?

3/29/2013 1:37:37 PM

Ok. I need help with this one. She is looking for a sub male to be her wife. She states all the things she wants. She then states that it is NOT a live in position. Huh?

3/29/2013 5:34:25 AM

When I receive mail from a male Dom who tells me all the things he'll do to me including anal sex but stresses he's straight, it makes ya wonder.

3/28/2013 4:34:26 AM

Can you have your cake and eat it too? Sometimes you need more than one sub to do so. I loved the ad: I will micromanage your life... blah blah blah. And then in the journal entries: What is wrong with subs these days that I have to tell them everything?

3/27/2013 9:06:43 AM

Not much going on so I locked myself up in my pink cb2000 chastity device. Hmm now what do I do with the keys?

3/27/2013 4:27:24 AM

Are you having problems finding the right sub? Is it is because you are mixing the type of person you want in relationship versus the BDSM power exchange between a Dominant and a sub/slave?

3/26/2013 8:37:27 AM

I am fighting the urge so hard to be locked in chastity again.  But I love it so much, the control, the taking away the ability to do as I please, to never say no. Must be the Gemini in me. Hmm, no wonder I love being controlled.   

3/22/2013 6:23:29 AM

Wow. So many Dominants demanding that I give them instant ownership of me to them. Gee, I feel like a drive thru - I'll have one cagedanimal, no limits, complete ownership even though I don't know you, met you or discussed ownership and the buns are included.

3/21/2013 11:29:08 AM

Too funny. A guy saying he is Dom looking for Dom/mes to serve him. Good luck with that. Or the female who says that Dommes wear only leather or vinyl. Hmm in my best South Park voice, "Really?"

3/20/2013 3:53:13 AM

Interesting. She obviously read back thru quite a few of my postings to find the one where I made a remark about people being overweight. She jumped me because I am overweight and said I have no right to pick on others. Hmmm yes I do. I am sub, not slave and this is America! I'm 5'11" and 220 which is about 30lbs over and if it wasn't for bad knees and bum back at times, I'd exercise and get back into shape. So, I'm over weight at 5'11 and 220, but a female who is 5'2' and 380lbs is not, but is - A BBW? A SSBBW? Hmmm, I guess that makes me a BBMS - big beautiful male sub. Or better yet - I am the true meaning of BDSM - Big Dumb Sub Male?

3/19/2013 11:51:48 AM

If your online only, and your sub screws up, do you just reach thru the moniter and bitch slap them?

3/18/2013 12:17:35 PM

I find it wonderful the number of Trans Domme online of late. Why? The amount of hours they need to make themselves so beautiful and the ones of late do look as such. Not just a crossdresser. Heck. Whenever the Domme has me in bra, panties, wig, dress, makeup, etc, I make for one ugly sub male.

3/17/2013 7:11:17 AM

Happy St Pat's. Then - The dungeons were located in strange dark places where only lifers would travel to at night. You didn't get in the door unles they knew you or were vouched for. You knew who was Dom/me and sub and spoke respectfully at all times. Today - instant Dom/me who know everything (actually nothing) who have been in the lifestyle for over 15 years even though they are only 23 years old and want your money. What a shame and bummer. They know not what they are missing.  

3/14/2013 7:47:13 AM

Rut oh. I'm starting to feel the need to be locked up long term again. Hopefully the feeling will pass before I send my keys to someone. But then again, I do love chastity and the way it makes me more slvae than submissive. 

3/12/2013 1:15:39 PM

It makes me so happy to piss off all these so called Financial Dommes. How? I give my money only to me.

3/2/2013 4:54:30 AM

I think there is a big misunderstanding. So many complain about how subs/slaves and also Dominants disappear after an email or two. You shouldn't complain but thank them for not cluttering up your life by proving to you that they are fake so soon after contact.

2/25/2013 12:49:06 PM

It seems to be the new lifetsyle. Dominants who will bend you over for strapon and willing to bitch slap you but online only. How does that work? Ahh, I get it. You get naked on cam as told. You put your face near the screen and she reaches thru the moniter and slaps you or bends you over and uses her 800 mile long dong. Good subbie.  

2/25/2013 7:09:07 AM

So many ads from men and women that can not host (hard to do the domestic duties for you that way), have a partner instead of wife/husband - it's called being married. I do miss the old days of a secret location, being vouched for to enter any dungeon. At least you knew who were Dominant/submissive and trust was a given.  

2/22/2013 5:50:47 AM

Misconceptions: You put your sub in women clothing - he automatically becomes a sissy. Nope! You lock your sub in chastity - you automatically never have sex again - nope! You have the key. You are a sub therefore you are a doormat - nope! You use a strapon on your male sub - he automatically becomes gay - nope!

2/21/2013 5:11:06 AM

Hmmm ok. You will be properly trained. You will spend hours each day caring for my needs while in training. You will be collared and be my 24/7 slave. You will devote one day a week in service to me.  

2/20/2013 6:15:06 AM

Hahahhahahhahaa. You will do my nails, you will suck my toes, you will clean my house, you will bath me, you will meet my every whim. What part of online only! don't you retards understand? Hmmm I wonder how one does all that for her?

2/18/2013 7:06:07 AM

Seriously. Ok, I'm not all that serious but she says she is a Domme and has over 10 years experience. Her profile says she is 21 years old. Huh?

   Or the Domme who says she has been looking online for over 30 years. The internet started when?

2/18/2013 4:51:51 AM

I had to laugh. She said she would have nothing to do with someone who is a Republican. Hmm, I thought making someone your slave, especially from the oposition would make you happy.

2/17/2013 1:06:23 PM

Sometimes I think my having too much common sense is a bad thing. Why? I read a profile. She says she is a Domme who demands tribute for sessions aka pro domme. She states that due to being unemployed from her regular job, she is not doing sessions at this time. If she doesn't have a regular job right now, wouldn't that give her more free time to do seesions for pay to make money? Seems like a good time to do more sesions.  

2/11/2013 5:47:09 AM

Must be that time of year. I have had the honor of having several Trans Domme email me about serving them. They want to move/visit me here in WY but seem to disappear when I inform them that WY is not a lifestyle friendly place.

2/10/2013 4:32:30 AM

Interesting. It must be a sign of the times in the lifestyle. A Domme says she has met a sub who is willing to let her practice on him as she has no real time experience. Yet her profile says 12 years as a Domme. 12 years, no RT experience. So you just take the name. Hmm. I can see it now. Some CBT with knife play. Oops! Sorry!

2/8/2013 10:06:32 AM

Where do I sign up? The Dom is inviting all sub/slaves, male and female to join his poly family he is building. He promises to make your life a living hell. Wow, works for me. Not!

2/7/2013 6:47:17 AM

VD is almost here. Yay! It's hard for me to believe that it has been a year since I was locked in chastity for 61 days. She flew to WY from CA to unlock me. We spent a great week together as I love serving and I so much appreciated Miss Kelly being my keyholder. She knew that when ever I complained to focus on her not on me. By day 61, I was more slave than I have ever been in my life and I loved it. It was so freeing concentrating only on her and for once in my life, being totally unable to say no.  

2/3/2013 11:18:58 AM

I received an email from a man saying he is Dom and he is looking for someone for hard use. He attached a picture of himself, peeing his pants. I'm not sure if that means he likes watersports - peeing on your sub or that he just gets so excited telling guys he wants to use them hard that he pees his pants.

2/1/2013 5:10:40 AM

I know I'm weird, I always have been so I have a problem understanding why a person would say they are looking for a sub/slave to do all these domestic services, etc and then say they will beat them senseless. Does this mean they are looking for disposable subs/slaves? Use them once and then destroy them?

1/27/2013 8:32:23 AM

Wow. From Dom Trans - Message received: I'm headed that way and would enjoy having you serve me. - Answer: Great, I would be honored to be of service. Where are you headed. Message: Maybe we can make it 24/7 if you are into it. I am headed your way. Answer: I look forward to it. I like to get to know someone more then an email before 24/7. Where are you headed? Message: I know you'll love the things I'll do to you. Answer: No doubt. When are you headed here and where? Poof!!!!Hello Hello? Pink Floyd's: He hung up?

1/26/2013 5:32:07 AM

One way to tell a real Dominant from the players. The smile. They have that wonderful smile that says, I know!

1/24/2013 2:03:28 AM

My stomach is hurting so bad from laughing so hard - the ad states - You will give me all your money and you will be rewarded. Hahhahhahhahahhahahahhaha have i got a bridge to sell you.

1/22/2013 4:42:25 AM

So many young Dominants spouting violent angry profiles. What a shame they have no idea the real beauty they are missing by not knowing what the lifestyle is really about.

1/21/2013 6:46:31 AM

Their list includes sub men or sub trans and yet they scream - No Men - in their profile. Hmmm.

1/20/2013 11:27:27 AM

I have been in the lifestyle for a pretty long time but I just shake my head when I read ads such as: I am a horny submissive housewife who wants to be your slave. I look forward to topping you. Say what?

  Or: I am a very demanding Domme. I look forward to doing your every wish.

1/18/2013 3:48:18 AM

Is it a result of the times that there are so many 18-40 year old women screaming that they are Domme and to send them money and to pay their bills? Until you have proven that you deserve the tittle Domme, you are not. Same as a sub has to prove his/her worth.

1/11/2013 2:27:31 PM

Laughing. I've noticed more and more profiles that state if you don't make an X number of dollars, don't contact me. Gee, I'd really trust a person who wanted to be in a relationship based on how much money I have. NOT!

1/8/2013 8:44:31 AM

Hi. I am a financial submissive. Send me your money and I will say that you dominanted me.

1/5/2013 5:36:19 AM

I love stupid people. I really do even when I are one. Like the female Dominant who has pictures of her penis. And no, she's not a shemale or trans. Yepper, that's a smart one.

1/4/2013 9:32:44 AM

Ok ladies. Enough with just the photos of your feet. Especially those that need to wash them first before taking a stupid picture of them. Gee, pic of your feet. Impressive - NOT! Wait, I know. I'll take a picture of my feet and then we can see if your feet want to go out with my feet.

1/2/2013 12:39:30 PM

Wow. What a profile. It reads: Hi. I am a 20 y.o. female Domme. I am a sadist with over 10 years in the lifestyle..... I'm sorry but my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard.

1/1/2013 8:26:07 AM

Chastity. I was asked why I enjoy chastity so much. For years, I have always been very submissive, a doer for others and have always thought myself a good submissive. Last year, I had a keyholder but instead of two weeks like I thought, she kept me locked up for 61 days. Wow. What an eye opener. By week three - four, I lost the ability to say no. That has never happened before. By day 61, I was her total slave, granting her every wish. I had never felt so owned and submissive in my life and the control she held over me was exillerating. I had found my place, my inner santum, total happiness. Sub/slaves have feelings too and I always was happiest serving and doing things for others and thought myself sub.nytime I complained about being locked up, she told me it was about her, not me and to consentrate on her, which I did. Wow. It was wonderful to put her first. I never realized how much I was thinking about myself even though I thought I was submissive and serving others. She is long distance to answer your question why I'm not owned by her. Wow. I need locked up. Yes I am needy - I need to serve and be owned and locked up.

12/30/2012 8:25:47 AM

Wow. Best profile yet. He says he has been an online Dom for over 35 years. Hmm Ok, think about that for a minute.

12/28/2012 7:07:25 AM

Why are so many so called Dominants screaming about how mean, nasty, hateful, angry they are? BDSM is not about how "Bad" you think you are or can be. But it is a good indicator on who to avoid.  

12/26/2012 9:17:20 AM

I wonder what they mean when they say they are dominant but the sub/slave must host or pay for a hotel. Hmmm.

12/15/2012 9:06:41 AM

Wow. Things are sure screwed up in the lifestyle nowadays. I've been told nope, they are not, just different from my days. Hmmm. I just read a profile of a woman who says she is a slave. She lists that she is the owner of 4 subs by their names. A slave owning a stable? Hmm. Yep, screwed up! 

12/14/2012 2:56:49 AM

Isn't it wonderful. I get so many contacts that immediately tell me to yahoo them. I grew up in TN, KY& OH and a yahoo was two things - a soft drink aka pop called yahoo and the other was an arsehole -Yahoo pronounced Yay Who.

12/13/2012 7:02:20 AM

Whatever happened to just having fun? You Dominant, me submissive. You boss, me serve. 

12/12/2012 2:59:35 PM

Laughing hard. I was reading, er, I should trying to read a profile by a Domme. At first I wasn't sure if she was using the language of many today that abreviate everything but the more I tried to read, I realized that nope, she couldn't spell. It was horrible. I guess it's just me but I would have a hard time serving someone who says they are Dominant but can not spell. A few mistyped words is one thing but this was sad.

12/12/2012 7:07:54 AM

Do people really think that by posting that warning notice in their profile will deter anyone? Got em shaking in their boots do ya? Too funny.

12/10/2012 5:26:35 AM

I never seem to get over being amazed at people. A Domme said she wanted to lock me in chastity and be her little slut. She said I will send her daily pictures with the number of days of lock up noted on a piece of paper in blue marker everyday. Yes Ma'am, no problem. She said I will wear what she tells me to wear from leather to dresses to nothing. Yes Ma'am, no problem. She said that if I meet her requiresments and she is happy with me, that if I cherish her and do her bidding, that I will become her domesticated housewife. Yes Ma'am, no problem. She sent me a picture of her foot. I asked if I may have a face picture so I may know who I am to be serving the rest of my life. She said no, because all I'll ever see is her foot to worship. Problem!

12/9/2012 12:26:42 PM

I hope more Dominants find out about how well a chastity device works in making your sub/slave even more willing to do your bidding. Whenever he complains, just remind him to focus on you, not the lock up and soon, you will be his only concern in life.

12/8/2012 7:18:12 AM

I've noticed a lot more profiles saying they are non kink. WTF is with that? Your on a kink site. Too funny. Then there are the straight guys looking for another guy. Yeah, right, straight. The saddest is HIV positive guys saying they are undetectable but bareback only. Oh, that's safe. If I get one more offer to give away everything I own to a 30 year old, I'm gonna go Dom on them. :-) 

12/6/2012 7:36:21 AM

It cracks me up. A guy puts on his wife's panties and calls himself a sissy. Duh! Not! Panties don't make you a sissy.

12/2/2012 2:49:32 PM

I think it's great that vanilla people are reading 50 Shades of Douchebag. It makes it easier to pick out the newbies who have no idea what the lifestyle is about.

12/1/2012 3:08:52 AM

Too funny. I got an email from a Domme who commented on my chastity post. She said she didn't like chastity because she like to torture and tease a guys balls and cock. My response: You have the keys, duh!

    My response to the Domme who said enemas are gross. Yes, but that's why you have the sub/slave do them theirselves, not you. Or does that mean you'd rather play with an ass full of .... ? Duh!

12/1/2012 2:52:17 AM

Several problems I see in the current lifestyle. Dominants who are looking for subs/slaves are looking at it from a relationship view first versus service first and thus pass on many prospective domestics. Even the subs/slaves look at it that way instead of serving first. When a Dominant says that they will hurt, main, etc as the first thing in their profile, that is a definate way to scare off prospects.   

    When you make a list a mile long on things you don't like, that is fine but you may be missing out on a lot of fun. Like chastity - great way to control your sub/slave. Crossdress - doesn't make them a sissy but can be fun for you, humiliating for them. I remember one of the first Dommes I served. The first thing she told me to do was buy a pair of white cotton panties. That may not seem like much to many butt to a lot of guys, that is humiliating as it is something we normally don't do and our face shows it when we buy them. I don't say - try it you may like it. I say try it because you may learn something. 

11/30/2012 5:48:37 AM

It still amazes me when I read that people are looking for leas then human or worthless slave, etc. when slaves were actually prized possessions. They were treated inhumanly mostly by their black handlers. And no, the white man didn't go to Africa and hunt for slaves. They were all trussed up nice and neat and waiting by the docks by their black handlers. So why do people think today that slaves are useless, worthless, etc?

11/28/2012 7:22:55 AM

It's tough world out there for subs to find Dominants and vice versa. With the economy, the job market, bills, etc. Then there's the five hundred requirements you have to meet to even be considered.

11/27/2012 5:39:46 AM

I love it. They say they will rule your life. You will be called 'it'. You will be told when to breathe. Hahhahaahhahahhaha and then they show you how bad ass dominant they are by posting a picture of their feet, their vagina or their dick. Hahahahahhaahhahha.

11/26/2012 2:39:01 AM

When I am told to put on a dress and makeup for her entertainment, I make for one ugly woman. I must commend those males who crossdress and look beautiful but then again, there are those that say they passable. Ah, dude, no your not.

11/20/2012 10:49:56 AM

It's hard to believe but yes, people are stupid enough to send money to people who say they are dominant. Sad, so sad.

11/16/2012 7:08:40 AM

If a Dom/Domme has their male sub/slave wear panties or a dress when serving, that doesn't make them a sissy. No more than locking him in chastity makes him a cuckold.

11/14/2012 5:37:11 AM

I read a profile that said they were into everything S&M except pain. Hmmm. S&M means Sado Masochist meaning those who enjoy giving and those enjoy receiving pain. Me thinks they need to write that they are into everything in the lifestyle except S&M. 

11/13/2012 4:01:31 PM

Ahh, the Holidays. I am having so much trouble fighting off the urge to say how much I wish to be locked up for the Holidays.

11/12/2012 3:45:17 AM

I read a profile that may be the future of the lifestyle. She says she is dominant and is looking for a sub/slave who is NOT into any fetishes or kink. Hmmm Is vanilla a new kink?

11/10/2012 10:57:08 AM

Too funny. I looked at a Trans Domme profile and the next thing I know, she/he is telling me to buy a certain bra and send it to her/him. Wow, it now costs to look? Hmm life is getting expensive. Yepper, I'll just git right on that. Not!

11/10/2012 7:36:17 AM

Gee, so much class. NOT! Women who think you will bow down to them because they show pictures of their gross twat. And female sub/slaves doing the same thing. Before you say - but men do it - You wanted pictures of their brain and they are showing it to you. Laughing. But just as classless.

11/7/2012 5:21:48 PM

Hahahhahhahaha OMG. The Domme said she didn't want any sub/slave who hasn't seen his pecker in a while due to being fat yet she has a picture of herself wearing a strapon but you can barely see it due to her belly fat. That is just too freakin funny.

11/7/2012 2:14:00 PM

Seriously people? The reason you voted for Obama was because you want reefer, 420, mary jane, etc to be legal? Did you know that obama's Attorney General is doing everything possible to stop all use of marijuana including medical? The AG does Obama's bidding. Hello! Duh!

11/5/2012 2:06:38 AM

Too funny. What a week. First I get emails from a wacko female from AR but now I think is a man. Then I get a male Dom from NY telling me to get a cam so he can piss on me. Hahahahhahaha.

11/2/2012 8:13:37 AM

Last year, about this time, I mentioned how I wonderful it would be to be locked up in chastity for the holidays. A young Domme from CA contacted me and she agreed to be my keyholders. Off to CA went the keys and I had to take daily pictures of me locked up with a sign that stated the day number of the lock up. It was agreed, that as long as I was locked up, she retained ownership of me. It was then mentioned how I hadn't said which holidays and although my thoughts were Xmas and New Years, as I hadn't specified that, she kept me locked up until Valentine's Day - 61 days later. I always thought I was submissive but after 61 days of lockup, I was in a whole new world of submissiveness. Hmm, me thinks me best get out the duct tape before I open my mouth again this year. Duct tape is my friend.

10/31/2012 6:58:16 AM

Is a kick to the nuts worse than childbirth as women claim? Yes. Because within a year a woman will say how nice it would be to have another child whereas not a lot of men will say they want another kick to the nuts.

10/31/2012 5:59:28 AM

Why do they always assume that making a man wear women clothing, makes him a sissy? It's called humiliation for a reason.  

10/29/2012 6:28:54 PM

This may require some thought. She is the Domme but she is not looking for a sub or slave but wants a male for both vanilla and BDSM. Hmmm. Maybe just a kinky partner I guess.

10/28/2012 5:51:33 AM

Have you notice the increase in Dom/me - subs/slaves that are posting requests for people to train their subs/slaves for them and or serve their dominants? Also how the less they have on their profile, the more demanding they are?

10/27/2012 5:46:03 PM

Interesting. You call subs worthless, pathetic and a host of other lowly names. If they are as you say, then why do you want one?

10/27/2012 5:23:52 AM

Hmmm. You are not interested in males but you are in male trans. Hmmm, aren't they still male?

10/26/2012 11:56:49 AM

I think it's time to retire. I'm old guard not fitting into the new guard aka Just not into today's game players. I'm too honest, too sincere, too loyal, too submissive and know my place, all the things that suppositely dominants want but somehow not what they want.  

10/25/2012 12:48:08 PM

I sure do miss the days of having a Domme say what she wants and I did it for her. Doesn't anyone want to meet or play anymore?

10/24/2012 8:42:29 AM

Hmmm. You post pictures of your feet only. You post cartoons. You post vagina pictures. yet you demand face pictures, etc. Yepper, I'll hop right to it cause I know your real. NOT!

10/23/2012 5:19:59 AM

If you let all the emails from losers and fakes get to you, they win.

10/22/2012 8:40:40 AM

Wow. Mind boggling. A woman who says she is a cougar Domme. She is 5'4" and weighs 420lbs. That's one big cougar. NOT! Big yes. Cougar, sorry, nope. A bit far fetched for the term cougar.  Amazing how people use certain terms to self promote. I want some of what she is smoking.

10/21/2012 7:38:29 AM

Interesting. Subs who say they have needs and are looking for dominants to fill them. Hmmm. True, we all have needs but as a sub, aren't we suppose to put the dominants needs first? I think I'll go lock myself back up in chastity and contemplate this.

10/20/2012 8:38:17 AM

What is with this new trend whereby people refuse to speak with a sub/slave because of politics. Wtf does that have to do with anything? Keep politics and religion out of BDSM.

10/18/2012 5:04:35 AM

I had a Domme tell me that if I wasn't into crossdressing, she would consider me. I am not into crossdressing but if that is what the Domme wants me to wear that day, it shall be done. Not all crossdressing is because a guy likes to wear women clothing, sometimes it is a form of humiliation, sometimes it is a way to remind your sub/slave of their owner and who is boss. Just because you have your sub/slave crossdress doesn't make him a wimp. Dolt!

10/17/2012 11:52:17 AM

What a shame that so many 18-32 year old profiles are used by fakes, liars, etc. It ruins a good segment of our lifetsylers who bring much needed new ideas and fun.

10/16/2012 6:45:42 AM

My B&B - Bed and Bondage is open year round, especially during winter travel months. There's never a charge - basically I open my house to you and serve you. Massage table - no waiting.  

10/15/2012 12:05:28 PM

Hahahahahhhaahhahahahaha It's funy enough if people think their putting a warning in their profile will protect them, much less they would ever persue it but I guess when you print it in extra large letters, it will make a difference. hahahahahhhaaha.

10/15/2012 6:14:23 AM

I understand that many people do not understand the BDSM lifestyle and think it's just about sex. Yes, we are a sex deprived nation. Is that why so many profile have Dommes on their knees sucking a cock?

10/12/2012 1:33:46 PM

I do enjoy being locked up in Chastity and I understand poly but chastity doesn't necessarily mean cuckold.

10/11/2012 6:07:55 AM

If you all are so happily married, then why are you looking for someone to cheat with?

10/10/2012 6:01:50 PM

I love the ones who say first impressions mean the most but then don't post pictures of themselves. Does that mean they fail?

10/9/2012 9:39:20 AM

If you are planning to lock someone in chastity, you should read about the effects. yes, it does make us more subservant but saying no release ever is just stupid. You need to read the medical facts. Just thunk ya like to know.

10/7/2012 10:24:16 AM

Too funny. I was reading a Domme profile. She states she wants loser subs and they are to contact her. So they did and she's bitching about how all the losers are contacting and wish they would quit. Laughing. Life is fun! 

10/2/2012 6:48:56 AM

Have you noticed the increase in people with no picture or pictures of their legs/feet but demand your face photo to chat/meet?

9/26/2012 12:48:27 PM

Slave contracts? Hmmm It seems the US passed a law in 2000 outlawing slavery and if you use the contract as proof of ownership in court, that contract will be used against you. Just thunk ya liked to know. It happened in Florida.

9/25/2012 9:46:55 AM

Too funny. If all these dominant people are so superior as they claim, why do they need a sub to give them money. Being superior, shouldn't you know how to be rich? Shouldn't you know how to corral all the subs you need? Hmmm, must be the subs fault cause it always is! Smiling.  

9/21/2012 7:22:17 AM

Don't ya just love how a person will write how they are going to break you and rip you apart and then tell you how sensitive they are.

9/20/2012 7:19:02 AM

You hate chastity but you write nasty stuff about how men think with their small head. If you lock up their manhood, trust me, their heart and mind will follow and they will do everything you ask. Also use a Humbler and you will have em by the balls.

9/17/2012 7:42:21 AM

Hmmm. You are looking for a pathetic loser, low life scum of the earth but you want them to be able to read your profile???

9/17/2012 6:35:49 AM

It is a known fact that 97% of male genitals are 7" or less, even 6" or less so that means the other 3% are listed on here as well as most adult sites.

9/13/2012 6:03:15 AM

Let me see, you don't clean house, you don't cook, you don't do yard work, you don't do anything but for some reason, you have no time so you want a sub/slave. Perfectly understandable. But you say you will micro manage their lives?? Hmmm?  You have no time for anything yet???? Interesting.

9/9/2012 9:41:29 AM

Is it just me or does anyone else find it funny that a 300 lb Dom/Domme is 'protecting' or 'offering protection' to their sub/slave who lives a thousand miles away. It must really scare people away to hear someone yell in an email, 'You keep your hands off my sub or I'm really gonna hurt you' just as soon as I get myself out of this chair and on a plane and.... Duh! 

9/7/2012 6:34:09 PM

It cracks me up - Straight acting man looking for...  Ok, your not straight acting, you are straight and you are acting gay. Not bi but gay. Laughing.

9/5/2012 8:08:43 AM

Gotta love it: Hi, I'm Dom/Domme, I will own you and make you do whatever I say. I am almighty and powerful. To prove it, here are pictures of my cock, my vagina and even my ass. I'd show you a face picture but I have no balls yet I am all powerful. Laughing.

9/3/2012 7:10:07 AM

Hmm let's see if I can figure this one out: Dom wants sub/slave to relocate but not live in. Must relocate to within 10 miles of me. Married? ya think?  

9/1/2012 11:14:40 AM

I locked myself in chastity a few weeks back out of boredom, no owner or keyholder and because I miss being locked up. The longer a sub is locked up, the more submissive he becomes so now I can't say no to myself.

8/14/2012 6:14:05 AM

The lifestyle never changed from what it was 20 years ago other than being known about by more people. Unfortunately, those people pollute the lifestyle with their lack of knowledge.

8/12/2012 10:03:56 AM

New ads: I am a new Dom, very inexperienced looking for slaves to train. Huh? What's he going to train you to do?  Hmm.

 - or this one:  I've been in the lifstyle for 40 years (your 48 years old?, dom since you were 8?). I have been on so n so web site for over 20 years. Hmm, that site is only 10 years old. So, who ya gonna call? Dom Busters!

This message has been brought to you by the coalition of subs asking equal bitch time about phoney dominants.

8/7/2012 8:52:45 AM

As a longtime lifer, I always believed that age, gender, size, shape, gay, bi, straight etc has no place in the lifestyle, just the D/s - you serve or be served so I wonder when I see ads: Must be between 24 and 32 or such, and what I wonder is, does that mean if you are 23 or 33, too bad for you? Restrictions cut down the many wonderful people you may meet to serve or be served.   

8/5/2012 2:26:47 PM

Wow. I thought I was in day 7 of locked up chastity only to count the days and find out it is day 10. I do appreciate the offers to hold the keys but I have a physical coming up and I really don't want to explain to the doctor why I am in chastity although it would make for some good conversation. Not good in small town WY but then after the 22 of August, a KH would be cool.

8/4/2012 6:47:40 PM

A new "say what?" They (meaning at least 3 participants) were having a wild time and soon were covered in each others love juices and a slave moved from his corner to help clean up and touched one of the participants sole with his tongue without permision. They then state that he is no longer their slave. Say what?

   If he's helping clean up the love juices and obviously using his tongue, but because he touched her "sole" without permission?? you got rid of him. Laughing.

8/1/2012 7:02:59 AM

Something I never understood and is probably just me. Why do women want a wuss or sissy to dress, humiliate or use a strapon? How do you humiliate a sissy by putting them in a dress? Wouldn't it be more powerful to subdue a strong alpha masculine man into wearing a dress or making him your bitch?

7/27/2012 12:18:18 PM

It's been nearly 6 months since I was unlocked from 60 days of chastity by a CA Domme Keyholder, so I locked myself up today.

7/26/2012 1:06:08 PM

I love how so called Dominants show a picture of their feet or no picture yet demand one from a slave/sub.

My new favorite profile: She says she is Dominant. She says the next person who contacts her can own her. Hmmmm?

7/12/2012 3:38:36 PM

Wow, Ok, this is a tough one. A Dom sent me a message saying he is looking for a slave who would be submissive. What do ya think, a winner???

7/5/2012 7:11:16 AM

Chastity. I've noticed a lot of recent profiles where the Dom/Domme doesn't like chastity. Once you lock em up doesn't mean you can't use them - when you have them by the balls, the heart and mind will follow. It works, I know from personal experience. I am submissive or so I thought but when she locked me up, after the first week, I was amazed at how much more submissive I was becoming and each day, I was becoming even more submisive. No was no longer a word I could use. It keeps your toys very honest and the longer they are locked up, the more submissive they become. But learn about proper care during lock up and about release for medical purposes. Some like the verbal no device but the power and control that a chastity device gives you is amazing.

7/4/2012 10:35:22 PM

Too funny. She says she has three male slaves and two female slaves and looking for more. She says she wants to learn about the lifestyle. Say what?

6/30/2012 11:47:29 AM

If you aren't smiling in your pictures, your not doing it right.

6/24/2012 4:51:53 PM

It's so nice that the players put things like: "you will be kept with a butt plug 24/7" in their profiles. Yeah, right, like that will work. So funny and tells us who to avoid.

6/23/2012 9:53:33 PM

Hahahhaha A woman who says she's Domme and she is on her knees with a leash in her mouth. What the ?

6/15/2012 5:37:17 PM

Instead of the TV soap opera, As the World Turns, they should rename the lifestyle, As the Lifestyle Turns - meaning that Dom/Dommes are posting pictures of themselves in handcuffs and leashes while getting beat. Say what? What a bunch of dumas.

6/14/2012 8:00:04 AM

What is the biggest change in the lifestyle since the "swingers, sex only, cheaters, etc" decided they were kinky? The lack of happiness. The lifestyle is about having fun while torturing or being tortured, serving or being served. Since "they" came into thinking they are kinky, all their ads are about hurting, ripping off, being brutal, etc and none of them are happy people, never enough, never what they want. What a shame. 

6/6/2012 6:53:34 PM

If the lifestyle hasn't been corrupted enough, besides all the players and games, now it's dragons and zombies. Yeah, like that belongs here. sigh.

6/4/2012 5:39:45 AM

If you are looking for a pathetic, loser, stupid or mindless sub and then you find one, why do you bitch afterwards that he was a mindless, stupid loser of a pathetic sub? ya got what ya asked for.

6/4/2012 4:52:24 AM

I'm heavier than I use to be but it is due to a work accident some years ago and left me with bad knees so that's my excuse for being overweight. What scares me is not only the headless or genital pictures but the woman who is licking her chops and looks like she needs more subs to consume than serve.

6/3/2012 6:30:51 AM

Laughing. The profile reads: 47 y.o. Domme - A sub turned me on to this site. I am new to the lifestyle but no (sic) what I want. I have over 30 years experience. hahahahhahaa

5/29/2012 6:45:45 AM

I see these pictures of butts, tits, penises and other body parts that have been beaten until they are totally black n blue and even bloodied. I really think people need to learn more about the human body and the damage they are doing to their subs/slaves. I can understand some blood from needles or cutting but from paddling and a few bruises. It's one thing to not be able to sit down or to remember the play when you do sit an another when the area is bleeding from being beat. It's another thing when your body has to spend weeks mending if it ever fully mends. To me, that's not Dominance,  just plain stupidity.

5/28/2012 9:03:07 AM

So, if you are online only, and the Dom/Domme orders you to beat your own balls, why not just become the dominant?

5/26/2012 2:50:09 PM

I have noticed that a lot of the new ads state how they own two three or more subs/slaves but are still looking for another. Yeah, right. The new way to hoodwink people into thinking your real or experienced when your a player.  

5/23/2012 8:18:49 AM

Life just gets better. She told me how she'd mark me as her property, so I asked her how she would mark me. She said she'd pee in my mouth. Say what?? I can understand if we humans ran around the neighborhood sniffing trees and such and then peeing on them to mark our territory but how does peeing in one's mouth mark your territory? Does that mean that one gargle with mouthwash while brushing and your free again????

5/23/2012 8:09:05 AM

I had a good laugh at all the Dom/Dommes complaining about not being able to find a "good" "real" "true" slave and also the sub/slaves complaining about not finding the same in a Dom/Domme. I guess we in the life style who have always been real life are like money - we don't grow on trees.

5/21/2012 1:35:57 AM

Tribute for online sessions? Hahahahhaahaha too funny but then again I guess someone is stupid enough to pay it. Heck, they sent money to Africa for a chance at the prince's millions in the bank, just send your account number. Dolt!

5/19/2012 7:31:04 AM

If the black slaves of the 1800 where treated the way many people here say they will treat a slave, I don't think they would have survived as a race here in the U.S. Get a clue people.

5/14/2012 7:54:45 AM

So many new profiles, all of them male Pro Dom. Not a bad idea but when you check them out, they should be paying us. I love how you can tell the newbies or fakes - like when they say they are going to keep you 24/7 plugged as in butt plug. Duh, yeah right.

5/13/2012 10:29:26 AM

Hahahahahahahhaa - I just die laughing when I read profiles that say: I'll punch and kick you until you submit. I'll tear you a new a**hole, I'll beat you to within an inch of your life. Sorry, duh but that is not being Dominant. And if you are the Dominant one, why are you gagged and tied up in your pictures???

5/10/2012 4:04:19 AM

Oh the stupidity. I have notice an increase in ads for 24/7 slaves yet they want the slave to not live with them but nearby. WTF is that. 24/7 my ass.

5/6/2012 10:20:52 AM

It scares me when I see profiles that read, "Hungry for sub/slaves" from Dom/Dommes who are 400-500 lbs. Is that why they are so big and what happened to their last sub/slaves? Burb. Laughing.

5/2/2012 10:02:56 AM

You know what would be so refreshing and different? Someone actually advertising to give away money instead of asking or telling you to give to them. Shame I'm not that wealthy. 

4/30/2012 1:52:54 PM

Interesting. I looked - that's looked - at a young Domme's profile so I could see all the pictures and all that they are interested in and she sent me a nice note saying how she wasn't interested in fat old men like me. Gee, and all I did was look. Should I reply that I'm sorry that I'm fat and old (due to a work injury, not laziness) and I'm sorry that she is fat (5'4" 285lbs) and young? Zeesh! and to think she outweighs me by 65 lbs and I'm the fat one.

4/30/2012 1:52:41 PM

Interesting. I looked - that's looked - at a young Domme's profile so I could see all the pictures and all that they are interested in and she sent me a nice note saying how she wasn't interested in fat old men like me. Gee, and all I did was look. Should I reply that I'm sorry that I'm fat and old and I'm sorry that she is fat (5'4" 285lbs) and young? Zeesh!

4/28/2012 3:32:51 PM

All she wanted was everything you own, total obedience, accountable for every second of your day, etc, etc, ect. as she says she is the Supreme Domme but if you read her profile, you will see that she can't spell. Hmmm

4/27/2012 8:42:10 AM

Makes ya laugh the guys and a few women who say they can only meet at certain times - gee, must be married and cheating - yet think all these subs can't wait to serve them. Hah!

4/16/2012 10:13:40 AM

Financial Domination: It sure shows the sign of the times. It use to be only Pro Dommes charged a tribute for a session but now it seems everyone just wants you to send them your almighty dollar. No Play, No Nothing, just give them your money and they'll say they are your Domme. The lifestyle use to be about fun while serving and playing. Then the swingers came over and started saying kink was their thing and kink was about sex. Now we have those who can not live without money. I sure hope the world ends this year as you all sure have fucked it up.

4/12/2012 8:20:26 AM

Arrggghh! Women claiming to be Dominant that show their gentials, yeah, that's real dominant. Same with the so called males and their genital pictures - Hi, I'm sub, ya like my hardon? Hi, I'm Dom, you like my 2 inch hardon? Men thinking with their small head and women thinking with no head. Hmm sounds about right. Sheesh!

4/5/2012 2:10:50 PM

A lot of nerve - The lowest of the lowlifes - I read an ad from a Domme who want people to contribute money to HER slave because her slave only makes minimum wage and can  not take care of herself. If your property can't afford to take care of itself and you can't afford to take care of your property, then why should we????

4/5/2012 8:32:58 AM

I love women of all sizes and ages but I am going to be very blunt about this. Why is it that the fatter the woman the longer her list of demands are? Why is it the younger only want to hurt, think they need to break you and take your money?

4/3/2012 7:56:04 AM

I love it. All the so called pro-Dommes reducing their rates to get someone to play. Must be the sign of the times.

4/1/2012 10:40:04 AM

I've noticed more and more dominants are saying that they are requiring tribute, not that they are pro Domme but to have a sub/slave prove he is real. Does that mean, since I have been a lifer for many, many moons, that I should require tribute from so called Dommes so that they may prove themselves real?

3/30/2012 4:44:17 PM

I love it when they say that slaves should be treated like slaves of old - I guess meaning before the American Civil War but since no one today was alive then I guess they mean the Hollywood version.

3/30/2012 9:42:30 AM

Yep, it's offical, the only way to find a real dominant is to be into feet as it seems that pictures of feet are the most prevailant here on CM.

3/25/2012 9:55:43 AM

I find it so interesting that there are so many people saying they have been dominant since they were 13 or younger. Maybe they are confusing their whinning and crying to get their way with dominance. 

3/18/2012 5:43:30 PM

Have you noticed how many people bitch about people with fake or phoney pictures and yet have fake or phoney pictures posted on their own profile?

3/15/2012 8:14:17 AM

I not sure which one was funnier - the so called Domme who is 33 and says she has over 20 years experience or the Lesbian with Lesbian partner who is straight. Hmmm.

3/14/2012 8:20:59 AM

Hahaha too funny. I read a profile where she says she has two other profiles and if they (meaning collarme I guess) don't delete all her profiles in a few days that she will start court action. Too funny, yeah right and collarme is located where to serve the papers?

3/12/2012 10:39:38 AM

It's really scarey when you see how ignorant the people are to the lifestyle when they post pictures of their sub covered in welts and bruises that include the front and back areas of the liver and kidneys.

3/9/2012 7:28:09 AM

Ah the sweet joy - I was turned down by a Domme who is looking for a domestic but because I have bad knees which prevent two of my favs - kneeling and crawling - but don't prevent me from cleaning, etc. The joyful part? - reading her bitching about having to clean her house by herself.  

3/8/2012 3:50:07 PM

Yes, I know, I know I've been in a bit of a bitch mood lately but I am 5'11" and 220 lbs and yet I receive emails from so called Dommes who are 5'2" 278 lbs and want someone who is height/weight, in shape, healthy. Go figure.

3/7/2012 2:31:30 PM

To the straight males who write to me and want to put me in a dress and have me serve them sexually - just a note, you are not straight!

To the females who want to break their toys because they are 'Domme', sorry, but you are not Domme, just stupid.

If you think your pictures of your feet make you so hot that they make me want to serve you, sorry, think again.  

3/5/2012 2:52:08 AM

Rule Number 1 - Don't break your toys. It's simple - You kick me in the balls, I break your nose. Kicking someone in the balls repeatly is just plain stupid and dangerous.

3/5/2012 1:25:29 AM

Too funny. I left home at 16 1/2  and had my first lifestyle adventure when I was young but didn't know it was known as kinky but when I read how a 34 year old woman has been Domme for over 20 years or a guy who is 35 with over 20 years experience, it makes ya wonder.   

2/26/2012 8:41:28 PM

Wow 61 days in chastity, 6 days of play and now she's back home and the boys are happy being free but I feel so naked not being locked up - post chastity let down.

2/26/2012 12:57:03 PM

Laugh of the day - Dommes who bitch about cock shots and then show titty and clit shots. I do love the ones where they bitch - they post calling subs worms and pathetic losers and then bitch when that is exactly what they get. Duh!

2/25/2012 10:26:49 AM

Is the real reason people post comics and cartoons on their profile instead of pictures of themselves is because they are a joke?

2/25/2012 10:25:48 AM

Miss Kelly told me she wanted to be BFF so I said I would love being 'Butt Fucked Forever'. with her a 'Butt Fucker Forever'. 

2/21/2012 2:03:26 PM

On the 15th, my owner flew in from CA for a 6 day visit. She released me from chastity on Day 61. As per our agreement, that as long as I was locked up, she owned me. We also decided to remain best of friends as long distance relationships don't always work. We spent a wonderful 6 days of playing, target shooting cruising the countryside and just plain fun. Thank you Miss Kelly for a wonderful learning experience and a great fun visit. It does feel wierd not being locked up and owned.

2/17/2012 9:48:09 AM

My owner has arrived on the 15th for a week of being spoiled. She has released me from the chastity and there was a loud explosion when I was finally allowed to cum. The city had to call out the snowplows to plow all the cum away. She understands that long distance relationships don't work but we will be having a special relationship the rest of our lives. The long term chastity was educational and a lot of fun for both of us. Today, if it doesn't snow, we'll go target shooting.

2/17/2012 9:48:04 AM

My owner has arrived on the 15th for a week of being spoiled. She has released me from the chastity and there was a loud explosion when I was finally allowed to cum. The city had to call out the snowplows to plow all the cum away. She understands that long distance relationships don't work but we will be having a special relationship the rest of our lives. The long term chastity was educational and a lot of fun for both of us. Today,

2/13/2012 11:02:51 AM

Day 59 The lack of sleep has long ago had it's affect. If you think chastity is just about locking up and controling the boys, you will be surprised at how much more there is to it in making the sub even more submissive. The waking up at night due to erections and then the pain waking you up faster due to being 7 1/2 inches in a 2 inch cage, it helps tear down walls of a man's will to resist.

2/11/2012 12:22:17 PM

To all of you who think telling us you want to tear us a new asshole, cut our nuts off, ruin us financially, thank you. We know who to avoid.

2/11/2012 7:06:51 AM

Day 57 I couldn't figure out why I was feeling blue when I was happy but then found out my owner was having a bad day. Now I'm starting PMS as she is too. Wow, who knew that being locked up could bring two peole's daily lives and feelings together? I love those who post feet pictures or headless pictures as it tells the rest of us to avoid you. Thank you.

2/9/2012 9:15:34 AM

Day 55 Who knew that sexual frustration could be so intense yet the only words that come out are 'Yes Ma'am'. Oh, another too funny to want to serve is when they post all comic pictures but demand your picture. Makes me want to kneel before them, NOT! 6- Six days before I am due to be released from chastity and thus ownership. I've learned a lot and am saddend but life goes on.

2/8/2012 9:49:31 AM

Slave contracts. I noticed more and more 'Dom's' are demanding slave contracts, one even posted the agreement online - I posted last year in my journel about this. The Dom in Florida took his slave to court when the slave left and took a few items with him. The Dom proudly showed the Judge the contract between him and his slave. The Judge dismissed the case and charged the Dom with violation of the: The United States Freedom Act of 2000 (I believe that is what it is called) and used the contract as proof. The Dom is serving 9 years in Federal prison.

2/8/2012 12:20:17 AM

I contacted a Tran friend of mine and ask her to look at all the profiles and find me a real Domme that would work out for me to serve forever. She asked how was she suppose to be able to do that. I told her, 'hey, look at all the posted profile pictures of women wearing a shoe and match me up, simple' -- So that you know, yes, I am still locked up and owned so to clarify this statement -- it is a shot at those who post pictures of one or both feet only thinking that wow,nice feet, I just want to fall down and serve you - it seems to be the 'in' thing. NOT.

2/7/2012 11:11:36 AM

Day 53 Ok, to the guy who said he is a straight Dom and would love to have me in a dress and do fun things to me, just so you know, if you are screwing a guy whether he is in a dress or not, means you are bi or gay not straight.

2/6/2012 9:51:23 AM

I believe a lot of Dommes have the wrong idea about chastity. It's not that the sub may or may not be able to control his urges but the Domme controling his urges. The longer he is locked up, the more he loses sleep and the more compliant he becomes. When you have em by the balls, the heart and mind follows.

2/5/2012 3:50:58 AM

Day 51 You may have noticed that times are a bit harder, money wise for a lot of people. Especially with the huge influx of so called Dommes who are not really Dominant but want you to send them money. Their ads are as bad as all the 29 year olds who are not real. I understand tribute for Pro Dommes but these are not Pro Dommes. Hmm that has given me an idea, maybe I'll become a financial slave/submissive. You all could send me lots of money and I'll not bother you. What a deal! Laughing. Oh and your dominant and bitch about the losers who post penis shots, then why are you showing me your genitals?

2/2/2012 5:48:46 PM

Day 48 I saw an ad from a Domme, it stated; You must red my profile and do as your told. So I wrote to her and asked her how red did she want her profile. She wrote back, asking me wtf I was talking about. I responded, I'm just trying to follow your orders Ma'am. She blocked me. I'll never figure women out.  

1/31/2012 12:02:39 PM

Day 46. I have learned that Ms Kelly will be here the day after Valentines Day. Hopefully I will be released out of lockup then. Knowing that she will be here in two weeks actually makes it harder each day as frustration grows. I also know that after release will be post release let down. Oh, the orgasm will be immense but then.... We will also be discussing where we will go in our relationship after she heads home.  That will definately be a sad time.

1/31/2012 12:02:21 PM

Day 46. I have learned that Ms Kelly will be here the day after Valentines Day. Hopefully I will be released out of lockup then. Knowing that she will be here in two weeks actually makes it harder each day as frustration grows. I also know that after release will be post release let down. Oh, the orgasm will be immense but then.... We will also be discussing where we will go in our relationship after she heads home.  That will definately be a sad time.

1/29/2012 8:29:08 AM

I have now been locked up in chastity for twice as long as I ever have been, Day 44. I went to a play party and got beat and wax play so that helped with the sexual frustrations. As long as I keep busy, I don't think about it but other times, dang it, I want out! The sleep interruptions are the worse and make me the most subservient. My will to resist is almost gone as my mouth answers before my mind kicks in.  

1/26/2012 5:53:35 AM

Chastity, Day 41: yesterday I met with a couple from the local swing club for coffee. They said it's a shame that am locked up because they would love a three way with me. Thanks, just what my sexual frustrations needed.

1/23/2012 9:19:48 AM

Wow, day 38. I can not believe how docile I have become. I have always considered myself a submissive who was always compliant but am now finding new meanings to the word submissive. In the past, I would serve but as I wasn't owned, I'd go home and be free to do what I want but having been locked up this long I am finding myself unable to deny her anything. I have lost that control over my own life. What a new feeling as I have always been in control of my life and part of me was always scared to give up that control so now I am partly lost but not wanting to stop.

1/22/2012 8:35:37 AM

Day 37 in Chastity. This year is starting off interestingly no doubt. I'm still wondering who sent me a sweater dress, an evening dress, a maid's outfit and a school girl's skirt.

1/16/2012 11:49:31 AM

Thanks to all those that post pictures showing a big smiling face. If it's not fun, then why are you doing it. Today is day 31 in chastity. On top of that she tells me all about the different people fucking her. I am now her cuck and I really miss fucking. She will be here in my home in February so at least another 29 days of cuckold, maybe more if she changes her mind about unlocking me. Beware of what you wish for as I got what I wished for and more but it has opened up whole new experiences and I have learned a lot that might not have otherwise happened.   

1/15/2012 3:49:48 AM

I was reading a profile where the Master was bragging that he just collared a couple of new slaves and was awaiting their arrival from overseas. Now his profile no longer states that. Hmm I wonder how much money he lost?  

1/12/2012 4:11:11 PM

This is going to be mean but hey - A Domme says she doesn't want to crossdress any older men who are overweight because nothing she can do will make them look like a woman. Of course, she is 5'2 and 280 lbs so I say, just dress em like you, problem solved.

1/10/2012 2:29:55 PM

When she told me to quit thinking about sex and concentrate on her not on me, I thought it could never happen but I find myself not thinking about sex and wanting to do nothing more than to serve and do her wishes. Day 25 tomorrow, wow. She will be visiting after Valentines Day so at least 35 more days in lock up unless she decides otherwise. Yes Ma'am. 

1/7/2012 8:51:36 AM

Tomorrow will be 22 days of lockup which is the longest I have ever been locked up so off to new frontiers after tomorrow. She has informed me that it is going to be at least another month or two or more depending upon what she decides. I have never felt more liberated as I do now. 

1/1/2012 10:03:43 AM

Laugh of the day - All the ads from single people who are wearing weddings rings. Yes, single people wear rings but...  - I do need to remind people that I am owned and I report all contacts for play/meets to My Owner. Please respect that and us. She allows me to view profiles to see what I can not have. Harmless chat and emails is ok. No requests for me to serve you, but thanks.

12/31/2011 8:23:47 AM

Day 14 and It's New Years Eve and I think many are ready for a new year. I get to start mine out by being locked up. Yee Haw! Just a reminder, if you are new to the lifestyle or just want to practice, let me know, I am sub but can Dom. Also, if you need a place to stay, play, get away and be spoiled, my unofficial Bed and Bondage is generaly always open, travelers welcomed.  

12/30/2011 12:17:31 PM

Day 13 in chastity with no release date. I got what I wished for and more. Wow, I think I'm about to go fight with the neighborhood dogs about dry humping their owners leg.

12/26/2011 8:08:25 AM

I was asked if I was interested in becoming a cuck. I love the chastity and ownership/control she has. If she wants to have sex and fun with others, you betcha, that's what's life is about. But, I don't think I could enjoy life and serving without some inter action with my owner and watching her all the time without occasional me time would drive me nuts so cuck, no, chastitzed, yes.

12/25/2011 6:41:20 AM

My eyes have been opened even more. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? No keys and no release date is such a different experience than knowing. I am learning so much. She allows me to continue looking at profiles. That was so nice of her. Now I realize the more I look, the more I can not have as she owns me. I can look but not touch. Wow, I love learning and being trained. Thank you Ms Humming

12/23/2011 5:17:08 AM

Wow, day six and release date unknown. Be careful what you wish for. Laughing. But in all honesty, I love not knowing even more.

12/18/2011 7:09:28 AM

Yes, the lock snapped shut this morning. I will be here just enjoying the profiles as chastity is very much like owning a person or as the saying goes - once you have em by the balls, the heart and mind will soon follow. And when the sub is freed from chastity, although it is a great moment, five minutes after relief, depression hits in, the same as when a collar comes off after play or ownership. I await humming's will and pleasure.  

12/16/2011 8:40:35 PM

As of Sunday morning, December 18, 2011, I am locked in a pink cb2000 with the keys held by humming. Thank you Ma'am, Happy holidays!

12/16/2011 12:01:58 PM

A brief description of myself: A sub with a slave heart, loves doing domestic duties, is a maschist, actually a smart ass masochist. I am bisexual but lean more to serving females as they seem to know how to torture men for a long, long time.

12/16/2011 8:50:38 AM

I understand that many think the term, "Ma'am" refers to older but in reality, it doesn't, it is a term of respect. it was beat into us as we grew up to say, "Yes Ma'am" when answering a woman.

12/15/2011 2:26:24 PM

I received an email today and was told that if I serve a male Dom and it involves sex, then I am gay, not bi. So I asked them that if I serve a female Domme later, and it involves sex, does that make me straight again? I guess I'll never know as he blocked me. 

12/15/2011 1:55:30 PM

Isn't it amazing how many married men and women have such an open relationship? And don't ya just love how the other person suddenly becomes a partner instead of a wife or husband. What a great open society we have. Hahahahahaha 

12/14/2011 10:47:06 AM

the Russians have it right, a beating works better than an apple a day. Rid yourself of your holiday blues, beat a sub today.

12/14/2011 10:00:40 AM

Laugh of the day. She says she is Domme. She says she is looking for a pathetic loser of a worm to serve her. Now, she has posted a screaming bitch about all the worthless who have contacted her. She got what she asked for, I don't see what the problem is?

12/13/2011 4:32:32 AM

First: Along the same lines as my last post, why do couples say the male is straight yet  they state the male or female sub/slave will be used sexually by both? Second: why do all these so called dominants want to make their sub/slaves to be used by everyone else? Third: How can you be straight but you want a male CD/TG/TS/tranny or the ad where the couple and the guy doesn't want a male sub but wants a trans/cd to fuck? Fourth, the man who is looking for female born females only but a tran/TG/TS/ CD is ok too. At least admit some bisexuality. And yes I do understand that for some reason it is more acceptable for a woman to be bisexual then it is a man. Crazy world we live in.

12/10/2011 1:27:24 PM

Ok one of the funniest emails I received: he says he is dominant, loves kink, rope, bdsm, loves to make his slaves suck him and swallow and make them his bitch thru anal sex but says he is straight and that acts of his upon willing subs/slaves is only considered serving and doesn't make him gay. Hmmm? I wonder if it makes him happy?  

12/10/2011 11:01:52 AM

Your not looking for long term just yet? Kidnap me for Christmas, New Year weekend of fun depraved Dom/me/ sub/slave play. Make me your slave and bitch and let the good times role.  

12/8/2011 6:16:27 PM

I'm not the smartest or brightest sub in the world. I make mistakes and I try to remember to proof read what I write. I understand oversight & mistakes but it is very hard to submit to someone who can not spell or proof read or spell check what they write. Like the guy who says he has 10 hers experience. Say What? Or the woman who is looking for a slub.

12/8/2011 3:33:08 PM

Ok, locking someone up in chastity 24 hours a days for days, weeks, months is fine but do you really think locking someone up with a buttplug 24/7 with no release is reality? Laughing, that's funny

12/6/2011 10:13:07 AM

CHASTITY  Make a sub/slave happy this Christmas by locking them up, be their keyholder and torment the heck out of them. It becomes a special present for you and them, long distance or local. Own their jewels today for a week, a month, a??? You'll love the control and whatever gifts they buy for you as a token of thanks and they will appreciate being owned for a while. Don't let the holidays pass by these lonely subs nor be lonely yourself. Lock up a sub/slave today and have them call you, write you, cam or take pictures for proof for the holidays. Make the world a happier place this Holiday Season.

12/3/2011 10:37:54 AM

I received an early christmas present from someone. My cousin who loves to have me serve her since we were young and brought bras, panties, makeup, etc during her last vist says it wasn't her. Yep, someone sent me a black maids outfit. It's a size 16 but I'm a large man so it's tight. Thank you who ever sent it.

12/3/2011 8:29:42 AM

Keyholders. You say you love having a guy locked up. You say you do it for fun. But then you don't respond. You say you are a keyholder and for only $10.00 a day, you'd lock me up. Your too kind. Let me go look in the mirror and see if stupid or desparate is written on my forehead. Heck, for $10.00, I promise not to look at your profile. Dolt!

12/2/2011 6:22:06 AM

Right! A guy has an ad saying he's in Wyoming and 99 years old. He goes on to say he's not 99 nor in Wyoming I guess to make people think he is an honest person yet he says that trust is necessary in the BDSM lifestyle which means he is a lying married guy cheating on his wife and lying to everyone so we should trust him. Hmmm?

11/30/2011 6:52:44 AM

Why do people think that just because a Domme puts you in a dress and makeup when she wants, that it makes you a sissy?

11/29/2011 12:09:13 PM

I can see why the women get tired of the wankers posting their junk pictures, same as we subs/slaves get tired of looking at women's junk or just their feet pictures.

11/26/2011 12:09:54 PM

I was questioned by a young Domme as to what she would gain by having an older sub. I told her that we are usually already broken in,  we are service oriented, know our place, try to be more courteous, have more money, are more giving and even more thankful that someone would put us to good use whether doing their domestic needs to just about anything. It's not dating, it's servitude. I told her that there are many Dommes who have older sub/slaves that they love because they do as told, are fun to torture and usually more dependable. Do they have sex with them, yes, if they want but as the lifestyle is about power, keeping the Domme happy is their first priority. My response came back unread as the persons profile is already gone. Hmmm.

11/24/2011 8:51:46 AM

Happy Thanksgiving to all you turkeys!!!Hahahahahahhaa

11/21/2011 8:14:16 AM

Too funny: All the women complainers about the genitial pictures and then they post pictures of themselves sucking cock or their genitial.  I was told that after 22 days of chastity, that I am a horrible beggar and they are right but then all I did was ask when I would be freed and they said ok, go ahead, so not much chance for begging even though I probably would have given my left nut to be freed. I suffer longer because I don't know how to beg because I am so compliant. Sounds like more lock up time until I learn would be beneficial to me and enjoyable to the person locking me up especially while I serve others in life. I guess the key is the keyholder. 

11/20/2011 3:02:45 PM

If you rmember only one thing, this may be worth remembering: It's only kinky to other people.

11/20/2011 2:34:52 PM

It must be that people have a lot of free time as I read how they are happy, owned and not looking yet they are on here everyday looking. And for those with only feet pictures, some of you have some really ugly feet.

11/18/2011 2:55:42 PM

The weather changes sure are driving my body crazy, it's rough being a weather vane. I'd love a full body and foot massage. That brings me to my knees. True, any Domme can bring me to be their sub/slave but a massage, the world is yours.

11/16/2011 8:04:45 AM

I received a note from someone who said they read my journal entries and asked me how can I be sub but want my own sub? I guess they should re-read but actually if I owned my own sub, we would probably be too busy pleasing each other. 

    I believe that there is a reason for everything, but my truck not starting and missing the party, just plain sucks and not in a good way. Oh well, today is another day. I read thru the profiles and see which ones have disappeared or how so n so is fake. Just another CM day.

11/13/2011 9:43:12 AM

Unfreakin believable. Some real people 75 miles away have set up a play party and my freaking diesel won't start.

11/9/2011 6:03:31 AM

I read all these ads from female subs and even some male subs about how they are owned. So, I always wondered why they were still posting their profile until I read them and see that they are owned by someone as far as 15,000 miles away. Too funny. I wish they'd go away.

11/8/2011 6:13:17 PM

Too funny. People who say they are single and want a slave 24/7 but want them to move near them, not with them. Hah!

11/6/2011 11:13:02 AM

I have noticed that so many are frustrated because they can not find the right one. Maybe if you took a few of us for test drives first, you might find the right one.

11/2/2011 6:09:14 PM

I enjoy giving massages and love receiving them too, especially foot massages. Give me a foot massage and I'm yours forever. But I was wondering why so many women post just a picture of their feet.

10/22/2011 9:10:06 PM

Doesn't anyone want to just have fun anymore?

10/12/2011 7:45:38 AM

After 22 days, I was told to go ahead, remove the device and have fun. So, I did and now I have a hole in my ceiling to fix. I heard that after I was done, half the neighborhood lit up a smoke.

10/11/2011 6:10:29 PM

It's been a long day and the Master has not been able to make it over to remove his lock so it looks like it might be another day locked up.

10/11/2011 1:52:05 PM

Master said today was my lucky day as it is day 22. I was locked once for 27 days but I had the key and would let myself out, but no jacking, for a day or so but I guess that doesn't count as being owned.  

10/9/2011 7:42:32 AM

Each day gets harder than the last. The cb2000 locked on me reminds me who currently owns my boys. I do my best to avoid thinking about how long it's been by trying to keep busy but that is not working so well.  Day 20 and staying loyal as I gave my word but I have asked the Master what I have to do to be released from chastity.

10/8/2011 3:21:34 PM

I got what I asked for, - a keyholder. He is 23 and learning the 'ropes' So I asked him if I could be unlocked and he laughed and said 'no'. He's learning. Day 19, I am so freakin horny.

10/4/2011 9:08:57 AM

Why do all these so called Dom/mes want to break their slaves/subs? Don't they understand that subs/slaves are valuable property? Day 15 locked up in chastity. Don't move or I'll jump your bones, if I could.

10/2/2011 8:25:53 AM

I'm still looking for one or more kinky roommates and probably will be for a long time in this part of the country. I am now on 13th day of chastity. I am so horny. The Dom is enjoying it and I should remember next time to beware what I ask for.    

9/30/2011 10:44:53 AM

Another slow day so I made some paddles. yay! Maybe I should go out and watch the paint dry. Be nice to be cleaning somebodys house today/weekend. Hmm maybe find myself a sub to clean my house.

9/30/2011 7:13:41 AM

I built a spanking bench and put some weights on it in case my non kink frinds ask about it. I wonder if the bench works?

9/29/2011 11:58:09 AM

ROOMMATE wanted: Looking for a roomamte - your own room, share the house, low rent plus 1/2 utilities, Bi/gay/straight male/female no free rides, nusists preferred and kink friendly 

9/27/2011 7:26:26 AM

I am remembering some of the old tricks to long term chastity, like cutting down on water intake at night to avoid the 3 a.m. hardon which, when locked up, can't get fully erect and is very painful. That'll teach me. Also to use baby oil around the device. It has only been a week - laughing, "only" - and I know it's been a while since my last long term lock up but I don't remember being this horny. There were  a few bumps on my part when we first started - had a bunch of work that kept crunching my nuts so the Master allowed me to remove it and yes, I stayed honest and didn't jack off. Then on Sunday, while being bored online, I noticed how relaxed I was and yes, true to reports, you can pull yourself out of a cb2000. So, the Master told me to install the teeth or points of interests (POI) as they are called. So, I think we are good to go without any further problems except like last night when I woke up 4 times with a hardon - or a locked up partial hardon as I was awaken and can't get fully hard as the pain wakes me up and snaps my mind back to reality. It's going to be a long lock up.  

9/23/2011 4:11:31 PM

I have worked with several female subs in the past that wanted to expore their Domme side and it was fun. I am currently working with a 23 year old gay male from the next town over who wants to learn to be Dom. He is a fast learner and very conscious about the sub he is controling. We did a caning session the other day and whereas some last five minutes, I was showing him how to make it last as long as he wanted and an hour later, my butt was red and welted. He then wanted to learn about chastity Spetember 20, 2011 so I am locked in a pink cb2000 with numbered key as he headed back to the oil fields for two weeks and then hunting for a week. This should be interesting as he is showing signs of being a senual sadist and I'll be locked up until he says so or he returns. My best is 27 days with me holding the keys so we shall see.

9/14/2011 10:09:24 AM

Why pick an older sub/slave? We grew up in an era where life was beat into you so we learned our lessons well so we are trained since birth to serve. We are also more inclined to buy you stuff as a token of thanks. We don't have other things in life to disrupt our service to you, especially those of us retired. We make you the center of our world and are grateful that you care enough and are smart enough to use us. We can take a beating and keep on cleaning. We get the job done. You can beat us and we don't whine. Well, if we do, that's what duct tape is for.  

9/12/2011 3:04:41 PM

My new favorite ad: Hi, I am Domme but not a Pro-Domme. Then at the end of her profile she writes: You will be required to pay tribute as my time is too valuable to waste for nothing. Hmmm Too funny.

8/30/2011 4:47:41 PM

I love reading some of these ads. A guy was bitchin because he was locked in a cb2000 chastity device - his bitch was because he couldn't get an erection. And to think that these people breed, but in this case, at least someone is trying to prevent him from breeding.  

8/28/2011 1:11:34 PM

Too funny.  A young guy from NW Montana hit on me, says he's Dom, says he likes to control guys, spank them, order them around, make them suck him off, sometimes fuck them. He says it's all about control. He then states he is not gay. Hmmm, think again!

8/26/2011 10:38:48 AM

Well, my cousin and her sub husband left after a fun four day stay. I'm working on growing my mustache and leg hairs back. She forgot the school girl outfit but we had way too much fun. She did bring a rather large toy and usually it is me serving her and him, spankings, canes, etc but this time she used a strapon while I sucked her husband (what the Domme wants, the Domme gets). She said she always wanted to see what it was like to fuck me. I have been the object of her verbal abuse but she probably would have caused a sailor to run away this time. She then followed it up by fisting me. Thankfully she was gentle or I'd have a sore ass. I have heard of kissing cousins but strapon cousins? Yeehaw! She's happy, he's happy, I'm happy! 

8/19/2011 2:24:11 PM

When did the world become so cruel? All the ads starting to read the same: I want to hurt you, I want to crush your balls, I want to destroy you, I am cruel and will make you pay, give me all your money cause your stupid. Verify you wrote this. Arrggghhh! I know I don't want to serve someone with so much built up hate in them. And then there's the 'Domme' that doesn't want a long distance relationship but the sub she owns lives 1200 miles away. Dolt!

8/18/2011 6:10:07 PM

More fun from CM. I love looking at the full profile as the pictures are larger, thus clearer and a person can read what the profiler is into. Yet, I will get a message that says,"Can't you read, no men' or 'why are you looking at my profile, your not what I am looking for' Sheesh!

8/16/2011 5:06:18 PM

I'm not sure which is more stupid or funnier; those that post a warning in their profile about someone else using their stuff, like they'd ever know or be able to do something about it or the dumbasses who think posting their picture with them holding a sign with their name on it is going to make me think they know what they are doing.

8/12/2011 2:13:24 PM

I finally figured out why no one wants me. They all want serious male slaves and i'm always screwing around, cuttin up, having fun, never serious.

8/12/2011 10:17:47 AM

My Bed and Bondage is filled for the next week until the 17th and then if anyone is traveling thru the area or just wants a place to get away and be spoiled, drop me a line. Dropa line anyway in case of cancellation.

8/10/2011 12:00:49 PM

Maybe some good news if she can make it. An older cousin of mine who loved putting me in dresses and serving her tea when we were little until our parents caught me in one of her dresses serving her one day and whom I found out a few years ago was a Domme, may be out for another visit. Her and her sub husband came out a few years ago and she brought a wig, bras, panties, lipstick, etc for me and I served them for a weekend and she said my new name was Beth. It was a very fun time. She said this time will be more fun as she bought me new clothes she wanted me to wear - a school girl outfit, garter and stockings to add to the wig, earrings, bras, panties and makeup. I make such and ugly woman but a good slave. She also said that before she arrives that I must be completely shaved, not just my mustache this time as she can't have her slave wearing stockings with hairy legs or bra with hairy chest. Guess I'm in for a fun time. Some women sure know how to humiliate. And it does make her so happy, and isn't that what it is about, making the Dominant happy, no matter what it is?

8/10/2011 11:31:36 AM

Wasn't that nice, a woman who claims to be dominant offered to lock me in chastity and hold the keys until she wanted to release me, all for only $150.00 a month. Wow, what a bargain! Not! What ever happened to having fun, to own, control for the power it brings. Oh yea, I mentioned that in my last entry.

8/8/2011 9:06:30 AM

About 10 years ago or so, there was a tear in time, when the people who liked kinky sex, even though it wasn't much - maybe a quick spank or handcuffs - flooded the BDSM rooms and proclaiming themselves as lifers. BDSM has never recovered and finding a lifer, not a kinky sex partner - has become  nearly impossible but never say never so I still hope. No, there is nothing wrong with kinky sex - it's not BDSM.

8/6/2011 9:38:34 AM

I host lifers here in my home as a sort of Bed and Bondage, whether traveling or needing a place to get away for a few days. I prefer you be Dominant or Dominant/sub couple but I can be dominant for the needy female sub. I'm also looking for a keyholder to lock me up for their pleasure.

8/2/2011 9:45:06 AM

Here I thought having bum knees was a disadvantage but as it turns out, since so many losers think that kneeling at their owners feet all day is BDSM, since I can't kneel, I have to keep busy. Hmm lazy sub kneeling at your feet or bum knee sub fulfilling your 'to do' lists 

7/27/2011 3:09:35 PM

I just love visiting CM profiles. They bring such joy and laughter. Like the 25 year old straight guy who says he wants to make me be his sex slave. Or the ads where they promise to beat, hurt, damage you because that's what they think BDSM is about. And I worked hard for 40 years so I can give my money away to a 24 year girl who I never met just cause she says she's a Domme. Is it Dec. 21, 2012 yet? 

7/16/2011 4:29:56 AM

Wow, what a warm night. I thought about breaking out the air conditioner, just not an a/c person. So, I'm online and this Domme and I strike up a chat. And towards the end she says it's a shame that I am overweight. I assured her, it wasn't by choice and I'm 5'11" and I have gone from 250 in March to 220 now and working on it. She said, oh, well, good luck. Hmm that from a woman who is 5'3 and 285 lbs.

7/12/2011 3:34:06 PM

Is it just me or ?? but when I see people bitchin about the low quality of subs/slaves they have met, it cracks me up, especially after reading their profiles that states: Looking for pathetic worthless slaves. They got what they asked for and yet they bitch. Too funny.

7/12/2011 11:15:50 AM

It's a 100 degrees out, the garden and plants are watered and I'm inside checking out ads and writing stuff that will probably not be read. And then there it was - Rub my feet for only $150.00. Dang, her feet must be really special to allow someone to pay that amount to rub them. Good for her if she gets it, to the others: Dumbasses.  Laughing

7/12/2011 10:18:12 AM

Oh no, the Horror! I caught a summer cold so my nose is red, dang, that will disqualify me for find a Dominant. Sorry boy, you have a red nose. Laughing. You know how people say they grew up in the wrong century? Actually, if they were transported back to that time, they'd be begging to return to now. Me, transport me back to a few years ago, maybe 15. As I love control, and I mean a lot, I loved having a keyholder. Being teased, the pain at 3 in the morning sucked but by morning, all was good again. I think the finanacial dominant parts have hit the keyholders, dang,a Domme back east offered to lock me up for only $120.00 a month to hold keys. Good business if you can get it, I guess. It use to be fun, you'd turn over the keys and if you ever wanted to be unlocked, you paid in service. You didn't necessarily have to be owned by the keyholder. They would have you doing all kinds of stuff plus a lot of teasing and humiliation in front of other people while locked up. If it was long distance cam keyholding, you'd varify by cam sessions and do as instructed. Sometimes, private sessions, sometimes on a web site for all to watch. I did cam a few times, nothing like hands on. I did the numbered tags and although I prefer Dommes, I did to a Dom. He was single. Things were fine for about 12 days and there he was on cam checking my tag number when in walks his wife. So much for that. Why did it matter? It was the lie, telling me  he was not married. I have served couples and love it. What people don't understand is BDSM is about trust and if you lie from the git go, then Duh!!!!   

7/11/2011 12:09:57 PM

Lot of free time today. So what is life in Wyoming for a masochistic service slave? It's like going to the dentist and not feeling any pain. So why do Ilive here. I traveled for 8 months around the country with a hundred grand in my pocket. Do you think any Domme wanted to meet? Nope, cause I was traveling so I guess they saw no need to change that. As soon as I paid cash for my house, they wanted me to move to them. Go figure. Life here in the lifestyle is like the city - players everywhere. It use to be when someone was a real Dominant, you knew they were and you knew your place. Now, the words true and real are so misused by the players, they no longer mean anything. Am I complaining about life here. Fuck no, I have mountains 20 mins to the east, Mtns and hour to the west, lakes starting at 10 mins from my house, a gun club 5 min. No traffic, clean air and lots of trees to be tied to in the Mtns.

If you really want to know about me, take a few minutes to read my journal entries.

7/11/2011 8:59:27 AM

I have a neighbor who lost his wife a few months back. Seeing all these women hitting on him, I was teasing him about it. He asks me,'do you think it's too soon for me to start dating?' He's in his late 70's, his wife past 4 months ago so I told him there are two ways in life - there is living and there is dying. I prefer living to live versus living knowing I'm going to die. To me, BDSM and sex are two different things. Yes, you can incorporate parts of each of the two into each other, but they are separate, you can have kink sex but sex is not BDSM. The one thing I always wondered about sex. What are you saving it for? It's the most beautiful feeling in the world. Your 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80 and your waiting for the right one???  How do you go thru life - Living or Dying?  

7/11/2011 8:46:20 AM

I was asked how I got started in the lifestyle. I guess it helped that while growing up, I got beat nearly everyday but that was non-consenual. I cried a lot back then but now it's a challenge.That, while playing in the woods, cowboy & indians, pirates, etc, I was the one who always got tied up and whipped - there was a nice handy willow tree next door. Or my cousin putting me in a dress and makeup and making me serve her tea when she was 6 and I was 5 everytime I was left over their house to play. My other cousins, the ones I was suppose to play with, could never find me. Gee, I was too busy being slave, saying yes Mi'lady, wearing lipstick and kissing her foot.

   Or maybe it was while growing up that I like to tie girls up during sex or better, them me or learning that the girl's best friend Bob - the one with batteries  - can also be used by the girl to fuck me in the ass with. That I enjoyed it when they did and called me their bitch.

   So people say, oh so your a wimp. Nope, I grew up the bigger guy in the neighbor hood. Most all fights ended with a single punch from me, I worked years in rock quarries, trained and ran horse ranches and still did 25 years of charity work in my spare time - when I wasn't tied up of course. If you put me in a dress, bra, panties, makeup and wig, I am one ugly woman but I am doing what you want, not what I want for therein lies happiness. Do I enjoy it when a woman crossdresses me, yes. Is it because I like wearing women clothing, no. I'm a nudist at heart. So, why do i like it? It's because of the smile and laughter it brings from her and her friends from making me do it.

7/10/2011 11:52:29 AM

I guess it must be said but if you are a female Domme/ sub looking to relocate here, I have no problem with that as long as you are able donate to the household. I am not a sugar daddy, wish i was but then I'd own several ranches and islands with dungeons and invite everyone to come and play and enjoy life.

7/9/2011 3:56:41 PM

Eureka! How fun. I was sending a Domme friend of mine - Lady Flutterby in WA some teasing as she knows I do. I told her she was cute, err cute Ma'am, and she told me to come closer and say that. So I responded, yes ma'am, but only if you take my car keys away, dress me as you wish and I mentioned what a bossy needy sub I am. She responded that no I'm won't be when I'll be all tied up and gagged. It hit me, Eureka, that's what I want!

7/7/2011 7:52:53 AM

OMG. too funny. I just read a Domme profile. She says she started as a dominant early in life and has 40 years of experience. Her profile age shows her as being 42 years old. They are starting them young nowadays.

7/5/2011 10:34:52 AM

One of my favorite toys. Hmm there's the chastity devices but I'd have to say being locked in a humbler was very humbling and I love it best.

7/5/2011 10:12:01 AM

I was told that  need to change my role to switch. When I told them to re-read where I wrote that I am sub, that I can Dom but when I am Dom, I am only Dom, when I am sub, I am only sub. That I will be one or the other, preferrably sub/slave but will not switch. They than said, So you top from the bottom. I told them the only time I do is when I am working with someone who wants to learn the lifestyle. The rest of the time is why they make gags and duct tape.

7/4/2011 3:00:49 PM

I guess slaves really are a dime a dozen. Good ones aren't but the others must be because I see all these ads bitchin about not finding anyone or like one stated: Weed my garden and if your good, I'll let you get sunburned so you can enjoy the pain. Wow, real caring wannabe dominants. Are you all really that stupid that you would let harm come to your property? Or is it because you have so many dime a dozen slaves that you can just toss em away?

6/30/2011 8:09:14 PM

Thank you for your note that says, because I have bad knees that I am worthless. Bummer. Yep, two of the worlds favorites - kneeling and crawling are out but everything else works including the mind. It must suck to be you to be so shallow. Going fishing, so you have fun cleaning your house, doing your own work, massaging your own back. Hahahahahahaha!

6/30/2011 8:09:04 PM

Thank you for your note that says, because I have bad knees that I am worthless. Bummer. Yep, two of the worlds favorites - kneeling and crawling are out but everything else works including the mind. It must suck to be you to be so shallow. Going fishing, so you have fun cleaning your house, doing your own work, massaging your own back. Hahahahahahaha!

6/26/2011 2:39:25 PM

I have to laugh. A Domme who says she doesn't crossdress, feminize or humiliate her subs got mad at me for looking at her profile. I explained to her that I was just looking and yes I have pictures of me dressed but only because that is what the Domme I was serving wanted. She then jumped on me because I am bi. Yes I am because if that is what she wants, that is what is going to happen. Have I served male dominants? Yes. Would I change and become a gay slave. Maybe but from what I've seen of the so called male Doms, trust would be the biggest problem to overcome. Sucking, fucking and serving is one thing, knowing how to protect and keep your slave safe is another thing. Fucking and sucking is called sex, not BDSM. Bdsm is not about age, size, sex.

6/26/2011 10:29:13 AM

I am a mature sub who doesn't need micro managed. Ok, most of the time I am mature. I confess, sometimes I am mature. Ok, Ok, I never grew up, so beat me already!

6/25/2011 4:35:56 PM

There's still ten feet of snow in the mountains where it's fun to tie up the one your with so it may look that nobody will get tied to a tree this year

6/21/2011 9:08:49 PM

I retired 3 years ago on disability due to bad knees and nerve damage and have enjoyed  3years of fixing up a home here but the open road is calling me as well as wanting to be someone's domestic. I wish someone would tell me what to do.

6/21/2011 10:08:20 AM

I'm FREE!!!! Nanner nanner nanner!

6/19/2011 12:57:52 PM

I have the bolt cutters and I think tomorrow morning - Monday, the lock comes off. It is always a sad occasion, even when I have the keys. I must love the control. And since no one said 'no' I'm not allowed or said yes, but then lock yourself back up with a numbered tab, Freedom!

6/14/2011 4:32:55 PM

A last minute reprieve - date cancelled for now so I think it's time to buy a pair of bolt cutters but I am enjoying being locked up in my pink cb2000. Maybe I'll finally get some kinky visitors for my Bed & Bondage now that the sun has finally started to shine.

6/13/2011 3:24:36 PM

My life just keeps getting better. Not only are the keys on my neighbors roof, but I have a date tonight with this vanilla girl who I've asked out several times but I was always turned down.

6/12/2011 9:54:32 AM

I was a bit bored last night so I locked myself up in my pink cb2000. I use to use my smoked colored one but it seems the Dominants prefer me in pink. Since I was online to some kinky friends, they were giving me all kinds of ideas as to what to do with the keys. It was decided between tossing them over my shoulder in the back yard or up on to the roof. Since I'm usually game for anything, it came down to tossing them over my shoulder and wait 3 days to go find them. A word of advice to those looking for a keyholder. A keyholder is geneally a safer bet cause when I tossed the keys, I thought I'd do a real high toss. I didn't realize how hard I tossed them and forgot that what goes up, doesn't necessarily come back down in a straight line until I heard them hit the roof of my neighbors house. Oh, this will be good.

6/11/2011 8:31:15 PM

Why do people try to label everything in this lifestyle or tell others what they are, according to them? They tell me that I'm a switch. No, I tell them, I am a sub looking for a Dominant. As there is no one around here dominant, than I will take on a sub. I will be sub or I will be dom, but not both. I wonder why they can't understand that.    

6/10/2011 9:14:53 PM

Have you noticed the sign on your car mirror that reads 'object may be closer than they look'? 

Well, here's a take on that: I believe there should be a warning sign posted on all strapons that read,'This strapon, that is about to make you her bitch, is bigger than it looks!'

6/10/2011 1:40:18 PM

So, why do I live in Wyoming if there are no dominants and few subs? I've lived in big cities and I see the same people in them that are still looking as they have been for the past 10 or more years. And yes they ignored me then and even before I had bum knees, their loss. Must be their shopping list of the mold one must fit into to serve them. But at least here I have small town, no traffic, little crime, little noise, mountains, lakes, fresh air, friendly folks and lots of trees to be tied to.

6/10/2011 7:07:21 AM

When people read about my bum knees, they figure I am completely helpless which is far from the truth. I am heathy and active. I try not to get too active in the town here as once they find out your a go getter, they try and dump everything on you. I never knew offering up oneself to serving another could be so difficult.

6/8/2011 4:37:22 PM

If you have a man by the balls, you own him. If you are great at massages, especially foot massages, you'll own my heart.

6/7/2011 9:23:06 PM

Yes, my pictures are of me as sub. Yes, I am listed as sub. Yes, I still wish to be owned. Yes, as there are not any Dominant lifers in this area, I am still looking/considering a sub of my own. The lifestyle is vast and varies from person to person. What are you looking for?

6/5/2011 11:55:02 AM

The lifestyle is not about age, is not about looks, is not about money, is not about your sex, is not about how badass or wimpy you are. It is not about whips and chains and yet it is. It is the submitting of oneself to the service of another, freely and willingly. It is being locked up in a chastity device, not knowing when you will be released or caring as it is the dominants decision. It is doing their domestic duties for them, if that is what they want you do, without complaint and to the best of your ability. It is pleasing them that makes us subs happy.  

5/30/2011 3:14:33 PM

I have finally figured out who I am - I'm one of the two old guys in the balcony in the Muppet Shows

5/30/2011 8:19:41 AM

After many years in the lifestyle, I think the newbies, or at least according to their profiles are on to something so here's what I decided. I am a domestic sub looking for a Domme or Domme/Dom/sub couple who will give me lots of money, buy me lots of things, take me on long vacations to exotic and kinky places and will find others to do my work. Me sitting on a couch eating Bon Bons is ok too. Laughing

5/29/2011 11:52:53 AM

Which is better, controling your sub by telling him no sex/masturbation or locking him up in a chastity device and knowing he's your - grab a man by the balls and he'll be yours for life.

5/23/2011 10:34:31 AM

If the sun would ever come out for a few days, maybe we can have some outdoor fun. For the Bed and Bondage, If you are traveling in the area and need a free place to stay, play or be spoiled, please give me the courtesy of an advanced notice.

5/19/2011 8:04:07 AM

I find it a shame that so many think they are dominant because they think kicking guys in the nuts is bdsm. That just makes you a dumbass, not dominant. I don't understand why a dominant would say they want a worthless piece of trash. What a bummer, cause of my bad knees, I am not perfect and therefore not even considered - sucks to be you. Rule number one - don't break your toys. Life is good, serving is better.

5/18/2011 4:43:05 PM

I guess it's time for a new letter here. How about the letter 'R'

3/14/2011 4:16:16 AM

Rule Number 1 - Don't break your toys. There are limits but few other rules, it's why I love the lifestyle.

3/7/2011 9:29:08 AM

Don't you just love it. So many profile, same pictures for the past five years and no new entries in their journals for three years but they bitch about nobody wanting to meet.

2/25/2011 10:57:23 AM

Yes, I am sub and love it. But yes, I have Dominated and I am very good at that too. Yes, I am Gemini. Would I be interested in having a sub of my own. Yes - we would be a sub/sub couple except you would be my sub and do as I say. yet I would still sub for Dommes.

2/7/2011 11:54:40 AM

I miss having a keyholder. I was asked about what I have for such service.  I have a smoked colored and a pink cb2000 chastity devices with both locks and numbered tabs, cam with mic and camera and the knowledge that I am sub to serve and follow orders.

 Ok, my computer died when they uploaded internet explorer 9 so I can't load my camera but the cam works. I ordered a memory stick so i can take pic off my other computer for varification.

2/3/2011 2:05:32 PM

It sad having to resort to words such as true and real to describe what one is looking for in this lifestyle. Not all change is good. 

But anyway, for those that asked, my Bed and Bondage is my home in town which is located 120 miles from Jellystone Park, not far to the mountains and lakes so I offer a place to rest and relax, get a  massage or five, good food, good company and a sub to use (and yes I can switch but prefer sub) I prefer positive people as negative people are such downers and not the good kind.  

1/19/2011 11:18:19 AM

Well, if the weather ever breaks, I can finish remodeling here and then decide to relocate,  travel or just continue fishing and enjoying the outdoors here.

1/19/2011 10:37:44 AM



 A few years back in CO, a slave quit the houshold and took her stuff with her. The owner (female) took the slave to court to recover said property saying it was hers due to the girl agreeing to be her slave. The court ruled that the Domme had no written agreement and therefore entittled to nothing.


A few days ago, I was reading a profile from back east - MstressAriel from Florida where a male Dom took his slave to court to recover property the slave took with him when he left. When the male Dom showed the judge the written contract, the judge informed him he was under arrest for violations of the Trafficing and... Act of 2000 and kept the contract as evidence and he got 9 years. For more, go read her post.



1/15/2011 4:08:04 PM

I was asked if the Bed and Bondage was still open. Yes and no is the best I can answer. Taking a sebatical from all the people who think they are lifestylers.  

1/2/2011 11:08:15 AM

Out at the range poppin caps to start the new year off right.

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