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Male Dominant, 28
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Male Dominant, 29, Hampton, NH, New Hampshire
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Male Dominant, 28, Boston, Massachusetts
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About StrictUKMaster
Fit, good looking, generous, kind, considerate … These are just some of the words I know!..... I also know words like “palomino, chrysanthemum, and auspicious” but I don’t get to use these that often when talking about myself. I do get to use 'Strict, well educated, senior executive type guy' a lot though. I act/think/feel/smell much younger than my years so i doubt i would be seeking anyone older than me.. sorry , I seem to be more of a Daddy Dom ;)
12 years in the army, 5 years working the doors at some of the biggest clubs, and a lot of years playing Rugby have left me, 6ft1' stocky and very VERY firm - ...lol..
Also, I'm REALLY fed up with timewasters, I dont supply cyber/stories to those i have not spoken too or seen on webcam. If you are sad enough to be on here pretending to be a girl just cos u wanna wank, The net is full of free porn, go find some, and leave us REAL people to meet other REAL people 
You wanna know more!! jeezee.. just message me then :)
*Other profiles are available. Offer open to woman between the ages of 18-60 only. Twats, wankers, fuckwits and anyone invented by Jim henson (and therefore a MUPPET!) need not apply. Nothing contained within this profiles effects your statutory rights. Terms and conditions apply.
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"If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving probably isn't the sport for you!!" |
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I suppose this site is just a reflection of the wider world.. but it amazes me that there are some people on here who are quite capable of blowing your mind.. yet others who would have problems blowing their own nose!! .. i also 'love it' when you see profiles that say "I have a partner but they dont understand me".. well they will understand a whole fucking lot less when they find out your fucking around love!!! trust me... |
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The follwoing have been puzzling me recently :-
1.How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
2. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
3.Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
4.Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets???
5.Whose idea was it to put an S in the word lisp?
6.Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
7.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
8.Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when we all know babies wake up every two hours? |
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| Oh Bollocks!!!i was in chat.. and just realised my initials are SUKM!- Fuck! :( | |
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courtesy costs nothing and requires no practice or training.. Yet still seems to be far to difficult for some to manage! |
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For those of you that knew 'Hardmasterwanted' I am very very sorry to say she lost her battle with illness last week, and passed away at just 26 years old. :(
My condolences to her family, her beloved man, and all her other friends, here and elsewhere.
RIP . |
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I am more than happy to respect your right not to have photos on your profile or not to go on cam until you know someone, - BUT.. and its a BIG 'BUT' - I would ask in return that you respect MY right not to rule out the possibility that you just might be a 60yo hairy assed welsh miner or a 50yo Argos monkey or that 'trolly collector' at Tesco's that looks wierd - just on here having a wank....lol ok ;) and if we start there .... we might just get on .xxx |
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CHRIST!!! more fucking fakes!! what is it with these wankers?? are they REALLY so sad that they need to get their jollys from pretending to be someone else.. how sad must they be, that even THEY dont want to be them!!???
I can understand peoples unwillingness to go on cam, it is a little uncomfortable, but not willing to take a fully clothed pic , holding a bit of paper? no thats not an unreasonable request, they are just unreasonable fucking wankers!!!!! (GOD! i hate ranting!!!) |
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If they HAD to invent a word for people that have trouble spelling.. What The Fuck were they thinking of when they came up with dyslexic?? duh!!! I have a degree in English and even I don't always get it right!! what chance have those poor buggers got! |
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They say "Rome wasn't built in a day" (Well, it might of been if they had let me have a go!! )
but trust isnt built over night, "Trust is knowing you're perfectly safe when you're at your most vulnerable" i can build that trust ;)
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dominant, confidant, experienced, sensual, attractive, intelligent, deep, experimental, safe, peaceful, positive, happy man - kinda sums me up! |
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Hobbies & Interests not listed on main page!!:..... Amateur gynaecology, Hamster Juggling, knitting my own yoghurt (or Yo!gert, if you are American) amd I am also chairman of my local Amateur Buddhist Pigeon Spearing club. I am a keen cook, with my grandmothers recipe for 'Turtle and Pineapple crumble' being one of my
specialities .. yeah right!!!! ;)
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"The mind is like a parachute -- Fuck all use when its closed!!"
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It seems popular on here to say how your friends would describe
you.. So. My friends would describe me as 'Spencer'
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After some 'disparaging remarks about my previous Journal entry i fee obliged to publish "THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ME".. In the beginning there were twats! Twats were unaware of the world the lord father had built around them, Twats didnt realise that there are more important things in the world than the etiquette in a CM chat room! even more important than getting a wank on here!,.. 'NO' i hear you cry! well think about it.. Iraq springs to mind.. as does, starvation in a modern food filled world, 3rd world debt, the stupidity of almost EVERY American on the planet (alarming) ,the French (enough said!)and the apparent inability of my local tax office to correctly calculate how much I ACTUALLY? earn, all of these spring to mind... so, no.. i dont take twats seriously.. i have actually been told i cant be a Dom.. cos i have a sense of humor.. ?? go figure.. anyway... , no i dont take this seriously at all now you come to mention it..lol.. its about sex.. sex is great, lovely in fact.. but we 'could' live without it.. if we really, REALLY had too.. try living without water!!?? (*crosses fingers and hopes God isn't listening) so, lets A/all get a life eh? xxxx ..... Here Endeth the rant ;)
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wooohhhoooooo there.... dont take this all so seriously.."its only a web site dear!"
have you seen some of the crap that goes on in these chat rooms?? bless um, poor souls!
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Twats! ... the world is FULL of twats!!
forget global warning! if this lot breed humanity is fucked anyway!!!!
and, Welcome! to .. 'Rant-along-a-Dom"
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I am more than happy to respect your right not to have photos on your profile or not to send out pics until you know someone, - its only sensible for a girl - BUT i would ask in return that you respect my right not to rule out the possibility that you might be a 60yo hairy assed welsh miner, just on here having a wank....lol ok ;) and if we start there we might just get on .xxx be safe .x |
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ok, now this is a 'social' site.. if you cant be assed to make it clear on your profile what you are looking for, then don't expect those you are NOT looking for not to message you (grrrrrrr) and when they do (cos ur profile is incomplete), it only takes a second to hit the reply button and say 'no thanks' .... any twat can be rude.... try not to be a twat eh?!
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Sundays are always quiet out here in the country. but i still like to
get involved in the local community..... so i spent a lot of the day
baiting the village idiot..... its never easy to get the maggots to
stick.. but it passes the time!
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how the fuck did we ever get to the moon... the fish must be livid!!!
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I have had to (on the odd unfortunate occasion) watch "Harry Hills TV BURP" as i suspect most of us have once in a while.. anyway, you know that bit where they 'FIGHT' to decide who would come off best. .... PLEASE will some one send in 'M1stressM1na' against 'Your Captain'... PLEASE.... ffs..I actually *cried with laughter*.. wot is wrong with these people???? This is of course in NO WAY critical of either, just pointing those who may be interested, in these great peoples general direction *wink wink* (honest) fight! fight! fight! |
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If you think this page is funny! try the others...
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Another day, another dollar!. not been to plagued with twats today .. which is nice:) and i and going shopping with my daughter tomorrow, so looking forward to that.. may even stop by Argos and thumb through the laminated book of dreams :). oh the joy!
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if only you could crawl through the screen and actually punch people... god.. oh god such sweet relief that would be... (and i dont mean in a S/m way.. but in a 'your a gold plated fucking wanker and you REALLY need someone to make you realise it' kinda way.. but ho hum... the stuff dreams are made of ah....
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ok, now what part of "I dont supply wank-mail for fucking loosers who can only get it hard when they are pretending to be a girl" do you not understand??? stop sending me stuff asking me to (and i quote) "email me detailing how u wish to use/abuse me, if it is of interest.... " etc etc. ..JUST STOP IT YOU SAD TWATS! |
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just a *little* pointer for some of you 'young uns' it is a thousand times nicer to have some one say.... "thanks but no thanks" than it is to have someone be rude... or worse, ignore you.... you wont always be in your 20's girly.. you really wont.... think about it!.. (*end of DAD lecture) |
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In the last couple of days i have met some really nice , sensible, funny people.. this can be quite a laugh, just keep ur head outta ur ass! n its all good ...lol |
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OH! FFS, what is the matter with you people (present company excluded) YES i am a DOMINANT .. just because i can demonstrate a sense of humour does not preclude me from being so.. grrrrrrrrrr
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another day.. ahhhhh. Ok, well i have has a couple of you little sweeties tell me you have read my profile, like 1000 times, but were too shy to send a message. Therefore if you fine me drop dead, gotta have him now, gorgeous then just add me to your favs list and i'll contact you.. ok :) PS. if you have read my profile and DONT think that, then you might wanna go and have a chat with a close friend... i dont want to wory you.. but i think you might be a lesbian, i think you had better check anyway.. xx take care x |
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If you want a real (out loud) belly laugh look at 'yourcaptain' s profile... ffs, he cant be real.. can he?? (this is in no way critical of his profile, just pointing those that may be interested his way... *sniigger)
UPDATE:some (much kinder than me) younglady on here has just pointed out that he could be suffering from shell shock. So i apologise, he is obviously afflicted with post traumatic stress disorder (RIGHT!!!.. lol) |
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ok, i spoke too soon!! I am now completely fed up with 'pretend' people.. if you are some overweight hairy assed welsh miner in his 60's after a wank.. then fuck off and pretend to be a girl on some other twats time oK! I DO NOT CYBER*, this INCLUDES 'tell me what you would do to me...." it also includes " have you had a sub before.. what did you do to her....." nor will i write you a little story in any messages i send, so you can forget that avenue for a quick wank too... fucking twats!
*Having said that.. If you are a girl (a REAL girl) then i am not averse to that but ONLY with a CAM.. |
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at last! some real people!, yes! |
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a little more clarification... no i do not expect you to move in on wednesday... yes i am 100% serious and can deal with a newbie in training or the most experienced painslut on the planet.... No i dont want to disable anyone - why would i.. i need you to serve me, not me look after you!... and No, i am not looking for anyone that wants paying, i can get all the prostitutes i like just down the road thanks.. |
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oh, and in answer to the many times i have been asked... NO, i do not want to indulge in EVERYTHING on my likes/loves/dislikes list.. thats just a list of what i COULD or WOULD NOT do.... i respect limits just like any other mortal being....lol. ;) |
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ok, only been on here a day and already had 3 'scammer's trying their luck. can i just say i am 100% genuine, and having been using on line tools such as this for a while now, can spot a fake at several thousand miles!!.. and i can spot a fake photo from the moon. so PLEASE.. leave it out, go and try to rip off someone who at least LOOKS stupid!! |
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