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My mother looked unusually young for her age and only with difficulty convinced the guards at my residential college that she was a mother, not a date and allowed to visit. No-where near the trouble I had with my suite-mates who kept on pestering me for her telephone number.

I worked in downtown Boston after graduation and used to go sailing in Boston Harbor afterward accompanied by a young lady. When were nearly out of sight of land I used to ask them whether they wanted to swim or what? It was amazing how many were accomplished long distance swimmers.

I used to ask myself how a big strapping guy like me ended up a sub? I got turned down so many times when I proposed I figured as long as I was on my knees anyway I may as well ask whether she had any orders? Even if she couldn't think of anything, I had at least a fair chance of copping a golden shower. And while they are not everyone's cup of tea, I have never turned one down. My motto in life is better pissed on than pissed off.