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"Nothing can be truer than fairy wisdom. It is as true as sunbeams" ~Douglas Jerrold

Time strongly changes who we are. I am no where near the same person I was a few years or even a couple months ago. I am not always sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I would guess that it just depends on the moment and who I am asking.

I used to be highly into this world, this lifestyle. While I still have a strong passion for this lifestyle I am probably more on the 'strawberry' side of things at this time in my life, living vanilla with a couple twists here or there.

I am friendly, shy, bubbly and unsure of myself all at the same time. I prefer small groups rather than large groups and while some in the public scene know me, I am mainly in the dark and do not engage in the local scenes or munches.

I'm a pacifist, please don't ask me to fight. At the first sight of issue I will normally back off, I can not deal with anger well. It bothers me and when something mean is said it does tend to take me awhile to get over it. I do get upset easily.

I have a large range of things I enjoy doing away from the lifestyle. I love to blog and write, novels and poetry. I love to sing and walk the dog. Yoga will always be part of my life. Yes, I am a nerd I do play a ~PG~ life in Second Life, you can figure out what that means for yourself if you play.

I am a huge quote addict. I love hearing them, and I love collecting them.

I will not normally respond to sexual messages from strangers. Remember manners and say hello first. Just because we're on does not mean you can toss out what your parents tried to teach you for years. Respect me, I'll respect you.

I'm a BBW, My hair is constantly changing and I have brown eyes. I love tall men. Any questions or want to be friends just send me a hello :)

Limits: Animals, children, age play, scat, golden showers, water play, swallowing(makes me ill), latex(allergic), Illegal things, long term or perm injures, scars or marks, poly.

☮, ❤, Respect

A song a dear of mine says reminds her of me:

if i die young bury me in satin

lay me down on a bed of roses
sink me in the river at dawn
send me away with the words of a love song
ooh ooh ooh ooh

lord make me a rainbow I'll shine down on my mother

she'll know I'm safe with you and she stands under my colors
oh and life ain't always what you think it ought to be
no ain't even gray but she buries her baby
the sharp knife of a short life
well I've had just enough time

if i die young bury me in satin

lay me down on a bed of roses
sink me in the river at dawn
send me away with the words of a love song
the sharp knife of a short life
well, i have just enough time

and I'll be wearing white

when i come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger
I've never known the lovin' of man
but it sure felt nice when he was holdin' my hand
there's a boy here in town
who says he'll love me forever
who would have thought forever could be severed
by the sharp knife of a short life
well I've had just enough time

so put on your best boys, and I'll wear my pearls

what i never did is done
a penny for my thoughts oh no I'll sell 'em for a dollar
they're worth so much more after I'm a goner
and maybe then you'll hear the words that I've been singin'
its funny when your dead how people start listenin'

if i die young bury me in satin

lay me down on a bed of roses
sink me in the river at dawn
send me away with the words of a love song
ooh ooh the ballad of a dove
go with peace and love
gather up your tears and keep them in your pocket
save em for a time when your really gonna need em.
oh the sharp knife of a short life
well I've had just enough time
so put on your best boys, and I'll wear my pearls


2/18/2011 6:02:25 AM

Esme's Collaring; She was nervous. Her hands where shaking leading up to goose bump covered arms as she stood in an old Bed and Breakfast guest room. She has witnessed a lot in her life, was cultured and educated but this day was the most nervous for her yet. The biggest day that her life for the last couple months had been leading up too. Esme walked over to the mirror above the dresser and stared into her reflection for a an amount of time even unknown to her, she was lost in her thoughts trying to pull her nerves together enough to prepare herself for the big day and even longer evening.
Two years ago, when she thought about finally settling down she never pictured exactly what she was doing, rather a nice day surrounded by her family and friends in a traditional setting. Instead it would be a private romantic night with the joining of two into one.
She turned around and stared at the outfit laid out on the bed. Walked over and first lifted the front lace up white corset. Took a deep breath, turned to face the mirror yet again and wrapped it around herself. Holding the ribbed corset in place with one hand she reached over and grabbed the laces from the dresser top and started working the corset laces up through the material restricting her fuhrer. Her C cup breasts where lifted and pushed nicely together as she laced the corset a bit looser so it became more open towards the top to show her goodies off in a classical way.
She turned to her side looking at herself. Hands on her hips, nude apart from the corseted top. Her curves were nicely positioned and she never found herself enjoying her body more than she did during the moments of pure restriction. Esme than walked back over to the bed leaning over to lift a long poofy skirted petticoat up and pulled herself into it fasting the buttons in the back. She slipped the top underneath the corset bottom for a gown like appearance. Next, she sat down and rolled two thigh lace stockings up her legs, and slipped her feet into 6 inch heels.
She once again stood and walked over to a full body mirror in the corner staring at herself. She done her hair and makeup earlier that morning in a 1940's glam style for the red carpet. She had been given strict instructions not to wear panties under her skirt. Just the skirt, stockings, shoes and corset. She was to told, apart form earrings not to wear any other articles of jewelry.
She waited for 6:00 that evening to roll around and a knock came to her door. She stood and walked over answering it. A stranger stood there. A tall man, most certainly Italian. Esme stared, puzzled and opened her mouth to question him but was cut off before the first word was completed aloud,
“I'll be your escort until arrival at your destination.” He handed her a single red rose with a black ribbon like the Phantom had given Christine.
“From your Master. He is eager to see you.” Esme nodded accepting the rose and followed him out the door. She held her skirt up and kept her fingers crossed not to fall over in the heels, they were not her specialty. Normally she was barefooted and that was, indeed how she preferred to be. But for such a special evening she wanted to look special. Heels completed her outfit.
Parked in front of the B and B was a white horse drawn carriage, just as she had always dreamed. Mister Escort helped her up into the carriage and than took his place and they headed off towards her Master's waiting place. Esme fiddled with the black ribbon around her rose, once nervous before now she felt as though she might dye are the mount of goose bumps developing amongst her skin, craving to see his face, missing his voice and desiring his touch. A year later and the idea of him still excited her more than it did the first day she'd met him what seemed like so long ago.
They stopped. They arrived. They were in the same area has her Master. It was really happening. The day was really here and all her dreams would soon be coming true. It was a large fantasy Victorian house turned hotel. She was helped out and smiled once her eyes laid upon the man walking towards her.
“My lord!” she exhaled and went towards him herself bouncing has he embraced his warm safe arms around her. She pressed her face into his stress taking in a deep breath and inhaled his familiar scent. “My Daddy” She mumbled happily. He pulled away from her taking her hands in his for a moment before letting ago. Esme stared at him wanting to be close. He pulled a silver Tiara out of his pocket and placed it on her head. She smiled, He smiled.
“A crown for my darling princess slave.” He than pulled a white satin strip out as well,
“And now, you must trust me yet again.” He turned around and from behind took her sight from her as he tied the stained strip ends together in a bow lost without her red hair's spiral curls. Esme took another breath, her heart pounding as he turned her front towards him around and took both of her hands and started guiding her along, whispering sweet nothings and naughty bits to excite and arose her with each step.
After a lifetime of tease and torment for the mind she was pushed down onto her kneels. Her hair was pinned up and shortly after she felt a cold circle around her neck, it was thin and light weight. She was helped up onto her feet now, and her Master guided her over to a mirror where her blindfold was finally removed. The room was silent, she stared into the mirror at her neck, protected with her Daddy's hands holding her arms around behind. Around her neck was a thin collar of metal with a few pink gem stones. He has finally, placed his collar around her neck and she could not quit staring. She desired for him to take her, claim her physically, use her for the first time with her collar, like being a virgin all over again.
He than without warning turned her to face him. Words were lost and she found herself not able to speak, her mouth gagged with floods of emotion. He pulled open a wooden box with housed within it a play collar and cuff set, pink leather, a collar for her neck for play, two wrist cuffs and two ankle cuffs. He pointed in the center of one of the cuffs a much smaller felt box.
“Go on” He said.
“Open for yourself.” she finally found her words,
“You've given me all I have ever desired already.” He motioned to the box again and she lifted the lid almost following backwards, a diamond ring lie inside.
“I love you, my Esme and I vow to always be your Master but most importantly your lover. I claim you in every way that a man can claim a woman.” Tears started to form in her eye as she lifted the ring and started to push it onto her finger. With her free hand she reached up and touched her collar. Taking a sniffle enough to speak through her tears of joy,
“I love you, you're my love, my Master, my Lord and Daddy. I will always obey you, always be your brat, and always love hard. I am forever yours, my soul is engraved into your the heart that beats within your chest.” Her Master smiled at her, the smile of a man who had everything and would not be happier. The smile she always desired to see on his face, proud of her, proud of having her and proud to call her his. She looked around the room and took a bit of a sad sigh when she saw no fun play things. He called at her and questioned,
“Baby girl?” She did not want to hurt the moment, she was just eager for her truly found virginity to be taken away and given to Daddy,
“Tell me.” He ordered.
“I was hoping to see a flogger and perhaps so rope.” Esme said in her quiet softly spoken way, tracing a finger over her new pink cuff set.
“He left her and walked over towards the chair and lifted a bag, “Remove your skirt.” He said in his erotic stern way. Esme quickly removed her skirt pushing it down. He unloaded his tools, along with new purple rope he had brought. She smiled squealing to herself. He walked over, as he got closer, her freshly shaven pussy tingled more intensively. He fasted the play collar around her neck with her forever collar. She fingered the large D ring on the front has he put her into the rest of her cuffs. She could feel the wet of her pussy making it's way to her thighs as she stood there.
“How do those feel?” He asked she nodded and gave a thumbs up. Without warning he pushed her down onto the and tied into a Doggy style position. Her upper body lowered, her back arched, rear up with spread legs nicely displaying her arse and flowered open her tingling glossy wet cunt, ready for whenever he desired to take her. He run his nails across her lower back and bottom and pondered aloud,
“What oh what should we do with you first.” Esme moaned, Master chuckled. He lifted a flogger and smacked her arse with it lightly. She wiggled in her roped restraints. He hit her a little harder, She perked her ass up higher. Without warning he used his hand to give a rough smack to her pussy before shoveling two thick fingers into her hole. She cried out and squeezed her muscles around his fingers. He fucked her with his fingers for a moment before pulling them out of her. He stared at the juice dripping from the tips and nodded to himself, smacking her pussy once again as Esme moaned. He than again smacked her arse with the black leather flogger and continued hitting her arse and pussy, lower back too every which way listening to her moans, her whimpered, screams with some pleading in between, though he had no mercy for his little pain slut.
He set the flogger hand and rubbed the palm of his hand over her sore bright red arse. With the other he freed a large erection from the restraints of his pants. He knelt up on the bed close to her and she closed her eyes ready to feel that steel deep within her. He rubbed his head along the length of her spread slit, finding her hole as he slowly pushed himself in, teasing her with the speed knowing how badly his baby craved it. He reached under and rubbed her swollen clit as he started to fuck her. He pulled her hair back leaning her head closer to his, and whispered,
“You belong to me forever, and no one else. Body, Mind and Soul.” Esme moaned a soft pitched murmur in happy response,
“Yes Master.”

1/9/2011 8:09:02 AM

Recently, in a large city in France , a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.  It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern: Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans).  They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.  They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia .  Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.  They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.  They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.   Mermaids don't exist.  If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentine psychoanalysts due to identity crisis issues:  Fish or human?  They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex?  Just look at them...where is IT?  Therefore, they don't have kids either.  Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?   The choice is perfectly clear to me:  I want to be a whale.   P.S.  We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.
With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.  So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.  
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!" 

10/7/2010 7:58:41 PM
Well, I did this as a video but the voice is pretty low, so I wanted to type it out as well: ?Twas the night before the Super Bowl, when along the gulf shore, Steelers fans were praying for ?just one more;? The players were nestled all snug in the sack, With visions of the first NFL Six-Pack; Coach Tomlin was young, but wise for his years, So I drifted off to sleep without any fears; When at the stadium there arose some strange chatter, The Cardinals feared, what was the matter; We heard ?Okel Dokel?, we heard ?Double Yoi,? We jumped from our beds, our hearts jumped for joy; He stood at the fifty with a grin ear to ear, Steelers fans everywhere started to cheer; Then in an instant to our surprise, This little old man had tears in his eyes; He went to the booth and there took his chair, While Terrible Towels waved in the air; Then over the airwaves came his shrill voice, The Steelers Nation began to rejoice; He said, ?I am back, but you know I can?t stay, I just had to see my Steelers play; From my home up above, I have a great view, But I wanted to celebrate here with you; So bring on the Birds, we?ll send them a flyin?, On the way back to Phoenix , they will be cryin?; Ben, Hines, Troy , Jeff and all of the rest, No matter the outcome, to me you?re the best;? The airwaves went silent, the stadium still, Was this just a dream, it seemed so real; In our team we have faith, in our team we have hope, But the game?s not the same without Myron Cope.
10/7/2010 7:55:26 PM
10/3/2010 10:15:56 AM
As an animal lover, I found this cute: Diary of a Dog - Diary of a Cat EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 181 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 182 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
10/3/2010 10:12:16 AM
An over whelming aura of dragon?s blood eagerly prepared to seize her as she entered the dark candle lit room. Her heels buried in the center of yards of midnight blue fabric clicked against the hard polished wood floor, her entrance graceful and seductive. Satine?s eyes moved from the numerous amounts of black, red and white candles to the dark satin spread making up a gothic framed bed in the chamber?s she?d be summoned too. There was no one there, she was all alone in the cool dimly lit bedroom, the only other movement was the harsh waving the long floor length curtains were forced into when the crisp breeze flew through the open window. Satine lifted her skirt front off the floor a few inches as she walked over to the twin pane window, releasing her skirt she parted the thick curtains moving between the two of them to the stare out over the ocean that glowed in the moonlight, such an enchanting view. A foot step, though faint she was sure she heard it. Remaining perfectly still with perfected posture, her back to the rest of the room. The curtains fluttered around her, the material falling from her waist to the floor following the same waving pattern in a mild way. ?I saw great beauty in you before this night, but that gown, ?that corseted gown as managed to make you even more sublime.? Satine closed her hazel eyes, his voice was so deep and calming, that one could simply fall asleep to it on a moment?s whim. His heavy foot steps starting to gain on her build, closer and closer until his gloved hands rested on the sides of her shoulders, still she said nothing, her words were silence. His hand moved down from her shoulder to her chest as his finger traced along where the flesh of her familiar bust met with the restricting material of the ribbed corset. His lips than parted once more as he leaned his lips near the skin between her neck and shoulder exhaling warm breath on her skin which forced her very soul to tingle. ?Does it excite you to be flawless?? he asked as he moved his fingers from her chest up to lacey choker worn around her neck, than back down to grip the sides of her shoulders, pulling her back away from the window, her heart pounded like a drum going into battle as he lead her across the room without letting her see himself until she stared into a mirror with a dark gothic frame much like the bed. He, her Sir lead her in front of the mirror, embracing her upper body from behind, leaning his lips down to kiss her neck in foundation for events soon to occur. ?Flawless, doll. My little doll.? He replied moving his hands up to pull the tie on back of her choker to release her neck from it, setting it aside on a small black wood table, pushing from stray curls back behind his victim?s ears. Satine watched him prepare her still body through the mirror, completely overtaking by his own special form of seduction. Boldly his grip on her shoulder and neck tightened as he pushed her head to the side clearing the skin of beautiful neck for his hungry taking. Slowly he leaned down as her eyes stared timelessly into the mirror watching like film strip. Everything seemed slower, even time and motion. Satine?s head spun around and around high off submission as he lowered his lips closer to neck.. Craving his bite as much as he craved the flow of her crimson silk to coat his lips and mouth. He parted his lips, showed off his teeth to her eyes in the mirror, biting down into her neck, squeezing his sharp teeth passionately into her tender pale flesh. Not releasing but only applied more strength into the deep bite until he felt a thin warm fluid against his tongue.. A bit more.. The hot red started to thicken, become richer in his mouth as he licked it up, allowing some to escape and slide down the Satine?s back and shoulder. Satine?s body half motionless in his arms as she began to slip off into space. He turned her limp body in his arms so that her front faced him, some of her blood smeared over his chin and caked onto his lips. He traced a finger along her breast line once more before he lifted her up all the way into his strong arms. Her lord carried his little one over to the gothic bed, lying her frame upon it. He stared at her in all her beauty, red lips, curly raven hair with pale skin stained in her own blood, his own little sleeping snow white. He walked pulled a gem decorated dagger from his belt and rolled Satine over onto her stomach, pushing her hair out of the way of the corset laces. He slipped his dagger under the first cross and cut up through it making his way all the way down her back freeing her from the restriction. Setting the dagger down on a the same table as her choker he smiled. Once again rolling her, this time to her back once again, lifting her upper half up than her legs removing the dress, tossing to the floor no more than a worthless heap of material once a gorgeous gown. His flawless snow white now laid in even more perfection being unclothed with no undergarments to worry about removing. He sat down on the bed next her, pulling his gloves off of his hands as his run one of his bare fingers from her breast down to her thigh, than back up and over her waxed mound. He licked his tongue over his teeth, baring them once more as he leaned over and bit into her soft breast and sucked the thin on the thin blood that rippled out of her. Pulling himself up from her breast he took a deep breath, inhaling the scent of her blood that ran over the skin of her chest. He moved down and pushed her motionless legs apart as he slipped up between them staring down at her sex, already glossy from arousal. He reached in rubbing her clit with a bloody finger, using his free hand to pull his erection free of from the restriction of his black leather pants. Satine?s Sir than pulled a second, much smaller dagger from his belt and touched the tip to the flesh of her left thigh. Sliding it along her skin he watched as her skin slowly started to dibble blood down her thigh. Pulling the the tip away he set it down nearby them in case needed once more. The sight of a knife wound was almost more exciting them the bite, because he was able to watch the blood run down her skin in a unique way, a wide surface at first but the longer it ran the more condense it got under it was finely in a thin thick line than mad it?s way to the black them laid upon. He grabbed his cock in hand and ran his head up through the stream of blood on her thigh, moaning out in absolute arousal. He pushed himself passionately into her, as deep as he could fit. Brutally thrusting his cock, her body sliding along the blankets of her head, his hands grabbing her thighs for some support, his hand pressed into her knife wound. With a deep moan and grasp from her sub space induced mind he pulled himself out and coated her abdomen with his piping warm seed. Breathing deeply he slowly lifted himself up from the bed, standing before her, he removed the rest of his clothes, admiring his work. His sleeping beauty covered in a mess of blood and cum, just the way she was always meant to be. He knew it when he laid eyes upon her over a year ago. Once undressed he walked to the side of the bed and pulled the covers up, lifted Satine and slipped her under them, covering her up, before heading off to the window to sit in the ocean?s breeze with a cigarette.
10/2/2010 1:52:53 PM
Two funny Jokes: A man gets on a plane with 6 kids. The flight attendant said, "Are those your kids?" The man replied, "No, I work for Trojan. Those are customer complaints." ----------------------------------- The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu." The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem: "Slowly across the desert sand Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination-Timbuktu." The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that? The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited: "Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu."
10/2/2010 9:45:22 AM
HOW TO STAY YOUNG Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. Enjoy the simple things. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, friends, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. By George Carlin
10/2/2010 9:43:36 AM
(By George Carlin) Subject: SPECIAL TRAINING TO: All Employees From: Management Subject: Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don?t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don?t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST.(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
8/1/2010 5:43:39 PM
Once upon a time I believed In all kinds of things.
I believed in faeries with wings and dwarves that could sing.
I’m not sure what I believe, but I do believe in happily ever after with you.
I have so many promises to give.
I wish to make our lives flow like the wind against a dove’s wings.
A true love, strong and ever-lasting.
I promise to cure your sorrow with the tears caught from a dragon’s eyes.
So you’ll always keep our memories close, I’ll find you the horn of a unicorn to keep near.
When you need mercy, I’ll sing a mermaid’s magical tune for you, and you alone.
Just to make you happy, I’ll grant you the entire magical kingdom.
For smiles we can play within fairy circles.
When you become ill, I’ll heal you with the blood of a Phoenix.
When we set mile stones and create achievements together, the glory is equal to the glory of mighty gods.
When it comes to the love that we will share, all I will need to give you is my heart. 
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 Age: 32
  Indiana