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limbstrecher

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Down to earth guy who at this time in my life is looking to see if there really is a true lifestyle partner out there, I perfer the simple way of life , I love to explore like old small towns, small out of the way dinners, a picnic in the woods, ghost towns etc, I am not looking for play partners but a ltr , lets talk and find out more about each other,,

My Ideal Person: Well this is simple , easy going fun loving submissive country girl, (or city girl looking to go country) must be at home in jeans and tee's , and must look good in my flannel shirts, age means nothing to me , its a mind set I don't care if your 25 to 55 as long as the feelings are there,

3/19/2011 4:47:42 PM

Them coyotes are really stirred up to night,, 

3/9/2011 1:22:07 PM

Where are all the country girls,  seems like everybody is into the city these days,,

1/25/2011 4:03:33 PM

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called"Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer
is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with women to whom they normally would never be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship."In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please
forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this Beer scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

1/14/2011 1:45:26 PM

I have been on CM for a while now and I just do not get it, I want to love and cherrish a submissive, and want the same back , yes I like BDSM but I 'm not going to beat a girl senseless and bruise her all up just for kicks, I mean WTF is that, seems like thats what a lot of you want, well go for it and when your all used up and your big bad tough Dominant man leaves you for fresh meat and your just a broken down marked up old women with no one remember reading this,,,

1/10/2011 7:59:24 AM

A guy goes to the Doctor and says DDDDDooocccter I have a stttuudddering problem and the giirrlllss don't like it,  so after a complete exzaime the Doctor says I found the problem , The guy says whhhaaat is it, Doctor says your penis is to long need to shortin it , the guy says oookkk dddoo it,  after the operation the Doctor say go ahead and talk so the guy says, hello, wow ,wait ,Hey I DON'T STUDDER NOMORE!! thanks the doctor and leaves,,,,, after about a week the man goes back to the Doctor and says DOCTOR DOCTOR you must put it all back on the girls don't want me now,,

 

 

  THE DOCTOR SAYS (and I qoute)   tooooooo laatte

 

 

  Be happy with what you have friends

1/7/2011 3:20:48 PM

   What do you get when you look into a mirror?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I get misty eyed

 

 

 

 

 

 

and sometimes a boner,,,,  

 

 

 

 

      AH HUMOR IS IT NOT GREAT

12/16/2010 9:20:23 PM
Any girls out there with there favorite color being CHROME,,
10/22/2010 5:13:44 AM

Distance in miles is nothing!!!  Distance of the heart is EVERYTHING

10/20/2010 2:32:30 PM

When taking a impossible journey the cowards will never start and the weak will die along the way

10/17/2010 1:14:34 PM

LAUGH of the day sherrisfolly and I were having a discussion about calling subs sweetie ,dear, etc,  she said I was showing disrespect but yet keep calling me a idiot,  then when I was clearly getting the upper hand she blocks me,  a few weeks go by and she sends me this today hehehe and yet I'm still blocked ,, now read her own journal dated 6/13/10 she calls someone a coward for blocking her,  LMAO,  sherrisfolly sweetie you are a mixed up little girl in a adult world,   at least you can do is take your own advice,

8/30/2010 7:34:51 AM
IT was brought to my attention that my name LIMBSTRECHER,, might just make girls nevous,, never thought about it, I would like some feedback on it, thanks
7/23/2010 1:51:33 PM
  HMMM I was asked if I'm evil,,  the only ansewer I have to that is   I'm  333 half evil
7/23/2010 10:32:02 AM
I was just thinking ,, and I thought how great it would be to live completely off the grid, with that one girl that is on the same page as you, she undedrstands the primal need to be self sufficent, the privacy , small cottage cook on woodstove, cast iron pans, small green house to grow things,  nights by the fire ,,  a trip to the mall is now a fun thing to look forward to,, ah a girl that can be naked at will with no worries, outside firewood hot tub, our play room is as big as the woods,, just you me and the dog ,,    

 
7/22/2010 8:18:43 PM
   HAS THE SONG GOES


   I may be a real bad boy,,, but baby I'm a real good man,,
7/22/2010 4:25:34 PM
   Put a blade of grass up your nose it tickles,,, put a stick up your nose it hurts
7/22/2010 7:38:58 AM
   Some girls don't like boys like me,,,  AWW but some girls do!!        KEEP SMILING
7/20/2010 8:38:08 PM
IS there anybody that likes jeans ,flannels, and cut offs anymore or am I stuck in the 70's,  or drinking beer off a tailgate stuck in a big mud puddle,,
7/14/2010 7:46:19 PM
I was asked if I could explain the differant ways men and women think ,, so I thought about it and came up with this,,  as stupid as it might be,,,,
       We are at a rock quarry and the cliff to the water is very high,,  A woman will say no way I'm not jumping in the water I will kill myself  its not safe,,,     A man will say well lets see if I jump in the water I might hurt myself a little but I think it will be fun 
7/12/2010 8:07:33 PM
OK I need to be a little clear hear girls,,  I am asked a lot what kind of girl Im looking for,  well here goes just some highlights,   The look in your eye says 80% honest, trusting, and do the right thing,, 20% crazy,daring,and why the hell not,,,  I would not mind seeing just a little grease/dirt under your nails because you love cars, you wear little makeup, at times you dress a little on the trashy side, you don't give a crap what people think or are doing, a eye for 2 eyes,  winning is everything, but you don't mind loosing, must love the mountains and woods,  never ever litter,  no difference between a dixie cup or crystal glass,  (they both do the same thing )  capable of love and to be loved, hates drama, and understands a BD/SM relationship in real time not make believe land, must be active and in some kind of shape, 

  There is a lot more but here is just a few, now I'm not the best looking or worst looking guy around, but it only takes me 5 min to get ready , I don't dye my hair, get 30 dollar haircuts, or wear cologne, my suit of choice is jeans and a shirt , boots and hat, I will never change my outlook or who I am, don't like me I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS,,  but I can look anybody in the eye at anytime,

  ok this is a little scrambled but I just threw some stuff out there, 
7/6/2010 9:25:43 AM
    YAWN   Time to get in truck and drive
7/5/2010 12:14:43 PM
I read and hear that most will not settle for just anybody,  and I agree I belive you should never settle,   but when I hear local only or be in my state I live in , I wonder  are you settling, I mean whats distance really have to do with it ?  if you get along well , have "that feeling"  and connect sort of speak you are willing to let distance stand in the way, we have traveled to the moon and back I think its pretty easy to travel  1000 miles or so , true there are people here that never intend to meet anybody ,  but there are many who take this lifestlye very serious and you should be able to weed through them,  be safe
7/4/2010 2:48:12 PM
HAPPY 4TH TO ALL THAT SERVED !!!  I saw my dream girl at a gas station  in maine today , she pulls up in a mud coverd topless jeep as I was gasing up my blazer,  she was wearing jeans with just the right holes no shoes and a tee that said  do it in the dirt,  baseball cap on backwards , she says hey cowboy nice tires , I actually fumbled for words and said ty nice jeep  , she says I see you have a bow , I replyed yes I dabble she says me too ,  than she says see you around put jeep in gear and left, than it dawned on me she never got gas!
freakofagirl
 
 Age: 26
 San Diego, California