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Male Dominant, 41, Georgia
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About KissThisFrog
Only looking for conversation -- Happily Permanently Monogamously Attached.
Kiss this frog.
Perhaps he will be a prince and you will be the Loyal Obedient, Sane Sub that he is hoping for.
While I hear that the chances improve if during that kiss you are stripped, bound and blind folded, it is more the case that the best way for us to be this way after that kiss is if we are already that way. |
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Why do people keep asking me if I taste like chicken? |
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My Type of Gal
"You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.
But, she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor ?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye. The girl was alarmed.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." |
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I'd sell my soul for a real Stepford wife.
And I do it even if I was not an Atheist.
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Bimbo Cheer
Fire cracker, Fire cracker, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Fire cracker, Fire cracker, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Boys have got the muscles, coaches got the brains,
Sluts like us spread our legs and we win the game!
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I'd like to exchange ideas before talking about exchanging bodily fluids. |
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What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!
What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year! |
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One night a guy walks into a bar, sits down next to an attractive lady and puts a bullfrog on the counter beside him....
..the lady looks at this guy and finally say.." ok, whats with the frog".. the guy replies " this frog can eat pussy".. the lady laughs and goes back to her drink...as time goes by, the lady gets curious and curiouser..." she finally gets her nerve up and asks "can that frog actually eat pussy" she says
" yep" the guy replies..." taught him.myself"... "OK, lets go to.my place" she says...the guy takes the frog from the bar counter and off they go back.to her place....she strips butt naked, throws herself on the bed...the guy puts the frog between her legs and stands back..." RIBBIT" says the frog...after a few minutes, the lady scoffs and says, " that frog cant eat pussy at all!"..... the guy says, " yes he can, I taught him myself"... the guy nudges the frog a bit.."RIBBIT" says the frog....the frog just sits there...she laughs
The guy pushes the frog outta the way and tells the frog.." Im gonna show you ONE last time...."
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