?How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.?

Oscar Wilde

Don't you just hate it when the light at the end of the tunnel turns out to be a train coming in the opposite direction?

Earth has not anything to show more fair:
Dull would he be of soul who could pass by
A sight so touching, rosy-red and shy:
Her bottom now doth, like a garment, wear
The radiance of her spanking; blushing, bare,
Her cheeks, so peachy, tender, rounded, lie
Open unto my hand, and to my eye,
All soft and quivering in the morning air.
Never did palm more passionately heat
A rear so lovely, nor with such a thrill;
Ne'er saw I, never felt, twin cheeks so sweet,
My hand, unbidden, lifts as if at will!
Dear girl! to spank you makes my joy complete,
Long may these beauteous mounds stay blushing still!

Author Unknown

"it's a fine line between pleasure and pain
you've done it once you can do it again
whatever you done don't try to explain
it's a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain"

Divinyls

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

T S Eliot

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Oscar Wilde

He who knows others is learned;
He who knows himself is wise.

Lao-tzu

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life.  The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. 

Mark Twain

There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue,
There is just stuff people do.

John Steinbeck

Pleasure is none, if not diversified.
John Donne