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Under protection of Coldblade and lenaloves. If you want to contact me, you must contact them first. 

I love someone that can make me laugh.  I am sarcastic.  I LOVE football.  I worked for my college football team (fantasize away). 

I have am a submissive and would love to explore that more with the right person.

I love to run/bike/swim/lift even though I got out of the habit for a while, but am getting back into it now.  (ask if you dare)

I love muscles on a man. 

If you don't have a photo then you better be prepared to send me one.  I put myself out there in an image so, I think others can, too.

I like to write.  I love knowledge.  I have several degrees and love intellectual discourse; I may be submissive, but I am not dumb or a doormat. 



I QUIT....Sweetest words in the English language.....well.....maybe not the sweetest.... :) But you get what I mean.

Gave my 4 weeks notice today! Never been happier to do anything in my life.

Why 4 weeks you might ask? Because if I work even one day in October, they have to give me insurance the whole month! :) dad has been in poor health, so therefore I will be taking over running our family farm operation. I am very excited!

Oh, yeah....and did I mention how awesome it was to say 'I quit!'?


Just got home from comedy...performers were Michael Malone and Mo Mandel.  Both very good and I highly recommend them. 

I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.
Dolores Claiborne:  "Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to."

(Stephen King)

Watching this movie again tonight.  It's very heart wrenching and emotional, but also real too.  One of my favorite King books/movies.  So much happens out on Little Tall Island.  Much like all the islands we live on in our own worlds. 

Random Thoughts of the Day:

I got this in an email and I only posted my favorites.  These made me laugh out loud at work.  I hope you enjoy!  pearle

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have
fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when
they've invented the lighter?

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the
problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix
the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just
figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take
2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to

My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing
as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the
name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for
the rest of the day.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to
die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!),
but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.

Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with