I've read a lot of dom/me profiles that are temper tantrums in disguise, and I believe they must be off- putting; but I am now wondering if it doesn't make sense to set a few ground rules, to explain a few things before "first contact." So let's see if I can do this without making it sound like a rant:

Good manners impress me.

I'm not a real big fan of titles bestowed upon that I haven't claimed myself, such as Goddess.

I hate the word "boi."

Also not a fan of any sort of racial or gender supremacy beliefs. If you are in a D/s relationship with me, it's because that's how you and I want it to be, not because I am inherently suited to rule the universe.

Please live within 50 miles of me, or provide a clear explanation of how you expect to be able to play with me, submit to me and/or service me from a distance.

Finally, I spent a lot of time working on this profile and filling out the checklists. I would like to see that you have put in the same kind of effort. I appreciate the fact that you might think there is no point to listing what you like because "it's all about the dominant." This dominant wants to know what you enjoy.