MasterSteve1953

People come into our lives some only for a short time others for longer. They teach us new things, we gain new experiences and we feel different things. Some bring us excitement others bring us joy and some bring us pain (in many forms!). Some we will never forget others we would rather forget. Some will remain with us always, maybe not physically but they will always be there. Some are soul mates for life even though they are apart. Love you babe and thanx xxxxxxx

A Dom is for life. Not just for Christmas.........

Memories.......................... WE WAS BRUNG UP PROPER ! "And we never had a whole Mars bar until 1993"!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos... They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos... Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on a Sunday, somehow we didn't starve to death! We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bangers to blow up frogs with. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because........ WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O..K. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars. We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY , no video/dvd films, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents. Only girls had pierced ears! We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time... We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays, We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet because we didn’t need to keep up with the Jones’s! Not everyone made the rugby/football/cricket/netball team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on MERIT Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and throw the blackboard rubber at us if they thought we weren’t concentrating . We can string sentences together and spell and have proper conversations because of a good, solid three R’s education. Our parents would tell us to ask a stranger to help us cross the road. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kiora' and 'Blade' and 'Ridge' and 'Vanilla'and 'Tiger' We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL ! And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were. PS -The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.??

? Now here are the rules from the male side.????

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!??

?1.?? Men are NOT mind readers.
FIRST & FOREMOST RULE

? 1.? Learn to work the toilet seat.
You''re a big girl. If it''s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don''t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.? Sunday sports, It''s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.? Crying is blackmail.

1.? Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1.? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That''s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.? Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days..

1.? If you think you''re fat, you probably are.
Don''t ask us.

1.? If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the?? other one

1.? You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1.? Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials....

1.? Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1.? ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1.? If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1.? If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing''s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don''t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don''t want to hear.

1.? When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.... Really .

1.? Don''t ask us what we''re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Formula 1
or rugby .

1. You have enough clothes.

1.? You have too many shoes.

1.? I am in shape.?? Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.? Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don''t mind that?? It''s like camping.