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I never thought I would have to say this. Why are there so many people on CM who cannot read?Nowhere on my profile does it say I am gay or bisexual. Nowhere on my profile does it say I am interested in a gay male a tranny or a pre op male. Before you send me a message, take time read the profile or maybe first learn how to read. That way you will not be wasting your time and more importantly my time. Hope you find what you are seeking but I am not the one for you LOL |
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interesting how so many subs/slaves on CM would make much better magician than houdini. they have the disapearing act down just right |
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i always learn something new every day. todays lesson is not to waste time complementing a sub/slave on thier profile, even if you also state you are not interested in them ( just finding their profile interesting) todsaysa lesson is they have nto been taught manners and know how to thank one for a complement. |
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thinking it is time to create a whole new profile. finding out more and mores subs/slaves dont understand my screen name is nothing more than a screen name chosen for a special reason but very much misunderstood lol |
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A sub, who you have talked to before, sends you a message asking a question, " hows your mom?" you respond and hit send and get the following... "MESSAGE NOT SENT USER HAS BLOCKED YOU" Just freckin AMAZING ROFLMAO |
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finding more and more weekend and holiday sub/slaves joining. why don't they just go ahead and publish their rates. stop beating around the bush lol guess it is like the old days when you went to a massage parlor wink wink
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you know some say " i have been in lifestyle so long i cannot learn anything new"
that is not true, i have learned at least on here it does not pay to be honest and upfront with a sub/slave. better to lie and hope it all works out when you meet in person lol |
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i am seeing more and more of this here lol
girls try skype and have a free phone on your computer
"i have cam and i dont have phone So if u know that u can pay for my gas and my food money to come to u let me know So u can get back to me with your email if u know that u have cam get back to me with your email if u dont have cam dont email me or if u know that u can do all what to know that u are real so let me know Okay cam to cam"
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Pooh ponders, why are so many uploading their pics sideways? Pleas take the time to rotate, it is getting to be a bitch to have to keep turning my monitor sideways to see what you look like. |
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Pooh ponders, Why is it that so many here do not know or understand the difference between being submissive, a slave or just plain kinky? |
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So many slaves here looking for good owners for life. So many slaves want to be trained properly. So many slaves need to either learn how to write in english or be honest and admit what country they are really from. A perfect example lol
I guess Mrs Clinton was right, it does take a village to raise a slave. LOL
"Hello there i m slave that i m looking for really and good master to ahve me for life so if u know that u are there for really and good slave let me know u can add me now there is my email u can add me now "
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Silence speaks louder than words. |
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Just learned today from a conversation with a sub there seems to be some confusion in terns. dear subs/slaves understand daddy dom does not mean sugar daddy lol |
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Pooh ponders why do so many subs/slaves have , on thier profiles pics of them in cars? i guess when they say they are willing to relocate. are they telling us they are packed gassed up and ready to be on the highway to me? |
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as i was pondering thru profiles and talking to a couple of sub/slaves i learned something very important. they might say they are in the good ol USA but i am learning that the USA is a suburb of Ghana lol |
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Pooh is pondering again. Is there any sub/slaves out here on CM not into magic? I am running into more who are into magic and acting more and more like Houdini than Subs/slaves. They talk show an intreset want your phone number, then disappear. Now come on ther has to be one serious sub/slave pref bi out there. lol |
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Got this message today, it says it all.
Ponders if some here know how to read profiles? lmao
How are you doing today,
Well i am Eunice and a member on this site looking for true love on here am not a fake am for real.I have been trying to surf the net and this site poped up on my computer,i tried to register it and see how it works because i am single,lonely and looking for sometime now,i have no kids and i am a student in the media school studying presenting as my major subject .I found your profile to be interesting also it is the first profile which came up as i search for profiles online,thats why i am sending u this note to you and will like to know much more about you.Well am ,I am dark skinned in complexion.I will like to meet a lady who is caring.honest.God fearing and trustworthy.I need a lady who is ready to share everything in life with me,i need a lady who knows what to give to a lady into relationship.If you are interested to know much about me i will be glad if i can get an email from you.My email address is _____and i am also on y,a,h,o,o messenger and my screen name _____
Hope to hear from you soon. |
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it seems, i guess due to the economy there are more and more sub/slaves being offered up, being sent away, forced to leave, either by their masters or on here searching fo new homes on their own.
One asked for $1000 to relocate fom pa to ohio.? you know times are tough she lowered her needs to 400 lol.? Masters keep what you have just let hem out of the cage and send them out to work? " cheeper to keep her than to get ride and replace"? roflmao |
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 Pooh ponders why in real life you ask someone a question and they answer, on CM they ignore? Kinda tells you what they are about in real life |
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NOW I AM A BAD SPELLER BUT OMG WE WASTE ALL OUR TAX DOLLARS ON SENDING PEOPLE TO SCHOOL ROFLMAO EVEN THIS OLD DADDY HAS SPELL CHECK MOST OF THE TIME
u probly noticd tht i dont hav n e face pix up on heer. whn i 1st joind i did hav face pix up. thn 1 day i got a msg on heer frm sum1 i had xchngd liek 2 msgs with b4. he told me wht i was wereing tht day. it freekd me out. he xplined tht he saw me at teh subway stashun neer my aprtmnt. he recognizd me but didnt say n e thng bcuz he didnt wnt 2 make me scard. he was acshuly rly cool abt teh hole thng. it turnd out tht he livs rly close by n jus uses teh same stop as me. i didnt thnk i wud get recognzd in NYC bcuz its so big but thrs only so many subway stops u no? so n e ways thts y i took my face pix down.
i rote a long time ago abt teh 1st meetng i had off heer. so u dnt haf 2 go lookng 4 it ill refrsh ur memry. he was a liar who turnd out 2 b marrid. he wasnt wereing his ring but he had a tan lien on his ring fingr n whn i confrntd him he turnd in2 a big asshole.
i hav now had 3 moor meetngs wit ppl off heer. teh 1st 2 were locl guys |
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come on folks give me a break
i wrote back just ship the daughter ups and when she ishere she can getthe money roflmao
the insanity never ends lol
what a letter to send to Jewish Dom lol
Dearest
Please I know this may come to you as surprise,because you do not know me, I need your assistance that is why I am writing you, it is my desire of going into relationship with you.
My name is Mrs ?, A Nationality of Ghana. I have been into the BDSM for long now, My husband and I were good Doms until his death. nd i willlike my daughter to continue and follow our footsteps. I would wish she becomes a sub to any who will deem it fit to accept taking care of her after , reading ths email.
I was married to the late Mr.? who was a gold merchant in Accra Ghana for nine years before he died in the year 2007. We were married for twenty years with a Daughter . he died after an illness that lasted for four long years. Before his death we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of($8.7Million U.S. Dollars) with one of the prime Bank in Ghana the Accra city
Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next few months due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to orphanage homes/churches or better still a good Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I instructed here in.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a Daughter that will inherit this money but my Daughter can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decided to use some of the money to work for God and live some for my Daughter to have a better live. my Daughter is just 18years old now, she have low menterlity and my husband´s trusted relatives here died during the political crises,I have seen that my Daughter is incapable to handle this type of money and I don´t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don´t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. The doctor advised me not to answer any phone calls due to my health condition, my Daughter can always answer phone calls on my behalf.With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Ghana where the fund is now . I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian.
Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.
Expecting to hearing from you.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord
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going to kinkos to get new score cards printed .... cannot keep up with all the game players and whose on first lol |
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Pooh ponders too many people here have collarme confused with the game show network..... behind door number one is? |
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so she sends me a message on how she likes my profile and wants to know what it takes to be my sub/slave. without meeting or talking she is ready to relocate to me ( she has no phone and cannot meet since she lives with family members lol). now she only lives 60 miles away. if i would only send her $250 so she can cover travel expence to get to me ( remember only 60 miles away roflmao )
now i know things are rough with this economy but come on girls even taco bell is hiring HERE'S YOUR SIGN LMAO |
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a memo to all you lovely subs and slaves messaging me from Nigeria sorry not sending cash if you wish to relocate to me send me a message with approx amount of time it will take you to swim to east coast.
when you will start w]swimming from Nigeria and withing 20 miles where you plan to come ashore
i will meet you at the shore with a dry towel collar and clamps |
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for you slaves and subs still wanting cash for relocation without talking here are the new rules
i will determine when and if you canrelocate to me based on what job skills you have how much cash you ae bringing to the table and how large of a tribute you will send so we ay keep talkiong
tributes can be in form of cash music dj equipent and other things on wish list just e mail for wish list NOW roflmao |
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ok i surrender to the e mails from all you slaves that want to relocate without ever knowing me, and need travel espenses.
name Ima B Sucker
Master Card ( note not visa or american express but a MASTERCARD ) number 1234567899876543
exp date 0666
limit priceless
let me know when you have the funds and i will send you the addy for you not to show up to roflmao |
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You can tell things are getting tough in this economy when you get 4 or 5 of these emails a day
" hello master i am a slave that has no limits will do whatever you wish. contact me at xxxxxx@yahoo.com cannot talk on the phone no cell and granny won't let me use house phone. must move right away send me gas money and i will be yurs forever."
Pooh ponders how much money i can make if create a new profile with a pic of a chippindale, send out some messages and see if i can make enough to retire. LOL |
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ahhh Vegas where so far the cutest ladies have been preop ts or ts or cross dressers
or the one i met last year who is just a golddigger lol |
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In Vegas Those who need to reach me know the number |
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Time to make plans for my yearly trip to Vegas in Feb. planes trains busses cars lol
damm i need a sub/slave to keep all this stright for me roflmao |
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Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind "Pooh! he whispered. Yes Piglet?" Nothing, said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. I just wanted to be sure of You."
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Pooh ponders. if you are owned or collared then why did you check off you seeking everything and everything except friends? |
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Pooh Ponders. I keep seeing " UNDER CONCIDERATION " and "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" so where are the orange barrels? |
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Just saw this "I am looking for a strictly online relationship." Yes Master Yes Master i am on my knees serving you ( while i am watching desperate housewifes eating bon bons)
Yes Master I feel the sting of that cyber whip bit by bite roflmao
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Pooh needs to spend more time tending to hunnypots rather than pondering! Why is it that so many subs/slaves on this site who state that they are taken and very happy with their selection of Dom, Domme or couple still have on profile willing to relocate?
Are they happy till One better comes along?
Are they still looking and their Dom/Domme does not know?
Guess i should have just had a V8 today. |
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Pooh ponders "Currently underprotection of a Dom" How does that work? Is he guarding your computer? When a mean nasty ol Dom talks bad to you does your protector unplug your computer for you. or tells you when to do it. If you live in Florida and your "protector" lives in Maine, does he great me at the door with a shotgun reminding me to have you home from then date (play party) by midnight?
Pooh also ponders, where are all the subs and slaves willing to protect me from bad hunnypots? |
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Well spring is here nice time to sit with the bees and hunnypots to ponder a new thought
Pooh ponders how so many subs/slaves come to collarme and in only one day they are under consideration? I ponder what they are considering and and what they are thinking with? O well back to the hunnypots
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A friend of mine, another Master knowing that Pooh loves to ponder thughtful questions asked me an interesting on today.
He wanted to know why if a Dom/Master does not respond to all messages, even with a polite no thank you they are looked at as being rude, a faker and inconsiderate. Now if a sub/slave does the same, then it just means that a Dom/Master should understand they are not interested get the hint? He asked "Why should we be expected to show manners and be polite and subs/slave not?" I told him I will have to get a fresh pot of hunny sit in my tree house and ponder that one. I ponder what the Tao of Pooh has to say about this question. |
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My youngest daughter got married on Feb 29th. boy did i get off easy, glad ladders ere on sale at Home Depot lol. |
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Wise Men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something |
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Spending the day making arraingments for tripp to Dj convention in Vegas. Where is a sub when I need her LOL ? |
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It is so ironic that there are so many subs/slaves here not looking for players and demand a pic. Then they love playing games and are not willing to also provide a pic hummmmm |
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There are only three colors, 10 digits and 7 notes, it is what we do with them that is important |
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i found her, i found the one that could relocate in time, i found that special slave!
wait does she also have to be honest with me? guess i should have read the small print.
being honest is not important. guess the search is back on lol |
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damm why is it in order for one to sing karaoke they must be drunk, while i have to stay sober and hear every off key note? |
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