Mandi24

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an orangutan,
An Orgy at the zoo!

Hickery, Dickery, Dock
I Fucked Around the Clock....
Hickery, Dickery, Dock
This Chick Was Sucking My Cock,
The Clock Struck Two,
I Shot My Goo,
and Dropped Her Off at the Next Block!

Little Jack Corner
Fucked in His Corner
Eating His Pussy Pie,
He Stuck in His Thumb
and Pulled Out a Plug
and Said "Ohh What A Bad Boy am I!"

Three Blind Mice
They Fucked Each Other Twice,
They All Went After the Butchers' Wife
and Wanted a Slice, OHH Jesus Christ!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fuck under the moon,
Jack went down and felt like a clown
and Jill shouted ohh No you Too?!

Fuck, Fuck a humpty dump
up there on the wall,
ohh my look at the time!
come one and come all!

Jack be nimble Jack be quick,
Jack fucked his own candle stick!

Jack be nimble jack be quick
sucking on a pussy's dick!

Mary mary quite contrairy,
how does your garden grow?
With hairy balls, and blown up dalls
and three lil whores in a row!

Baa Baa black sheep had 3 heavy balls,
Yes Sir, Yes Sir 3 pounds full
One for the Master
One for the Whore
and one for the Good lil Girl next door!

Little miss muffet,
Fucked on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
and fucked right beisder her
and asked " Do you want to play?"

Birds of a feather fuck together
so do girls and guys
homo's and hetro's have their choice
can i join in some time?!

Curly locks Curly locks
Will you Suck mine?
You will not wash the Dishes
Nor smell like Swine
But kneel on a cushion, ohh so fine
and suck my cream with strawberries and wine!

Dickery Dickery Dare
A girl spread her legs in my chair
A Man in Brown soon fucked her down
Dickery Dickery Dare!

Diddle Diddle Dumpling

My son John
Went to bed with a hard on
one whore off
one whore on
Diddle Diddle Dumpling
It's a turn on!

Old Mother Hubbard
Fucked in her cupboard
then heard her pool dog howl
but when she got ther
the dog was bare
and heard him say "Ohh MY!"

Georgie Porgie,
Pussy and Pie
Fucked the Girls and made them Cry
When the boys came out to play
Georgie Porgie said NO WAY!

I love little pussy
all drippy and wet
and i'll squirt in her
she'll never forget
so i'll not pull her hair
nor push her away
but pussy and i
how roughly we'll play!

Its raining
Its pouring
the ol' jerk is whoring
he jerked off his head
then went to bed
and whored again in the morning

Jack sprat beats the cat
his wife sucked a string bean
ans so betwixt the two of them
they fucked for months between

pussy cat pussy cat where have you been
been to the whore house to drink the gin
pussy cat pussy cat what did you there?
i fucked all the whores with 3 to spare!

rub a dub dub
3 whores in a tub
who do you think they be?
the sucker the fucker the clean uper
all going out to tea!

Teddy bear teaddy bear
fuck around
teddy bear teddy bear
turn around
teddy bear teddy bear
wear high shoes
teddy bear teddy bear
that will do
teddy bear teddy bear
go upstairs
teddy bear teddy bear
spread your juice
teddy bear teddy bear
blow out the light
teddy bear teddy bear
fucke me good night!

peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers
a peck of pickled peckers did peter piper picked
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers
wheres the peck of pickled peckers peter piper picked?

one lil two lil three lil ho's
four lil five lil six lil joes
seven lil eight lil nine lil hens
ten lil cocks all in pens!

we willy winkie
runs through the ball
upstairs down stairs in his thong
fucking through the windows
moaning around the locks
all the other whores are in bed
for it is now eight o clock~

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
sixty nine seven porky pines
here's one for you too~

to the market to the market
to find a fat ho
home again home again
only to moan
to the market to the market
to find a fat cock
home again home again
jiggity jock

twinkle twinkle lil ho
do wonder what i owe
up above the world i fly
while 420 keeps me high
twinkle twinkle lil ho
now i wonder what you owe?!

ther was an old woman
who lived in a shoe
she has so many pussies she didn't know what to do
she scrubed them all soundly and shaved them all clean
and beat their butts red then sent them to bed!

star light start bright
first fuck i had to night
i wish i may i wish i might
i wish i didn't suck all night

a diller a dollar a
a sexual schollar
what makes you cum so soon?
you used to cum at 10 o clock
now you cum at Noon!

yay... i can't wait Wicked Fair is around the corner! got me my table and my chair and some new lotions and oils so i can set up my vending table and massage! gonna be a long but fun weekend with new and familiar faces! 

ohh great now it is not the worm song it changed... 

where ohh where has my lil dog gone

ohh where ohh where can she be?

wither her ears so pointed and her tail so short

ohh where ohh where can she be... 

god damn it what next?

the pussy song?

CAN'T GET THIS DAMN SONG OUTTA MY HEAD WTF... 

Nobody likes me

Everybody hates me

I guess I'm gonna go eat worms

Long thing slimy ones

Big fat juicy ones

ewwie gooie yummy yummy worms

Down goes the first one

Down goes the second one

Oh how they wiggle and squirm

Long thin slimy ones

Big fat Juicy ones

ewwie gooie yummy yummy Worms!

ok i dunno what to make of this at the moment but damn i know my profile says i'm from the USA... yet i have had 2 maybe 3 people tell me they will fly to either irland or scotland to meet me... humm where on my profile does it say i'm in those countries? and damn it DELAWARE is in the USA and is the FIRST FUCKING GOD DAMNED STATE IN THE USA! people need to look up and review their damn history again!

uhh god i'm on day two with sleeping down on the couch! they fixed the drain in the bathroom, however, they didn't seal around the holes or pipes so water is still leaking... dad blame it! i've been down stairs for 2 days now and my poor back is killing me and is in a thousands knots! whatta i give for a back massage my self.. Damn it i why can't there be two of me so i can give my own damn self a professional massage?! i mean i did go to the school and graduate for massage i just can't split myself in to two and work on my self.. sighs. this sucks

on the more news front, dunno if it is bad news or good news but my mom told me now that my kid brother has moved back in with us.. sighs.. we will no longer be moving down state in the summer to slower lower delaware.. fuck a duck! i was looking forward to spending my many summer days on teh beaches! WHY!!!!!

grumbles... 

well it seems that this year is so far with the house i'm living at with my family is finally starting to fall down around us! we have no bathroom to speak of and my daughter's father with the closest shower and toilet is 2 blocks away. so if ya have to go number 3 your fucked if you have to walk there and he is the type of pompous ass that won't come get any one either... The pipes in the bathroom finally went! and we had a Niagara falls in the kitchen below and we found out when we flush the toilet some of it goes in to the shower drain! oy vey! this is getting annoying to say the least.. the land lord upped teh rent the bastard and we are paying 900 a month for a piece of shit place that he won't fix up and has owned close to 5 years now. i swear if i get hurt cuz of one of the damn issues with this house i'm gonna SUE! and i'll win! i know i will the courts will be flabbergasted at the condition this house is in, the electric is not even updated, we have to use extensions or converts to run the shop vac and other things... good god this is mad and bad for a house full of people here and no bathroom, guess we can't complain of just having a bathroom any a more or at least for a day or two.. grrr

Taking Chances

Don't know much about your life.
Don't know much about your world, but
Don't want to be alone tonight,
On this planet they call earth.

You don't know about my past, and
I don't have a future figured out.
And maybe this is going too fast.
And maybe it's not meant to last,

But what do you say to taking chances,
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or hand to hold, or hell to pay,
What do you say,
What do you say?

I just want to start again,
And maybe you could show me how to try,
And maybe you could take me in,
Somewhere underneath your skin?

What do you say to taking chances,
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or hand to hold, or hell to pay,
What do you say,
What do you say?

And I had my heart beaten down,
But I always come back for more, yeah.
There’s nothing like love to pull you up,
When you’re laying down on the floor there.
So talk to me, talk to me,
Like lovers do.
Yeah walk with me, walk with me,
Like lovers do,
Like lovers do.

What do you say to taking chances,
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or hand to hold, or hell to pay,
What do you say,
What do you say?

Don’t know much about your life
And I don’t know much about your world.

I can read your mind and I know your story
and I see what you're going through yeah
It's an uphill climb, and I'm feeling sorry
But I know it will come to you yeah

don't surrender coz' you can win
In this thing called love

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

When you question me for a simple answer
I don't know what to say, no
But it's plain to see, if we stick together
You're gonna find the way, yeah

So don't surrender coz' you can win
In this thing called looove

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
(That's the way it is)

When life is empty with no tomorrow
And loneliness starts to call
Baby don't worry, forget your sorrow
'Cause love's gonna conquer it all, ALL!

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

Don't give up on your faith
love comes to those who believe it
and that's the way it is.

That's the way it is
That's the way it is, yeah
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is.

I'm scared
So afraid to show I care
Will he think me weak
If I tremble when I speak
Oooh - what if
There's another one he's thinking of
Maybe he's in love
I'd feel like a fool
Life can be so cruel
I don't know what to do 

I've been there
With my heart out in my hand
But what you must understand
You can't let the chance
To love him pass you by 

Tell him
Tell him that the sun and moon
Rise in his eyes
Reach out to him
And whisper
Tender words so soft and sweet
I'll hold him close to feel his heart beat
Love will be the gift you give yourself 

Touch him (ooohh)
With the gentleness you feel inside(I feel it)
Your love can't be denied
The truth will set you free
You'll have what's meant to be
All in time you'll see 

ooohh
I love him(then show him)
Of that much I can be sure(hold him close to you)
I don't think I could endure
If I let him walk away
When I have so much to say 

Tell him
Tell him that the sun and moon
Rise in his eyes
Reach out to him
And whisper
Tender words so soft and sweet
Hold him close to feel his heart beat
Love will be the gift you give yourself 


Love is light that surely glows
In the hearts of those who know
It's a steady flame that grows (oh ooh oh oh)
Feed the fire with all the passion you can show
Tonight love will assume its place
This memory time cannot erase
Your faith will lead love where it has to go 

Tell him
Tell him that the sun and moon
Rise in his eyes
Reach out to him
And whisper
Whisper words so soft and sweet
Hold him close to feel his heart beat
Love will be the gift you give yourself 

ooh ooh ooh
Never let him go

Im starting a dictionary of new words i'm coming in contact with in the BDSM world lol

domflation (1. n. the act of lying about what you now know and have done, as a dominant)

ya know i posted this at Christmas time just past and re read it and had a good laugh i thought i post it on here as well for all to enjoy.... giggles...

Yet Another .... Night Before Chrismas..... sighs....

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house.
Everyone felt shitty- even the mouse.
mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass.
I'd just setled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn i heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my piece to see what''s the matter.
then out on the lawn i saw a big dick.
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment the old fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer.
Plus a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart-
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all and have a good night!"

hope you enjoy it!!! BAH HUM-BUG

sighs... the amount of female doms and trans gender females doms that are viewing and or emailing me is driving me nuts... sames goes for th e "POLY" house holds...

good god just cuz i'm bi and willing to do an occasional play such as a 3 way or 3 some or such don't mean i wish for a poly relationship... 

as for me being bi... sorry ladies i prefer MEN for a relationship... females only for that rare 3 way that my dom and i wish to have (if i ever find him)

so sheesh i believe i stated something in my profile about not wanting a poly household!!!  if i did  PAY ATTENTION!!! grrr....

OMG is it hard to see that i am not able to relocate? why are doms from over seas looking at my profile. they best relize i cant relocate to them. same goes for those in the us that i can't relocate... sigh... grrr...

 and you fe doms ... shoo!

ok... wonders why my profile has become a sudden interest to Female Dominants?

i have no interest in getting in to a relationship with a Female Dom and i am bi sexual

for "somes" when i am with my Dominant... (if i ever find him)

but still.. oy...

OMG!!!!

Started my new schooling yesterday... and most of you know schooling can be boring... NOT THIS ONE!!!!

i just reg. for a massage school and will graduate in 6-8 months.... today was my 2ed day...

Thought ohh no.. lectures...

NOT only half the class was lecture and following in the work book...

 the 2ed half i'm a ginny ping for a Facial!!! a Massage Facial!!!

OHH  YUMMY felt SOO SOOO GOOD!!!!

ohhh my god!!!!

 if you can't stand pain in general or only to a certin limit.. then add to your hard limits .... DENTIST!!!!

i have never been in so much pain cept during labor! just to have a tooth pulled.... i went out side to relax and my neighbor said my face looked like some one wacked me a few good ones with a brick or cinder block.. it was so swollen n puffy n stiff i could n't even open up my eye all teh way... ehhh..

Stay away from dentist who are pull teeth happy!! my god it hurts... owie

you know if you arrange to meet some one specially someone like myself who is a single mother of a child that has to make sure she is available  and has time to spare to get out... please take in to consideration it may not be right away but usually when the child goes to bed and grand mom can watch her... and like myself i have to make the arrangements... dont arrange to meet me and then whoops... something else comes up and then you can't get away... grrr...

this last min stuff is just bull shit it infuriates me to no end!

sighs  ok i'm awake this morning...  knowing i should stay awake and trying to but really tempted to curl back up in bed and remain there till i have to go to work being lonely and hungry, n tired...

I'm never gonna find a Dom to suit me... only met a few but yet to find some one i really click with.

Sadly clicking with some one online is not the same as in person.... i partly wish it was but so many people on here can be fake...

grrr i just wish i can get a break and deffently find that ONE.

 when i think i do... something i do screws things up ... yeesh

you know its funny i keep trying to find time to take my daughter out on the weekend to do something we both want and will enjoy... sadly you figure that the weather in this time of year will be kinda warmer although wet of course but warm enough to get out when the rain gives us a break... sheesh... so much for hoping that it was gonna happen..  i have to yet again put off another day to do things as i have planned... when ever am i gonna get a break and do something i wanna do with out having to reschedule my plans? ahhh... so i guess it is back to the drawing board and re planning....

What can a sub/slave do when he or she recieves the worst of all punishments?

which one am i talking about you ask?

SILENCE!!!!

Not being spoken to or touched or emailed or texted by your Dominant.

God how do we subs/slaves endure this punishment with out worry that they will never speak or seek out our submissiveness again? How can she/he or in this case i make up for the mistake or mistakes that have been made? Not being able to ask questions and communicate sucks badly... i do not wish to face this punishment in person. i would rather my arse bruised, red, n sore not being able to sit for a day or  so then bear this harsh punishment :( Where did Dominants learn this punishment and or trick? It is a harsh one and i don't think many of us subs/slaves are able to endure such punishment :(

i worry if i will be contacted again or if this punishment is lifted things will be ok.. This really makes a girl worry and want to ask questions but at the same time knows better then to ask... a sub or slave can say sorry a million times and tolorate a different punishment. However i believe this type of mental punishment is the worst so far that i have had to endure and having only been recieving it a short while... wish i can go back and erase my mistake i made :( sigh... i guess only time and prayer will tell me wither or not i'm back in His good graces again..... in the mean time i can only wait in Nadu pose (GOR slave/sub waiting pose) till i recieve His attention again :-( im sorry