**sleepless in secaucus**

Hello lovers and friends.. play things and pets.. foot stools and servants

I must say, I haven't been on collarspace very long and already I see a trend. There are many men who label themselves as  "submissives", yet haven't the faintest idea what that entails. When I receive a message and the first, second, and third sentences are all about what YOU want and what YOU enjoy, how on earth do you think that makes me feel?  then you have the audacity to ask if I am interested... well let me enlighten you...
HELL NO I am most definitely not interested in any self-serving, bratty little bitch-boy that doesn't have the brain power to comprehend the magnitude of his crime*  His insolence offends me.  

my requirements are simple.  make a proper introduction... state your purpose for contacting me...  tell me one way that you can improve the quality of my life, and THEN you may divulge all of your dirty little secret kinks and fetishes that you are into.. including  your limits* 

this would please me.