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Seriously busy work week, I'll cath up with you all soon as I'm able. |
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I owe. I owe. It's off to work I go . . . again. |
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Just updated my profile. It should make it clearer for some of you, others will just never get it. |
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I get a lot of mail. I'm neither bragging nor moaning just stating a fact.
Generally speaking, I reply to everyone, even if it's just a 'thanks but no thanks'. I'm happy to chat with most people on a variety of subjects, however, I am not prepared to discuss my sex life (past, present or future) I also don't particulary want to here about yours and certainly not your fantasies on what you'd like to do with/to me. So if you're going to mail me, try not to be too much of a prick and I'll try not to be too much of a cunt, deal? |
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I have a day to myself, so I am going to utilise it by napping :D night all |
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If I have ever loved you... You lucky, lucky bastard ;) |
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December - I will be on the TrussedUK stall @LAM (London) on 4th and SWAMP (Bristol) on the 11th.
Come and say hi and grab some kinky Christmas goodies. |
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I'm going to a gig tomorrow. I'm in so much pain I can hardly walk. I don't even know who we're seeing. The things we do for friends huh? Now where did I hide those pain killers?... |
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Well, that last post certainly put a stop to the bullshit emails! |
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Message me asking to fuck and/or discipline my daughter and you will get told to go fuck yourself sideways with a pineapple. You will then be reported to the site and the met police cyber crimes unit. |
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I will finally be home later today! |
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Got to love a 3 day weekend. Saturday - Party. Sunday - Rest. Monday - Party!
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday - Recover lol |
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Sunday August 21st 2016 - Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar.
I shall either be working on or near to the Metal Monkey stall or socialising in the garden (weather permitting).
If you see me come and say hi :) |
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There seems to be some confusion amongst you as to my role in this world, so, let me put this straight for you.
I. Am. NOT. Submissive.
I have no desire to be either. Been there, done that, didn't agree with me.
I am not dom either and no, I don't switch.
I tried topping once . . yeah . . No . . didn't work out. Let's leave it at that.
SO, what am I? (didn't read the profile did you?)
I'm a sparkly unicorn that farts rainbows.
I'm not owned, but I am in a kinky as all fuckery relationship and have absolutely no desire to play with anyone else.
OK, we all clear now? |
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First time I've signed in here for ages and what can I say? . . My face hurts from laughing.
IF you have more photos of your dick than you do of your face, mate, that speaks volumes to me!
I don't give a flying fuck whether you like my attitude or not, you're irrelevant to me. |
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I. Am. Dom! . . . but will switch for the right woman.
You guys crack me up hahahaha |
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I can't read any more profiles/journals today, my face aches from laughing and no, you weren't all intending to be funny but hurrah for the oes that were. I salute you. |
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Busy with work and more orders coming in (I'm not complaining btw) so not online much, but still around in certain places, if you knw where to find me ;) |
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Happy St George's Day from a gloriously sunny Gloucester.
Back in London Monday night. |
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No . . Just a two letter word, but some of you seem to have trouble understanding it.
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Well that was a very messy couple of days, now back to the grind. |
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It's not a joke.
Spanking is a hard limit for me. Try it . . Go on . . I will knock you the fuck out.
Just sayin'. |
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Here's a novel idea; try reading the profile BEFORE messaging. |
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65lbs?
Seriously?
You only weigh 4 and a half stone?
You need help. |
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If you want me to wear heels it had better be to fuck me, because I can't walk in them. |
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If you can't handle a bit of constructive criticism, then get the fuck offline, 'cause if you can't handle it here then you sure as hell won't cope with bdsm! |
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I really, really fancy a glass (or two) of red wine.
But I don't have any
and it's raining
and I'm made of icing sugar.
#firstworldproblems |
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I watched a period drama last night . . . My housemate ran out of tampons. |
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I took the Briggs Myers test, no big surprise that I registered as a
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C.U.N.T. type personality. |
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It's that time of the month again. . . Yes, it's LAM tomorrow!
You're last chance to go kinky Christmas shopping at a London market. I will, as usual, be on the TrussedUK stall on the ground floor, 1st set of booths. Pop by and say hi, we'll also have our new range of interchangeable pinwheels! |
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Hahahahahahahaha
NO!
Now fuck off. |
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I look at some of your usernames and shake my head in despair. |
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It's that time of the month again. LAM tomorrow, see you there  |
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It's London Fetish Weekend!
I'll be on the Trussed UK stall at tomorrows LAM in Russell Square.
See you there;) |
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So many on here are obvious predators, almost boasting about it on their profiles.
I do hope those new to the scene take their time to gain knowledge about keeping themselves safe. |
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Don't forget, LAM is at it's exciting new venue tomorrow 07/06/15 at
Revolution
140 -144 Leadenhall
EC3v 4QT
I'll be on the TrussedUK stall, see you there. |
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I'll be on the TrussedUK stall at LAM this weekend if anyone wants to come say hi. |
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As there has been no update on a new venue for the London Fetish Fair this month, this coming Sunday will see us at SWAMP with the TrussedUK stall.
Do come by and say hello if you go along. |
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I took the BDSM quiz . . .
I failed. |
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I've done the washing up. Prepped the vegetables, the lamb is slow roasting and now I have idle hands. . . .
Should I do some work whilst full of energy or get up to mischief? Hmmmm, decisions, decisions. |
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A man in a well tailured suit is to me what a sexy woman in lingerie is to you. |
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What do you mean you don't have any limits?
Don't be so bloody ridiculous! Everyone has limits. When you state "No limits" you're effectively giving some nutter the power to maim you for life. Cut off your dick or your tits . . ."What do you mean "No"? You said you had no limits!" . .. How about them deciding you're the next star of an extreme torture video? No? . . but you said you had no limits.
Think before you speak, do you really have no limits? . . . Thought so. |
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I appear to be getting rather a lot of mail offering to mentor me. I must confess to being slightly bemused by this.
Thanks for the offers gentlemen but I'm not new at this, i thinkI've got the hang of it after 10+ years lol |
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I've said it before and I'll say it again . . If your profile is plastered with compromising photos of your ex subs, then we'll likely have very little to talk about. |
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I wonder how many of you have current face pictures? and how many of you update your age? It doesn't happen automatically. |
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Not at the BBB this month, so if anyone would like to buy me lunch tomorrow. . . ;) |
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Inspiration finally kicked in yesterday and I hand crafted 3 silver rings. This afternoon will be spent soldering. |
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Insomnia . . . You're not funny! |
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Heading back to London in the next couple of hours. Have you missed me? lol |
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I'm off to Ipswich for a few days of very much needed R & R and to deliver and fit a sliver collar.
I will check in periodically, so don't panic. I'm not missing, I'm having some time out. |
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London Fetish Fair tomorrow. Who's coming?
I can be found, as usual, on the TrussedUK stall. Do come and say hi. |
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Thank You everyone
who contacted me regarding the murder trial and sent me messages of support. I am happy to say that we got the verdicts we were hoping for. 1 guilty of murder and wounding with intent, 3 cleared of murder but guilty of wounding with intent, 1 guilty of encouraging GBH and possession of a knife and 1 lad was cleared of all charges.
They will all be sentenced this month, which will give us closure.
Time to move forward, once again. Thank you for all the support, you've been amazing! |
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
From chortles and chuckles to snorts and outright laughter. If it weren't for the trolls, wannabes, fakes and liars on here, oh and not forgetting the findommes my Sunday mornings would beso much duller. So again, thank you :) |
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Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar today with the metal monkey stall. Find us on the 1st floor by the lift/pool tables. |
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It's that time of the month again. Time for the London Fetish Fair, I will, as usual, be on the Trussed UK stall.
Look forward to seeing some of you there. |
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Has anyone tried clicking on the photos that come up along the right hand side of the screen and across the bottom?
I have!
Not one of them is a valid profile! Isn't that false advertising?
Just a thought. |
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We'll be taking the Metal Monkey stall to the BBB this Sunday.
You'll find us on the first floor near the lift. For all your stainless steel toys. |
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My work here is nearly done. Going via the Tower of London to see the poppies and pay our respects on Tuesday, before heading home.
I need to put in some serious hours in the workshop. I will, as usual, be on the TrussedUK.com stall at the LFF (London Fetish Fair) next Sunday. |
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In Gloucester for the next two weeks but will be at the BBB with the Metal Monkey stall on Sunday 26th. |
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Taking the Metal Monkey stall to Brighton Twisted Market tomorrow. Come and say hi if you're in the area:-) |
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"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability" - Ron White.
Sounds all too familiar! |
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BoTM - Brighton Twisted Market this weekend with the Metal Monkey stall. Stop by and say hi :-) |
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It's Halloween at the London Fetish Fair tomorrow.
Come along and join in the fun. Free raffle entry for all paying guests. Kinky shopping galore (I'll be on the TrussedUK stall, as usual) demos and of course, the fabulous after party.
Hopefully see some of you there :-) |
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If you have naked photos of your ex subs/play partners plastered all over your profile, then it's highly unlikely that I'll be interested. |
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I'm going out for a lunch date, hopefully keep my mind off things for a while. |
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Shit! . . . . . Trial starts today. I wish they wouldn't keep springing things on us like this! |
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Going clothes shopping with my old mum, deep joy . . . . Not!
If Bromley pops up on the news, it means my patience ran out ;-) |
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I am now self employed woop woop! The workshop is finally finished 'Simply Silver' bespoke jewellery by Jozz is registered with the tax office and I already have 5 commissions. Life is starting to look better :-) |
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I keep forgetting this site is back online |
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It seems that I can no longer read profiles, anyone else having the same problem? |
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What a scorcher! I'm off to the park with a book. |
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Busy, busy day at the LFF yesterday. It was good to catch up with lots of old friends but hard at times, as it was the first time most had seen me since my daughter's boyfriend was murdered at the end of May . . . Nice to know so many care though. |
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It's that time of the month again folks.
That's right, the London Fetish Fair is tomorrow the theme 'Thai Me Up'. So get creative with the oriental nipples clamps ;)
I will, as usual, be on the TrussedUK stall, hopefully see some of you there. |
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London Fetish Fair this weekend. I shall, as usual, be on the TrussedUK stall. Pop by and say hi :) |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Laughing so hard . . . You D types really need to loosen the fuck up and get a sense of humour. Such tender, fragile egos really have no place in BDSM. FFS, if you can't handle a bit of banter how the hell you gonna cope with a lively sub?
Hahahahahahaha . . . Blocked by a prick, oh woe is me! [sic] |
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I cut all my hair off . . . I'm not as grey as I thought I'd be. I'm liking the look :)
London Fetish Fair this weekend. Get a free Bircher (worth £7) when you spend £25 with us on the TrussedUK stall. See you there! |
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Back in London . . . Will catch up on mail soon as I can. |
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Feels a bit like walking through molasses. |
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Comic sans, the 'sarcasm' font.
Ubersadisticlordmasterdominantpreditorman_Sir - Now there's a name that let's you know that he's a 54 year old trucker driver called Bob, from Grimsby, who still lives with his 80 year old mum.
DISCLAIMER - This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or deceased are entirely coincidental. |
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There are genuine, live people in 'CM Support' and they have just gone way up in my estimation, put a big grin on my face . . . . I'm working on 'intercom' announcements right now ;) |
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I just love these profiles that start with "well educated" that are then littered with bad grammar, poor punctuation and spelling mistakes.
You've got to laugh. |
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Now I've been described as a "Handful" by more than one person. Personally, I just think of myself as lively, playful and only really a bit of a brat if I think you're a bit of a cunt, but seriously, if you are even considering me as a sub, here are some things you need to know.
1. You should not have . . Had a heart attack or stroke or be considered to be at risk of having one. It's bad enough that I have a reputation for breaking Doms, I certainly don't need a reputation for killing them!
2. You should not have . . Had back surgery or been in traction. I've got a bad back, I don't need you to have one as well. Cos if you think swinging a flogger twice is gonna cut it for my pain needs before I have to phone for the paramedics then we've already got problems. Cos I'm not sharing my meds with You!
3. You are unreliable or inconsistent, you're gone! . . Say you're going to phone/text? Then do it! You get 2 chances with me First and last! Yeah, you might cross my mind as I wonder whatever happened to the guy with the 9inch cock who was going to ruin my arse, but it will be just a fleeting thought.
4. Walk your talk! .. Do not tell me what a wonderful rope bra you are going to make me, then turn up with a ball of string from the local hardware store. Seriously guys, you could have enough to crochet a bra with, it ain't going anywhere close to holding up a pair of 36KK tits!
5. Have decent equipment . . Do not lock me in handcuffs that then don't unlock so that I have to travel from Luton to London (on public transport) to be broken out of them by some rather nefarious characters in the middle of a busy pub OR have a paddle that's that flimsy that it splits clean in half the 3rd time you whack my tits with it. I know my nipples get hard, but they're not THAT hard!.
6. Be living APART from your ex . . Don't be telling me how you're separated, but can't afford to move out. Now, I know we're living in hard financial times and this is true for a lot of couples, but they don't still share the same bed!
7. Swinging . . Not unless you're talking about taking me to the local park to play on the rides. I prefer the roundabout anyway.
8. I will not call you Master . . without adding "of the Universe" whilst thrusting my arm into the air as though holding a sword. You are not my Master on the 2nd or 3rd date (years for this title) let alone on the 1st and especially if you demand it. You'll just bring on my stress induced tourettes and I'll only be able to say "fuck off" from then on.
9. Walk Your Talk! (revisited) . . Be who/what you say you are. You are not a whip maker extraordinaire just cos you've made a couple of scoobies for your grandkids! Casting for fly fishing does not qualify you to use a 16 foot bullwhip. Being a rubber fetishist means more then having an elastic band ball on your desk at work. Watersports does not mean you want to take me out on your jetski ffs!
10. Marrows . . No matter how disgusting, they are FOOD and not for going up my arse!
These have been compiled from my personal experiences. |
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