Why all the subs viewing my profile?! And from waaaaay out of state. Explain.

Ok the financial doms are ruining this site and the world. Anyone dumb enough to pay some cunt money for nothing in return deserves nothing. One whore on here says you might get a phone call from her. Wow, thanks.

Anyone interested, send me cash or gift cards and I won't talk to you either. I own you. lol

Here is tip. If your profile says "african American" and you post a pic of yourself as a white skinned blonde haired woman... that's well, hilarious.

And don't give me this 2% black makes you black crap! The profile is FAKE. Like so many on here.

Looking for real time play. Tired of the online BS.

Also you must be real! Where are all the real people at?!

How most profiles on here should read:

"Sexual predator on the sex offender registry seeking immediate sex, dehumanization, and forced slavery. I will crap on your face, cum on you and in you and protection to me means... I don't know really. Anyway...Only will meet TODAY and in a McDonalds parking lot. Write to me several times as I don't reply EVER. See my pic from 1977 for what I look like. I am very gentle, love family and God."

STILL looking for anyone REAL on here! From this planet.

Ok...here is the dealeo. If I write to you and ask a question or am interested, don't reply with literally 3 words. I don't know on what planet that's acceptable, but we're on planet earth. I'm not a mind reader and I don't know anything about you. You had better be able to type something if you exepct anything from me and I would hope you feel the same way.

I swear I don't know how anyone meets anyone on here. Everyone must be Dateline set ups, cops or something. The flakiness on here is incredible.

I'm getting pissed again. Many of you so called "new people to collarme" have had profiles before, it's not hard to figure out when you post the same pics you used before.

Some might be legit sure, others it makes me wonder. Running from the law maybe? Never know. Is anyone on here real?

I'm wondering if you could somehow form breasts out of that spray foam stuff? Hmmm. Sticks to the skin nicely that is for sure. Maybe I should be looking for a sub? Or would someone want to try this on me? Just thinking outloud here.

I've got so many people writing me and so many people wanting to serve me and me them - I ask you all to be patient as I try to go through my HUNDREDS of messages I get daily. Also I've got a lot of dates scheduled - conventions, movies, what not so be patient. Oh! And I am live on the radio from 3-6pm so please tune in! If you would like to donate to my presidental campaign fund you may do that as well.

If you believe any of this, I know who you voted for. Hope and change! ; )

Merry Christmas to all on collarme.com!

Assless chaps are the the most ridiculous looking things in the world. I can't take anyone seriously in those holding a whip. Each their own I guess.

I might start an entry here listing all the flakes who can't reply to a message. 

Or maybe those with fake pictures. You know it's not hard to find out if a pic is fake. Well, more like stolen. If you are going to be online, you'd better know that.

Ok let me explain where I am coming from so nobody is confused. Recently I was talking to someone who didn't get it. At least not what I want and yes, I think submissives or switches can have wants. I am not just some lump for you to do whatever with, I want some things and if we can't talk about those and if you aren't willing to explore those than we aren't compatible. It has to ultimately be fun - for both.