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	Wow yes it has been a few years, totally lost my log in information. So I created a new account under the name BlueCatLaughing... and I like that name better! Now I have to decide between the accounts lol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Collared, owned & happy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Collared & here for the forums only. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honestly people, if you send me a message saying 'hi' I'm not going to message you back. I'm not vegan, I need substance! :D (apologies to vegans everywhere)

I've begun posting some of my fiction on the Creative Writings thread, maybe it will inspire/encourage me to do more. It is hard because I've a bad habit of not finishing stories!

Knowing that Texas has hot summers is very different from living through one!

Egads. It. Is. Very. Very. HOT!

Aw god I'm being stalked. His name is Myron and he is living in my kitchen.

:(

He is 3" long excluding antennae, very very fast.

There is a $100,000.00 reward for any one willing to remove him from behind my dishwasher and put him outside.

Please. Please. Please.
He is a GIANT cockroach and holding me hostage. I'm trapped in the center of my bed, my cat is hungry (so am I actually).

Myron is lurking, waiting for just one false move.

Soooooo yesterday I invested $80.00 in a Panasonic Epilator. The fancy one with the carrying case and all. Can be used wet or dry! Attachments! Rechargable for those hair removal frenzies!

With anticipation and hope I sat crosslegged on my bed and proceeded to fill the next 20 minutes with a struggle against over-packaging. It took 2 pair of scissors and 1 screwdriver.

Shiny. Pretty! A lovely rose colored impliment that fit oh so cozily in the palm of my hand. Lovely except for the slightly intimidating epilator head.. wires and unknown bits that appear sharp. But hey, it is a hair removal thingie so it has to have sharp metallic bits right? Right?

I extend my left leg in its furry glory and study the hair growth. I read the booklet that came with my soon to be newest happiest hair removal system GO ME! I turn it on and admire the buzzy sound (much louder than my fav vibe dontchya know).

A deep breath and steady hand now as I bring the shiny prong thingies closer and closer. I know it is going to pull, probably sting quite a bit but I am tuff. Tuff. TUFF!

One brief touch against my lower leg and I scream so damned loud I scare my dog.
Blood. Holy moly the blood!!! 8 beads of blood pop up then slide down my leg.
The hair
did
not
budge.

Now I have a bruise the size of my palm and a double row of scabs.

Anyone wanna buy a very very slightly used epilator? That thing will never ever get near my precious nether regions!