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You want to know about my kinks and perversions? Look at my fetishes and pictures. You want to get to know me, read on...
"I've learned to stop at one scotch and don't have any miniature versions of myself ruining the planet. What do I get?"
-Patton Oswalt
“Don't get it twisted, i do some dirt too, but i aint never put my gun on nobody who wasn't in the game.”
-Omar Little
I've been getting in better shape and can run 5 miles in 40 minutes. I do so everyday.
I love horror movies, not just zombie movies. I know it's unheard of that well dressed, clean shaven man would have such a love for 70's exploitation and 80's slashers but I assure you it's all true.
I steal most of my style from my favorite television characters, e.g. Raylan Givens.
I do not want to explore this great city of ours.
Only grown ups need apply.
I recycle. So should you.
I was a PC user for 16 years and recently purchased my first MAC. Before PC, I was a Commodore 64 user. On the same tip, I used to use my Zen Nomad for all of my digital music, however have switched over to the Ipod Touch. It's a smaller hard drive, but I love the autofill function through Itunes which assures me that there will always be new tunes on the device.
I play ice hockey every Sunday night and at least 3-4 times during the week.
I tend bar. I won't tell you where I tend bar till a first or second date though.
I play guitar and write songs. Good songs. Songs with verses, choruses, hooks and maybe a middle eighth or a key change if I'm feeling froggy.
The first two websites I check when I sign online are Aint It Cool and Chud.
I pay very close attention to the lighting in my apartment.
I am a feminist.
I don't play video games all that much. My first home system was an Intellivision. Those early video games shaped my love of the medium and I feel that no matter how good the graphics on some of these new systems are, they will never match the skill levels that were needed for BurgerTime, Pac-Man, Astrosmash and Pitfall.
I drive a Scion XB.
I am so smug, and isolated, and in a modern world
What I’m doing with my life
I am a bartender with a degree in paralegal studies, working towards my bachelors in accounting with plans of law school right after that.
Some people say I don't work a "grown up" job. I suppose if I was miserable in an office Monday-Friday that would be considered more adult? The fact is, I enjoy my job. I love my job. Sometimes I feel I was born to tend bar, however I have high aspirations for myself. I'm only 30. I'm not stopping yet.
I am an amateur stand up comic.
I am a songwriter.
I am a natural when it comes to editing video.
I can grow a beard or mustache better than any of the little hipster dandies around Chicago. I choose to go clean shaven, because I'm a gentleman.
The first things people usually notice about me
My winning smile and charming demeanor.
When I go over to my folks' place, the dogs know it's time for Milkbones.
Movies
Black Dynamite, That Thing You Do!, I Spit On Your Grave, Masters Of The Universe, Gran Torino, Play Misty For Me, Psycho, Manhunter, Silence Of The Lambs, Last House On The Left, Re-Animator, Mutant, Meatballs, Caddyshack, Ilsa She-Wolf Of The SS, Friday The 13th, Super Troopers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Valley Girl, Rocky, The Burning, Halloween, Reservoir Dogs, Revenge Of The Nerds, Tremors, Pulp Fiction, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Nightmare On Elm Street, Sleepaway Camp, Black Christmas, Weekend At Bernie's, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Boogie Nights, Trading Places, Ghostbusters, Jaws, Big Trouble In Little China, Coming To America, Beverly Hills Cop, House Party, Class Act, Maniac, Breathless, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Mean Streets,Fright Night, The Empire Strikes Back, The Toxic Avenger, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, The Return Of The Living Dead, Return Of The Jedi, The Prowler, Blacula, Count Yorga Vampyre, It's Alive, Detroit Rock City, Bringing Out The Dead, Raging Bull, Scream Blacula Scream, Silent Night Deadly Night, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, The Exorcist, An American Werewolf In London, Halloween, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, The Last Starfigher, Gremlins, Back To The Future,
Music
Old 97s, The Killers Rhett Miller, Green Day, Cheap Trick, Electric Light Orchestra, The Replacements, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Paul Westerberg, Alkaline Trio, Andrew W.K, Guided By Voices, The Stereo, The Rolling Stones, The Faces, The Beatles, Jimmy Eat World, Slobberbone, Eddie Money, Rick Springfield, The Cars, Rooney, The Sounds, Blondie, Fleetwood Mac, Hank Williams Sr., Pezband, The Records, Prince, Outkast, Sam Cooke, Nick Lowe, The Who, The Darkness, Against Me, The Rubinoos, The Replacements, The Plimsouls, Soul Asylum, KISS, The Misfits, The Undertones The Returnables, The Romeros, Gaslight Anthem, Lucero, Bob Welch, Meat Loaf, The Ramones, Candy, The Jags, The Pointed Sticks, The Exploding Hearts, The Nice Boys, Bruce Springsteen, The Clash, The Wonders, Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, The Techniques, The Blissters, Headwall, Plasmata, Teenage Imposters, The Dials, Paul Westerberg, Bram Tchaikovsky, The Cure, The Smiths, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Outkast, Jimmy Eat World, Alkaline Trio, Wilco, Jay Bennett, .38 Special, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Buzzcocks, The Ramones, The Clash, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Outfield, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Huey Lewis & The News, Icicle Works, Artful Dodger, Candy, Rockpile, Gin Blossoms, Tommy Tutone, Off Broadway, Hounds, Husker Du, The Neighborhoods, Brandon Flowers, Sarah Barellies, Dave Edmunds, Tommy Keene, Lindsey Buckingham, Nick Lowe, Elvis Costello
Television
Nip/Tuck, True Blood, The Wire, Deadwood, Community, Chappelle's Show, The Soup, Mad Men, The Office, V, Twin Peaks, Ace Of Cakes, The Simpsons, King Of The Hill, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Friends, House, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Breaking Bad, 24, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Animaniacs
NPR for the most part bores me. I prefer Roe Conn and Coast To Coast AM.
The six things I could never do without
1. I collect records. I just alphabetized my collection and need some new crates. The problem is the crates I have are red Sterlite from Target and I can't find anymore. It would drive me crazy if the crates don't match.
2. I collect guitars, but I'll always be a Telecaster man. That being said, my second in command is my Rickenbacker (It's a power pop thing.)
3. Cheap beer.
4. Laundry service-I can handle most housework. I'll clean, wipe, dust, vacuum, sweep, mop and I do a gangbusters job on the bathroom. I'm also pretty handy. I can't stand doing laundry. I hate waiting for it to wash, I hate waiting for it to dry and I despise folding it. Paying 25-30 bucks every few weeks to have it done is well worth it, I am a rich, white, male after all. I don't understand why anyone would waste their day doing laundry when they could be doing ANYTHING else. I would rather spend my time on more creative endeavors.
5. A good shave.
6. GQ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...that I wish I could just Rip Van Winkle my way through this ugly snowboot/Ugg Boot fad.
If you think you're above online dating, please leave this site and let us professionals handle things around here.
Wood panelling and Z-Brick.
How all those pictures of you by yourself in front of your laptop or the bathroom mirror make you look incredibly lonely.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making margaritas and regaling bar regulars with tales from the abyss. Then I go home and watch "Real Time With Bill Maher" in HD. After that, I have a 3 A.M. date with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Saturdays I also tend bar but come home to watch "Svengoolie."
You wanna drink with me? You've gotta be hard enough to do it on a Sunday. I will not bend over backwards to appease a 9-5er if they can't do the same for one who works for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a crush on Stephanie Miller.
When I'm stressed, I go to Target to clear my head.
I still my looks from favorite television characters. I have added cowboy boots to my footwear selection because of Raylan Givens. He's also given me the courage to wear chambray shirts with jeans.
I drink Jameson like McNulty but prefer the stye of Detective Moreland's pinstripe lawyerly affectations and the brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon.
You should message me if
You want to follow me on Twitter. I'm currently tweeting along with the "Friday The 13th" marathon on AMC
http://twitter.com/MikeVanderbilt
You understand if there is a sporting event going on in Chicago and your friend is pursuing their art at a venue in Chicago, they will have it on the T.V.'s there. I'm serious!
Your profile picture doesn't look like a still from a shitty movie.
You have never taken a photo with GlitterGuts.
You wanna party like it's 2003. No mopes allowed.
You understand the difference between bad grammar and typos.
You listen to progressive and conservative talk radio.
You actually want to chat and meet up for a drink.
You have a book you think I should read.
You don't read Harry Potter or Twilight.
You're that cute waitress from 'Austin Stories.'
WARNING: Any institutions and or individuals using this site or its associated sites for projects or personal use- You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice.)
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TopT
Top Ten Things You'll Never Read On a CollarMe Profile
10. I have enough pro clients and am just looking to have fun and meet some new people.
9. My ex-and I broke up amicably and split the toy collection down the middle. I still have quite a collection.
8. We are a happily married couple looking for a third, preferably a straight male.
7. I’m always looking to meet new people. If you take an interest in my profile, just send me a friend request! No need to waste time with a silly introduction letter that just re-states everything that’s already in your profile.
6. I’d rather just meet and get it out of the way rather than sending inane getting to know you e-mails back and forth for months.
5. You should come to my event, I’ll come to yours too!
4. All e-mails from women will go directly to my bulk messages.
3. A blog that doesn’t consist soely of whining about liars, fakes and time wasters.
2. Please! Submissive men only! Submissive women will require tribute!
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Have I ever told you about
'Is She Really Going Out With Him?" It's a song written by Joe Jackson,
released as the first single off of Look Sharp!. You've probably heard it in There's Something About Mary, the cover version by Sugar Ray or on the jukebox at Sid's. It is one of the most perfect pop songs ever written. With
this song Joe Jackson put in such straight forward language what every
guy has ever felt about a girl that broke their heart. She's going out
with him? Seriously? Looks don't count for much? There goes your proof.
There's a girl I used to know, she's married now or engaged or
something so I am told. We all have a night where we go to all the
parties down our street. Guys have been writing this song since the
beginning of time but Mr. Jackson laid it out and put it right in your
face. It's pure perfection. No one will ever write a song about the
subject matter as good as this, because Joe did it right. Lyrics aside,
the music is great with a snaky bass line, subdued piano and minor
chords all over the place. Someone
once said that the true test of a rock and roll song is if it still
sounds good on an acoustic guitar. Joe Jackson has proved 'Is she
Really Going Out With Him's' worth by doing one better. On a 'Rock Goes
To College' special from a 1982 tour in support of Night And Day, Joe
brings the entire band front and center and informs the audience they
are going to do an scapula number. That song of course is 'Is She
Really Going Out With Him.' Stripped of all instrumentation, only the
human voice, the song still packed a punch, if not even more in it's
stripped down form. It's always an interesting move to perform your
biggest single in a fashion so far removed from the record, but it
payed off for Joe and his band because the accapella version might even
pack MORE punch than the recorded version. It's straight forward lyrics
coupled with the straight forward stripped down delivery really makes
you pay attention to how great the song is. In
closing, ladies, if you ever hear me playing 'Is She Really Going Out
With Him' on the jukebox, remember this blog. I'm playing it because
it's a great tune. It's no slight on you. You've got a lot of never
thinking it would be. Go walk down the street with your gorilla.
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A vanilla personal as I posted elsewhere online...
I’m bored. I’m frustrated. I need some excitement.
Do you feel that way too? I’m 28 years old, I’m still in
school, live alone and work for a living. I’m afraid of growing up, but want
nothing more than to finish school and play grown up.
I live for classic horror flicks from “Nosferatu” to “Friday
The 13th,” I think rockabilly girls are sexy, enjoy pin-up art, and
drink Pabst Blue Ribbon with a whiskey on the side, however, really could do
without Social D.
Girls with tattoos are sexy, but I only have one and in
general think that they’re kind of silly, mine being the silliest.
I only need glasses for reading but am very attracted to
girls in glasses. BIG BLACK GLASSES.
I use my Netflix to watch films from the French New Wave,
Blacksplotation and assorted other gems of trash cinema.
I like punk rock but would never call myself punk.
I don’t read as much as people think I do. I subscribe to
GQ, Esquire, Time, EW, TimeOut Chicago, Playboy and CMJ and I keep them in my
bathroom where I do most of my reading. The last book I read cover to cover was
“All Over But The Shouting: An Oral History Of The Replacements.”
The Replacements are one of my favorite bands. Minneapolis produces the
best music because the winters are so dreadful that the only thing to do is
start a band in your basement. (Note: Soul Asylum, Prince, Husker Du,
Semisonic, The Stereo, Bob Dylan.)
My vinyl collection is not nearly as impressive as it should
be. It does contain a lot of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Cheap Trick,
and KISS. I only have Spoon, Wilco, and The Killers on my MP3 player.
I think smoking grass is cool but cocaine is silly.
I smoke Camel Lights but do not consider myself a smoker
Enough about me, what about you?
Turn Ons:
A job.
A car. (This will ONLY work out if you have a car. I have a
car. You should have a car.)
A place of residence.
Intelligence, Independence,
Looks. I put this all in one category so as not to seem shallow.
A sense of style. Why do all the hipsters look like homeless
people these days? Who looked at the ‘Come On Eileen’ video and decided that
was a good look?
Turn Offs:
Leggings
Flip Flops
Ignorance and stupidity. I like apathy though.
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FX has some of the best programming on TV. I’ve enjoyed just
about every show they’ve put on the air. That being said I have some
reservations about this ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ show they have coming on this fall.
People in just about every industry have television shows or
movies that are examples of their proffesion. Salespeople have ‘Glengary
Glenross,” bouncers have ‘Road House’ and servers have ‘Waiting.’ You work your
daily grind and mention to a fellow employee “This is just like in…” or refer
to a co-worker by a characters name in said movie. Everyone gets a good chuckle
out of it and you’re perceived as very clever.
‘Sons Of Anarchy’ scares me. Now the do-rag and tank top
crowd are going to have something of their very own and I’m going to end up
wanting to hate the show no matter how well it’s written or acted because of
the fanbase. Where I work, that particular crowd is quite prevelant. I remember
as a youth thinking that the suburbs were full of high steppin folk. Not true.
It’s just hillbillies with a little money. Every douchebag with at the bar I
work at is going to be sipping on their Bud draft thinking that they are actual
characters on the show. It’s going to be worse than when every I-talian I knew
thought they were one of the Sopranos with there “Ohs!” and “Heys!” and extreme
use of the word “whack.”
It’s a good thing I don’t know any plastic surgeons or CTU
field agents because that very well could ruin two of my favorite hours on
television.
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A good looking, educated, and funny 28 year old man wants to
be your wedding date. What makes me more than qualified to be YOUR wedding
date? Well, let me tell you.
1. I own several suits.
What kind do you want me to wear? Pinstripe? Classic black?
White? Sharkskin? You name it, I’ve got it. I might even buy a new one for the
occasion.
2. I can drink.
No need to worry about me getting sloppy, I will be able to
hold my own. I also will take very good care of the bartender. That’s just my
style.
3. I could use a meal.
I’m slim, so everyone is always trying to get me to eat.
Chicken? Fish? Steak? I like it all and weddings always have the best cream of
chicken soup.
4. I can entertain myself.
I know, you don’t want to spend the whole night with me. You
are there to talk to all your friends. Go do it. I will find someone to talk to
or something to do.
5. I will dance.
I’m not the best dancer in the world, but you’ll get at
least 3 slow dances out of me and perhaps a few fast ones.
What do you think? Sounds good? I’ll even go halfsies on the
hotel room if need be. I’m not guaranteeing sex though. I don’t want to be
perceived as cheap. If anything it could be a lot of fun. Pictures are
available upon request.
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With
Memorial Day weekend, summer is officially here. Summer fashion can be a tricky
thing. Summer clothes are traditionally more casual and can borderline lazy.
One of the laziest elements of summer fashion is the flip flop.
GQ says
very plainly, a man should never be seen in flip flops. I agree. I think that
women need to abandon the whole flip flop thing as well.
Most people
know that I have a foot fetish. One would think that a man with a foot fetish
would absolutely love the flip flop. I do not. I think it’s lazy. What’s the
point of putting on a nice summer dress, getting your hair did, your nails
tight and then topping off the outfit with a pair of three dollar flip flops
from Target. Just because you bought them from Target does not make it ok. It’s
like the girls that get their make up all done and then go out in a matching
sweat suit, a Harvey
tuxedo if you will. I know that you didn’t work out, the heavy foundation and
heavier ass tell me that.
Ditch the flip flop and invest in a pair of
open toed heels or wedges. At the very least get a pair of nice sandals. Show
some class.
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Survey
1. DO YOU SNORE?
From what I hear, I snore when I've been drinking. I've also been known to pee in the bed, the closet and my frontroom.
2. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I've always said I was a lover but I do have this fantasy of whooping
some guys ass, like for serious. I'm wee, so it would take a lot of
people by surprise. Then I'd hide out for a few weeks so people could
gossip and talk as people do. "Did you see Vanderbilt whoop that guys
ass?"
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
I was serious into Legos. I believe I started out really digging space
Legos. I always was a sci-fi kid, it's the whole 'Star Wars'
upbringing. I eventually moved on to Medevial Legos, with the Robin
Hood thing and Pirate Legos. Yes, I thought pirates were cool before
you, now I think they're gay. Come to think of it, you're an asshole
too.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
Reality TV has it's moments. I enjoyed 'Rock Of Love' and 'I Love New York.' ('New York
2' may be better than the original.) However the best reality show I've
seen in recent months was on Fox Reality, the "Search For The Next
Elvira." Elvira always had a special place in my heard being a dark
haired, big breasted girl who liked horror movies, (I wonder if she
wears glasses.) and here are a buncha other girls trying to be her!
This show was campy, fun and only lasted for four episodes which is
perfect for my short attention span.
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-->[endif]--> 6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
As a beer drinker, I rarely even use a straw. I drink my Coke right out of the can.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I had the same head of hair that I have now.
8. HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Single life is great. How else can you explain break ups and divorce?
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black. Isn't it funny how in the early 80's, home stereo/TV equipment
was silver, then it was all black in the 90's, and now everything is
silver again?
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I usually complain. Seriously. For some reason when I'm in the shower
everything and everyone that bothers me comes to mind and I talk to
myself about it. I've also switched from bar soap to a body wash.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
I have no plans on bungee jumping. That rope just has to be a LITTLE too long. I have skydove before.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Nothing secret but I'm pretty good at impressions. They're only secret from the people I do them of.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
My ideal vacation is something out of a raunchy comedy from the 80s.
Two or more single guys on the make in a tropical environment.
14. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
I had sushi two weeks ago and it was excellent. I feel the need to do it again.
15. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yes. I own it but I don't like it. A friend of mine, Nick, told me just
to buy it cause I'd like it. I bought it and hated it. The whole thing
reeks of first year film student. Weird for weird's sake.
16. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I'm not gonna live past 30.
17. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Owl says 3
18. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
You want me to walk a straight line, stand on one leg and follow that fucking pen too?
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Several times. Jumped out of one once.
20. ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?
The GQ Style guy probably agrees with me. No.
21. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
What are we hunting? Snipe?
22. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Maybe. I doubt it. I might shack up with someone.
23. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It looks like chicken scratch.
24. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Nothing. I think most people make up allergies to have something to complain about.
25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"
Apparently after a bottle of cheap red wine. Funny thing is I don't remember it. Might have never happened. What a clever ruse.
26. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Is he gonna pick up my dry cleaning. If he's not than who cares?
d27. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. I'm probably at the wedding next door. I was at this wedding once
and stopped at the Mexican one next door to watch the mariachi band and
ended up learning to salsa with the bride.
28. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled sometimes, with tobasco. I also like them sunny side up so I can dip my wheat toast in the yellow.
29. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Most people are dumber than me.
30. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
On the side of my bed.
31. WHAT TIME IS IT?
4:19
32. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Never had a cool nick name like "Wheels" or something. Most folks call me Mikey or MikeyVanderbilt (one word.)
33. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Anything is disgusting if you gorge yourself on it. Show some
self-control people. I'm tired of altering my life for slow moving fat
people.
34. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
This morning. My car. Get a car deadbeats.
35. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers. What, am I gonna light candles and have a soak? Seriously.
36. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Maybe.
37. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nope.
38. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Masturbation
39. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Never was a fan but do enjoy the occasional PB&J. Back in my film
school days I had to eat several PB&J's for a short film I starred
in. They were damn good.
40. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No. State Trooper Cruiser. Yes.
41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
None. I'ma scumbag.
42. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Alcohol is the most dangerous drug. I had to take a class on that once. (See Q. 40 –Ed.)
43. ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
Yes. They're white.
44. HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
No.
45. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Green.
46. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I cried the last night in my old apartment. It wasn't so much the four
walls and a floor, but the fact that everything was going to change
from that moment on. It has.
47. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Heck yes.
48. WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
Christian Troy.
49. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Nope. Just a genius..
50. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Yes.
51. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar. Bass. Keyboards. Tambourine. Drums.
52. CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
Nope.
53. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yes. I've always said that those kids in those "Friday The 13th" movies looked like they were having a pretty good time till Jason, his mother or an ambulance driver showed up.
54. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
No. I do like when I can make someone laugh so hard that they snort.
55. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
And I hope you do.
56. IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Not Lance Henricksen.
57. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I do. However that being said I don't plan on doing it. If I get
married I'm gonna do it right. Abortion is not birth control and
divorce shouldn't be an easy out.
58. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
No. White people can't dance. It's a fact. Black people have big lips. White people can't dance.
59. DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
Yeah, she reads Myspace cause it's better than the soaps.
60. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Popeyes.
61. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
No. Eyeliner maybe.
62. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
That Mojito commercial with that smug bartender. I hate smug bartenders.
63. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I used to. Got a few nice plaid shirts out of there. I stop in once in
awhile to see what they got. I much prefer H&M these days.
64. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I've been listening to Huey Lewis' & The News first album.
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Horror and the fetish scene have always seemed to go hand in hand, kind of like the fetish scene and Ren Fest folks. Perhaps it?s the line between pleasure, fear, danger, to be safe and the overall darker side of things that bring them together. I know that I enjoy both the fetish scene and horror films immensely. My first tattoo was one of Jason Voorhees of the ?Friday The 13th?films. I have loved horror movies longer than I even understood any of my particular sexual kinks however I can?t help but seeing some of these scenes in my formative years had some influence on my current perversions. Here I give you the Top 5 Greatest Fetish Scenes In Mainstream Horror Films! Enjoy kiddies! 5. ?A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy?s Revenge? -'Freddy?s Revenge? has always been the most maligned and misunderstood of the ?Elm Street? films. With creator Wes Craven not returning for the second film the movie steers away from a lot of the mythology of the series and plays by it?s own rules. ?Elm Street 2? is notable mainly for representing a time when Freddy Krueger was still scary, before he became a one liner spewing pop-icon. In recent years the film has also been noted for its homoerotic and sexual overtones and undertones. One of the more obvious moments displaying this notion is when the hero Jesse, whom Freddy is using to exit the dream world and enter the real world, sleepwalks into a seedy bar with many fetish types wandering around. He his picked up by his high school gym teacher, clad in a leather harness and buzz cut and brings Jesse back to the high school gym to run laps. This was his way of punishing him for finding him underage in a bar. Freddy enters the gymnasium through Jesse (like I said, the movie definitely bends the rules of the series.) pelts the gym teacher with various sports balls before tying him up to the shower wall with jump ropes and beating him with a towel. Freddy then claws the teacher with his razor glove and leaves him for dead. Fetishes: Leather, bondage, whipping, edge play, blood play. 4. ?From Dusk Till Dawn?- Quentin Tarantino?s foot fetish had been common knowledge since John Travolta?s character in ?Pulp Fiction? compared toe sucking to eating pussy. Tarantino fully realized his foot fetish on film in From Dusk Till Dawn, his ode to drive-in films of a bygone era. As Sanatanico Pandemonium, in all her curvy glory, Salma Hayek performs a strip tease for the patrons of the shady truck stop bar, the Titty Twister. Her dance climaxes when she has Tarantino?s character, Ritchie Gecko suck on her tequila soaked feet. As if that wasn?t enough, she later turns into a vampire and sucks the blood out of him. Cool. Fetishes: Feet, vampires, blood play. 3. ?A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors?-The best of the ?Elm Street? sequels. Freddy was now on the verge of becoming a film villain this side of the Wicked Witch or Darth Vader, the kind of villain what you love to hate. This script was based on a story by creator Wes Craven and played up more sci-fi fantasy elements. One of the sexiest scenes in the film involves Freddy disguised as a sexy blonde nurse in white nurses dress and cap seducing young Joey. Once the tender trap is lad, Freddy tethers Joey to the bedposts with demonic tongues and reveals his true identity. Joey is Freddy?s. Fetishes: Medical fetish, bondage, tongues. 2. The ?Hellraiser? Series- The first Hellraiser hit video when I was about eight years old. In love with horror, I thought the flicks were pretty cool. The main villain Pinhead looked cool and there was enough gore and other gruesome special effects to keep me satisfied. However there was something underlying in it that really intrigued me. The leather, the chains, the line between pain and pleasure and sex all got my brain cooking. There was no particular scene that really did it for me. It was just the look of the villains, the Cenobites and all of the thematic elements of the film relating to S&M and bondage, pleasure in pain. There is a great line towards the end of the third film. A woman is shackled and bound and Pinhead notes to the hero, ?Admit it, you like her better this way.? Hot. Fetishes: S&M, bondage, edge play, suspension, blood play, leather, chains. ?Waxwork?- Here it is, the greatest fetish scene in any mainstream horror film, perhaps any mainstream film ever bade. ?Waxwork? was a tongue and cheek low budget flick that paid homage to all of the classic films of the genre. Each wax display in a museum would come to life when a viewer got too close and suck them in. The displays consisted of vampires, werewolves and zombies. All the classic horror villains were present. The plot could be an over the top mess at times but the film skated by on the undeniable charm of the script and the two leads, Zack Galligan and Deborah Foreman, two 80?s mainstays. Forman played the virginal heroine Sara who becomes infatuated with the display of the Marquis De Sade. The only thing missing from the display is a victim, and Sara gladly signs up. She enters the display clad in a white gown and powder wig. She his chained in front of the king as De Sade beats her with the kings riding crop. Sara writhes and sakes in undeniable passion as she is beat by De Sade. She sweats and moves as she receives her ?first orgasm at the touch of a whip.? When it becomes obvious she won?t break, the king orders her to die by the Marquis single tail whip. Galligan?s character does emerge to rescue Sarah, now all sweaty in pleasure and agony and has to convince this newly christened pain slut to leave with him. She does and eventually the evildoers are destroyed and our heroes escape, only slightly unscathed. This scene really does have to be seen to understand how truly sexy it is. The costumes, the dialogue and Foreman?s performance all come together for the hottest fetish scene in mainstream horror. |
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I have loved the fetish scene since as far back as my early teens. I can remember being turned on at Deborah Foreman’s orgasm received at the touch of the Marquis De Sade’s whip in the 80’s horror flick Waxwork and being in awe a segment on HBO’s Real Sex 3 showing the inner workings of a dungeon and it’s Mistresses. Being a pop culture junkie, it should be no surprise that it took cable TV to bring my deviant ideas to the forefront of my mind. I didn’t get to really experience the scene as it is until I was in my early twenties. I am not far from there now, as I am only twenty-four years old. One thing I did notice was that it is very hard for a twenty something average Joe to be accepted into the fetish scene, particularly a subbie.
The fetish scene is just like any other scene out there. Whether you are a punk rocker, a Goth chick, or sitting at the cool lunch table, things do have a tendency to get cliquish. New faces can generally be shunned away because "they don’t know what they are doing." I think people have a tendency to forget that we were all at that point once. We as a community must embrace newcomers to the scene, or else we will be like one of those religions that doesn’t allow sex, therefore no procreation, therefore no new followers.
However, young women tend to be accepted on the scene rather quickly. Older dominant males always seem to want to take on the new, hot, young lady. I cannot blame them. These women are very attractive and have definite potential to become whatever they want on the scene. They can grow to be a collard slave, a bitch goddess or a greedy switch looking for the best of both worlds. (Just kidding kids, I switch as well!) On the other hand, the older, experienced female dominants tend not to want to deal with newbie, subbie boys. I can empathize with their reasoning to a point. With a scene that is so rooted in sexual urges, one must be wary of those just looking for a cheap thrill and some easy sex. Twenty something males can be horny little devils, trust me, I know. Of course, now we are stereotyping. Stereotypes do happen for a reason, there is always a little truth to them. It would be unfair to judge all twenty something males based on the actions of a few ne'erdowells. There are twenty-year old males who have a definite interest and love for bondage, fetish wear, sadism, masochism and whatever other kink you can define, that are just looking for someone to take them under their wing and help them along.
I was at that point for quite sometime. However, I did meet several dominant females who really helped me discover new things in the scene. They showed me the places to go, the people to talk to, and even the people NOT to talk to. I appreciate everything they did for me and now I have much more real time experience in the scene, and in play. I just want to let all the twenty something subbie boys to know, don’t give up hope, there are people out there that will help you, and don’t let a few close minded people bring you down. Close-minded people on the fetish scene, can you believe it?
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I'm a 23 year old male sub on the south side of Chicago. I'm interested in play, and am for real. |
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