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	my profile pic was taken 03/07/12 and the last three photos were also taken at that time. The date and time was not set correctly on my camera, sorry. i am easy going and not hard to please. as long as i have good company i enjoy whatever it is i am doing. i can be a pest when i am ignored. i am looking for a long term, real life relationship. i don't mean move in tomorrow type thing but date each other, get to know each other, see if we click and go from there. If while dating me You find Yourself still looking or wanting to go out with someone else, just tell me, cause it's apparent at that point we aren't going to work. i am a Daddy's girl and will do everything i can to make my future Daddy the happiest man in the world. However, i do expect to be loved and cherish as His most prized possession. i will treat Him like a King, and He will treat me like His Princess. i am not looking to be someone's slave that just does what she's told, never asking any questions, never to voice my opinion, or expected to act like a doormat. Truth is i think any man can be a master to someone like that, but my Daddy will know He is my only Master and that i bow down for only Him. i am highly intelligent and very sarcastic, if you get your feelings hurt about something i say, "sorry about your luck." i'm sure i wasn't trying to be mean, unless you're an ass and then yes i was trying to be mean. If you are just looking for someone to cyber with please don't message me. Don't message me asking me for my yahoo ID because you won't get it until i know you better. If you are married, have a girlfriend, a sub/slave, or you seek someone else for your poly relationship please don't message me i am not interested. i am not here for game playing or bs. That being said, if you do not have a picture of yourself on your profile or you do not send a picture of yourself when you first contact me expect that i will delete your email. Physical attractiveness is what initially attracted you to send an email to me and i expect the same courtesy. This will also tell me whether you bothered to even read my profile. i spent the time to write it and if you can't give me the time and courtesy to read it then you won't give me the time and courtesy in other aspects of my life. In other words, you're only here for what pleases you and you more than likely won't concern yourself with what pleases me.

7/20/2014 11:56:15 AM

i am presently experiences life at a rate of several WTF's per hour.

10/30/2012 7:28:32 AM

So I saw a butterfly on the ground that had no wings, so I poured some red bull on it then BAM.........it drowned.

10/27/2012 10:40:25 PM

Seriously if you are going to get upset over me asking you to provide a recent picture of yourself, if you don't already have one on your profile, after an initial email then you are probably to grouchy for me to want to deal with.

10/27/2012 6:51:40 AM

If you are or have voted for Obama as president, please don't waist my time by contacting me. It's apparent that you aren't very intelligent and i don't feel like explaining everything to you.

10/4/2012 5:40:44 AM

i have no words to describe this day, although i do have a ton of obscene gestures.

9/3/2012 7:05:47 AM

A cat falls into a pool. A rooster laughs. Moral of the story.....A wet pussy makes a cock feel good.

9/3/2012 7:03:54 AM

******NOTICE******

SEXUAL

HARASSMENT

IN THIS AREA

WILL NOT BE

REPORTED.

HOWEVER, IT

WILL BE

GRADED!

8/26/2012 12:49:43 PM

"When you walk up to opportunities door, don't knock on it....Kick that bitch in, smile and introduce yourself." -Dwayne Johnson

8/3/2012 11:26:20 AM

And God promised men good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then God made the Earth round and laughed....and laughed...and laughed.

7/18/2012 5:45:35 AM

Karma is like a rubber band. It can only be stretched so far before it comes back and slaps you in the face.

7/18/2012 5:33:17 AM

Ladies, a word of advice...If a Man can't do more for you than you already do for yourself then you don't need him. Go find a real man. One that will show you respect.

7/8/2012 4:11:50 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped congress, and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" The driver asks. The man replies, "About a gallon!"

7/4/2012 8:09:39 AM

Hope everyone has a great 4th of July!!

7/3/2012 8:57:18 PM

If brains was gasoline, some people couldn't drive a piss ant's go cart half way round a cheerio.

7/2/2012 11:28:03 AM

Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

7/1/2012 7:45:46 AM

Yes, i'm still single and You're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

6/30/2012 11:26:38 PM

"Beauty without intelligence is a masterpiece painted on a napkin." - unknown

6/30/2012 7:02:53 AM

Oh wait you want me to change who i am just for you?

Good luck with that.

6/29/2012 9:00:20 PM

i don't care if they have cookies or not!! i'm going back over to the dark side. lol

6/26/2012 5:01:05 PM

well well well...what have we here?

6/25/2012 5:37:37 PM

my personality is who i am....my attitude depends on who YOU are.

6/25/2012 5:07:12 PM

So sad...Please, share if you've dated, know, work with or are related to (or divorced from) someone who suffers from stupidity. We all need to understand that stupidity is real and must be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a stupid person right now. There is still known cure for stupidity, and sympathy does not help, Sometimes a 2 X 4 to the back of the head helps, but not a lot. But we can raise awareness! 53% of you won't re-post this because you don't know how....duh!

6/20/2012 7:58:00 AM

THATS IT!!!

i'm taking my toys and going to play else where!

6/19/2012 10:06:09 AM

Look at it this way...if someone is rude to you and doesn't respond back to an email you've sent them, well their words probably weren't worth the time it would take to read them anyway.

6/18/2012 5:58:48 PM

Some people are just a great big ole bag of crazy.

6/18/2012 7:48:19 AM

BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It.

Any complaints about how we operate, can be directed to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle. Reporting LIVE from Quitchur B*tchin'.

6/17/2012 5:38:18 AM

Happy Father's Day and/or Happy Daddy's Day to all the Dads or soon to be Dads out there.

6/15/2012 8:14:41 PM

Lead me not into temptation.....i can find it myself.

6/14/2012 7:56:25 AM

i'd like to give you moral support.... but my morals are questionable.

6/10/2012 11:44:04 AM

i just got back from the Dark Side and the part about the cookies was a lie!!!!

6/7/2012 1:14:22 AM

Come over to the Dark Side.....we have cookies.

6/5/2012 8:27:00 PM

Finding someone real on here is as hard as wrestling cats!!!

5/29/2012 9:38:51 AM

They aren't horns...they are Halo holders.

5/24/2012 7:18:51 AM

I got this from another member here. Redneck Master * If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master. If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master. If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master. If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master. If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck master. If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a redneck master. If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master. If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck master. If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master. If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master. * * Redneck Sub * If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub. If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub. If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub. If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub. If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub. If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub. If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck, you just might be a redneck sub. If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub. If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub. If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.