WhySoSeriousSM

Why is everything on here so serious?? Sit...roll over...pee your pants...now!

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Master-Kicks-Your-Ass
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Maybe I'm?the odd ball out but I thought I would look for friends anyways.??I am looking for a female?kinky exhibitionist.? I am?not looking for "what I can get" since I have no problems?getting?it.? I don?t want to be arrogant but I don?t suffer from a lack of confidence - neither should you.? I'm looking for the girl who does kinky things because she enjoys them as much as I do.? I don?t understand why people?enjoy having their entire?lives micromanaged (I don't judge - I just don't understand it).? Dont get me wrong, when?we play and?I am in the mood, I can micromanage well!? What type of kinky play you ask.? I want the girl who...

Takes care of herself.? I believe in the values of exercise and run and bike daily.? Please take care of yourself.

Is creative.? I enjoy being creative and am looking for someone who can match my level of thought.? I hate being the only one coming up with play plans. Creativity examples are...

A girl who?enjoys?alternating between?shaven and hairy busy?and can?show both off in crotchless panties?during?up skirt?spreads?at dinner.??

A girl who?is comfortable peeing her pants whenever she wants.??

Clothes from lingerie to latex.? Camel toes can be a plus.

I am not looking for?a mindless servant.??As I said, I can get the things I want but?without a challenge, it is boring.?I enjoy having power and am searching for the girl who enjoys asserting herself.? As for my sub side...few limits and I do things others won't.? Most say that but experience has taught me so.

At the same time, I like having power so she should enjoy giving up power at times as well.? I believe that a functional relationship?is built on?communication and?equality. Have?some confidence in yourself, enjoy kink play and lets?talk.??

One last thing...I don't want to share you with my friends or random people at bars.? If that is important to you, please continue your search.

I hope this was not arrogant.? That is not my style.? It has just taken?me a while?to figure out exactly what I am looking for so I am trying to be as specific as possible.??I am always looking for friends and?good stories.? As you can tell by the name I don?t take things too seriously.? If you want to talk as a possible?match or just a friend,?send me a message.