Looking for an Owner is challenging.  There are creeps, and there are perverts, there are trolls, and just random weirdos who for God knows what reason have decided to add cyberspace as yet another dimension of space and time where they slowly rot and take up space like the couch potato slackers they are.  Today I do not wish to speak about any of these types of "Masters".  No.  Today I wish to speak about the enormously fat, the obese "Masters" who go around chasing any twink or muscle god they can find.  Maybe I am crazy (I have in fact, been told this quite a few times), but I do think that the term Master connotes a certain level of control said person may have over his own life.  After all, he is a Master, certainly if he commands authority over the lowly slave he must exude some inkling of mastery over his own body.  Sadly, it appears that this is not the case for most "Masters" here on collarme.  No.  Rotund "Masters" who it seems might actually work at Macy's as Santa impersonators abound to no end.  They fill the pages of collarme with their pot bellies, and sickly diabetic complexions.  Much worse is that on most of their profile biographies, they unequivocally state that boys and girls must be hwp (height/weight proportionate) or else they run the risk of being ignored by the plus size "Master".  So not only is artery-clogged Master Santa Claus obese, he also is a double standard using bastard.  Bastard!!

Ok, I really don´t understand people whose only language is English and who are just not capable of spelling.  It is your only language, you don´t really have other languages to be thinking about.  What´s the deal?  I can understand a few typos, fine.  We all make mistakes, but when you consistently misspell words it gives the impression that you are an idiot.  First, if you are on this site you must be at least 18, meaning that you have had enough grammar and English classes to do basic spelling.  Second, if all your messages come to me misspelled it makes me believe that you are too stupid or lazy to use spell check.  I really don't want a Master who is too stupid to spell common words or too lazy to check the correct spelling of a word.  It's a turn off, it makes you look incompetent.   I write this just after blocking a "Master" who had a major spelling error (not to mention serious punctuation errors) in every sentence.  While he may be a "Master" to one equally illiterate slave, he certainly is not a master of the English language.