transgirlsarah

Osama bin Laden's last Facebook post:

"Be right back, someone's at the door."

Important stuff you should know about me

 A few things to consider before writing:

• Respect for me and my choices is fundamental and not negotiable.
• Read my profile first. There will be a test on it later.
• If you want me to take you seriously, market yourself.
• Think of it as if you were applying for your dream job.
• Believe it or not the same rules apply.  
• Language is a real turn on for me, especially the written word.
• If you really want to get my attention, put some thought into it.
• Make it creatively clever and preferably more than one line.
• Offer me something that invites me to want to know more about you.
• Give me a reason to consider what may be possible with you. 

A word of caution: 

• I DO NOT suffer fools.  (No Profile, No Photo, No Contact)
• Learn how to spell or use spell check before hitting the send button.
• I am NOT your slut, slave, cunt, whore, DO NOT refer to me as such.
• You are NOT my master or mistress. You'll have to earn that title.
• Submission is NOT subservience. Please DO NOT mistake the two.

In return, for those select few willing to make an effort, I will:

• Do my best to be polite civil & courteous in my correspondence with you.
• Be clear in my communication (i.e. No means no)
• Treat you with respect, anything more you'll have to earn.

Dealing with Rectal-Cranial Inversion

Those afflicted by Rectal-Cranial Inversion commonly exhibit an inflated sense of self-importance as illustrated by their presumptive arrogance and incorrectly assuming a fully completed profile, including at least one fairly current facial photo, is unnecessary for them.

Literacy and comprenhsion appear to be another challenge for those afflicted with Rectal-Cranial Inversion. This can be seen in their inability to thoroughly read and consider another's profile before making contact and their faiure to comprehend noteworthy phrases like "Lesbian," Girls Only" or "NO MEN."

Instead, those afflicted with Rectal-Cranial Inversion tend to be more of a legend in their own mind, finding validation in their own ego-centric reality.  They consistently demonstrate a penchant for unimaginitive, wholly unremarkable and poorly written one line intros. Their intros often contain text speak or other glaring spelling mistakes, and include words like slut or whore or cunt or other equally demeaning terms. They presumptously assert they know what the recipient really needs before ever making an effort to get to know the recipient of their attention. 

Considering how oblivious those afflicted with Rectal-Cranial Inversion are to they way their often unwanted attention is received, the only way to deal with them is to delete their messages and block them outright. Then maybe, just maybe they will eventually get the hint and pull their head out.  Then again, that may be wishful thinking, especially since they just do not seem to get it.