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Male Dominant, 41
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Dominant Couple, 34, Carbondale, Illinois
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Male Submissive, 39, Richmond, Virginia
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About theshortcake
Ron Paul is the coolest septuagenarian i know of.
I AM LOOKING FOR A MENTOR NOT TRAINER
https://.com/users/885640
i am poly i am married, i have children and i have a boy friend
i expect honesty not monogamy
i am a milf (this means i have children, additionally it means i have the body of a woman who has given birth. )
i am physically disabled (i roast faith healers on spits in public and sell their blistered flesh as proof of my own righteous ways. seriously, faith healers)
"no, I'm not sarcastic, this is how i always sound"
sometimes i confuse people, i am actually shy and usually sweet but sometimes a bit mean.
i am happiest when the people around me are happy
i love a good argument and a good game of scrabble
my sense of humor is sarcastic almost to the point of cruelty, almost. it gets me into trouble, the trouble usually amuses me, too.
what can i say, i am a jerk.hahaha.(did you catch that?yes? no?) i often find self awareness to be dead sexy, its become a problem. i like to talk, i like to talk fast, i like to win and i don't really mind loosing
i hate limitations, in myself and others. a limitation is just a challenge you haven't ponied up to yet. get on it!
you want my interest? set me a challenge, i love that shit.
you want to keep my interest? that is trickier, but the more of the other person i have to work with the longer i stay interested.
you want to impress me? engage me in lively conversation about what ever you are passionate about, even if i have to disagree with the message i will appreciate the energetic communication
you dig?
i love to cook/bake, its how i relax/meditate. if you ask me to i just might.
I used to live in Alaska, i lived there a long time and sometimes i miss it. i always miss the salmon.
oh, hey! disclaimer:i have never been accused of being "easy-going" or "mellow", i have been accused of being "intense" but i think that was meant as a compliment? i don't know, its one of those things that could go either way. that was my disclaimer.
i believe very strongly in Equality and Freedom if you want my politics.
i believe in swordfish!
TELEGRAM SAM, YOU'RE MY MAIN MAN
**** I AM NOT A CASUAL SEX KIND OF GIRL****
i wont take responsibility for your thoughts or actions (i can not, did not, and will not make you think, feel, or do any thing, you have free will and your own brain, after all, so get off me)
i will say again, i did not make you feel, think, or do anything. if you try to pin responsibility for some emotion, action, or grand scheme on me i will not concede or acknowledge having any hand in it unless i was complicity or explicitly involved. if i see a person pinning responsibility on another for what mischief or trouble they incubate within themselves it reduces my respect for that person sharply and immediately. i value freedom, liberty, individuality and independence, you will find i ALWAYS take responsibility for my shit, if you can not do the same we wont get along.
i lust for integrity, maturity, intelligence, and strength
i am learning about everything all the time
i like to write sexy stories and i do not mind critique
i paint and sketch, if you want a painting send me a photo and i'll give you a painting (help me build a portfolio!)
**bragging****
my first bondage experience was rope with suspension and i was inverted and it was AWESOME!!!!!!!
(4.30.11)
if you cant beat them
i bet i can
so i took a quiz, i dont enjoy degradation.
Switch 100%
Experimental 86%
Sadist 82%
Masochist 68%
Bondage 61%
Submissive 54%
Dominant 46%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur 39%
Vanilla 32%
Degradation Lover 11%
^^ i did not invent the internet quiz above, its not my fault the math is leotarded.
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