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Why some people think it has to be all or nothing is beyond me. Im looking for one I can share lifestyle AND vanilla romantic times with!
Looking for a gentle, feminine LADY (not just woman). I have a ranch that lends itself nicely to outdoor bondage. Dont let that fool you, though, as I also hold two MS degrees and have taught at colleges, and have been a police chief. I am also a published author.
Im looking for eventual RT LTR, with an eye to eventually having a subwifewifeslave. Only interested in ladies who were born that way, not guys who feel like theyre women or had to have some weird surgery to change how GOD made them. Oh, and lets face it- toilet play isnt sexy- its just unsanitary and smells bad! My only hard limits are no blood, scat, pee, vomit, or anything that will wind me up in jail.
Yep, Im a Christian, so atheists, satanists, etc., need not apply. Christian and Jewish women welcome.
When you get right down to it, I want everything. What do I mean by that? Good question, as Im not quite sure how to put it. I want a lady who understands that her place is in submission to her husbandDom. I also want one who would like to have kinky fun. Then again, I want one who would enjoy the vanilla romantic times with me, such as als (including military als), long drives, going around in December and looking at Christmas lights on houses. She need not have a higher education, but she needs to be intelligent. Also, she must not be weak-minded about life. I hunt deer and I eat what I kill. I fish, I grow vegetables, and I do some ranch work. I dont drink, but I dont mind if she does some LIGHT drinking (not interested in druggies or winos). I do smoke an occasional premium cigar, but I dont do it in front of ladies and I only do it outdoors (not even in my own truck).
About me- I have a martial side (decorated military and police veteran), a gentle side (write love stories- first one is now out), a redneck side (in the Texas of the word- rancher, not cowboy wannabe, a hard-working, church-going, God-fearing gentleman who would rather eat beans in Hondo than filet mignon in New York City). Id rather that my lady and I have an honest disagreement and get it out in the open, over and done with, than her ignoring me (good way to piss me off quickly). I was born and raised on the Texas coast, ON the water- grew up body surfing, sailing, fishing, distance swimming, and dodging hurricanes. Couldnt wait to live in the Hill Country- spring-fed rivers, beautiful countryside, even the beauty of cactus. Loved the time I spent living in the piney woods of East Texas, too. Just cant stand the flatlands around north Texas and the panhandle. Enjoyed the time I spent in Vicksburg, MS and would love to go on a vacation where I visit the battlefields of my 3 Confederate Army ancestors. Id like to eventually travel certain areas of the US, writing articles on historical aspects of those areas.
About you- although there are things I like and even prefer about ladies, they are not required pale skin, short stature, and the quiet, shy librarian type. What I do require are faith, femininity, LOYALTY, conservative ideals, and affection. I dont micromanage (remember? I want an intelligent, strong-minded lady), but I do lay down sets of guidelines in certain topics that must be remained within. BTW, strong-minded doesnt mean stubborn and confrontational. It means that you can think for yourself when the need arises (such as when to go to the restroom or in a crisis...I was a cop- my then-wife got THAT phone call). I do have some expectations, but they can be discussed over time. I would also like to cultivate and share commonalities with she who would wear my collar. I am reminded of one relationship (this is ONLY for citing an example- I do NOT miss her and havent for 30 years), in which we went out to eat. We both ordered steak and shrimp dinners. Without talking about it, when the orders came, we both lifted our plates at the same time- me to place my shrimp on her plate and her to place her steak on mine. I always thought that was one of those little things mean a lot moments. See? I do have a romantic side!
In closing, I would like to point out that we all have our demons, nightmares, and imperfections. The key is that each person can live with the others. A preacher once told me that the key to a good marriage is not a 50-50 proposition. Rather, he said that each person should be willing to give 100 percent, while expecting zero percent. If both do that, no one will be disappointed. This applies to the Ds relationship, too. The sub must be willing to give 100 percent to the Dom- obedience, loyalty, affection, understanding. On the other hand, the Dom must be willing to give 100 percent to the sub- understanding, guidance, security, loyalty, affection. Punishment must not be used to satisfy the sadistic whim (unless the sub is a masochist and getting satisfied by it, too). It should be done lovingly and to correct an errant sub, like a parent would punish lovingly and to correct an errant child. |
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== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
95% Voyeur
91% Degrader
80% Dominant
80% Rigger
80% Exhibitionist
75% Primal (Hunter)
69% Experimentalist
69% Owner
67% Master/Mistress
61% Brat tamer
51% Vanilla
46% Sadist
29% Non-monogamist
27% Daddy/Mommy
17% Ageplayer
16% Masochist
15% Rope bunny
1% Pet
0% Brat
0% Degradee
0% Boy/Girl
0% Primal (Prey)
0% Slave
0% Submissive
0% Switch
http://bdsmtest.org/r/vECU2XMx |
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One simple sentence can tell the world when a troll from some 3rd world shithole is writing a narrative, and here it is:
"I'm a 24/7 slave seeking a master to own me as a property and willing to serve and worship always till the rest of my life."
The underlined part is the part that sets it in stone. These numbnuts from Ghana, Nigeria, and other countries where most animals eat humans... WTF (in this case, "W" stands for "Who") do they think they're fooling??? ROFLMFAO |
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Wow- never know I'd be so popular with the trannie crowd. What part of LADY can't you understand? That means what God made you, not what you did to yourself. |
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Why can't I ever find a Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene? For those of you not familiar with "Archer", please look it up on IMDB.com |
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You know, if someone takes the time to send you a nice, polite message that you interest them, is it so hard to write something back, instead of just pretending nothing was in your inbox? Perhaps just a "Thank you, but I'm not interested" doesn't take that long to write. |
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Really, girls? Still with the puffed out lips? Not only does it NOT look sexy, it's so 1999! |
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If you start your profile with "Well," or "So," it does nothing to make you look more approachable. It just says you're too illiterate or too lazy to be talking to adults! Also, if you have to use gang signs or flip your finger at the camera, or cuss like a drunken sailor in your narrative or journal, it means you have no socially redeeming value as a human, let alone as a lady. Ergo, any of these things are automatic deal breakers, since they show you HAVE NO CLASS! |
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How weird. People with "true crime" on their profiles, who probably never had anything to do with the term, other than the occasional speeding ticket. Never saw anybody like that with me in the middle of the night, when I was walking (alone) through the open back door of a convenience store that was closed for the night, not knowing whether I'd have to kill or get killed. Why didn't I wait for backup? Because there was none. I was the whole police department. The nearest backup was over 30 miles away.
Where was this type of person when I was 3 days in a coma from a patrol car wreck, where I was not driving? Spent a month of my life in a Level I trauma center and will have hip problems for the rest of my life.
Where was this type of person when a 19-year-old girl found herself with her head tucked under her armpit, because she thought it was "cool" to get drunk and race around with a couple of older men? Oh, her head wasn't cut off - her neck was just that badly broken. Meanwhile, her "cool" boyfriend was stretched out on the ground with the skin totally cut away from his left rib cage, where I could see the individual ribs, and all he could do was scream and cry like a baby, begging us not to let HIM die.
I have no idea where this "true crime" category came from, but it's really a crock of crap. Reading about it isn't quite the same as fighting it for a living. I seriously doubt that those who list "true crime" as a hobby could survive the reality. |
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FYI, if you list yourself as "pansexual", "gender fluid", or some other neo, pseudo adjective that didn't even exist a couple of years ago, because you just can't bring yourself to say "bisexual" or some other universally-accepted term (ironically because the people who made up these terms are, themselves, people who used to claim they "don't like to be categorized"), just go on whatever way you go on. I'll have no interest in you and probably wind up pissing you off more than you'll piss me off. Really, I do laugh every time I see such nonsensical terms.
Oh yeah, and if you have a pussy, you're a woman, no matter how many times you say you're a man. If you have a pecker, you're a man (or a boy), no matter how many times you say you're a woman. It's called BIOLOGY- get over it!
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I sure wish there was a way to get these little pubescent boys off the internet. Yes, we all know who you are. You pretend to be a young lady, around 18-20, but don't put up a pic. Then, when we start talking to you, all you do is ask to see pics of girls "your age". Who the flying hell do you think you're fooling? Then I have to go through the crap of deleting messages and iggying you. I mean it really is a frustrating 5 minutes. |
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How silly! I really should stop talking to people from other countries about the U.S. They've never been to the U.S., all they know about the U.S. (and especially Texas), is what they see on TV or coming out of Hollywood. Yet, when I answer a question about the politics of the state I have lived in all my life, held public office in, and have roots going back 7 generations, they say I don't know what I'm talking about, then go on to quote TV shows or movies made in Hollywood, a place that portrays Texas as all desert, cactus, and rattlesnakes.
Okay, in that case, England (or Great Britain or United Kingdom, or whatever you want to call it this year), is all foggy, the people only eat fish and chips and crappy-tasting food, and they all have bad teeth. Oh screw it- I feel like singing:
"Hail Britannia, the faggot of the world. You will never again let your flag come unfurled. Yo, Britannia, you think that you're so rich. You once fucked with us, so now you're our bitch!" |
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I have to laugh when someone calls themselves "agnostic", but spew hate speech or say they hate Christianity. Apparently, they don't know that "agnostic" means they just don't know what's out there yet. So much for an open mind as to what might be out there. |
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