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Male Dominant, 28
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Male Dominant, 29, Hampton, NH, New Hampshire
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Male Dominant, 28, Boston, Massachusetts
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About strictsiruk
Im a Dominant single male who will not neglect to deal with a girls failings.
The cane and tawse are frequently used and are applied effectively.
A few extra pounds are ok but girls need to look appealing when unied or naked.
I have introduced a number of curious girls to corporal punishment as a first step for them to give them some experience but also the more dedicated girl, maybe you are looking for the same?
I live alone and can accommodate.
So stay GOOD(ish)
NOT interested in Gay or Trans.
Interested girls should respectfully contact Sir
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Santa's travels.
Santa has to visit ~2 billion kids (assuming 2.5 children per household),
= ~800 million stops on Xmas eve.
Assuming they are equally spread across the planet, each house occupies 0.069 square miles,
which means the distance between each is 0.26 miles.
He has 48 hours on Xmas eve if he travels across the
international date line in the direction of the Earth's rotation.
He has 2/10,000 of a second per household.
He must therefore travel at 1,279 miles / sec. which = Mach 6,395. |
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What does a Transvestite like to do at Christmas?
Eat, Drink & be Mary. |
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What will Santa bring all the naughty girls?
HAPPY CHRISTMAS !! |
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What do people find difficult in opening a photo in windows photo viewer and clicking the "Rotate" button to get a photo upright before uploading the pic?
SEE ME!!!! |
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I have a friend who's half Indian.
Ian. |
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I'm making a graph of my past relationships.
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis. |
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There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia,
It was all going well
at tuppence a smell.
But threepence a lick was a failure.
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Dear Mr Earth
Congratulations on achieving another orbit of the ball of fire without being hit by a massive meteorite or other catastrophic event that could have made you uninhabitable to all (apart from cockroaches and estate agents).
P.S. Just to warn you, it's a leap year so you'll need to work 0.27% longer next year at making the earth move. |
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.  |
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