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	About Shamusdom PLEASE READ JOURNAL ENTRY FOR 1/7/09* Just moved back to Dallas, Texas. I am looking for a heterosexual?Dom/sub relationship. If you are or were of the male gender do not waste My?time nor yours by contacting Me.?If you are depressed, bipolar,have ever?attempted suicide?or have been commited... EVER, do not contact Me.I will not fix you!! Please do not over run me with E-mails that have no specific meaning and only to say hello. Please send me messages worth reading and provoke my thoughts.. "As unto the bow the cord is, so unto the man is woman, though she bends him she obeys him, though she draws him, yet she follows. Useless each without the other." I am?looking for?a possible long term?loving vanilla?D/s with?S&M flair?....I am into collars, spanking, restraints, pressure point?rope bondage, interrogation, fisting, orgasam restriction?and?some humiliation. I will try to answer your email as soon as possible. Feel free to ask questions. My sarcastic side sometimes gets me in trouble but there is no harm in it and I love witty verbal banter. Love debates over random crap just to play devils advocate :) I have been told that I am too honest sometimes but thats the way I was brought up :) OK ,if you are into drugs or are an alcoholic, (If you have ever been to a meeting), please do not contact me. If you have ever been committed or are now or have taken Psych. Meds, please do not contact me. I have had my fair share of crazies and I WILL NOT fix you... Because I have not received my PhD. yet :) I don't deal with drama period. It just irks me... Don't want it near me. Besides my computer creates enough drama for me...He just gets all cranky sometimes... :) I am trying to find some one who is real. I would also like someone who is smart with their money, to me that shows responsibility and that is very attractive :) Intelligence... What a turn on!! I am a very social person and usually have no problem fitting in with other crowds; I am quirky as all hell and love to be different... :) So if you think you can hang, come on!!

Ok...lets put it this into not so many words... Physical attraction is important to me. If you are not attracted to some one physically it creates a rift in the possibility of wanting to be with that person. So I would like you to ask yourself a question. Do you take care of your self? If not, please do not misunderstand what I am saying to you, do not think that I will learn to get over the fact of you being a ...BBW or what not. Some people like that...I do not.I am not looking for someone who weighs more than I do.I want to be able to put my arms around you..FULLY and to be able to pick you up easily. I am a broad man, I am strong but I dot want to give my self a hernia doing so. I am looking for someone who is attractive...not a Barbie by any means but some one who is easy on the eyes. I know am picky and I WILL NOT SETTLE! I hope this explains to you why I will not further any kind of "relationship" or communication with a person who I am not attracted to. Thanks, Shamus

A homeless man came up to me to night and asked me if I could give him some money since it was his birthday. I asked him what day it was. He didn't know. I asked him what day his birthday was. He didn't know that either. I gave him a taco as a consolation prize. No salsa.

Skewed Sayings One of my favorite hobbies is to take common sayings and such and put my own little twist on them. I wrote about 200 of these a long time ago in the hopes of writing a cheeky coffee table book, but I never got around to it. I had never put them in my journal before because I didn't want people to steal my jokes, but I really don't care anymore. If you have to steal jokes from me to be funny, well, then you're just not funny. I hope you enjoy... It's really easy to forgive someone after you get revenge The grass is always greener when you get kicked off the lawn Falling in love is like falling out of a building: exhilarating at first, but quite messy in the end Loving one woman for the rest of your life is easy; it's shortening your life that can be difficult If X marks the spot, then V marks the clot The early bird may get the worm, but the hunter will still kill the bird If you view life as a box of chocolates, you're really not getting enough nutrition If at first you don't succeed, cheat next time It is better to have loved and lost than to have killed the bitch and gone to prison A penny saved is still just a penny, you loser Remember; there is no I in team, but there is one in winner It's not how you play the game; it's whether or not you nail the head cheerleader Don't cry over spilt milk, push someone into it and laugh instead It's hard to do the right thing, especially if you've already dug the hole If you can kill two birds with one stone, you should think about going pro If you can't be with the one you want, lower your expectations To error is human. To cover it up is ingenious Remember: your body is a temple. There's a party in my temple tonight at 10:00pm You actually can make an omelet without breaking some eggs, it just won't taste very good Practice makes perfect, and a great cup of coffee If you keep worrying about putting all your ducks in a row, you might always live in a pond Money doesn't grow on trees, but you can purchase trees with money Always be yourself, unless it is for something important Good guys always finish last, but bad guys usually get raped in prison Appearances are deceiving. So are women Beggars actually can be choosers: either panhandle or submit to medical experiments You can't draw blood from a stone, but you can use that very stone to draw blood from your enemy Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I did You can't teach an old dog to be the early bird in the morning without breaking some eggs Never trust a skinny chef, or a corpulent dancer for that matter Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but HMO's will never fix me Opportunity knocks. Procrastination ignores You mind the P's and Q's, I'll take care of the T's and A's Believe in yourself, I'm off the clock Money isn't everything, but who said I wanted everything? Ex's are like tow trucks: You always wind up calling them when you break down in the middle of the night You shoulder the burden, and I'll knee the crotches They say the worst prison is a cold heart, but I hear San Quentin is pretty bad too The pen is mightier than the sword, but I would recommend using a gun Don't beat a dead horse, unless it owes you money A leopard can't change his spots, but he can always eat children in the interim Do as I say, not as I do. Especially when giving me head If the shoe fits, then pay for it and think about buying the other shoe Think outside the box, especially if it's my box, asshole! If all the worlds a stage, then I hope your show gets cancelled

Please please please read My profile before Emailing Me!! The whole following directions thing is very simple and not hard to understand. Read and then contact Me, do not be afraid to contact Me just meet the few simple requirements I ask and it will be just peachy!! :)

Well I am back from trapesing around New Zeland and South America. What a fucking awesome time!! I have not been on for some time now because of limited internet connection, so I apologize to everyone that has written Me and I did not get back to in a timely fashion.

Is anyone reading the shit I post up here? Oh well, It makes me feel better........:)

My Laptop is a Whore!

She thinks I don't know, but we always know. I see what she does, I know where she goes. I come up behind her to find that I'm not alone. I know where she takes it. I see the angles. I feel the tension. Where she goes no longer sparks wonder in me. What she does no longer shocks me. My laptop is a whore and the world must know. She takes usb's, mp3's, cd's, and dvd's and doesn't concern herself with std's, all with the élan of a passionate contortionist. She's the belle of the ball and the only doctor on call. I can't leave her, I can't stop her, I can only observe.

Note to self: File under "You're fucking crazy" section of memoirs. Ick.....

I've written before about my love of Chinese food and, as always, I have saved, and what I mean by saved is I shove them into my jaket pocket and forgot about them untill it is washed, my fortunes so I can translate them for a good laugh:

You are resourceful and practical

I'm sorry, that should read "You are resourceful and practical at nothing". My bad.

A long time admirer thinks highly of you

Your mother, the last person who can stand you, still thinks highly of you. Everyone else thinks you're a supreme dickhead. Seriously.

Your talents will be recognized and rewarded

Hey Shamus! Go home and get your fucking shine box!

Tyrants have not yet discovered any chains that can fetter the mind

While this may be true, I'm sure you'll find a way to fetter your own mind as you meander about in the land of the inconsequential. Isn't escapism fun!?!?

Business and health matters will improve around you

Now, when I say business and health matters will improve, I don't mean for you. I mean for the people around you. They'll be doing great. You're fucked.

Remember three months from this date! Your lucky star is shining

Like you're really going to remember a date three months from now, give me a break, you can barely remember last week you drunken lout. Lucky star my ass. More like lone star beer.

You and your spouse will be happy in your life together

Ha Ha! I already knew you were single! Loser! But, rest assured, when you do marry, your spouse will find happiness. It just won't be with you.

You may lose the small ones but win the big ones

You will lose your testicles in a freak deer hunting accident. The good news is that you'll bag a deer on the same trip. A big one!

Focus on your long-term goal. Don't hesitate to act now

You did have a long-term goal, didn't you? Oh...I see. Well, I guess you could keep aimlessly drifting through life and, when cantankerous and old, you can say "I coulda been a contender, I coulda been somebody". That sounds like a goal, I guess.

Please don't think me such a negative soul. I find solace confronting my inner censor and obliging him. Now I wonder what I should have for dinner...Stay tuned I love to rant.....

I love the whole profile without a picture thing...nice... That absolutly drives me nuts.. I guess people are that insecure about what they look like... or they dont want other people to find them on this site....wait a minute! If they find you on this damn site, there is a pretty damn good chance they are into some weird shit just like you!!! LOL!! Oh cripes....

Why is it so hard to find a female that is not fucked up in the head with the whole depression, suicide and Bipolar thing going on? I am just asking for some who is "normal" LOL!
Is that too much to ask for...good Lord....

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