***the true story of Winny the (too much) Poo Bear***

  i was walking on the trail one day

and i came upon a bear.

i thought he was growling at me,

at first i had fear.

but as i approached i realized he was squatting and grunting.

so as i got closer, my curiosity got the better of me.

after all i WAS hunting...

(ok so maybe i was "cruising" haha)

 so i looked very closely, licking my lips and said;

"how do you do?"

to which he replied;

i`m a big bear name Winny!

 and i have too much poo!

...as i thought, "oh my"

he continued and said;

...heres what you do...

get down behind me

and i`ll feed you a log or two.

  well,  he was a Big Burly Bear...

so what else could i do?

but to open my mouth,  get to my knees and chew!

then lick his hole clean to show gratitude, through and through!

as we finished i thanked him and drank up his dew

and we walked  in different directions.

he with a bound in his step

and a spring in mine too,

a smile on my face

(or was it a shit eating grin?)

and a belly full too!

so, you may well ask;

is this story true?

to which i reply;

would i shit you?

...and does a bear shit in the woods?

  i was asked what my fascination with scat is so i decided to post it.

                                            my "scat-scination"

                                            (or why i like scat)

 
 
 
i suppose theres many aspects to it.
i`ve considered it, but haven`t obsesed on it. although i sometimes obsess about getting fed a big turd!
...so obviously it excites me. call it a fetish.
 i`m a woman. a transitioned woman, but my gender and my wardrobe are not fetish for me even tho i kno it is fetish for others.
 so altho i`m a woman i`m no bimbo.
i`m pragmatic, highly intelligent and  matter of fact. i always do the right thing.
in some ways i may be quite square or boring and "to the rules"
 so maybe scat is an escape?
i`ve always tended to the eccentric, extreme, bizzarre and extreme...taboo maybe?
to each their own between consenting adults.
i know some folks idea of kinky is jerking off in the car or wearing panties and to me thats just vanilla and kinda boring.
  being born intersexed and identifying as a TS i`m only a "2hole slut" where as most girls have 3.
...so, i havta use what i`ve got. my asscunt.

(and most guys want it clean)
so i`ve had lots of experience getting it clean which probly desensitized me to scat.
sometimes i havta check and see its clean by using "the dipstick" method...lick it n stick it (my finger that is)
or i havta use spit as lube. or a guy wants ass to mouth. or a guy makes me suck him clean for getting him "dirty" ...or as one cannot always be clean i`ve simply said; "i`m dirty, do me anyways"
 so i guess i`ve gotten use to scat?
 but the best is having a Dom/me who is as perverted and has a penchant for exploiting their sub and motivating, forcing or "cheering me on to victory" in my deviant behavior.
 funny, i don`t care for farts or the smell of shit, but i love kissing, licking, sucking ass (hate the taste of soap) sliding my tongue up a hole, feeling a turd, feeling the pucker, the pulse, the pout and the protrusion as their hole opens and that log slides out and into my mouth!
...then sucking it like a dick and eating it like a tootsie roll while being watched and lusted after for it...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  i used to have a Dom who watched me eating his big brown logs as he jerked his big cock and if i did a good job he rewarded me by letting me give him head until he came in my mouth!
 i`ve always been very oral and i`ve always been attracted to  asses!
but its a Dom/me`s attitude which attracts me most of all!