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Submissive Couple, 45, Albany, New York
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Female Submissive, 35, Biloxi, Mississippi
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About ScarlettLaveau
I won't stand for the time wasters on this site.
Is it any wonder none of you can find a play partner? The messages I've received during the year I've been on this site is enough for anyone to wish for a full frontal lobotomy.
This profile will remain active long enough for me to send my acquaintances my contact information. |
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I've removed my photos. My interests. My entire profile. There is NOTHING on here that can be of any interest to any new people.
Yet, for some reason unknown only to yourself, you decide to add me to your favourites?
Oh wait. I got it. The reason is because my username appears in red letters. This triggers the little sensor in your dick that I'm 1. Female and 2. Dominant. And I'm located in your state. Perfect. That'll do.
What if my ONE and ONLY fetish was penis amputation? Oh wait. Forgot. It doesn't matter what my fetishes are anyway.
Ok, go on. Send me your laundry list of what "you are seeking" |
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"Tribute your superior fuckwads!"
Superior fuckwads? I think a comma in there would have this make a lot more sense.
"Let's eat Grandma" vs. "Let's eat, Grandma" |
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To make things clear - I am based in Portland, but am currently travelling abroad. I don't expect to be back until late in the Fall. If I receive messages asking for sessions *now*, and not to inquire about seeing me when I return, it's simply clear you haven't read my profile. I can only then assume you're not interested in ME, just in any warm body with a whip and a pair of tits. |
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Latex shopping spree at House of Harlot today AFTER the sale at Harrods and Harvey Nichols....my honey's the bestest :) |
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I have a few moments of free time and wifi access ... two things that I don't seem to have much of, let alone together at the present.
So I while I am able, I just wanted to say thank you to all of the well wishers and Admirers I've met on the site. I am able to frequently check my messages here, but not often able to respond. It takes ages to type out anything worth reading on a little cellphone key pad ... so if you get a response, feel that warm fuzzy feeling inside! If you get a longer response, I'm near an actual keyboard.
And my free time is now up! Off to London Town! |
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I just got back from my first trip to a Fish Spa! Hundreds of hungry little fish swarming around my toes and feet ... I thought I was going to die laughing. The pictures are definitely worth a thousand words! |
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Leaving Asia after quite a few months, now it's on to Europe! First stop: London! I've already made a mental map of all the latex and corset shops :) |
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This website never ceases to shock, sadden, or entertain. On the main log in page where random profiles are highlighted, "someone" decided to pretend they were Sasha Grey. At least take the copyrighted text off it first, for fucks sake. Also, have you ever heard that woman speak? (doms, keep the jokes to yourselves ;) ) She wouldn't spell like that or speak in broken English!
It's no wonder nobody takes anybody seriously on this site. |
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As many of you that have emailed me have noticed, I haven't been on this site in quite some time.
Currently I am overlooking the Imperial Palace in Tokyo. Already it seems like I've been travelling longer than I have, but it doesn't leave much time for logging on to CM!
I will not be back to Portland until the end of the year. Special requests for online domination MAY be able to be arranged, though tribute is still expected. |
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I love it when male dominants mail Me.
Sincerest apologies to the ones that have chatted respectfully to Me, as colleagues in an already small lifestyle, you are not what I'm talking about.
You are buffoons. All I can do is laugh when I get these one liner messages ... all calling Me "Cunt". Really? Are you so alpha male this is all you can come up with? Way to show Me whose boss!
Cunt is not the way to get at Me. It's one of My favorite words ;)
Or maybe they're just trying to tell Me what I already know ... that I'm a horrible bitch that makes them tremble, LOL |
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I have been on collarme for about 4 days now, and I can honestly say it's been pretty exhausting. Thank you for the inundation of messages and scores of you viewing My profile. Most of it has been pretty fun and hot, but here is what I've come to understand in my short while here:
Many of you are severe time wasters. One liners (I already know I'm beautiful....and...??), requests to cyber dominate you (how much fun is that when I can't slap you across the face for misbehaviour?), and all over silly little boy liars. Really, if you have the money to fly me out to god knows where, perhaps you should prove it first and make a pit stop to my wishlist. If you can afford those plane tickets, hotel stay, and car service, you can afford a pair of L.A.M.B. shoes to garner my attention.
And lastly, can any of you morons read? The first lines of my profile state I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYMORE PERSONAL SLAVES! I'm very happy with the ones that serve Me now. They're all very attractive and adoring. For the rest of you, feel free to schedule through the Dungeon. It's not My fault you can't afford or are too scared to formally come to a Mistress, these are really no concerns of Mine.
To the rest of you, thank you for not wasting My time! |
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