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About SaucyMinx
Im not here for you.
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Its about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you're busy, not 2 in the morning when you're lonely. |
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I am so happy in this new chapter of My life!
This week I am being swept away to a romantic hideaway retreat high in the Sierra Nevadas.
When I come back, I expect to be compleeeeetely relaxed and puttified :)
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I Believe Birth
Certificate shows that we were born? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ?? A Death Certificate shows
that we died? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? Pictures show that we
lived!? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this
slowly.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?? That just
because two people argue,? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? it doesn't mean they don't love each
other.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? And just because they don't argue,? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? it doesn't
mean they do love each other.? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? That we don't have to change friends
if? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? we understand that friends change.? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I
Believe...? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt? ? ? ?? ?
? ? ? you every once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.? ? ?? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? That true friendship continues to grow, even
over? ? ? ? ? ?? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?? the longest
distance. Same goes for true love.? ? ? ? ?
? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ?? That you can do something in an instant?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? that
will give you heartache for life.? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?? That it's taking me
a long time? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?? to become the person I want to
be.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? I Believe...? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
That you should always leave loved ones with? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ?? loving words. It may be the last time you see
them.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ?? That you can keep going long after you think you
can't.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? That we are
responsible for what? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?? we do,? no
matter how we feel.? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.?
? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done? ?
? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.?
? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ?? That money is a lousy way of keeping
score.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I
Believe...? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? That my best friend and I can do anything or
nothing and have the best?? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? time.? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? That sometimes the people you expect to kick
you? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? when you're down, will be the ones to
help you get back up.? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be
angry,? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? but that doesn't give me the right to be
cruel.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I
Believe...? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? That maturity has more to do with what types of
experiences you've had?? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? and what you've learned from them and less to
do? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?? with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??
That it isn't always enough, to be forgiven by others.? ?
? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? sometimes, you have to learn to forgive
yourself.? ? ? ? ? ?? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I
Believe...? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? That no matter how bad your heart is broken the
world doesn't stop for?? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? your grief.? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? That our background and
circumstances may have influenced who we are,?? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?? but, we are
responsible for who we become.? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ?? That you shouldn't be so eager to
find? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
out a secret. It could change your life Forever.? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? Two people can look at the exact
same? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? thing and see something totally different.? ?
? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? I Believe...?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? That your life can be changed in
a matter of? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
hours by people who don't even know you.? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? That even when you think you have no more to give,
when? ? ? ? ? ? ?
?? a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength
to help.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? I Believe...? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ?? That credentials on the
wall do not make you a decent human being.? ??
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I
Believe...? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too
soon.?? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? I Believe... ????????????????????????????????????????????? ??
"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of
everything;?? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?? they just make the most of
everything."? ? ? ?
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How To Pill a Cat
Pick up cat and
cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position
right forefinger and thumb on each side of cat's mouth and gently apply
pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens
mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat gently in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, pick up and throw soggy pill away.
Take
new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws
tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth
with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden.
Kneel
on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear
paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly
with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into cat's mouth. Drop pill
down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from
curtain rail, get another pill out of foil wrap. Make note to buy new
ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep up shattered figurines and
vases from hearth and set on one side for gluing later.
Wrap
cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible
from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open
with a pencil and blow into drinking straw.
Check label to
make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take
taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from
carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbor?s
shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door just
enough so that head is showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon.
Flick pill down throat with plastic band.
Fetch screwdriver
from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress
to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw t-shirt
away and fetch new one from bedroom.
Call fire department to
retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed
into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
Tie
cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg
of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill
into mouth followed by a large piece of fillet steak. Hold head
vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Get
spouse to drive you to emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor
stitches fingers and forearms and removes pill from right eye. Call
furniture shop on way home and order new dining table.
Arrange for ASPCA to collect cat and contact local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How To Pill a Dog
Wrap it in bacon.
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Very extrememly malicious and dangerous thieving going on....
WARNING! THIS IS NOT A HOAX
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out
my life in jeans. And then, the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched. One morning, I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted,' look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my?boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
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How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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My new gameplaying passion...
http://www.freerice.com/
You get to feed the hungry while you challenge your brain :)
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Destiny
Sir Edwin Arnold (1832-1904)
Somewhere there waiteth in this world of ours
For one lone soul another lonely soul,
Each choosing each through all the weary hours
And meeting strangely at one sudden goal.
Then blend they, like green leaves with golden flowers,
Into one beautiful and perfect whole;
And life's long night is ended, and the way
Lies open onward to eternal day.
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1.
Fine: This is the word women use to end
an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is
getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm
before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare,
not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is
actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is
one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is
thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got
it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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This was sent to my inbox this morning :) ~~~~~~~ We have a friend who
has a relative in Holland. This
came from their relative. Quite profound...
"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even
bothering to hold an election in America.
On one side, you have a bitch
who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and then you have a lawyer who is
married to a bitch who is a
lawyer.
On the other side, you have a
true war hero married to
a beautiful woman with a huge chest who owns a
beer distributorship.
Where is there a contest
here????
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Reasons to Stop Perving Me:
If you are female (that means the same gender as I AM)
If you are under 5 ft tall
If you are MARRIED
If you are now or ever have lived in the state of Nevada
STOP LOOKING AT MY PROFILE.? I AM STRAIGHT, TAKEN, NOT INTERESTED and THAT IS GROSS.
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The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I
promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and
touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides
and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I
won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker,
mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if
I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue
or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe
fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I
will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low
price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'
sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others.
No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would
hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
I
will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she
asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell
her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy
feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will
ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while
walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing
them.
I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once
per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $15 or $20 and
worth EVERY penny).
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
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~Desiderata~
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and
clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they
are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and
lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your
plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real
possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business
affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you
to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and
everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign
affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all
aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit
to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark
imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be
gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the
trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it
is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and
aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken
dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be
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And On My Eyes Dark Sleep By Night ? Author : Michael Field (1846-1914) ? ? Come, dark-eyed Sleep, thou child of Night,? Give me thy dreams, thy lies;? Lead through the horny portal white? The pleasure day denies.? O bring the kiss I could not take? From lips that would not give;? Bring me the heart I could not break,? The bliss for which I live.? I care not if I slumber blest? By fond delusion; nay,? Put me on Phaon's lips to rest,? And cheat the cruel day!?
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~Keeper Of My Dreams~ ? When you're not here to share my days and nights? My life is so incomplete? For you are my heart, my soul? The ?oneness? I had known to seek? Without you I merely exist from day to day? With you I know that I will find? All that I have been searching for? My completeness, my eternal peace of mind? You are the keeper of my dreams? The man who holds my heart in his hands? The one I want to spend my life with? The one with whom I will always stand? Stand beside through thick and thin? Through all that life will throw our way? Knowing that this special love we share? Will guide us, each and every day? This journey was started long ago? Before this time and place? The journey of completeness? As two hearts and souls embrace? Forever is what I want with you? For the search is at an end? Our hearts have found each other? As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends.? - Denise Mangano -?
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A Love For All Time Breathless kisses? Burning touches? Soft-spoken words of love? Urgently spoken words of passion.? A man and a woman? One complete love? Since time began? Predestined to be as one.? We've been together before? In other lifetimes? We've fought dragons? And have been torn from each others arms? Yet our love prevailed.? We've walked on this earth many times together? Perhaps for a moment? Perhaps for years? But our heart is one heart? And we were meant to be.? So when our time on earth? Once again comes to a close? Have no worries my dear? For we will find each other again? And again? And again.? For our love is ageless? Eternal? A love for all time.? - Dawn Choike -??
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A White Rose ? The red rose whispers of passion,? And the white rose breathes of love;? O, the red rose is a falcon,? And the white rose is a dove.? But I send you a cream-white rosebud? With a flush on its petal tips;? For the love that is purest and sweetest? Has a kiss of desire on the lips.? - J B O'Reilly (1844-1890) -? ? |
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