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"That string of Likker store holdups out in West Texas wasn't me"
Alright so I am a Pirate.
I am also a Musician/Balladier.
Looking for a submissive "Piratess" to do arty "Pirate" activties.
"Yo-Ho",
Ravendancer |
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Some people have no sense of humor at all,must be a sad state to be in. |
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Goddamn!
Talk about a bunch'a picky bitches,can you imagine the expense of just how much ammunition I would have to expend robbin' four to five Likker stores a day just to keep these whores in nylons!
Hell not to mention lipstick and nail polish.I went to loadin' my own years ago but the price of gunpowder and lead has skyrockited in the last five years.
I'm workin' my ass off here,not to mention I git shot at all the time.
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"I can see in the dark"
I can see in the dark,
I know of your sins,
I will send you to the lower Parts,
I can see in the dark.
There is no place on Earth,
That thee may hide,
For I will come for thee,
I can see in the dark.
For every drop of blood you have shed,
I will drain you,
'Till with the earthen worms you have fed,
I can see in the dark.
You will be shewn the same measure of mercy,
That you have shewn others,
You will be in the company of Pain and Hate,
For I can see in the dark.
'Nere again shall you cause grief,
I'm about to pull your teeth,
And send you to the lower Parts,
For I can see,In the dark.
For Gillian,
Rest in Peace Sweetheart.
Ravendancer;Captain;L.S.S."VENGEANCE"
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Well,
Captain Kennedy is in the burn unit at Parkland Hospital in Dallas Texas.He has a 40% chance of survival.
I on the other hand was fortunate enough to be in the Lavoratory when Captain Kennedy touched the first drop.
Had He waited on me to be present,I am confident I would be with him in the hospital.I was blown fourty feet from the base of the commode yet only sustained minor cuts and bruises and dislocations.
I believe the mixture of Absynthe and Tequila to be proper,yet the addition of Whiskey and Gunpowder may have been slightly of the wrong judgement and measure.
As by this letter,you may have gathered we have yet to turn Lead into Gold.
You would be correct in that gathering.
Fortunately,there was no loss of life in our last endevour , and as soon as Captain Kennedy is released from the Hospital,we vow to continue our research.
Gracefully,
Ravendancer;Captain;L.S.S."VENGEANCE" |
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"Absynth,Tequila,Whiskey'n Gunpowder "
Those of you who know me are well aware of the fact that I have come nigh to "Rid the world of my shadow" in my thus far failed attempts to turn lead into gold.{ though some of my attempts have been rather"Brilliant", in other words the shit exploded,I still retain all limbs I was born with,thank you very much }.
Though I have yet to achieve said goal,I shall not retire from my efforts.
With the help of my freind and colleague Captain Kennedy we have derived a new concoction of "Absynthe,Tequila,Whiskey'n Gunpowder" that shall either turn lead into gold or us into smoke.
These well thought out yet highly dangerous experiments should not be attempted in any structure within twenty miles of any abode
containing Men,Women,Children or animals.
Should we fail,the results of our experiment
will be able to be seen and heard for miles,
That should deter others from such an attempt.
No thanks or praise is needed,
Our endeavor is our gift to humanity.
Gracefully yours,
Ravendancer;Captain;L.S.S."VENGEANCE" |
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Just watched the Oprah Whinfrey { No,I am not a "Oprah" kinda guy } program with the Parents of missing child Madeliene Mccann.
Absolutely heartrending.
I have no shame in admitting I openly wept.
Go to Findmadeleine.com
My heart,hopes and prayers { yes Pirates pray } go out to this family and thier little girl.
May God have mercy on the scumbag that took little Madeleine,for if I could get my hands on him,I would have "None"!
Ravendancer;Captain;L.S.S."VENGEANCE" |
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Hello Lads and Lass's,
I have recently battled with and overcome a hard case'O The "Bubblin' Scours".
{ To those of you not familiar with the affliction,it is not an STD,it is brought on by too many peppers,too little sleep, the smell of Gunpowder and cordite and too much induldgence of Absynthe and Whiskey} Those of the "Pirate" sort will have knowledge of this trepidation.
Now then,
Having fought and defeated the above said affliction, I am happily back to A'Plunderin', Ana"Pillagin"!
Many Ballads are rendered from such activity and are all honorably won and testified to.
Beware the L.S.S."VENGEANCE"
"Yo-Ho",
Ravendancer |
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