http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDoDyk_9Blc&feature=related

a man was at his friends house playing cards. while playing he drops a few cards, as he reached under the table he notices his friends wife is not wearing any panties. so later when hes in the kitchen his friends wife walks in. she says i know you saw me under the table. yes i did he said. she says if you wanna fuck cum see me tomarrow and bring 500 dollars. so the next day he shows up with the money and they have sex. later in the day when the husband comes home and asks his wife if his friend had stopped by. thinking she was cought, she says, yes why dear? and he says, cause he came by my work today asking to borrow 500 dollars, and that he would leave it here by the time i got home.

so a wife in labor is in a lot of pain. she is screeming "i want the drugs, give me the drugs". then she looks at her husband and says "this is all your fault, you did this to me". so the husband replies "if you remember correctly i wanted to do it in the ass but you said it would hurt too much".