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I AM SUPERDOM ("Boy I wanna kiss myself").
I am the most experienced, the best, DOM, MASTER, SIR, PAIN GIVER, in the world. I am also extremely handsome and wealthy with 50 years experience in the lifestyle. I am alpha male, you may remember me from films such as "Gorillas in the Mist" or "Planet of the Apes". I have my own dungeon, but B & Q like to call it a shed. I have my own equipment, I went to a builders merchants and bought some rope. I make my own canes, from ones I bought at a garden centre. I also make my own floggers etc, because I don't have the bravery to walk into a professional shop where I can buy them. I am an expert in BDSM photography and look for models, because I can then take the photos down the pub and brag about how many women I have shagged. I will humiliate you and make you cry, because I was bullied at school and did not know how to fight back. I am known on the circuits of every country in the world, in fact I created them. I have a massive cock that will give you the perfect mixture of pain and pleasure. I am an expert in all forms of BDSM, how I love the information you can find on the internet. I will be in your head and control you, because all slaves are stupid and cannot think for themselves. I will dehumanize you because Battersea dog's home said I was not fit to own a dog. I will expect you to meet me after a few messages, because it is very safe to meet a strange man from the internet. I will also show photos of all my previous subs, holding a piece of paper with my name on it, although you won't see me in the photos, because i wasn't actually there, she just sent it over the internet. I will also have hundreds of female friends in my list, because I am so wonderful. I have a high profile job so I cannot show my face here, but I will expect you to show your face, because your job is not important. I will call you slave or sub in my first message because i am arrogant enough to think you will enjoy me calling you this. I want TPE, because I got arrested for kerb crawling last time I looked for a prostitute and I cannot find a rubber doll that looks real. I will respect your limits, but I will also push your limits, because if I am sincere I have no respect at all for your limits. I am skilled in orgasm denial because I do not know or care what a woman needs. I will train you online first, because I have no intention of meeting you and the wife is downstairs. I promise you a safe and secure environment, I have smoke alarms so the house will not burn down, and I have locks on all the doors and windows to stop you from escaping. I love public exhibitionism, because I want the world to know that I am attractive to at least one woman. I am an expert in hypnotism, because my dealer cannot get his hands on any rohypnol at the moment. I will also expect you to be my domestic slave, so it would be good if you could dress as a Polish cleaner. I like a 1950's household because I can't be bothered to drive to IKEA and buy new furniture. I love lactation, because every time I go to Asda they have run out of Cow and Gate. I love munches but doesn't everybody after smoking an eighth of super skunk. Eye contact restriction and masks are a must, because you will forget how ugly I am and imagine that I look like Brad Pitt. Speech restriction will also be observed because I am so up my own arse, that I won't listen to what you say anyway, so why waste your breath. Pet play is a must. You will be my pet goat, I will put a bell round your neck, we will relocate to my villa in Greek islands and every day I will herd you down to the nearest Olive grove. Dilation is also interesting to me, because expansion of the cervix is used during childbirth and women take so much pleasure when they give birth and enjoy the pain. But it has nothing to do with the mental excitement of creating a miracle, they just love the sexual side of giving birth. Soon I will have photos of me standing on the back of my new yacht, I am so pleased the Greeks have improved their fleet of ferries. We will not use a safe word, we will use a safe sentence agreed by me "yes sir, I will do all that you ask". I will use words such as c**t, because I am schoolboy who just learnt naughty word. I am also full of bullshit and very much a piss taker out of all the idiot men on this website.

The rest of this is the truth.
I love to talk with people here and who knows. I am not an expert, because nobody is an expert. Each person is an individual. You can only be an expert with the person you are with. Happy to give advice to anybody, so do not be afraid to write. i will not think that you want me, if you write. I am not a Master or a Dom. I will be your mentor, your guru or your Owner. Not even sure why I am here. I love the psychology behind this scene, so I guess that must be the reason. If I meet someone and we become friends, great. If I don't meet anybody, well I haven't lost anything. I do not get off on online sex, but I am happy to talk about all. Don't know why I am telling anybody this, but I speak some Russian, French and Greek. P.S. I rarely make first contact.
11/7/2014 5:42:32 AM
ON A TOTALLY SERIOUS NOTE:- A WARNING FOR WOMEN ON HOW TO INTERPRET THE PROFILES ON CS AND WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR.

Without wishing to appear arrogant, after over 4 years on this website, and having spoken to many women, this is intended as a rough guide on how to read into male profiles on this website. This is an objective opinion and is not intended to cause offence. Naturally, I am expecting some abusive messages, but those will be only from people who fit into the deions below.
Before I write my observations I would like to point out a few things about BDSM. BDSM is no longer some taboo/secretive practice. Whether this is due to the popularity of "50 Shades", the internet, the permissiveness of modern day society or whatever is debatable. The fact of the matter is that most couples practice some kind of kinky sex whether it will be light bondage, light playful spanking or whatever. I am not denying the existence of serious BDSM "scene", play session people who take BDSM as a totally serious pursuit, or hobby. I am aiming at the high percentage of people on CS who are not "scene people". I do not know one of my friends or past girlfriends who has not engaged in some kind of kinky sex. It is no longer embarassing for anybody to walk into Anne Summers/Harmony et al in order to buy a vibrator or a pair of handcuffs etc. I accept that that may not be considered true BDSM, or it may not be considered BDSM at all. The point I am making is that we should not get carried away with the fact that BDSM is some unseen, closed doors pursuit that is still considered taboo or "naughty". BDSM is a broad acronym that allows for many aspects of kinky sex. Some people on CS only like spanking/CP, but does that mean that they are not truly into BDSM? The bottom line is this- BDSM is different forms of 100% consensual kinky sex on different levels and extremes, and no person has the right to criticise another persons' form of BDSM, unless of course it is illegal and abusive.

1. MEN WITH DUAL/VARIOUS LOCATIONS-  Men will give many excuses for why they have placed this on their profiles. The reality is somewhat different to the stories they tell. You can safely assume that such men are one of the following:- 1. Very likely married, so the extra location is where they will meet you (probably in a hotel) to avoid being found out. 2. Potential sex offenders. They will say that when they visit your location they can meet you. This allows them the opportunity to abuse you etc. before returning to where they really live and the chances of you finding them are very slim. 3. Desperate men who will travel anywhere just to get sex. You have to ask yourself why they would need to travel so far just for sex.
In summary, often these men will say they travel a lot for work or between two places. Either CS has a very high percentage of men travelling for work or they are total liars. In the real world only a very small percentage of people do a lot of travelling for work. The other thing to consider is the amount of time they spend on the internet, which is not logical when you consider how much travelling they would have to do.
2. MEN WHO ASK FOR, OR PROMISE, DISCRETION- This is so obvious I hardly need to explain it. By promising you discretion, they are protecting themselves. It means you will also be expected to give them discretion. I.E. they are married or have a partner. BDSM is not some taboo practice as many on CS would claim. In fact most "scene" BDSM practitioners are openly proud of what they do. Any man (apparently dominant) who says he would not like his friends to know what he is doing is a total liar.
3. MEN WHO CLAIM TO BE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT- Unless you wish to constantly spend your time arguing over the most trivial topics, then steer well clear of these people. They are always arrogant, self-opinionated and judgemental. They have to be correct all of the time. They have already stated, repeated and reiterated a thousand times that they are intelligent, so anything you counter them with will be dismissed due to your lower intelligence. Beware also of men who appear to have swallowed a Thesaurus. They will use long/obscure words in an attempt to portray some higher intelligence. This is a BDSM website not some debating society at Oxbridge.
4. MEN WITH RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME/MUSCULAR PROFILE PHOTOS- Always beware of these men. Anybody can steal/copy photos from numerous websites. Always use a reverse image search website (there are many on th net) to verify their photo source. Of course, not all photos can be traced this way, but it is surprising how many people on CS place photos of other people. The salient point is this, if a man is so ridiculously handsome, then why would he use the internet to find a partner. Any excuses that it is hard to find kinky people is totall bullshit. If they are genuine, then they are likely to be players, or they are likely to be perverts with kinks that only the insane would engage in.
5. MEN WHO SAY THAT THEY HAVE A HIGH PROFILE JOB- These men will say they need anonymity etc. What bullshit. The odds on somebody they work with discovering them on CS is virtually nil. And, what would happen if a work colleague found their profile on here? F... all. That person could hardly say "I found your profile on CS", when you have the perfect counter argument that they are also using CS. Any man who says this needs to be given a wide berth.
6. MEN WHO CLAIM TO BE WEALTHY ETC.- This is the biggest load of bullshit there is. Men with such wealth would not use the internet to find a partner. Firstly,most wealthy men have little time for wasting on CS when it is established that finding a partner here is very slim anyway. These men are likely to be married if their claims to wealth are true. If they are genuinely single, then their claim to be wealthy is nothing more than a carrot to lure you in.
7. MEN WHO HAVE PHOTOS OF TABLES FULL OF SEX TOYS- They do this in an attempt to portray themselves as very experienced. This is so sad it is unbelievable. With online shopping any sad loser with a little extra money can buy sex toys with total anonymity. There is also the high probability that these men will not place a photo of themselves because they are married or pig-ugly. And what sort of man would show to a potential partner such a collection. Any woman worth her salt would expect to have a new sex toy bought for her. What woman wants a sex toy that has been used on somebody else? It is not as if sex toys are expensive. I think I need say no more about these sad losers.
8. MEN WHO REPEATEDLY SAY THEY ARE DOMINANT/NATURALLY DOMINANT- These men are either insecure, bullies, totally inexperienced or plain arseholes. There should be no need to ever repeat that they are dominant. The whole nature of CS, where you state your orientation at the top of your profile says what you are, and negates the need to reiterate this. Any man who bangs on about his dominance knows nothing about being dominant at all. He is more likely to be an insecure, domineering bully.
8a. MEN WHO KEEP USING THE WORD DOMINANT- Are married. Also men who keep asking for "a sub", "my sub", "subs", they are married or in a relationship. Single men do not pepper their profiles with "sub" and "dom", this is a BDSM site and you tick on your profile which you are and which you want, then you don't need to refer to it, the people will come to you. Where a man keeps referring to it, he is justifying to himself that being married is alright because he is not looking for a girlfriend or lover or wife, he is looking for a ~"sub", such men talk about "bdsm unfaithful" to their wives as though that makes it alright. Just as they talk about "subs" they refer to themselves as "doms", it is because they have nothing else to offer, they aren't a man who can offer you a real relationship, real men write profiles that don't say "dom" and "sub" all the way through.
9. MEN WITH RAPE-PLAY/FACE SLAPPING ETC. IN THEIR PROFILE- this speaks for itself. Those activities are reenacted in play sessions, but under very safe conditions. Men on CS fantasizing about such things are likely to be abusers. Scene people would never place those things on their profile because they are quite extreme. Even if it is something you enjoy, there is a need to establish a trusting relationship first, before even mentioning such fantasies. My one piece of advice is this- Be very wary of such men.
10. MEN WHO CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT FAKES IN THEIR JOURNALS- Granted, yes, there are many fake female profiles on CS, and some male profiles. Why are these men complaining about it? Everybody knows about it, and any sensible person would ignore it. You have to ask yourself why they complain about it. Possibly because they are total jerks who keep getting rejected. They may also do this in a subtle attempt to convince you to prove that you are real. Internet advice for women always states that the woman should always dictate the pace at which any online relationship develops, and should never be bullied into moving things forward. Remember, also, it is easy to say somebody is a fake just because they rejected another person.
11. MEN WHO WANT YOU TO MOVE TO IM/WEBCAM STRAIGhT AWAY- There is no need for any woman to do this. You would not do this with a person you met in the pub for five minutes, so why should you do it here? These men do this because they are afraid that you will find somebody better than them. They are trying to isolate you from CS, in the hope that you will focus totally on them. As with point 10, only move to IM when you feel comfortable doing it, never allow an insecure man to bully you into doing it before you are ready.
12. MEN WHO WANT THE WOMAN TO CONTACT THEM FIRST- FFS, these are meant to be dominant men, which in turn should mean that they are confident. These are probably the most insecure, egoistical men there are. It does not matter if this is 1890 or 2014, it is still a given that men should make the first move. If a so called dominant man cannot write to a woman first, then I would suggest he is no more dominant than an earthworm.
13. MEN WITH NO PROFILE BECAUSE OF "THE FAKES ON HERE".- They are always fake, or hiding something. You have a profile because you are genuine, to imply you have no profile because of what others do or why they do it is bizarre, it doesn't affect you, so you should have a profile. If they tell you why they don't have a profile, i.e., everybody on here is fake, they are actually telling you they are fake.
14. MEN WHO CLAIM TO HAVE MET NUMEROUS/MULTIPLE SUBS FROM THIS WEBSITE- As any regular user of CS will confirm the ratio of men to women is probably around the 50 to 1 mark. Given also the location of users, the chances of any person finding somebody local to them is even slimmer. As with all online dating sites, CS is a lottery, and given that the number of people using CS is ridiculously low compared to main stream dating sites then it becomes even more of a lottery. Any man claiming to have met several subs from CS is a total bullshitter. The reasons for making such claims are a) To convince you that he is such a wonderful catch so you better snap him up quickly, b) An insecure twat, who is living in a fantasy world to massage his ego (see f...b..k for similar types of people), c) Married or a player, using subversive psychology in an attempt to instigate arapid sexual encounter with no intention of anything long term.
15. MEN WHO CLAIM TO LIVE IN, OR WANT, POLY HOUSEHOLDS- This is in the realms of fantasy that outstrips Starwars, Buck Rogers or any similar sci-fi fiction. I invite anybody to walk around their local neighbourhood or town on a regular basis and observe how many men are living with more than one woman (students and flat shares excepted). It is absolute nonsense, and is probably a ploy used by married men. They have their wife (probably non-kink) and will say she is "number one subbie" or "domme partner". The ploy is that, the subbie will be invited to meet for consideration, away from the "poly household", and the subbie will then need to prove herself to the "dom" first, before he can take her to meet his other "sub"/"domme partner".
N.B. I am not disputing the possibility that a minority of "BDSM scene" people may live in "Poly households", but the sheer numbers of "doms" claiming to want this on CS is b..l.c.s.
16. MEN WHO SEEK WOMEN ALREADY MARRIED- You can be almost 100% certain that they themselves are married/in a relationship. They offer the "sub" an escape from her boring "vanilla" life, in the safe knowledge that she would never be able to commit to anything long term. The subtle ploy here is that they will also be searching for single women, and will say that there are so few married women on CS. But they have the fall-back excuse of saying that deep down they are turned on by married women. Total nonsense.


A few other tips to watch out for. Watch the times that some men are on this website. If a man is rarely on CS in the evening but is often on after 11pm, you can be fairly certain that they are either married or in a relationship. The fact that it is late at night should tell you that their other half has gone to bed. 
11/5/2014 3:40:53 PM
SUPERDOMS FURTHER GUIDE TO MEANINGS OF PROFILEWORDS. Pt.6
Probably the best profile entry ever in the history of collarme/space-


If you have read 50 shades of grey and love that book then i guess you step my way as i have been described to act like him by many subs in the past-Seeing as 50 shades was written in 2011 this guy must be some amazing stud to have been described by MANY subs in the past. MANY? And now he is using collarspace?

Although I am happy to hear from all ages, I am looking for a more mature sub that can also afford to look after there Master, enjoy being able to enjoy treating there daddy to treats and cultured nights out such as at the theatre …= I need somebody with the smallest amount of culture to teach me how to spell "their" because I go it wrong on two occasions. 

 here's me:- Confident Charismatic Charming Handsome Assured Passionate in life Composed Self driven Clever Inspirational Smartly dressed Funny Influential  = Yeah!!! That's why I have been on CS every night for the last 4 years.


I do think that imagination and a mental connection is probably one of the most important things and should always be enjoyed as part of a slaves use, abuse and humiliation = I am a clueless twat who thinks that all women want to be abused and humiliated. In other words, all I know about BDSM is what I have read on the internet.



11/2/2014 1:23:58 PM: This naughty girl knows how to suck cock and admits she loves cum never wastes it!!! http://xhamster.com/movies/3343292/amazing_girl_does_a_deepthroat_to_remember.html _______________________________  =Even though I have stated my age as 38, I am a 14 year old who has just watched his first porn film. 

I truly believe that giving Me oral goes beyond all other forms of obedience and subservience. Read on.....  = I have never had oral sex before, in fact I have probably never had any sex before.

11/4/2014 8:04:20 AM
SUPERDOMS' GUIDE FOR LESSER DOMS (THE REST OF YOU) ON HOW TO USE YOUR PROFILE ON HERE FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS

First, we (meaning I will tell) will discuss the general rules for all "doms" when studying, and writing to, potential victims (sorry I meant subs).
1. Always assume that the subs are desperate women who want to submit because of their low self esteem.
2. Always assume that somewhere in their past they have suffered a traumatic experience, or even possibly abuse. Actively try to encourage them to talk about these issues (they will think you are a caring man rather than the reality which is that you are the man who is going to use this information in the future to manipulate them). In cases of abused women, make sure you get them to open up about it, as it will tell you how much you can also abuse them in the future.
3. Always try and preach to them as if you are the oracle claiming that "the dom always knows best".
4. Remember to keep repeating that you are a "dominant", or talk about how all of your friends (probably imaginary friends) listen to you and you are the leader of the pack.
5. Try and engage them in sexual conversations at an early stage. This has beneficial effects. It allows you to get off on online thrills, so even if she does not want you, at least you got a free wank out of it.
6. If she does not agree with your ideas or in fact any of your self-opinionated babbling, then call her a fake. At least in your deluded world you will belive you have gained some kind of egotistical victory.



For single "doms"- First you must remember that you will never be in the same league as SUPERDOM. Claim that you have been in the lifestyle since you reached puberty. Whilst totally unrealistic, most "doms" assume that all women who name themselves "sub" are too stupid to know that. Say that you are disappointed that your past girlfriend (always use girlfriend as women do not want the possibility of kiddies from previous failed marriages) did not enjoy kinky sex to your level of depravity. Be careful not to use any copied sentences from the websites where you have read all about this. Place a link to a porn film on xhamster showing a "subbie" undergoing all types of abuse and domination from a "dom". Remember you are convinced, deludedly, that it happens in real life and these actresses and actors actually enjoy the bdsm rather than the money they get paid. This in turn will, but probably won't, convince any potential "sub" that you are experienced. Please remember, that the vast majority of women on here are also likely to think that you are a virgin who has spent his life wanking to online porn. Claim to be in a job where you have some authority (being in control of the office photocopier, or tea machine, does not count) as this will help to reinforce any perceptions of your dominance. Also state that you are into companionship and are looking for a friend to enjoy "vanilla" things as well. This tactic will show that you are looking for more than a quick shag (Don't worry the stupid "subbies" won't realize that you could not find success on main stream dating sites and this is your last resort).


For married "doms"- The most important thing is to emphasize that you are looking for D/s. All married "doms" must insist on this, as no single woman in her right mind would want a man who is married when there are so many single men available. Use loads of BDSM terminology to show how experienced you are (don't worry the stupid "subs" won't pick up on the fact that you have spent hours on your computer learning about BDSM because the wife has control of the remote). Always say that you travel for work- this allows you to be nowhere near anybody who knows you and negates the chances of you being caught out. State that trust is one of the most important things in BDSM- this means the "sub" cannot dispute anything you tell her as you can reiterate the importance of trust. Say that you are looking for ltr (never say relationship or girlfriend) but you like to take things slowly- gives you a great excuse when the wife orders you to put up some shelves or similar. Say you are looking for 24/7 TPE- this will lull the unsuspecting "sub" into a false sense of security as she will not be able to imagine how you could be married if you want something 24/7.
11/4/2014 5:33:56 AM
SUPERDOMS FURTHER GUIDE TO MEANINGS OF PROFILEWORDS. Pt.5


Having worked in shipping for many years then finished of my working life driving HGV's I have a colorful kinky side to me.-  (Means)Yeah!!!! Because working in shipping and driving HGVs is the only way to be kinky................



I am a dom, a wordsmith and a gentleman. Why do I get profiles of other males and male doms thrown out me?  -(means)- I am not a wordsmith.



11/1/2014 7:14:44 PM: Why some women think man re stupid?And some women think that all man use only the bottom head?Don't lie to me! Is the fast way to you to loose your one life oportunity!PS - I scan all photos on google so do not bother sent me internet pictures. I prefer you didn't sent me anything! - (Means) Probably because dickheads like this can't string a coherent sentence together.



Looking for Tpe 24/7/365 with younger slave where I control every aspect of your life

 Into body mods and micro-management and particularly interested in building my own shemale- (Means)- On my day release from the local nuthouse, I found an internet cafe and joined this website.



 Daddy is also in need of a domestic/maid to carry out household duties. Honest reliable Applicants welcome.- (Means)- I mistook this site for an employment website as I could not find PolishCleaners in the telephone directory, and I am a lazy twat who can't plug in the vacuum cleaner.

I would prefer my sub to be not too experienced. - (Means)- I have no idea about what I want to do other than what I have read on the internet or seen on xhamster, so you will not notice that I am inexperienced.

11/2/2014 8:49:26 AM
SUPERDOMS FURTHER GUIDE TO MEANINGS OF PROFILEWORDS. Pt.4




I am a very kinky male DOM , who lives to dominate =How many times in one sentence can I state the bleeding obvious.


i live in a place overlooking the sea, never married and no kids and work from home.= I am a lighthouse keeper.


PS  I can provide very good references in the interests of safety= I've got some equally bored mates who are willing to write some fake references.


Experienced, calm, mature, dominant male that dislikes the tags that surrounds the world of BDSM.= I hate the tags but I thought I would use them anyway.


Seeking a young female slave who wishes to serve an older experienced Master. Ideally you will be in your 20's or 30's. (60 year old male)= I am totally deluded.


sense of humour a must!= You will need a senses of humour to be seen in public with me.


 who will happily play over the course of hours or days= I have an endless supply of cocaine and pro plus so we won't need to sleep.

Looking for a submissive female who enjoys being a submissive...= I love to state the bleeding obvious. 

life should be like it was in the 50 s     when a slap was not   seen as abuse   but just taken = My last partner ended up in a shelter for victims of domestic violence.



I have a life-long passion for bondage, fetish (leather, etc.) and control. I have been into this all my life. = When I say life-long, I mean that my mummy used to put leather reins on me ubtil I was 10 years old.



happy to meet first in public coffee or lunch travel due to work so please message. l am tall slim clean well dressed travel due to work. Have a present week= I have absolutely no grasp of English grammar, so I just picked a load of random words and stuck them together.
10/27/2014 5:30:48 PM
SUPERDOMS FURTHER GUIDE TO MEANINGS OF PROFILEWORDS. Pt.3

If new to collarme and especially to bdsm, and find all the terminology intimidating or wonder how pain can ever�be pleasurable etc, then you may find this website of use.

(website name hidden by SUPERDOM) = I found this website in between bouts of wanking over Princess Leia, and thought I would make out that I am an expert on BDSM, whereas if the truth be known, I only know what I have read on the internet. 

Experienced single lifestyle Dom. = My lifestyle is masturbating to BDSM porn films on the internet all day long.


Married London man seeks a special lady, his lady. = I forgot that I told my wife that she was my special lady before I married her.



Things are fluctuating a bit at the minute. Recently separated and soon hope to be in a position to feel confident enough to find my little miss right.= I am so insecure after my ex left me for another jerk, that I want you to feel sorry for me by massaging my ego.


I am a normal guy. I like normal things, hanging around with friends, getting drinknig and socailising with friends at the weekends, i love life and like to live life with and without boundaries.= I am a complete twat who can't string a coherent sentence together.



Always interested in females into extreme sessions= I am unemployed so i have all day and night to watch internet porn.


It is important to be careful who to spend time with on this site.= Avoid me at all costs if you value your life and sanity.


I have wasted a lot of time on ... let's say, less than genuine people on this site over the years so it is rare for me to message anyone. = Nobody wants me, no matter how hard I try.


If I view your full profile then you can mail me if you want= I haven't got the balls to make the first move, because I am afraid of rejection......yet again.


10/26/2014 8:43:09 AM
This is how a Collarspace jerk thinks- 'Woman. Submissive (means she will do all as I tell her without complaint). Gotta to be sad and lonely because she is using the internet to find a man (i.e. Desperate). She is desperate so she won't mind that I am an ugly fucker with absolutely no social skills. BDSM is all about sex, so she will spread her legs easily. Her last guy was an arsehole, so she won't mind me being an arsehole as long as I am not as big an arsehole as he was. She must have had bad experiences in her life, so any bad experiences she gets from me, she will be used to it"..
10/22/2014 4:45:29 PM
SUPERDOMS FURTHER GUIDE TO MEANINGS OF PROFILE WORDS. Pt.2
I want a pain slut= I actually want to hurt you. I am not talking about pleasurable pain for you, I actually want to beat you black and blue.

"Submission is giving Him the power to destroy me and trusting he won't" =
You will trust me not to destroy you, but in reality, i couldn't give a f..k if I destroy you or not.

Looking for a willing, adventurous, but strong minded sub who is willing to push their limits but who isn't afraid of being disciplined if they misbehave.= In simple words, I will beat the fuck out of you if you don't do as I say.

I have a female slave who may, or may not, accompany me= I don't have a slave, but I want to lure you into a false sense of security and safety.

I am intelliegnt= I am of average intelligence, i simply think that any woman who is a sub is stupid and she will believe anything I say because I tell her I am intelligent.

I am not bothered about age, size, colour or creed.=  I am a 52 year old virgin, who will take anything as even prostitutes refuse to have sex with me.

Well I am not new to BDSM just been away for a bit, but now i am Back.= I lost my internet connection for a few weeks and I couldn't log on to xhamster and watch porno films.

My likes/loves are also not written in stone and I am quite happy to compromise...= I will do anything for a bit of pussy.


Strict Dom Daddy Looking For His Special LilGirl, Do you want to be Daddies LilGirl ?

 

!! PLEASE ONLY GENUINE LIL'GIRLS WHO ACTUALY WANT TO MEET THEIR DADDY !! = I have kiddy fiddler tendencies.


I am perfectly professional and respectable looking in public and a complete perve behind closed doors.= Not yet known to the police because all of my previous women were to afraid to report me for domestic abuse.

I will watch you and learn things about you that you do not know, and that I cannot explain.= I cannot explain it because it is all bollocks. What I really mean is that I will tell you what I want you to think you are, not what you genuinely are, because I am not interested in what you genuinely are.


My personal information is private due to a sensitive job position, however, I am more than willing to share once trust has been built.= I am married


Well Hello there, I am a newly divorced Dom looking to find a sub or slave to serve and please me after being in a vanilla marriage (29 year old).+ My wife fucked off because i am a total jerk, and because I am heartbroken I am looking for a woman to take all of my frustrations out on.


Sorry to disappoint anyone who doesn't fit but tired of having to deal with those hoping for my touch but cannot arouse my passion and protection.= I am so deluded that I believe it was myself who was rejecting women, whereas in reality it was all women who were rejecting me.


 looking for new friends to gain experince= Still trying to lose my virginity ate the age of 41



***Mentor to Sw......e and Daddy to the awesome A........e***= I am a sad lonley twat who ha also created two fake femaie profiles in some vain attemot to make me seem attractive.

I give a trial for the living in position= I will tell any woman unfortunate enough to fall for this, that she has failed, but at least I may get a shag out of it.
9/23/2014 4:07:17 PM
SUPERDOMS FURTHER GUIDE TO MEANINGS OF PROFILE WORDS.


I am tactile- I have waited so long to be near a woman (in fact I have never touched a woman), that I will never stop touching your body to make up for all of those lost years when I was sitting behind the computer instead of getting out into the real world.

I am mature but young minded-I am a deluded old man who thinks that by writing this some nubile young lady will want to snuggle up to my wrinkled old body.

I write erotic stories- I can't find a woman to even look at me, so I spend all my time making up little fantasies in my head and then thinking that it is what happens in the real world.

I am into head shaving- I want you to look so unattractive to other men, that there is no chance of you ditching me for somebody better, as has happened with all my previous relationships.

I am unshockable- I have watched so much depraved porn that nothing fazes me, even though I have never done any of it for real.
9/3/2014 4:20:16 PM
 extract from 'The definitive guide to BDSM' by SUPERDOM.



Daddy doms- These men have long been known as some of the most mentally disturbed excuses for men in the world of anything, let alone BDSM. Usually a little overweight, OK, a lot overweight. More than likely they did not lose their virginity until they were 40, and that was with a prostitute on a mates' stag weekend. They still harbour memories of that girl they were in love with in 6th form college, but they never had the balls to speak to. They are filled with angst about the fact that they have never slept with a woman under 40 unless they had to pay for it. They fall silent when their mates talk about past sexual exploits. They do not even know what a tight pussy looks like as they have ever only slept with prostitutes or watched porno films. Their delusions really come to the fore when they use online fetish websites. They imagine that some beautiful slim 18 year old will want to rest her fluffy head on his fat sweaty stomach and say things like "Thank you daddy for making me feel safe". The dangerous thing about these beings (they are not men), is that they become so consmed by their insatiable fantasy is that they are only one step away from turning into fully fledged kiddy-fiddlers. There are hordes of these men to be found in Thailand every year, telling the wife that they are going on a boys' holiday to Magaluf, or actually going on a boys' holiday to Magaluf where they can sit on the beach ogling young British girls getting pissed, and sleeping with every Spanish waiter named Pedro.
9/3/2014 2:53:19 PM
SUPERDOM ANOUNCEMENT

UOS is now open.
The UNIVERSITY of SUPERDOM is now open for business and invites students (i.e. slaves, subs, wannabee slaves and subs between the ages of 18 and 40) to apply for places.
There are two courses available. 1. Ultimate slave to SUPERDOM 2. Stand-by slave to SUPERDOM (which is basically the same thing).
There is no fee, but donations are always welcome (no woman has ever refused to donate something to SUPERDOM). After you have applied, and been initially accepted, you will be required to sit an entrance exam. All questions are multiple choice and below are some sample questions taken from the actual exam.
Q1. Who is the greatest and most horny dom to have ever existed?
       a. SUPERDOM
       b. SUPERDOM
       c. I don't know

Q4.  If SUPERDOM met you in the street and looked you in the eye without speaking, what would you do?
       a. Feel like the luckiest slave in the world.
       b. Go home and have a shower and wait for superdom to arrive.
       c. Have an instant orgasm.

Q5.  You are a young woman (over 18) who has only ever had normal sex (SUPERDOM will not use the word 'vanilla'). You have often dreamed about being taken and abused by a special man. Now you know of the existence of SUPERDOM and his superhuman abilities, which man do you dream of abusing you.
       a. Your dentist, but not sexually.
       b. One of the geeky twats on CS who is clearly a virgin.
       c. SUPERDOM

Q6. If you could use one sentence that describes USA which would it be.
        a. A country with no history which goes around the world bullying third world
            countrie for no logical or rational reason othet than securing more oil.
        b. A big land mass inhabited by fat, lazy, insular and ignorant slobs.
        c. The country that SUPERDOM will one day conquer (when he can be
            bothered) expelling all the men and shagging the 5% of half decent women
            who don't have annoying accents.

Due to expectations of overwhelming demand, please be patient in waiting for your replies to your applications.
SUPERDOM cannot be held responsible for your broken hearts once you have been used and abused. Just be grateful you got the chance to study under him. The only degree you will receive is that of a cup full of SUPERDOMS testosterone filled sperm.
12/3/2013 8:55:50 AM

SUPERDOMS TRAVELS DAY 3....

 

AFTER TRAVELLING THROUGH THE VANILLA FIELDS OF HOLLAND (THE LAND IS SO FLAT) I FINALLY ARRIVED IN THE "SEX CAPITAL" OF EUROPE, AMSTERDAM. DID YOU KNOW THAT AMSTERDAM WAS NAMED AFTER A PET I OWNED? NO, WELL, I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER NAMED DAM. IT WAS ONLY AFTER THAT I DIVULGED THIS SECRET THAT AMSTERDAM BECAME A SEX MECCA FOR EUROPE. AS I WALKED DOWN DAM STREET AND PAST THE SEX MUSEUM I COULD FEEL THE ADORING EYES OF THE DUTCH WOMEN AND THE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF THE MALE TOURISTS. I WANTED TO ANNOUNCE "DONT WORRY MEN, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PROSTITUTES FOR YOU", BUT I THOUGHT "FUCK IT, LET EM SUFFER". I CHECKED IN AT THE MUSEUM AND WAS PLEASED THAT THEY HAD OBEYED MY ORDER NOT TO PLACE ANY EXHIBITS THAT RELATED TO ME (NOT EVEN SUPERDOM WANTS THE WHOLE HISTORY OF PORNOGRAPHY DEVOTED SOLELY TO HIMSELF). MY NEXT STOP WAS AN APPOINTMENT IN AMSTERDAMS MOST FAMOUS SEX SHOP. AS THE WOMEN QUEUED FOR MILES WAITING IN TURN FOR ME TO PERSONALLY SIGN THEIR DILDOES THAT HAD BEEN CAST FROM A MOULD OF MY RIDICULOUSLY LARGE COCK, I KNEW THAT THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE A VICTIMLESS DAY. A LITTLE BORED OF ALL THE DILO SIGNING I DECIDED TO PARADE MYSELF AROUND THE CANALS AND RED LIGHT DISTRICT OF THE DAM. THE WHORES BEHIND THEIR WINDOWED DOORS WERE REACHING OUT TO ME, BEGGING FOR ME TO BE THEIR PIMP, OFFERING THEIR BODIES FOR NOTHING. I SMILED AT THE IRONY THAT THESE DESPERATE WOMEN WHO TOOK MONEY FROM OTHER LESSER DOMS FOR SEX WERE ACTUALLY OFFERING THEIR SERVITUDE TO ME FOR FREE.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON, I DECIDED TO PURSUE MY OTHER PASSION (OTHER THAN MY PASSION FOR BEING THE MOST ARROGANT SEX MACHINE ON EARTH) AND WENT TO SEE THE HOME OF AJAX FOOTBALL CLUB. IT WILL SEEM STRANGE BUT I NEVER PURSUED MY CAREER AS THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN THE WORLD. I HAD REALISED AT THE AGE OF 5 AFTER I HAD REACHED PUBERTY THAT MY DESTINY IN LIFE WAS TO GIVE THE ULTIMATE SEXUAL PLEASURE TO THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD. ABOVE THE TRAINING ROOM DOOR, THERE WAS A SIGN "THE HOME OF TOTAL FOOTBALL". WITH ONE STROKE OF MY COCK, THE SIGN WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR. I FOUND THE MAINTENANCE MAN AND ORDERED HIM "PUT UP A SIGN SAYING "THE HOME OF TOTAL CONTROL" WHILE I AM PRESENT". AS I WALKED INTO THE PHYSIO ROOM I COULD SEE SEVERAL MULTI MILLIONAIRE FOOTBALLERS BEING MASSAGED AND TREATED BY A FEMALE PHYSIO. "NOT BAD. SHE WILL DO" I THOUGHT. WITH ONE KNOWING LOOK THE FOOTBALLERS JUMPED FROM THE MASSAGE TABLES AND LEFT THE ROOM. THE PHYSIO WAS QUIVERUNG WITH FEAR, EXPECTATION AND SEXUAL HUNGER. I LAY ON THE TABLE AND EXTRACTED MY MASSIVE COCK. "OK BITCH, THINK YOU CAN WORK YOUR MAGIC ON THIS MUSCLE" I SAID. "OH PLEASHE, MISHTER SHUPERDOM, I AM YOURSH" SHE CRIED. I WATCHED NONCHALANTLY AS SHE MASSAGED MY PULSATING MEMBER WITH HER MOUTH AND HANDS. AFTER AN HOUR OF FUCKING HER RELENTLESSLY I GRABBED THE SPONGE BUCKET AND FILLED IT TO THE BRIM WITH MY CUM.

 

BACK IN THE CENTRE, I FOUND  A COFFEE SHOP. TEN HEINEKENS LATER AND I WAS STARING AT THE DOPE MENU. IT WAS IN ALAPHABETICAL ORDER WITH LITTLE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE EFFECTS OF EACH STRAIN OF MARIJUANA. JUST ABOVE THE ENTRY FOR SUPERSKUNK, I WAS FLATTERED TO SEE THE ENTRY NAMED "SUPERDOM" WITH THE DESCRIPTION "WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING EXHAUSTED, DESPERATE FOR MORE, IN TOTAL OBEDIENCE". ALTHOUGH I WAS A LITTLE PEEVED ABOUT THEM USING MY NAME, I WAS AT LEAST PLEASED THAT THEY HAD GOT THE DESCRIPTION OF THE EFFECTS CORRECT.

 

I WAS FINISHED WITH HOLLAND AND IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON. SO, ARMED WITH THE CONTRACTUAL RIGHTS TO EVERY WHORE AND SEX SHOP IN AMSTERDAM (BESTOWED UPON ME FOR FREE), I LEFT FOR MY NEXT PORT OF CALL.........................

12/2/2013 1:39:01 PM

THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERDOM CONTINUED...

 

AFTER BEING THE FIRST PERSON IN HISTORY TO BREATHE LIFE INTO BELGIUM, I HEADED FOR HOLLAND. I WOULD NAME IT THE NETHERLANDS BUT WOMEN GET TOO EXCITED (EXPLANATIONS GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND). I REMEMBER MY FIRST TRIP TO HOLLAND IN THE EARLY 90s WHEN HOUSE/TECHNO MUSIC WAS AT ITS HEIGHT AND A YOUNGER SUPERDOM WAS ONLY JUST BEING LAUDED AS THE SAVIOUR OF WOMEN FROM INFERIOR LESS DOMINANT MEN. A DUTCH HOUSEMASTER (GOTTA LOVE THE NAME) RECORDED A TECHNO RECORD DEVOTED TO ME. AS WITH ALL TECHNO THERE ARE VERY FEW LYRICS AND ABSOLUTELY NO MEANINGFUL LYRICS. BUT THE LYRICS RECORDED BY THIS MAN WENT THUS.

 

"BOY, I WANNA KISS MYSELF"  (REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES)

"IM BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER, IN OTHER WORDS SUCKER THERE AINT NO OTHER" (REPEATED SEVERAL TIMES)

"IM THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR"

 

 

NOW, YOU DISBELIEVERS MAY NOT TRUST THAT THERE IS SUCH A RECORD, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE IS AND I CAN GIVE YOU THE YOUTUBE LINK.

 

 

TOMORROW I WILL REVEAL WHAT HAPPENED ON MY 2013 TRIP TO HOLLAND....

12/2/2013 11:43:18 AM

More of SUPERDOMS@ adventures later my little subbies.

 

BUT FOR NOW A COMPARISON. BETWEEN

 

A. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SUPERDOM. GET UP, CHECK MY MASCULINITY, GOOD LOOKS AND BEER BELLY IN THE MIRROR. ORGASM AT THE SIGHT OF MYSELF (ONLY TIME THAT SUPERDOM CUMS AFTER 30 SECONDS). SHOWER WHILST THE SUBBIE WHO I HAVE PLEASURED MAKES MY BREAKFAST. TELL HER TO "FUCK OFF" (ALL SUBBIES LOVE BEING TOLD THIS). GO ON TO THE STREETS TEASING ALL THE WOMEN OVER 18 WITH MY SMELL OF TESTOSTERONE AND UNBELIEVABLE GOOD LOOKS. IF I FANCY IT, TAKE A SUBBIE AND PLEASURE HER. RETURN HOME, SHOWER AGAIN, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND CUM AGAIN. BACK ON THE STREETS, FIND A PUB OR NIGHTCLUB, CONSUME COPIUOS AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL, SELECT THE LUCKY WOMAN (SUBBIE OR NOT, SHE WILL BECOME MY SUBBIE WITH ONE LOOK). SLEEP.

 

B. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A COLLARME DOM WHO WORKS. GET UP, SPRAY ON SOME LYNX (ACCORDING TO THE ADS THIS ATTRACTS LOADS OF CRAZED WOMEN). A KISS ON THE CHEEK FOR MUMMY OR THE WIFE. WORK AT THE WAREHOUSE OR THE ACCOUNANTS' OFFICE. SAY "YES MISS, NO MISS" TO THE BULLYING SUERVISOR OR MANAGER. RETURN HOME TO MUMMY OR THE WIFE. MAKE AN EXCUSE TO USE THE COMPUTER. LOAD UP A FANTASY COMPUTER GAME WHICH HAS AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL, AMAZON LIKE, WOMEN AS CHARACTERS. LOG IN TO COLLARME. SEND MESSAGES TO EVERY WOMAN WHO IS ONLINE WITHOUT READING THEIR PROFILES USING OPENING LINES SUCH AS "HELLO SUB, YOUR MASTER WOULD LOVE TO FUCK THAT TIGHT ARSE OF YOURS". WAIT FOR REPLIES. AS VERY FEW WOMEN WILL REPLY TO THESE AMAZINGLY CREATIVE CHATUP LINES, THE WAIT IS FOR HOURS, BUT AT LEAST THE COMPUTER GANE WILL KEEP HIM OCCUPIED. GO TO BED AT 3AM AND WANK TO DVDS OF BUCK ROGERS, BAYWATCH OR STAR TREK FEATURING LT. UHURU.

 

AND FINALLY..

 

C. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF COLLARME DOMS WHO DON'T WORK. EXACTLY THE SAME AS B, BUT WITHOUT THE WORK. THE COMPUTER IS TURNED ON STRAIGHT AFTER GETTING UP. THE APPLICATION OF THE LYNX IS NOT NEEDED AS GOING OUT OF THE HOUSE IS A SCARY PROSPECT, EXCEPT FOR EVERY OTHER THURSDAY TO SIGN ON.

12/1/2013 12:30:38 PM

AND SO TO BELGIUM..

 

I COULD STILL REMEMBER THE BEGGING PLEAS OF THE LITTLE FRENCH SUBBIE AS I CROSSED THE BORDER INTO BELGIUM BEING DRIVEN BY SARKOZY'S PERSONAL CHAUFFEUR. THE CONTEMPT IN HIS WORDS AS HE WATCHED ME GO "GO SUPERDOM, DO NOT STEAL THE HEARTS OF OUR BEAUTIFUL FRENCH LADIES" WAS STILL IN MY MIND. "FUCK YOU, FRENCHIE" I HAD REPLIED. THE STATUE OF PORIOT IN EVERY TOWN SQUARE GAVE ME A FEELING OF SUPERIORITY KNOWING THAT IF THAT WAS THEIR HERO, THEN NOW THEY WERE GOING TO GET A BIGGER AND BETTER HERO IN 'SUPERDOM'. WACTHING THE PEOPLE IN THEIR GREY CLOTHING TALKING ABOUT CHIPS, CHOCOLATES AND TINTIN LEFT ME COLD AND UNINSPIRED. "BUT THIS WAS THE HOME OF STELLA ARTOIS" I THOUGHT, "SURELY THE MEN WOULD BECOME DOMINANT OVER THEIR WOMEN AFTER A FEW LITRES OF WIFEBEATER". SOME OF THE WOMEN WERE OK WHEN I COULD DISTINGUISH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN. AFTER LEAVING A BAR IN BRUGES AND TAKING THE OBLIGATORY CANAL TRIP, I HAD BECOME TIRED OF THE BORING CHATTER AS THE MEN DISCUSSED BRUSSELS AS BEING THE HOME OF THE EU. SO, I HEADED FOR A BAR. TO MY SURPRISE THERE WERE TWO SISTERS SITTING TOGETHER AND THEY WERE BOTH QUITE HOT. BEING SUPERDOM I STRODE PURPOSELY OVER TO THEM ASKING "WHAT YOU TWO WAFFLING ABOUT?". THE LOOK OF SHEER PLEASURE ON THEIR FACES TOLD ME ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. "WOW!!!!" THEY SWOONED AS THEIR EYES SURVEYED MY ATHLETIC BODY COMPLETE WITH BEER BELLY. "GET ME A STELLA" I ORDERED, AND THEY BOTH RAN TO THE BAR, JOSTLING TO BE THE ONE WHO SERVED ME. "BITCHES, CALM DOWN. YOU WILL BE BOTH USED EQUALLY" I SAID CALMINGLY. AFTER SERVING ME MY STELLA, THEY SAT CLOSE TO EACH OTHER WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE. "DO YOU EVER GET IT ON TOGETHER?" I ASKED. "NO SIR" THE YOUNGER ONE SAID BEFORE DEPOSITING HER TONGUE INSIDE HER SISTERS' MOUTH. I WATCHED AS THE TWO SISTERS STARTED KISSING, HAPPY IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT 'SUPERDOM' HAD AGAIN MADE TWO WOMEN BECOME BISEXUAL FOR THE FIRST TIME. TEN STELLAS LATER AND I WAS READY TO TAKE WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE. BACK AT THEIR HOME I TOLD THEIR PARENTS TO FUCK OFF OUT FOR THE NIGHT. THE TWO GIRLS STRIPPED TO REVEAL MATCHING PANTIES WITH PICTURES OF CHOCOALTES ON THEM. THEY WERE WHISPERING AND GIGGLING SO I SHOUTED "LOSE THE SCHOOLGIRL KNICKERS AND STOP WAFFLING". i DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THEY RAN TO THE KITCHEN AND BROUGHT ME WHAT LOOKED LIKE TOAST WITH LITTLE SQUARES ON IT. I THREW THE OFFENSIVE FOOD TO ONE SIDE, GRABBED THE GIRLS AND PLACED THEM SIDE BY SIDE IN THE DOGGY POSITION. THE OLDER SISTER WAS DRIPPING WET AS I SLID MY MASSIVE TOOL INSIDE HER. SHE WHELPED A LITTLE AS I BEGAN FUCKING HER IN THE MAJESTIC MANNER THAT ONLY SUPERDOM CAN ADMINISTER. THEN IT WAS THE TURN OF THE YOUNGER SISTER, THEN THE OLDER SISTER, THEN THE YOUNGER SISTER AND SO ON. THE STELLA STARTED TO KICK IN AND I WANTED TO BATTER THE FUCK OUT OF THE TWO SLUTS, BUT IN A WAY THAT ONLY SUPERDOM CAN CONTROL I RESTRAINED MYSELF PERFECTLY. MY SPERM WAS OOZING OUT OF THE YOUNGER SISTER AS THE OLDER SISTER LAPPED IT ALL UP LIKE THE LIFE SAVIMG ELIXIR THAT IT IS. I LEFT HAVING FULFILLED MY OBLIGATION TO THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD. OUTSIDE THE MOTHER WAS FEEDING CHOCOLATE COVERED CHIPS TO HER HUSBAND WHO WAS PUNCHING HER, CLEARLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SEVERAL PINTS OF STELLA. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE BELGIUM, KNOWING THAT IN THE MORNING THE POIROT STATUES WOULD BE TORN DOWN TO BE REPLACED BY STATUES OF SUPERDOM......

 

TO BE CONTINUED.......

12/1/2013 11:27:05 AM

THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF SUPERDOM.

FOR MY THOUSANDS , OR SHOULD I SAY, MILLIONS, OF DEVOTED FOLLOWERS. I HAVE BEEN TRAVELLING, BROADENING MY KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING OF DOMLIFE IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD. YES, EVEN SUPERDOM CAN LEARN SOMETHING KNEW, I HOPE YOU ARE NOT DISAPPPOINTED TO HEAR THIS. I FIND MYSELF BECOMING MORE AND MORE ARROGANT AND 'UP MY OWN ARSE' AS I TRAVEL MORE AND MORE. MY LATEST TRAVELS HAVE LED ME ACROSS ALL OF EUROPE. IT ALL BEGAN IN JUNE WHEN BECKS (DAVID BECKHAM TO YOU) GAVE ME THE USE OF HIS PRIVATE JET. IN FACT HE BEGGED ME TO USE IT. 30 MINUTES LATER I WAS IN PARIS AND 30 MINUTES AFTER THAT I WAS STANDING BENEATH THE EIFFEL TOWER. THE FRENCH LADIES WITH THEIR STRONG FRENCH PERFUME STILL MANAGED TO SMELL MY TESTOSTERONE EMANATING FROM EVERY FIBRE OF MY BODY. IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE THEY WERE CIRCLING LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES HOPING TO CATCH MY EYE. IT WAS A DIFFICULT TIME SELECTING WHICH ONE TO GIVE THE HONOUR OF ME USING HER. EVENTUALLY I NOTICED AN 18 YEAR OLD WHO WAS BOWING HER HEAD IN DEFERENCE TO ME. A WINK OF THE EYE AND SHE WAS STANDING DEMURELY BENEATH ME. "SUCH A SLENDER LITTLE THING" I THOUGHT AS, WITHOUT MY ORDER, SHE TURNED FULL CIRCLE ALLOWING ME TO INSPECT HER NUBILE CURVES. "MEESTER SUPERDOM, I AM YOUR FOR ALWAYS. PLEASE LET ME EXPERIENCE YOUR ROSBEEF" SHE PLEADED. AT THE SAME TIME SHE HELD UP HER BAG DISPLAYING THE CHANEL LOGO INDICATING HER DESIRE TO BE HANDCUFFED. MY ATEMPT AT FRENCH WAS RECEIVED UNEXPECTEDLY AS I SAID "OUI". SHE LIFTED HER SKIRT WALKED TO THE ROADSIDE AND SQUATTED, URINATING IN FRONT OF THE CROWDS. A GENDARME REPRIMANDED HER BUT SHE POINTED TO ME, AND HE IMMEDIATELY AOPLOGISED SAYING "PARDON, I DID NOT REALISE THE GREAT SUPERDOM WAS IN GAY PARIS". I SAID "FUCK YOU PRICK, NEVER SUGGEST SUPERDOM IS GAY". A SHORT WHILE LATER AND WE WERE IN THE MOULIN ROUGE. THE DANCING GIRLS DID A SPECIAL VERSION OF THE CANCAN FOR ME WEARING NOTHING MORE THAN COLLARS AND HIGH HEELS. MY LITTLE 18 YEAR OLD FRENCH SLAVE WAS BECOMING MORE AND MORE FIDGETTY, DESPERATE TO FEEL SUPERDOMS MASSIVE COCK AND GALLONS OF SPUNK INSIDE HER. BACK AT NOTREDAME I CLEARED THE ALTAR AND LAID HER ON IT. I PIERCED HER WITH MY EYES AND HER CLOTHING MELTED AWAY. TAKING MY GILETTE BLUE 2 I BEGAN TO SHAVE HER ARMPITS. I COULD SEE THE TERROR IN HER EYES AS SHE SHIVERED AT THIS UNUSUAL SENSATION. AFTER USING HER IN EVERY POSITION FOR 2 HOURS SHE WAS KNEELING, MY SPERM DRIPPING FROM HER FACE, MOUTH, PUSSY AND ARMPITS. "MERCI SUPERDOM, YOU HAVE TAKEN MY VIRGINITY, I AM YOURS FOREVER" SHE SAID. "LISTEN BITCH, I DON'T SHOW ANYBODY ANY MERCY" I SAID AS I PROUDLY WALKED AWAY LEAVING HER BEGGING FOR MORE......

TO BE CONTINUED.....

12/1/2013 10:46:48 AM

SUPERDOM HAS RETURNED.

 

SORRY TO ALL MY LITTLE SUBBIES IF YOU HAVE MISSED THE ONE TRUE MASTER, BUT I DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AND GIVE THE LESSER DOMS A CHANCE. YES, I AM BACK AND MY BALLS ARE FULL OF TESTORTERONE SPERM WAITING TO MARK YOU ALL AS MY PROPERTY. NATURALLY, I HAVE BEEN FULFILLING THE DREAMS OF ANY WOMAN WHO HAS HAD THE AMAZINGLY GOOD FORTUNE OF BEING NEAR ME, BUT MY SPERM SACS ARE ALWAYS FULL FOR THE LITTLE SUBBIES ON THIS WEBSITE, MY DOMAIN. I WILL BE SHARING SOME OF MY AMAZING SEXUAL ADVENTURES WITH YOU IN THE COMING DAYS, SO BE PATIENT AND YOUR WISHES WILL BECOME REALITY.

 

 

YES, SUBBIES AND SLAVES.....SUPERDOM IS BACK.

12/9/2011 3:30:29 AM

SUPERDOM'S GUIDE TO PHRASES USED BY OTHER DOMINANTS ON CM AND THEIR TRUE DEFINITIONS.PART 1

"I am not new to D/s"- Defintion- I am new to D/s in reality, but ten years ago my mate lent me a BDSM porn film and I haven't stopped wanking over it yet. But the subs on here have to think that I am very experienced, when in reality I don't have the courage to ask a girlfriend if I can spank her or tie her.

 

"I am a practising Gorean Master"- Def.- In the delusional world of my bedroom, which I have not left since I was 16, I know that out there, there is a planet where all the men are Masters, and all the women are slaves. I know this is true, because every night when I close my eyes and sleep, I am picked up by a spacecraft and transported to this planet. When I wake up, my leg is stuck to the bed by some thick white substance.

6/18/2011 6:38:02 AM

A strange thought from SUPERDOM - Are all these other dominants cricket freaks. They are always talking about boundaries. Cricket is a sport and has nothing to do with BDSM

6/15/2011 7:37:34 AM

A message to all the submissive/slave women here. NEVER, I mean NEVER, write to the man first (except for when you wish to write to me). It does not matter what the ratios of the relationship are, or what year we are in. The man should always make first contact towards the woman, whether it is in raspberry ripple (sorry, I mean vanilla) world, or if it is in bdsm/kink world. A dominant man who does not have the courage to write to the woman first, is not confident, and thus he is not dominant. If a woman writes first, then the dominant man will assume that you are desperate. Believe me, these saddo, insecure dominants will think this. If he needs you to beg for his dominance or his attention, then he is only interested in boosting his insecure ego. Golden rule- Satisfy the woman's ego. Make her feel special, and then she will give her submission. Because at the end of the day, her submission belongs to her, and it is only she who can give it. It cannot be taken.

11/10/2010 6:34:27 AM

Doms by Nationality.

 

The following list is simply a guide. There is no racism intended. And nowadays it is not correct to stereotype, but since when has BDSM been politically correct. It has been written to help the lovely ladies here identify what type of man they will be writing to based solely on his nationality. And it is based on fact with the help of real experiences of ladies on this website

 

USA doms- These are very brave doms. They will not be afraid to write to anybody because of their arrogance that they are the best in the world at anything. They will dive straight in and start talking about sex, subtlety is not a trait that many yanks possess. They will also try and convince you that USA is an amazing country to live in, and that after 5 or 6 messages you should leave all your friends and family behind and relocate to them. What they fail to understand, that USA is the biggest manufacturer of porn. So any woman who takes up on this wonderful offer is more than likely to end up in some sick porno film. Because yanks have no idea about philosophy (other than that of George Bush, basically none), they cannot hold any stimulating conversations at all. Avoid these doms at all costs.

 

UK doms- Generally good men, but Americanisation is invading them. You will notice that 99% of UK doms will look at your profile but they will never write. They believe that a sub should always make initial contact. This can be attributed to the national characteristic of being polite and reserved. Or in two words “Insecure and shy”. They do not like rejection and will give you a volley of abuse if you do not agree to meet them for a coffee. UK doms probably have all the correct attributes to be good doms, if only they could realise that even in 2010 it is the man who should chase the woman.

 

Italian doms- Possibly well dressed with a latin look, but that is all you can say that is positive about them. Yes, they will write to you first, but remember that most Italians only see a woman for sex. They will give you compliments, but they will also give themselves bigger compliments in the mirror. Italian doms believe that BDSM is telling you to iron his white shirt and buy him some new hair gel. Whipping, bondage etc. are only for his donkey, not for a lowly sub. Sadly, he will never love you. Love is reserved for his mirror and for his Mama. All Italian men live with their Mamas until they marry, and even after marriage they spend 95% of their lives at their Mamas’ home. There is one advantage to having an Italian dom, he will not expect you to do all of the cleaning. He will not allow a lowly woman to wash and polish his beloved Vespa.

 

Greek doms- Exactly the same as Italian doms, but more depraved and have an even lower opinion of women. Greek men are also all homosexual. That horny Greek waiter you met on holiday runs out of stupid women on holiday, once the winter arrives. Because his girlfriend (yes he does have one, you were just a holiday romance) is still chaperoned by her 3 brothers and 35 cousins on every date, the only way he can find somewhere to empty his balls, is to meet one of his equally depraved mates, and to shag him on the now deserted beach. Occasionally his donkey gets the pleasure of his unwanted attention.

Russian doms- Fortunately you will be very unlucky to ever meet one of these primitive men on the internet. They are always too drunk to ever learn to use a computer. However, Russian men make ideal doms. They have no respect at all for women. A woman is there to cook (usually for his 5 drunken mates), clean, and after he his mates have cleared off he will drag you to the bedroom and shag you rotten before falling asleep. His view is “this is how women like it, rough, no kissing, just pure, animal sex”. Actually it is not his view at all. He has no opinion other than on football, ice hockey, or how many mistresses he can keep hold of. Russian doms can be usually found hanging around near nondescript supermarkets or in childrens’ playgrounds in the middle of urban housing developments (council estates to us). They will wear tracksuits and sleeveless sweatshirts to show off their muscles. They love shows of machismo and will often fight with their best mate, their brother or their dad over who drank the most vodka. Any woman who strays too near to them will be inundated with sexual suggestions and innuendoes. Russian men do not believe in whips and canes for punishment. They do not waste good money that can be spent on more vodka, when it is just as easy to beat you half to death with their fists.

 

Canadian doms- Poor Americans. Cannot be called doms because of their inferiority complex towards USA. But, they believe that because of some ancient connection to Britain that they have been endowed with more intelligence than their American masters. It is best to beware of these men, their idea of BDSM outfits is a big checked shirt and an axe.

 

 

*This is an extract from “The definitive guide to BDSM” written by SUPERDOM, and is totally under copyright.*

11/10/2010 5:27:46 AM

The Simpsons and BDSM

 

 

Contrary to popular belief, Matt Groening invented BDSM. His excellent animated piss take out of the USofA, perfectly displays this. The following list of characters in the series can be found in most things to do with BDSM.

 

Moe Szyslak- He is the epitome of 90% of men who inhabit websites such as this. He cannot find a woman who would want to be with such an ugly twat. He is arrogant, chauvinistic and has no idea about women at all. He has never had a woman since he was a teenager. He spouts his own views as if they were gospel. Sadly for Moe, and the men on this website, he will forever remain lonely.

 

Barney Gumble- Reincarnations of the drunken slob Barney, can be found on this website also. You can see there photos here, because they actually believe, in their drunken haze, that they are quite attractive. Their house will be untidy dumps. On this website they will be asking for 50s household or a domestic slave, because they are too lazy and drunk to work a vacuum cleaner.

 

Principle Skinner- Although as headmaster he would make the ideal dom, he is in fact a submissive male. Totally dominated by his mother and totally subservient to Inspector Chalmers, he does not actually realize he is in fact a sub. His relentless pursuit of Miss Krabapple perfectly portrays this. Sadly again, there are many so called doms who inhabit this website, who are reflected in this character.

 

Patty and Selma Bouvier- Quite obviously incestuous lesbians, they are also Dommes to nth degree. They do not take any shit off men, and they look down all men as underlings.

 

Milhouse Van Houten- The most pathetic sub known to man. He is also bisexual. Has a total fascination with Lisa Simpson and will do all she says. But it is when we see him with Bart, that he truly becomes submissive. Allows himself to be humiliated happily, and will also obey Barts’ orders without question and to the word.

 

Nelson Muntz- Not really a dom, but as with most of the men here, they are not really doms. Through some deep rooted insecurity, they spend their lives trying to humiliate people, and then laugh afterwards. Nelsons’ problems stem back to when his father left him at a young age. He naturally blames his mother for this, which gives him his hatred of women (again applies to a high percentage of the doms here).

 

Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers- A very strange relationship in that although Mr. Burns is the perfect depiction of the arrogant twats here who claim to be doms, he is also a gay icon. He believes that everybody must do as he tells (ladies, does this remind you the doms here?), even if it is total bullshit. Fortunately for him, he can jerk off over the fact that he has Smithers who will do all he wants, the ideal submissive.

 

 

Duffman- Another epitome of many of the doms here. He thinks his toned body and his high testosterone levels will make all women want him. He does not consider the possibility that a woman would reject him, because he does not have an IQ above 10. Sadly he forgets that a true woman will want somebody with a little bit of intelligence.

 

And finally, the two characters in the show, who perfectly display the attributes of all of the doms here.

 

Comic book guy- This man believes that Star Trek, Star Wars (better known as Star Trek for children or for people without imaginations), Superman etc. is real. Because of copyright, the “Gor” series of books cannot be shown in the Simpsons, but Comic Book Guy is a great believer in its existence in the real world. When not working in his shop full of unbelievable fantasy mementoes, he will be sat at his computer looking at soft porn, dating sites or playing computer games. It may be a cynical view, but it is probably what most of the men on this website do for most of their lives. You will also notice that Comic Book Guy has no respect for women, and he is also afraid of women.

 

Homer Simpson- This man is a loveable but lazy, chauvinistic slob. He thinks that the woman does all in the house. He drinks and belches. He never considers his womans’ needs in any way. He will take her in bed, but it is usually a quick shag and then to sleep. In some episodes he has been seen to dress up in BDSM gear, “Mr. Plow” is a good example. He thinks his obesity is naturally attractive to women. This man’s characteristics are displayed in virtually every dom on this website.

 

 

So, next time you are discussing BDSM (personally I would rather do it, than talk about it) remember, the only person who is truly the creator of BDSM, is Matt Groening the creator of the Simpsons

 

 

*This article is under copyright and is an extract from “BDSM in modern culture” by SUPERDOM*

 

 

 

 

 

11/5/2010 7:36:49 AM

ONLINE HUMILIATION/SEX

 

This is a world totally inhabited by the weirdest outcasts in society. There are no traits to identify these “humans” in the normal world. They mix with you at work and in the pub. Covertly, they try to be normal human beings. But once alone, they take on a totally new life form. They metamorphosise into something unique. Psychologists and anthropologists have spent years researching them and still have no answers. Once alone, they will engage in what they think is reality. They will prey on websites such as this. They like to call their activities play, but they in fact delude themselves into thinking it is reality. Before play, they will probably finish their school homework, check to make sure the wife is asleep, or for the more extreme member of the species, they will check that their Star Trek/ Star Wars collection is in chronological order. Once calm in the knowledge that they are alone in their natural habitat, they will strip naked and settle in front of the computer monitor. After 1 hour of playing an RPG computer game, they will be brainwashed into not knowing the difference between the real world and cyberspace. This is when they are very dangerous “humans”. They will then try and convince all other people on the internet that online sex or humiliation is exactly the same as in reality. They will give orders to other people who they have never met. The recipient will then say that they are obeying the orders. The “human delusive (HDs as they are known)” will then believe that the person is doing all that they are being told to do. The HD will then feel a sexual reaction which will lead to them becoming even more deluded. The schoolboy members of the species will then become childish in their demands or suffer from premature ejaculation. It is the mature, adult members of the species who are most dangerous (deluded). Starved of sex since they lost their virginity, and still wanking over Princess Leah, they will try and use all of their “years of experience” to persuade somebody on the other end of a computer link to do things that not even the most depraved Greek waiter would consider doing. They feel a sense of power when the recipient tells that they are obeying all the commands. This in itself is a paradox that the HD does not understand. Because in simple terms (simple is very apt word when we talk about HDs), the HD has no proof that the submissive is actually doing the things he is ordering them to do. The only proof exists in his strange deluded fantasy world. This sense of power deludes them totally. The braver members of the species will want to use webcams to prove that the recipient is genuine. And the recipient will sometimes oblige in helping them with their fantasy. What the HD does not understand, is that the recipient is also a member of a subhuman species who thinks that it is fun to take the piss out of a lower form of life, namely the HD. They happily go along with what the HD wants, but they are not playing the reality that the HD wants. In fact they are online exhibitionists, who the HD will never meet. So the piss taking recipient will lie about where they live, their name, their age etc. But for the HD, he can see them on webcam, so it must be real in his tiny brain. *It is a medical fact that HDs have brains smaller than sparrows*. Then he will ask them to write their name on paper or on their body. He will now be totally convinced that they are real, and truly under his power. Seeing that the recipient is lying about their name in the first place, this actually proves nothing at all. The other sad thing about HD behaviour is that they will have failed to know that every time the recipient leaves the webcam, or tells that they have a bad link, they are in fact talking to their best mate about what to do next. The recipient is also probably laughing their arse off about the sad pervert who is wanking himself off like mad. The HD will also try humiliation, because this is such a great power trip for him. To get somebody to do something they would never do before because it is embarrassing. A school bully will hold a person down with force, and then mess up their hair, or drop the persons’ trousers to humiliate them. Or something similar. The recipient of the school bullys’ actions does not agree to this and would never do it willingly. Thus it is humiliation. This is where the HD comes truly into his own in the deluded stakes. He actually believes, that the person who is being humiliated, actually feels humiliated. The one thing the HD forgets, is that the person is doing the “humiliating” things, willingly. He fails to realise the paradox, or contradiction, in this, in that the person cannot be being humiliated if they are agreeing to something willingly.

After their daily (and nightly) visit to their safe little world, the HD, will then go to bed (maybe with his wife) in the contented bliss that his belief in his virtual world is reality. Sadly the HD species emerged and evolved at the same time as computers and the internet. Tomorrow when you are travelling to work, you will probably be standing, or sitting next to an HD. Contrary to scientific studies, there is a small percentage of HDs who actually work for a living.

 

(This article is under copyright from “The definitive guide to the subspecies of BDSM” written by SUPERDOM)

10/25/2010 6:25:27 PM

SUPERDOM has returned.
Humiliation, now there's a thing. I need to get my head around this. May be I am being too literal, but I don't see how this can be real. Humiliation is making somebody totally embarassed, by their actions or your actions. This is where I am stuck. As BDSM, or for that matter any sexual act, is meant to be consentual, then how can it be humiliation. If you agree to being humiliated, then you must be taking some sexual or mental pleasure from it. Thus, is it not true humiliation. To humiliate somebody, they must not take any pleasure from it. Now, why would anybody in BDSM, or any other life, want to do something unpleasurable? Do not spout masochists at me, because they take pleasure in their orientation. And if you force somebody do something humiliating against their will, then that i basically bullying, and if it is a sexual act, then forced sex is rape. Best to just call it exhibitionism. Sorry, but humiliation is a total misuse of a word (which makes me think that in BDSM it is an American category). Sorry Doms, you are either bullies or fantasists. And the person doing the humiliating is only trying to compensate for their own insecurities about themselves

10/20/2010 6:21:28 AM

This is a letter I have written to one of the more aggressive and narrow minded doms on this website. I place it in my journal for doms and subs alike to read. I am not an expert, but I do have a more realistic opinion than most of the ignorant doms here.
I do not know who you are, and before you attack me with a volley of abuse and then continue by telling me, that i do not know what I am talking about, read my words and have an objective understanding of them. You have written aggressiveley to a friend of mine here. You need to understand that all people are different. The BDSM world has guidelines. It does not have set rules or protocols, unless you are involved in the more trekkie groups of BDSM people. BDSM can be as extreme or as mild as each individual person wants it to be. Because one person likes pissing or canes, it does not mean that all people have to like this. Similarly there are different levels of submission and dominance. We all want ourt own little world to be exactly as we imagine and exactly as we want. And we expect the people we meet to fit into our ideals. Unfortunately, we live in the world that is made up of people who are unique and different. No two people are the same. This also applies to the BDSM world. i am not interested in what your group of BDSM pals thinks is correct, That is your business, but I can guarantee it will not have the same ideals and visions as my group of BDSM pals. That is the beauty of the diversity of the BDSM world. I am sorry if Sveta did not match your ideals, but she is a very good personal friend of mine and I have first hand knowledge that she is an ideal slave. OK, she is ideal in my eyes, may be not in your eyes. No person has the right to define what is correct and incorrect in the BDSM world. Similarly that no person has the right to say who is the only true god in the religious world. It is life, and we are all different. You will find many people, male and female, on this website, who do not share your ideals and visions of BDSM. If you do not like the way they are, then simply move on. By launching tirades and abuse at a girl who does not fit in with what you want, will only make her more aggressive to every subsequent man that write to her. Most rants on a dominant persons' profile are about the indifferent and aggressive attitude of subs. I wonder why. A fake is somebody who asks for money. If they are a man playing games, then just ignore them. Accept that some subs may be more stubborn than others. If they do not suit you move on. But do not ruin it for the rest of us genuine dominants by being abusive towards somebody who does not fit in with your ideal. Good day to you

9/12/2010 6:17:55 AM
VACANCIES FOR DOMS/DOMMES “The Mansion of SUPERDOM” has vacancies for underdoms who have some expertise in the following disciplines (I love this pun). Blindfolds, hoods and masks- Would suit somebody who has worked or served at Guantanamo Bay. Leashes- Would suit a conveyancing solicitor with a lisp. Collars- Would suit a former member of the clergy. Electrical play- Must be 17th Edition. Sorry no Part P qualified need apply. Exhibitionism- Would suit someone who has worked at the NEC, Olympia, Earl’s Court or similar. Chastity- Would suit a nun or a monk. Corner time and Crossdressing- Would suit a former footballer who played wide midfield. Gags- Applications are invited for failed performers at the Edinburgh Festival. Hypnosis- This vacancy is not available now, as Paul Mckenna has agreed to fill it. Needle play- Would suit anybody with a qualification in Acupuncture. Obedience Training- Unless Barbara Woodhouse retires, this vacancy is not available. Fire play- Would suit former arsonists. Terry Jones the American is also on the shortlist. Plastic wrap- Would suit somebody who has worked at a food packaging warehouse. Vibrators- Would suit a road and highways worker. Wax Play- Must have been a curator at Madame Tussaud’s. Vacuum Stimulation- Sir James Dyson is currently under consideration for this role.
9/9/2010 6:10:51 AM
HELP WANTED
Now, I don't know if it is me, but I am totally confused as to something and if anybody can enlighten me, please do. It seems obvious to me that the most important qualities of a "Dom" are as follows; Confidence, Controlled Power, Wisdom and Self Assuredness.
Now this is my conundrum- 90% of "Doms" and "Dommes" here write in their profile, if you like what you have read, or if this applies to you etc. ,then message me. Am I missing something? Surely if the "Dom/Domme" wants to show their confidence etc. then surely they should be the one making the first move. In real life, even in the year 2010, it is traditional for the man to initiate any attempts at a relationship with a woman. So in a "Dom"/"sub" scenario then this should be more so. I can only think of three possible explanations for why a "sub" should have to make first contact. 1. The "Dom/Domme" must have such a high opinion of themselve that they find it demeaning to write the first message. 2. They have such a low opinion of themselve, that they need their ego boosted by the fact that a woman wrote to them first. 3. They are totally insecure and afraid of rejection, which in itself is not a characteristic of being a "Dom/Domme". And how possibly can being rejected by somebody on the internet, who you will probably never meet, make you upset?
The most likely reasons for this enigma are numbers 1 and 3 combined.
Forgive me for this rant, but I am totally and utterly confused by this. Please HELP.
9/9/2010 5:33:53 AM

A list of famous actors/actresses in history who were into BDSM and the categories they excelled in.

Ass Play- Clint Eastwood and Shirley McClaine in “Two mules for Sister Sarah” (sorry to my American friends if that goes over your heads).

Blindfolds-The Lone Ranger

CBT- Gene Hackman in “Mississipi Burning” (displayed in a scene near the end).

Begging- Barney Clark in the 2005 version of “Oliver Twist”.

Body Worship and Objectification- Shirley Eaton in “Goldfinger”

Breast Play- Barbara Windsor in any “Carry on” film.

Crossdressing- Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in “Some Like It Hot”.

Face Slapping- Humphrey Bogart and others, in many American films of the 40’s.

Fisting- Sylvester Stallone in “Rocky 1” and all sequels up to “Rocky 99”.

Gags- Anthony Hopkins in “Hannibal”.

Housework- Julie Andrews in “Mary Poppins”.

Collars and Leashes- Lassie in several films (Although he rarely wore them).

Masks and Hoods- John Hurt in “The Elephant Man”.

Massage (getting)- Sean Connery in any of his James Bond movies.

Fire play- The cast of “Towering Inferno”.

Gas masks-Dennis Hopper in “Blue Velvet”. (Ok, it isn’t a true gas mask but it is a small oxygen mask, and oxygen is a gas).

Humiliation- Any film starring the worst, one dimensional actor of all time, Michael Caine (no, I am not jealous that he has made pots of money from being a bad actor. OK, I am jealous).

Knife Play- Anthony Perkins in “Psycho”.

Medical play and Wax play- Anna Neagle in “The Lady with the Lamp”.

Outdoor Bondage- Fay Wray in “King Kong”.

Sensory Deprivation- The cast of “Flatliners”.

Queening- John Hurt in “The Naked Civil Servant”.

Rubber Fetish- Any modern “Batman” film.

Suspension- Any film directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

9/8/2010 5:35:49 AM

And now, I become more and more convinced that a lot of people are turning this website into some kind of Star Trek, sex world. What the fuck is this sort of new language about? It is a bit like learning Klingon. Here is an example of how it might work- I am a D/Dom. I am looking for a S/sub or S/slave. I look for total O/ownership. I have a selection of T/toys and I am very E/experienced. Somebody please enlighten me on what this is all about. What a waste of time and back slashes. Why does anybody need to emphasise their point in this way? Believe me I am baffled. Just get on with talking to people, instead of wasting your time trying to be clever (geeky).
And are there really suckers who pay tributes or money to see so called photos or webcam chats with subs/slaves they have only ever met online? Where do these fools live? Don't they watch the TV or read online about all the scams in the world? Are you really that foolish and desperate? Please...

Interesting thought "If some of the doms get so far up their own arses, does it mean that they end up being collared by themselves?"

9/8/2010 5:08:09 AM

This is part 2 of definitive guide to what Doms mean when they write their profiles. These are all to be genuinely found on profiles here on CM.

 

I have a very vivid imagination- I have watched a lot of porn films.

Looking for a slave to mould- I will convince you that my sick take on BDSM is normal practice in the scene.

I am looking for an inexperienced sub- I am also inexperienced and you won’t notice this.

I am humourous- I will make sexual innuendos and very unfunny flirts. When you become offended by this, I will simply pass it off as my sense of humour.

I am now the proud owner of (insert name)- I met this girl online here. When we both realized that we were both not serious, she agreed to live out this cyber fantasy. What I don’t know is that she is also owned by several other cyberdoms. The online dictionary has this to say. People who believe that online Ownership is real = People who believe that Harry Potter is real.

Only looking for friends- I will lull you into a false sense of security, and when I have convinced you that you are safe, I will make my move. I have been so long without a woman, I have the patience to wait.

I managed to stop smoking through will power. If I can do this then I can control you with my will power- I am deluded and hypocritical. I stopped an unhealthy habit, and now I am going to try and convince you to engage in some very unhealthy sexual practices against your will.

Looking for a pain slut- I am a sadistic bastard, who was badly hurt in the past by a woman, and now I believe that all women are sluts who need a good beating.

Gorean, Pagan and Poly- I model myself on “Comic book guy” from the Simpsons. I got fed up with Star Trek when Lt. Uhuru was no longer in it. I live in a total cyber and fantasy world and spend 24 hours a day on my computer talking to other geeks in chat rooms, forums, blogs, etc. I have forgotten that there is a real world out there. (The guy who has this on his page, actually looks like "Comic book guy). 

9/7/2010 4:21:58 AM

This is part 1 of my definitive guide to what Doms really mean when they write their profiles.

I am genuine- When you read my messages you will notice that I am just the same as most of the Doms here, and lack imagination, which will make you think I am an inexperienced wannabee.

No fakes or scammers- I know how to state the bleeding obvious. I am so useless at telling who is a scammer, that I am now bankrupt.

I am often away working, and travel a lot.-I am married

Prefer to use msn, or yahoo, as the chat here does not work- I want to get you away from all the predators on this site, and delude myself that I am the only one you have added to your messenger list.

I am a real master-I am not a real master.

Age, colour, size is not important-I am so desperate I will take anybody.

Just released my last slave/sub- She fucked off because I was a total arsehole.

I am disease free- I have not had sex for years, or I am a virgin.

If you like me, message me- I am very shy, and afraid of rejection (not very domlike).

I am different from other Doms- I am exactly the same as them and this is the only thing I could think of to make me stand out.

I expect you to be honest- Answer all of my questions about your sex life because I am a sad pervert.

I have using collarme for as long as I can remember- I can’t find any woman mad enough to want to meet me.

I am well educated- I am a boring git, who can spout endless quotes from Shakespeare etc.

I have a very dark side- You wouldn’t want to be left alone with me under any circumstances.

I have just come out of a 20 year vanilla relationship- I have just been released from prison.

I am considered handsome- My mum is always telling me that she cannot understand why a good looking boy like me cannot find a woman.

I did not write a long profile because I prefer to talk online- I want to talk about sex.

9/6/2010 6:56:44 AM

My list of how to be the best Dom on this website.

 

Do-

  1. Choose a nickname with “Dom/Master/Sir/Pain/Lord etc. in the wording. Positive effect is that subs/slaves will know exactly what you are. Negative effect is that you will appear as a total unimaginative twat, who is probably only a cyber player or a fake. Come on guys, we know what the website is about.
  2. Boast about your years of experience etc. Positive- There may be some subs who are impressed by this. Negative- You will sound like somebody who has to tell the world how good you are, which in itself is not Domlike. Never heard of quiet and confident?. Will also show you up to be the total wannabee you are.
  3. Always spell Dom with a capital letter, and sub or slave with a lower case letter. Positive- It will enforce your superiority over your sub. Negative- You are wasting your time in remembering to hit the shift key on your keyboard. When a sub reads her messages she probably is more interested in the content of the message and will not notice your attempt at subliminal control.
  4. Look on the internet for all the information you can find about BDSM. Positive-You will appear to be the most expert Dom online. Negative- You will sound like all the twats who have done exactly the same thing and quote the same sentences as you.
  5. Call your prospective woman “slave” or “sub” (do not forget lower case) in your first message. Positive- You are asserting your authority from the beginning. Negative- She will probably think you are a rude and arrogant wanker. Slave or sub is a category used here to describe the womans’ orientation, it does not mean that she is sub or slave to every man that she meets.
  6. Tell her about how many slaves/subs you have used or trained in the past. Positive- It reinforces her perception of how experienced you are. Negative- She will wonder why you could not keep hold of a slave/sub if you have so much experience. It will also show that you are a lying wanker who has never had a sub/slave before. It may also make her think that once you have used her and trained her, you will dump her like all the rest.
  7. Tell on your profile that you are not looking for anything too serious, but you may consider lt in the future. Positive-Means you do not have to give too much emotional involvement. Negative- Means you are looking for casual sex with no intention of anything more. Also shows that you are probably involved in a relationship, a mummys’ boy, or married.
  8. Tell her that you are in a vanilla relationship, but you cannot suppress your BDSM urges. Positive- You have been honest. Negative-It means that you are emotionally secure in you marriage or relationship, but the wife isn’t giving out anymore. How many women truly want to be that bit on the side?
  9. Tell about very extreme things you would like to do to your sub/slave. Positive-Will make you stand out from the normal Doms. Negative- Will make you sound like a total sadistic sexcase. But most likely, will just inform the women here that you are the fake and cyber player that you truly are.
  10. Mention that you are currently training and interviewing several candidates. Positive-Will make the subs/slaves determined to get you first before the others do. Negative-It will make you sound like the bullshitter that you are.

 

Tomorrow, my definitive guide to what the Doms actually mean by the words written on their profiles.

9/5/2010 7:12:47 AM

Today I thought I would write about the ultimate form of humiliation. This can cause extreme psychological torture and should only be attempted with great care and wisdom. Remember a sub/slave is a human being and their welfare must be considered. My apologies to my few American friends here.

 

Americanisation humiliation treatment- This is the most cruel and vicious humiliation you can bestow upon any sub or slave. Firstly the dress code for your sub. Anything fashionable or stylish is a total taboo. Baseball caps, loose fitting jeans and trainers are a good start, but can be expanded upon. The diet is very important. Basically, just fill the slave up with Mcdonalds or KFC. You will notice the transformation from slender girl into a BBW, and eventually a fat, obese slob who can’t move from the sofa, which will save you a fortune in bondage ropes. Never allow your sub to walk anywhere, make sure she drives a big, petrol guzzling car. Setting her tasks becomes even more fun. Make her watch any American comedy film, or sitcom, and tell her to find something amusing (nigh on impossible). You punish her for every joke that she does not laugh at, which should ensure that she is punished all the way through the film or sitcom. Another task is to order her to learn the rules of baseball and then explain it to you. This will confuse the sub/slave into a mental torment. Also ask her to explain why the “World series” only includes teams from North America, but is still called the “World series”. If she cannot do this, then whip her. There is also “Boredom Torture” which is making her watch a game of American Football. After 4 hours of watching a load of heavily padded men move a small rugby ball about 1cm every 10 minutes, she will be begging you to cane her heavily. Another task is to get her to write a sincere essay on the history of the USA from an American point of view. The key word here is sincerity. Seeing as 90% of Americans believe everything that is written in their history books, it is probably guaranteed that your slave will fail in her attempt to be sincere. Make her sit spelling tests, ensuring that easy to spell words are mispelt, such as color etc. Finally send her out into the streets speaking with a grating accent, loudly, proclaiming everything is bigger and better in the States, and that if it wasn’t for the USA the world would be in total anarchy. This will ensure that she pisses everybody off, and will embarrass you and give you infinite reasons to punish her.

 

No offence intended.

9/3/2010 6:19:12 AM

Here are some more categories of BDSM that have been omitted from this website. As Superdom, I feel it is my duty to share them with you mere mortals.

 

Numbing- This requires sitting on her feet or legs until they are totally numb. Then order her to stand in awkward positions. If she cannot follow your orders then spank her. This has the added benefit, that where you have numbed her there will be less blood in her veins, so it will take longer for the redness in her skin to appear. Or for most of the sad loser Doms here, who have never had a woman, just sit on your right hand. When it is numb, wank yourself off because it will feel like somebody else’s hand.

 

Football torture- Lead her naked to the local park or sports field. Order her to stand with her back to you. Then get a football and kick it as hard as possible at her, trying to hit her arse. Better with a plastic football on a cold day. Also effective if the ground is muddy, making it more difficult to stand up. This was taught to me by the Argentinian football team in the last world cup (This is genuine, because they actually do this in training). For my American friends, I am talking about proper football, not gridiron.

 

Friendship and popularity fantasy- Go through the list of women on this website. Click on the button “add to friends”. Do not write to them before or afterwards. You will find that many will accept your offer of friendship. The effect of this will be that you will have a massive list of friends that you have never even written to. All the ladies will be intrigued as why you are so special and then write to you, because you are too much of a coward to write the first message through fear of rejection. It will also make you, in your sad, virtual world think you are the most desirable man on the planet.

 

Shoplifting- Take your sub to the local megastore. Order her to steal loads of sexy lingerie. Stand nowhere near her, and enforce eye contact, and speech, restrictions (this will save you from getting involved if she is caught). The thrill of her doing something risky and naughty will excite her. If she is caught, just walk calmly away, as if she is nothing to do with you. Who cares, she is only a lowly sub, anyway. It is better not to do this with a sub who has a cage fetish, as she might get caught purposely in order to spend the night banged up in the local police station, surrounded by men in uniform (see uniform fetish).

 

Tomorrow, the ultimate in how to humiliate your sub/slave

9/1/2010 7:27:43 AM

Having been on this site for a couple of months almost now and graciously, in my role as Superdom, having given the administrators help with improving the website (I do some nice things occasionally), I have decided to add some categories of BDSM, they seem to have missed out on.

 

Nettle play- The accepted way to perform this, is to take your sub/slave for a walk in the woods. Of course she will be wearing skimpy clothing (best without stockings), or she will be naked. Unknowingly, to her, guide her to a growth of stinging nettles (latin name- urtica dioica), and then push her into it. Then take her to a tree and tie her to it. The stinging pain of the nettles will release chemicals into her body and she will become excited. Then the best part. Find some “Dock leaves”, also known as Rumex, and place them near to her skin without touching her. This will tease her, thinking that soon she will get relief from the soothing effects of the Dock leaf.

 

Burqa bondage- Of course there is not actual physical bondage in wearing a burqa. But the mental bondage of appearing so unsexy has a strong psychological effect. In the art of wearing a blindfold naked, only your eyes are covered. This is the exact reverse and is very powerful. This form of BDSM was invented by extreme Muslim men, who almost challenge me as being the best Superdoms around. In some countries, such as Afghanistan, this form of bondage can be seen in every day life. So, basically, life in Kabul is one massive munch.

 

Kitchen sink bondage- This is an excellent form of bondage, in that, you not only get to tie your sub up, you also get your dishes washed, at the same time. Basically you tie her hands to the taps and place a washing up brush in her mouth. The sight of the her lips around the handle of the brush will, for anyone with a creative or warped imagination, make you imagine she is sucking your cock.

 

Ku Klux Klan play- In USA, the Klan would tie a black man and throw him in the back of a pick up. They would then release him near some woods and then give him a 30 second advantage to run away. In BDSM, you get your sub/slave and some scary looking blokes who she has not met before. You release her into the woods, and the first one to catch her becomes the first man to use her. OK, all of the men get to use her, but who wants to be sticking his cock inside a woman after some other bloke has been there.

 

More to come tomorrow..

8/31/2010 5:03:29 AM

Just thought I would announce that my website will be up and running in the next few weeks. We struggled to find a name, but then a flash of inspiration and we decided upon “superdom.com”. When I say we, I mean me, because I am too arrogant to trust anybody else. Membership to the site will be free, although we will require email addresses so that I can make a small fortune selling your email address on to other websites who will then inundate you with special offers to buy Viagra, muscle growth pills or dietary aids etc. There will be many sections. Of course the most important section will be stories of my amazing exploits as Superdom. There will be galleries of all of my conquests and prospective candidates for my future use will also be allowed to submit photos. Having hundreds of photos of naked women on my website should ensure millions of hits from teenage boys, lonely married men and sad perverts who need to remind themselves of what a naked woman looks like. There will also be a link to my online shop. There you will be able to buy my clothing line. Which will be t-shirts and baseball caps to suit the American market. There will be two logos. For the women “I love Superdom”. And for the men “Superdom is my hero”. Of course I will tell you that they are limited edition, but in reality I have a warehouse on some industrial estate near Crawley full of them. They will all be marked with “Fair trade”, because it was a fair trade- I get my clothes made cheap and some poor kid in a third world country gets a few pennies to feed his family. What could be fairer than that?. There will be a hit counter at the bottom of the page. What BDSM site wouldn’t have a hit counter?. There will be 2 chat rooms. One will be for all the subs/slaves to talk to me, and the other will be for all the lesser doms (that means all doms except me) to talk amongst themselves. There will also be a section on how to have my body. This means breathing in when taking photos to hide my beer gut and crossing my arms in a certain way to make my biceps look toned. Because of a previous agreement I have with a software company (basically I make shed loads of money), you will not be able to access the website without first downloading some obscure software that will scan your system. Obviously AVG and Norton which are the two most popular anti viruses in the world, are not as good as this software which does not come with a Microsoft certificate.

Happy surfing.

8/30/2010 8:27:21 AM

Online Ownership.

Well there’s a paradox. I am trying to work this one out. Need to get my head around how you can own somebody who is just a voice, a photo (could be anybody), or on a webcam. Even telephone means nothing. It is not unusual for a bored man and his girlfriend, who are into exhibitionism, to have some fun with sad men on the internet. It is a common thing in Eastern European countries for this to happen. So I am guessing that it is also quite common in the UK and definitely common in USA. So you tell a girl (probably who has boyfriend) to write on her profile that she is now proudly owned by “DommasterpaingivingsadIhavenoreallife”. Wow! It gives me such a sense of power to know that I own somebody (who could be anybody) online, and who I am not going to meet in reality. Then she gets a piece of paper and writes “Owned by……CM 30/08/2010. Not sure why any girl would want to show this on the internet unless they are taking the piss out of you, or are mentally deranged. Then you tell her to dress in a certain way and take photos. Again probably an exhibitionist girl or couple. And the best proof. You ask her to come on webcam. You tell her to play with herself etc. to prove she is totally submissive to you. What you don’t know is that her boyfriend is sitting in the corner, off camera, also wanking, because his thrill comes from the fact that as soon as the webcam chat is over he will use her for real. Behave, if any man thinks this is real power and actually believes it is all real, then they need to visit a psychiatrist. Or better still buy a RTS computer game, because the little people in the virtual world will actually obey your orders. Sad, deluded, twats, who if they ever met a sub/slave in reality would not have the confidence or presence to dominate her.

8/29/2010 6:53:18 AM

This is the final part of my guide to all of the Experts in BDSM.

Fisting,-Expert. Somebody who knows how to clench his fist. Although easier to hold your fingers straight. Also someone who has watched too many porn films and is under the delusion that all women love having their pussies stretched wide.

 Hair Pulling- Expert. Has vivid memories of Junior School (which is quite worrying) and remembers running around the playground pulling girls’ hair.

 Knife play,-Expert. Probably quite a dangerous man who belongs to an inner city street gang. Will run a knife over your body and erogenous zones hoping the danger excites you. Will also carry a first aid kit, in case of accidents.

 Shibari,-Expert. This is actually a skill with expertise, and I admire the skill. But probably performed by somebody who is more interested in pretty and intricate knots than any form of sex. By the time he has finished tying his knots, he will have lost his erection and you will be asleep.  

Role Playing,-Expert. Has never understood deep or psychological relationships. Watches too much TV and porn films and decided to be a little kinky when it is bedtime.

 Tickling,-Expert. Probably the same Doms who are into hair pulling. Remembers cornering the girls in Junior School, so that he could tickle them and listen to them giggle (very worrying).

 Theatrical Scenes,-Expert. Much the same as a role playing expert, except he spends his time at the local amateur dramatic society getting his ideas.

 Stockings.-Expert. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Somebody who has a fetish for stockings. Enough said.

8/28/2010 9:53:32 AM

This is part 3 of my series on how subs can understand the true meaning behind expert Doms.

 

Exhibitionism.-Expert. Probably means he will dress you as a slut with clothes from Primark, or George at Asda and then take you for a walk around the street or to the local pub so that other men will feel increasingly jealous of him. Expert in this is just sad bully who needs to show others that he has a woman.

 Local BDSM community.-Expert. Because he has been single for so long, he has managed to find the courage to leave his computer and go to clubs, munches etc. But being such a sad loser, he has become an expert within the community, because he still cannot find a sub.

 Breast play.-Expert. Did not stop breast feeding until the age of 12, which if you notice about most Dom’s here is that they are all mummys’ boys. Or they probably are still teenage boys suckling on their mummies. 

Face slapping.- Expert. Probably a bully who feels that women need putting in their place. You will probably find that his previous subs are in homes for battered wives.

 Medical play. Expert- Had a sister and often played Doctors and Nurses as children.

Outdoor bondage.-Expert. Somebody who lives in a rural area near a wood or barn. Also knows how to tie a rope around a tree.

Serving as maid/butler.-Expert. Watched endless episodes of the Forsyte Saga. Or worked in the local restaurant or hotel, if they could work as cheap as one of the local Eastern Europeans. Ability to be able to balance a tray full of drinks.

 Uniforms-Expert. Probably a quartermaster in one of the services, or lives near to a fancy dress shop.

8/27/2010 5:12:14 AM

This is Part 2 of my guide to the expert Doms on this website. Feel free to discuss or add to.

 

Cages- Expert. Basically an expert in cages, will lead you to the cage, push you, or ordered you in. Then he will close cage door and lock it. Takes years to learn this expertise.

 

Electrical play- Expert. Will buy a sex toy that emits a mild electrical charge ( a bit like those things you bought from a joke shop and placed in the palm of your hand). He will then touch your erogenous zones with it. As most Doms use only words such as cunt, tits etc. I invite them to write to me for explanation of erogenous. Or if he is a real sicko sadist he will just hook you up to the mains.

 

Corner time- Expert. Hmmmmmmm. “Stand in the corner facing the wall”

 

Begging- Expert. Unless they mean hanging around near tube stations with a plastic cup or selling the Big Issue, I guess this means telling your slave to hold her hands together, as in prayer, and saying “I beg you, almighty Master”

 

Housework- Expert. A Dom doing housework? Unlikely, as most of them look like fat, unkempt lazy perves. Or does it mean they are able to tell you, “here is the vacuum and polish, now make my house look clean and tidy before the vicar arrives”.

 

Leashes-Expert. Much the same expertise as collars, this one. In other words, none. You take the buckle on the collar and attach it with a clip to the leash. Then you pulls the leash tight and lead your slave around.

 

Foot worship- Expert. Much the same as body worship, but easier to be an expert in, because the feet are only a small percentage of your whole body.

 

Gas Masks-Expert. This is very skilled, because you have to judge when you are going to fart or when your BO is becoming too much for the slave to handle. With the right timing you put the gas mask on her. For me it is easier and quicker to buy an Airwick. Or may be have a bath and use deodorant.

 

Part 3 tomorrow

8/26/2010 5:33:19 AM

I have decided to discuss all of the experts on this website. Being a SuperDom, I am of course an expert in all disciplines of BDSM. I am intrigued as to how some Doms are experts in certain categories. So my faithful little subs, let us discuss them.

One Dom writes – Massage (getting) Expert. What does this mean? He knows how to lie flat on the bed, table or floor? Or he has enough money for some Thai bird who actually wants to touch his fat, sweaty body?

Collars- Expert. Firstly this a website named CollarMe. Most people in their lives have buckled a belt or owned a dog. If you cannot manage the most basic aspect of this, then I think time to give up.

Diapers- Expert. Probably somebody who works in Mothercare, or has had kids. But seeing as most Doms expect a woman to do all housework and related tasks, I doubt they ever put a nappy on their kids.

Puppy play-Expert. Go to your local park and watch people throwing balls for their dogs with those plastic bendy gadgets. Or simply people who have watched every episode of Dog Borstal.

Watersports- Expert. I won’t make the obvious joke about jet skis etc. Now every teenage boy used to try and write his name in the snow in piss. I would like to think that any adult man can aim where he pisses. Although I am certain that there are many ladies who will complain about piss on the toilet seat, after some pissed guy has been there.

Eye contact Restrictions- Expert. Basically “Don’t look at me, or I will punish you.

Crossdressing-Expert. Raiding the wives’ wardrobe.

Body worship- Expert. “Look at my fat old wrinkly body and tell me how wonderful it is, to boost my self esteem, because I am afraid to look in the mirror. And then kiss it all over. Don’t worry slave, I have some mouthwash so that you can wash the taste of my sweat from your mouth.

 

This is part 1. Tomorrow I will place Part 2 in this series.

8/25/2010 6:42:20 AM

I am starting to feel a little guilty, now. It is strange for a SuperDom to ever feel guilty about anything. I am starting to see so much jealousy from other Doms. I am sorry guys, but it is the nature of things that one Dom was going to be the number 1 Dom of all. I am to Doms, what Maradona was to football (so many subs say that I have “Hand of God”). I appreciate your letters and you asking for my advice, but being a Dom is not learned, it is a god given right, that exists in my very essence. And for all the sub/slaves who now inundate me with offers of unconditional servitude, I will in time get around to giving you the ultimate in pleasure and total abuse. I know you offer me polyhousehold etc. but that is not possible unless we buy Buckingham Palace to house and cage you all. Have to have a word with the Queen, because she says she is servant to the nation. Now there’s a thought. Anyway, fellow Doms, keep searching because I am certain that there will be one sub/slave whom I missed and did not bring under my total influence. I am off to the doctors now. He tells me I am a miracle of science because my blood and body fluids are 100% testosterone.

8/24/2010 5:17:07 PM

Well, it was going to be a quiet day. Little bit of shopping needed doing in Asda. My local Asda is massive and I always know how difficult it is too stand out in this store. But, I could see the women looking at me as I walked in. They must have known there was a SuperDom in town. I mooched around looking at some of the bored housewives and young check out girls. Anyway I found myself by the ice cream section. There was a fit bird of  about 40 trying to decide what to buy. I said in my commanding voice “Try the mint choc chip, its lovely”. She smiled and said “No, my husband only loves vanilla”. That was it, the twelfth sense, that all of us Doms have, kicked in. She ain’t getting enough proper action at home. I pushed her trolley to the check out, sneakily putting my cheap, almost, out of date, cucumber into her trolley. A Dom always needs new sex toys, and a 12 icnh cucumber is the perfect foreplay before I give a sub the pleasure of my enormous tool. True Doms are also gentleman, so pushing her trolley and letting her pay for my cucumber was the least I could do. We walked out onto the street. She said “Do you fancy a sub?”. Now I knew I was onto a winner. In the local Subway, I started to get a little rankled. This bitch knows she wants me, but she isn’t making the first approach (any subs on this site will know that is what we Doms expect), I thought. As we got up to leave I grabbed her wrist. She struggled a little but when I whispered in her ear “I am a Dom, you are a slave” she suddenly said “Yes Sir”. I can’t believe that line always works still. Anyway, 2 hours of shagging her behind the local Mcdonalds where the staff  have their fag break, and she was begging me to take her from her boring husband. The young burger workers were still applauding me as I left with her thong tucked into my pocket with yet another trophy for my knicker cabinet. 

8/23/2010 6:44:50 PM

Well, there I was this morning and I looked around the house. It was a tip. I picked up Yellow pages and found “Maids r Us”. Two hours later and there was this amazing looking girl standing at the door in her uniform, a tight fitting red number which was only just long enough to cover her perfectly shaped arse. She introduced herself as “Anka”. I felt the temptation to make some schoolboy rhyming joke, but I needed to show my maturity. We had a cup of coffee and after she had told me that she had come from Warsaw with her 4 brothers and 5 cousins, and that they now lived in a shed in Slough, sharing 2 beds on a rota basis, I suggested that she might actually like to do some cleaning. I grabbed the milk and purposely spilt it on her dress. A little trick I learned watching 1970’s porn films. How I wished I had a thick black moustache at this moment. I took her dress and told her I would fetch a towel from upstairs. When I returned, without the towel ( I am so naughty), she was on all fours happily scrubbing away. I saw how she wiggled her arse. I knew she was inviting me to take her even though she did not know I was watching. I looked at her with my powerful hypnotic eyes. That book “Hypnosis for Dummies” comes in handy sometimes. Anyway after 4 hours of using her in every way possible, I told her that her dress was now dry. I respect a woman’s privacy so I won’t go into details about how I used her, but I will post photos of her later. She left and said that she would not charge me for the extra time, because I was so damn good.

8/22/2010 6:38:54 PM

I was hoping that Sunday night would be relaxing. Gave my subs and slave the night off and settled in to watch Countryfile, so that I could see remote places to tie my slaves to trees. But, there was a knock on the door. It was Tracy, the local hard girl bully, she wanted half a cup of sugar to borrow, but knowing her she would never return it. Fuck it, I thought, she may be the local brat, but I can give her some sugar. I asked her in and said “How’s  life under the Asbo?”. She looked at me and said “Fuck you prick, the fucking filth have tagged me”. Well that did it for me, the idea of her having some bondage gear around her ankle. I looked deep into her eyes with anger. Within 2 seconds she was under my power. I watched as she walked into the front room, in her sexy pink toweling tracksuit and fake Nike trainers. I told her to get naked. Loved the tattoo across her stomach which said “ACAB”. She sat on the chair willingly. I touched her pussy a little and could see that she was dying to cum. I thought I would try orgasm control and told her “you do not cum until I tell”. I placed my hand on her forehead and said “Wait until Master returns before you orgasm and do not move”. Next thing I knew I was in the Red Lion. I spoke to old Tom and told him I had a tough one at home. He suggested a few pints of “Wife beater” if I wanted to be rough with a woman. After 10 pints of Stella I went home to Tracy. I was pleased that she had not moved, I don’t think the ropes that bound her to the chair had anything to do with it. I untied her and sat on the sofa. I ordered her to play with herself. I watched stroking my cock. It was the most amazing thing, because the next thing I know it was the morning. I was covered in sweat and saliva, and the bitch had nicked my flat screen TV, my i-phone and my wallet.

8/21/2010 5:03:23 AM

Another amazing night. I had planned to stay in and relax, but then I got a call. I was invited to go to the ranch in Yorkshire. DomMaster Nigel and Domme Doris had a virgin slave who they needed breaking in. It was an honour to be contacted by DomMaster Nigel who anyone on the circuit will know well as The Grand Wizard of The House Of BDSM. I could not believe how clear the roads were, the drive from London to Yorkshire taking only 30 minutes. I went into the woods where the virgin slave lay on the sacrificial altar. Nigel was sitting on his throne. I looked at the virgin slave and then at Domme Doris. I could not believe how Doris looked at me in awe. After 5 minutes of heavy punishment and name calling Doris was lying on the floor, sniveling and begging me for mercy. DomMaster Nigel also begged me to stop the cruel torture. I was feeling lenient and started to use the virgin slave who was calling my name in exaltation. But Doris begged me to punish her again. DomMaster Nigel also begged me to display my unworldly and expert skills. I looked at the three of them with pity, before leaving them all and driving back to London, which only took 20 minutes. I really must stop eating cheese before I sleep at night.

8/20/2010 5:35:07 AM
Ah! Another night with my ten new subs. I know what the arabs felt like with their harems. I am amazed at my ability to keep them all happy, using each of them, for 3 hours each in a 24 hour period. It was great to see that the two "newbies" were so much more willing and experienced than the 8 experienced subs. We tried pony play and it was amazing especially when we reenacted the charge of the light brigade. I didn't think that I could keep wood for so long, but then again all the spam I get selling me viagra in my email certainly helped. We made it into a Gorean theme night, because I could not find my Star Trek videos, and when all the subs bowed before me proclaiming me as their only true god, it both humbled me and made me feel almighty power. It was difficult sleeping after this session, but then I woke up and realized I had been sleeping.
7/26/2010 7:46:28 AM
Old master Wu sat under the tree. He looked at the student and said "Wake, and smell the grass". The young boy looked around and all he could see was desert. "Master, how can I smell the grass, there is no grass". Master Wu looked at the boy "If you do not understand, go from here" he said. The boy turned, dejected and began to walk. As he walked the smell of grass filled his nose.
From the ancient writings of Kan Zed Yu
7/25/2010 7:00:22 AM
A message for all those people who come to my page and then try to insult me or offend me. You are just a voice on the internet. I cannot be insulted in reality, so why do you think I can be insulted by a voice on the internet.
7/21/2010 5:32:14 PM

Been here for a while now. Seems to me that most of the guys here are experts or experienced etc. etc. And they all have names "master"  "dom" etc. Come on guys, we know what we are, we don't have to put it in our nicknames. Or may be you think that a true sub/slave is so dumb she needs to be told what we are.  Or may be you need to boost your egos. Be a bit more original or just use your own name. And please don't live in a fantasy world that you know exactly what each individual woman wants.

kope4u
 
 Age: 30
 Bellingham, Washington