This is the Dom of your dreams. The one you've been waiting for all your life.

I am a genius, perfect physical shape, incredibly rich, impossibly funny, and a gifted conversationalist. I am the most handsome man you will ever meet. All women love and adore me. I have more experience than any guy you know and know how to satisfy you completely, an easy task for my giant penis. But, I’m not going to satisfy you. I will tease you mercilessly. I will force you to work for every little speck of pleasure and you will love me for it.

When Google can’t find something, it asks me. I have wrestled with great white sharks just to attach lasers to their heads. I once met Christian Grey and made him my bitch.

…and I’m humble.

Disclaimer: Some of the above claims may be exaggerations, half truths or total lies. Determining which claims are true and which are not is left as an exercise for the reader.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Owner
99% Dominant
99% Master/Mistress
98% Rigger
97% Degrader
87% Sadist
79% Daddy/Mommy
77% Primal (Hunter)
73% Brat tamer
69% Voyeur
53% Non-monogamist
36% Experimentalist
23% Ageplayer
16% Vanilla
13% Exhibitionist