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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
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Merry Christmas every one! Please be safe! |
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She kneeled in the corner with her nose pressed against the wall and hands behind her back. She kept running the previous moments over and over in her head. She really messed up this time and boy was she going to pay for it. He was in the other room setting up for her punishment. He told her he was going to break her once and for all.
Pretty soon she was being pulled back by her hair. She never even heard him walk up behind her. It surprised her so much she let out a little scream and fell backwards when her body jumped.
"Come with me" he said. "yes Sir" she replied. He stopped and turned to her and looked down. "You do not have permission to look at me. You do not have permission to speak to me. You do not have permission to walk. The only thing you have permission to do right now is breath...don't make me take that from you too! IF there is something VERY important you may grunt 4 times and if I feel like asking what is wrong I will do so. When I ask you a question you will grunt once for yes and twice for no. Do you understand?" "grunt" was her response confirming she did understand. "Very good...now crawl your fat ass into the room."
She crawled in to the room to see he pulled the naughty chair out into the middle of the room. "SIT DOWN NOW BITCH!" He ordered. She could tell by the sound of his voice this was going to be a very hard session.
She sat in the chair and tried to relax while he strapped her arms and legs to the chair. Panic started to rise up in side her. He then pulled the strap around her neck that kept her from moving her head. She started to tremble. "That's right little bitch...shake. You know you fucked up and you know you are going to pay. I am going to break you from saying "no" to me once and for all. By the time I get finished with you, you won't even remember that word exists. Do you understand?" "grunt" was the response.
He placed a blind fold over her eyes so she couldn't see what was happening. This really terrified her. How could she prepare herself for what was coming? What was he going to do? Why did...
"smack" across the face. The sting shocked her immensley. "smack" across the other cheek. This one stung even more. She could feel the heat rising in her cheeks. He never hit her hard enough to do any big damage, the real pain came from knowing she had messed up.
"Do you like that bitch!?" Two grunts was the response this time which in return got her two more slaps on each cheek. "Was that a no!? Didn't I just tell you I am going to break you from saying no?" That returned only one grunt this time. "uh huh...that's what I thought."
Her cheeks were on fire now. She could feel the redness all the way to the bone. In fact she was so focused on her cheeks that had it not been for the restraints she would have jumped right out of the chair when she felt something burning her breasts and thighs. She let out a scream that would have waken the dead. Laughing he asks "What's the matter slut? Don't you like that?" Without even thinking she let out two more grunts. "Damn bitch" she hears and then burning spattered all over her face, neck and breasts. She let out another cry. "That was another no I got from you wasn't it!?" The response was a very shaken grunt. "Let's try this again...don't you like what I am doing to you my little bitch?" "grunt" "Well good, because I am far from being done!"
She began to feel the burning every where now. Her arms, her legs, the inside of her thighs. She could feel it molding to her body. The smell of hot wax was getting stronger and stronger. With every splatter she would fight against the restraints. Never managing to get any more loose than she was when this started.
"I am not going to tolerate the word no any more. The word no is to be completely wiped away from your vocabulary from here on out. Is this understood?" "grunt" "Very good. I Own you. I control everything. It is my way and my way only. Is this understood?" "grunt" "Do you think it pleases me to have to discipline you over and over for the same thing bitch?" Silence...not even a single grunt. He laughs..."see, I knew you had a brain in there. Too bad you didn't use it sooner"
There was a little silence except for his foot steps across the room. She knew which direction he was going to. She didn't like that he was going that direction. What was coming sent a chill right up her spine. She tensed up her whole body in anticipation. However it didn't work. The stinging that shot through her was so intense it made her eyes well up. Then the cane struck her across the legs again and again. Sending more pain in to her. He kept repeating it over and over again. Not just across her legs either. Her arms, her breasts, her stomach...she didnt' think it was ever going to stop. She prayed it would stop soon. She didn't know how much more she could take. She trusted him though. She knew he would never take it too far. This time, however, he definitely took her almost to the breaking point. She thought she was going to either throw up or pass out.
"Enjoying yourself?" Silence. "Are those tears I see coming down your red cheeks?" "Grunt" "Is that your body trembling and shaking I see?" "Grunt" "Does this mean that you want more?" Silence "Does this mean my bitch is starting to learn?" "Grunt".
She felt him undo the straps on her arms, legs and neck. She weakly reached up to remove the blindfold. He grabbed her wrist before she could. "Oh no you don't. I am not through with you yet." Her head dropped forward thinking about what may still be ahead. She was too weak to respond and knew it was better than to saying anything.
He helped her out of the chair and guided her across the room. She felt him bend her over the whipping table. He fastened her collar and wrists to the table so she could not move her upper body. He spread her legs and placed her knees on the edges and fastened her thighs to the table. Now she couldn't touch the floor with her feet and she could not move her thighs or try to bring them together.
First he started with the cane. All up and down her back side, even the feet. Then the riding crop hitting every one of the marks that were left from the cane. Causing the pain to be even more intense.
She doesn't know how many strikes she received. She doesn't know how many marks there will be. She does know that the tears streaming down her inflammed cheeks are the result of not just the hurt being inflicted upon her, but from the hurt she is feeling for disappointing him so much. Her sobs are coming from the heart. He knows this too. He knows how much it pains her to disappoint him. That is why he would never release her. He doesn't just own her body. Her owns her her heart as well.
"Your punishment is done bitch. We will never speak of this again. Is that understood?" A very quiet and heartbroken single grunt was heard...followed by some sobs. She was so relieved it was over. She was going to be better. "Very good. You now have permission to speak again bitch. Is there something you would like to say?" "yes Sir" she responded between sighs. "Thank you for caring enough to teach me Sir" "You are very welcome bitch. Now, you have done well, would you like this cock in your pussy or your mouth bitch?" "My mouth please, clean my mouth out with your cock please" "Very well then" he walked to the side of the table that she was facing and unclipped her collar from the table so she could lift her head. He shoved his cock in her mouth roughly and fucked her face till she was choking and gagging. Spit was drooling out the sides of her mouth and on her chin. She could barely catch little breaths when he pulled back before shoving the cock back in again. All you could here was wet gagging noises and gasps. This made his cock even harder. Oh how he loved that sound. It was music to his ears.
Eventually she could feel his body tighten up. She knew she would be filled up with his cum. Surprising though, however, he pulled out and shot it all over her face and forehead. It was dripping every where. He leaned over and kissed her on the head and told her she was a good bitch. "You are not allowed to wipe that off, do you understand?" "yes Sir i do" "Good girl, once I undo you, you are to go lay down on your doggie pillow and that is where you are to stay for the rest of the night. Tomorrow you have permission to get up and go clean yourself...but no sooner. Understood?" "Yes Sir, it is very understood".
He unfastened her from the table and helped her down. He removed the blindfold from her eyes. She blinked a few times trying to focus. Once she did she could see herself in the mirror across the room. Her whole body was red. She had bruises and marks from the cane and crop. She also had red wax every where. Her face was covered with tears and cum. She thought to herself she looked ugly and terrible. He thought to himself she looked beautiful. Wearing all of his marks. What a lovely bitch.
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A few reasons why there aren't very many blacks in Idaho...
KTVB
REXBURG - In the aftermath of last week's election of Barack Obama as President of the United States, some grade school students in an eastern Idaho town chanted "assassinate Obama," as they rode the school bus.
The Madison School District says it happened last week with a group of second- and third-grade students. A district spokesperson says most of them didn't understand the meaning of the word "assassinate."
Rexburg is located in Madison County - which overwhelmingly voted for John McCain in the recent election, and is known as one of the state's most conservative communities.
KIDK-TV reports the students also added the name of a student on the bus to the chant.
The district's superintendent e-mailed district employees Friday -- with a reminder that words like "kill" and "assassinate" are taken seriously. Superintendent Geoffrey Thomas reminded employees that using such language can carry sanctions.
The superintendent also stressed tolerance of different political viewpoints.
VAY, Idaho -- The U.S. Secret Service is investigating a sign erected by a northern Idaho landowner that advertises a "free public hanging" of President-elect Barack Obama and several other political figures.
Bonner County Sheriff Elaine Savage says she and Secret Service agents on Thursday will take a firsthand look at the sign put up by Ken Germana.
Germana says the sign is a political statement.
The handmade cardboard sign includes a noose fashioned from a length of rope.
Obama's name is the most prominent on the sign.
But it also includes the names of Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and civil rights activist and former presidential candidate Al Sharpton. |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female ! initiate s sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....... )
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone !
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my ass hurts...my hoochie hurts...my nipple hurts...and i have scratch marks on my back...who knew horse riding was so physical! now i understand how some one loses their virginity doing it! |
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TWENTY SEVEN LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
........He thought he was God and I didn't .
2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18.. Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
24 ..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26 .. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music .
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Wow...i am so exhausted. i work 8-5 Monday thru Friday and go to school 6-10 Monday thru Thu. This is seriously taking a toll on me and today was just the first day of the second week! LOL...it's all good though. i just keep telling myself it will all be worth it in the end!
So with this in mind...if it takes a while for me to respond to an email please do not take it personally! Just means i haven't had a chance to do it! |
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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....And off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City.
...and went to find the Great Wizard
'What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem!' said the Wizard, 'Who's next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said:
'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! Says the Wizard.'
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'The American people say that I need a brain.'
'No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do YOU want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE ?
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my son and i went to Carl's Jr. on friday and ordered burgers...i ordered mine with no ketchup or mayo
got to the table and opened it and busted out laughing...showed it to my son and he was like OMG! He started laughing
took it up to the counter and showed it to the manager and she was like OMG! I AM SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!
she shows it to the cook
the cook and the fry person are looking at it like "what? what's wrong? there is no ketchup or mayo like she asked"
then the manager says "yeah and there is no hamburger patty either!" and the cook was like OMG...lol...the fry person busted up laughing
I couldn't help but laugh. Oh and I made sure to watch the cook get my hamburger on the bun to make sure it wasn't spit in! LOL |
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Got registered for school this week. I am so excited...well not too excited about the phlebotomy/IV course...ew! LOL |
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OMG...I am so glad to be home. I have been in the hospital since thursday. I still have a battle ahead of me too. Hopefully this time will be the last though! |
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I am going back to school...I already have my Associates Degree for medical office management...now I am going to get my Masters for health care administration. I am so excited. I am also going to work on getting my associates for graphic design at the same time. I will be busy busy busy but so worth it! |
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new pictures posted...randomly scattered |
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New pictures pending...trying to keep them up to date. Some of you out there should consider doing the same thing. I have been on here for a few years and notice some of you still have the same pic! Don't tell me you found the fountain of youth and still look exactly the same ;) |
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Calgon take me away! Damn I need to get away! |
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An interesting law I found...
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. |
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You are so good to me. i think i am the luckiest little slut in the world. Your guidance and concern for me are like no other. i know You will make me the best slave ever. i will serve You like no other. |
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I found this to be very appropriate!
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them! |
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Seriously...we are all adults on here...have we forgot how to read or are we still stuck in the kindergarten days when all we wanted to do was look at the pictures!? LOL...ok short vent there, all done. Hope all is well! |
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Only a Mom would know
* Cup of Tea
* One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an
accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and
it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when
I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After
several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
home..
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a
cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and
sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and
she watches him drink it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know... :)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to
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Pic of new tattoo should be posting soon... |
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ok I deleted the message I received from Mr. Dumbass...I think he and every one else got the idea of how ignorant he is. I also sent the message to collarme. Rather or not they do anything about it will be another story. |
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please do close that wall around me...i look very forward to it |
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i am so very excited right now...i have met an incredible man on this site. i look forward to a lot of tomorrows with Him. |
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My little thoughts ;)
For a life style that is all about respect there sure is a LOT of disrespectful people in it.
Don't come off as being perfect either, because I will find your imperfections...in fact just thinking that you are perfect is your biggest imperfection.
Do not come at me calling me names or throwing commands at me. There is only one person that can do it...and trust me it will never be you.
Have a wonderful day!
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Just got back from a wonderful week in Oklahoma. Thank you Mrincredible for making that week even more wonderful. I got to see friends and family that I haven't seen in 14-23 years. You were not a "plus" on the trip...you were the highlight of it. I am keeping my fingers crossed and my ambition hight to be back down there permanently. |
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Two different floggers, a riding crop, clothes pins, ky gel and an examination glove...oh my what a night. |
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I am in Tulsa, OK having the time of my life...paying for it...but having a blast! Dinner, dancing, lost friends and a Dom...what more could I ask for!? |
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Leaving for Oklahoma bright and early Saturday morning! I am sooooo excited! |
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Happy Mother's Day!  |
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My daughter and I did the race for the cure today. It was nice spending time with her. I miss having her at home :( |
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Counting down the days! Soooo excited! |
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Went to my first arena football came last night. It was way cool...until we kept scoring and scoring and scoring and the other team didn't. By half time the back up players were in the game and all the excitement was gone. |
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I am going to Oklahoma!!!!!! I am soooooooo happy right now I can't stand it! YAY!!! |
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Another long week...but that's ok. I don't mind too much since I really do like my job.
Still planning to get to Oklahoma. I am hoping to eventually relocate there. Keeping my fingers crossed! |
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What a long week...and it is only Tuesday! I really need a vacation! |
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two new pics should be up soon |
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Very sad right now...I want to be in Oklahoma so bad. 16 years is a long time to be away from those you love and miss. |
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Feeling a little depressed right about now. I am suppose to be in Oklahoma with my friends and family...but nooooooo...nothing ever works out the way it is suppose to. Sigh...story of my life...lol
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Seriously...it does pay to think before you speak. Unless of course you enjoy sounding like a complete dumb ass...then speak away. Every one enjoys a good laugh. |
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Yay its the weekend! I am going to a basketball game tomorrow night with my boss and one of my old co-workers from another place. CAN'T WAIT! |
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Life really is short...my niece gave birth to a beautiful little girl yesterday. Last night that precious baby went to sleep in her daddy's arms and never woke up again. RIP baby Renae. |
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ZEN SARCASM
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
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awww...he said i have a chunky butt...how sweet...LOL!!! |
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Believe it or not...there IS a difference between being Dominant and being a dick. Do NOT use this life style to cover up your abusive, needy and ignorant nature.
OK...I feel better now that I got that off my chest  |
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I don't know who Murphy is or why he had to come up with that damn law, but if I ever meet him I am going to kick him in the nuts!  |
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$9 MILF
The Fort Lauderdale-based airline, which specializes in flights to the Caribbean, is advertising a "Many Islands, Low Fares" special.
A limited number of flights to the Bahamas are as low as $9. Most of the flights included in the sale are in the $69-$89 range.
On Spirit's web site they are calling the offer the "MILF" sale; short for "Many Island, Low Fares."
Some Internet bloggers have pointed that "MILF" is known as an obscene acronym in some circles. It is used to describe an attractive older woman.
Some bloggers suggest the use of "MILF" is an unintentional oversight by the airline.
Others say Spirit knows exactly what they are doing. They point to the image of a Caribbean island in the ad that has been altered to resemble a reclining woman.
"You can't tell me that a bunch of marketing guys sat around talking about this promotion and no one knew of the more adult meaning," one blogger posted.
"I dunno about the fares, but someone in marketing is having a good laugh," wrote another. |
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Life and Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come
back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear
was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first
to die. True to his word he made contact, "Connie....Connie."
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm
sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have
lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around
the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then
it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed
sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly...I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."
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humpty dumpty sat on the bed
little bobeep givin him head
soon he came, she started to weep
she knew by the taste he been f'n her sheep
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Hahahahaha...I got called a dude! Because I wouldn't go to yahoo and cam with her! Sorry MizzRose, but my female parts are for the pleasure of men... |
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When two people are in a relationship it is NOT suppose to be 50/50...both should EACH be giving 100% |
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A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't!
Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", sweetly replied the greeter. "I
just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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VIRGINS .....
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask ..... so ..... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other gurls ..... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ..... "You want ..... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"
Hope this did not offend any one...I thought it was cute. |
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my daughters b/f is in jail for domestic violence. he pulled my daughter out of her friends car and dragged her across their lawn by the foot. luckily the cops had been called. i can NOT begin to explain what i am feeling at this time. no he is not a black man...for those of you who automatically ASSume...just goes to show their are P.O.S's in every ethnicity! |
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Life is the hardest lesson to learn.
A heart is the most painful thing to break.
To love and be loved unconditionally makes it all worth the pain and effort. |
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Flat Tire
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases
it over onto the shoulder of the Road. She carefully steps out of the
car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became
snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is Going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. |
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For those who don't know...i love to take pictures. Right now i have a photo entered in to a contest. i would really love it if my friends voted on it...yes i am begging, its my style!! ;) Shoot me an email and i will send you the link!!! SMOOOOOOCHES!!!
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i love it when people are all talk...gives me something to laugh about! |
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OK...so here is the poop scoop! I never made it to Everett. I was flying on a stand by status. I went on Frontier (he works for them) and Frontier does not go from Boise to Seattle so I had to go to Denver first. After not being able to catch any flights to Seattle I said *f* it I am just going to go back home! Well couldn't do that either...no flights! SOOOO...I called up a friend of mine that I had not seen since I moved away from Denver 14 years ago and her, I and another one of our friends went out dancing just like old times and I stayed at her house! I got to see my old house too! It was awesome! Never wanted to come home! I did though...so here I am! |
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yay! hate mail! there is one person on here that is really really persistant...only one...well his fake Domme friend once too...but never any one else...I am trying to figure out if he really is that ignorant or if he just enjoys being put in his place by a white chick...probably just does it because he loves strokin' it while being humiliated and reminded of what kind of yellow bellied coward he really is...i bet he has never contacted any of the black men on here to tell them how he really feels...so it must just be a fetish for him...LOL |
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ok...so today i was accused of being a member of the kkk... ...now while i pull myself up from falling over laughing so hard , i would like to say...wait, let me catch my breath ...oh dear...i would like to say that i apologize if i gave off that impression to any one...i can honestly say that i am not, have not, nor ever will be a member of the kkk... ...for those of you who may still have your doubts... <----oh yea...right there! |
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I will seek and find you .I shall take you to bed and have my way with you . I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu |
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Some one made a comment to me that my profile makes me sound like i have an addiction...i am very pleased to say that this is not the case. |
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why does life have to be so full of negativity? |
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Could some one please stop the world...i'd like to get off. |
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submissive/slave...there are so many ideas as to what the difference is between the two. Care to share any thoughts on what Y/you think the difference is? |
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Life is too short for the bullshit that is dealt on a daily basis... |
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JUST AN FYI!!
my Master and i did NOT split on bad terms. There are no hard feelings between us. |
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Why do people only look at the picture of the person and not their profile. It would save every one involved a lot of wasted time. |
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Thought this was funny...
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxur ies like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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ok...i am taking a poll...is there a difference between "having fun" and "being used"??? |
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She stands perfectly still while He walks around her...watching her...observing her...planning each and every action. He stands in front of her...close enough that she can feel His breath on the top of her head. He bends down and gently kisses her lips...her cheek...her earlobe. Then He slowly slides his tongue down the side of her neck. Feeling her heart start to race...her breath getting faster. Once He finds that sweet spot that gaurantees Him what ever He wants He opens His mouth and gently embeds His teeth into her flesh. Slowly clamping down deeper and deeper until her body paralyzes and her knees give out. He swoops her up in His arms before she hits the ground...never once letting go of the sweet spot where her neck meets her shoulder. He knows that she is lost now...gone to her zone..weak and defenseless against Him. He carries her into the bedroom...His grip on her still intact...never letting go until He finally lays her down on the bed...before she gets a chance to come back to reality He rolls her onto her stomach and lifts up her hips so her ass is just at the right level. He fastens her wrists to her knees...securing her in this position for as long as He needs. Her head starts to move...He knows she is coming back to Him...it is time. Time for Him to do things to her that she never imagined...oh how He loved training her...she was just a virgin to this life style when they had met...now she was His property, His pet...His toy to play with where ever, when ever and how ever He pleased...and right now He pleased to stimulate her senses...senses she never knew existed. He reach for the candle that was lit next to the bed...tipping it...letting the wax drop on her lower back where it meets with her bottom...she lets out a yelp as the wax runs down her back before it hardens...He does this a few more times...each time getting the same reaction...satisfied with the trails down her back He reaches for an ice cube out of a glass...He follows each of the trails of wax...from her ass down her back and up again...resting the ice on top of her ass...leaving it there...telling her if she squirms and makes it fall off He will punish her...she does not wish to disobey her Master so she stays perfectly still while the ice melts and drips down her back and down her bottom...into her hole...slightly disappointed that she did not let Him punish her He gives her ass a nice little smack any way...resulting in that lovely little yelp He loves to hear. He reaches over and opens a drawer, this is the drawer of pain and pleasure...He pulls out a nice little ass plug...that vibrates...and lubes it nicely and inserts it into her ass...she begins to squirm and quiver and moan...He then grabs His cat-o-nine and gently slaps it across her ass...repeatedly, over and over again...increasing the intensity of each blow until her sweet little bottom is just the right shade of red...at this point He takes a vibrating egg and slides it deep in her pussy and turns it on...this along with the vibrating ass plug sends her soaring in nothing flat...getting her into lots of trouble for not asking first...such a naughty little slave...now she has to be punished...He reaches for His riding crop and lays down on the bed next to her...whispering in her ear "I am very disappointed in you my pet, now look what I have to do"...He shows her the crop and she starts to plead "Please Master nooooooooo!" when "WHACK" goes the first blow and out goes a scream...He loved to hear her scream..."WHACK" hits another one...stinging all the way from her back side to her eyes...tears filling her eyes..."WHACK" a third and a forth...she begins to whimper and cry...a few more strikes and He feels He has made his point...He pulls the plug from her bottom and the vibrator from her pussy and replaces it with His cock...pounding and thrusting harder and harder...she screams louder and louder...unable to take any more she passes out...going beyond her zone...He continues to fill her deeper and deeper till it is His time to be satisfied...he pulls out and releases himself on that same spot of her ass so that His cum runs down her bottom and rests on her back with the wax and melted ice...gently He removes the cuffs from her wrists and knees...rolls her onto her side...and slides up behind her...holding her...caressing her...letting her know how proud He is of her...gently bringing her back to Him...where she belongs. |
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i will forever bow before You
and fulfill all of Your needs.
i will worship and adore You
where ever this journey leads.
i am Your slave and property
to teach, train and guide.
i give You my heart and soul
from You i will not hide.
it is You i will always cherish
above me You will always stand.
Your strength and power control me
with touches from Your hand. |
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One look in Your eyes
i drop to my knees
Holding my hair
You do as You please
You are my Master
i am Your slave
Sumission and control
is what i crave
Love and punishment
Dealt with a strong hand
Bondage and orgasm
performed on command
Loyalty and trust
is what You gain
While i lie on the bed
and You inflict pain |
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Wrists bound together suspended barely above my head.
Feet firmly restrained a few lengths apart.
Upper body forced to bend over slightly.
Bare bottom facing out.
Blindfolded
Earplugs
Gag
All make the sense of touch stronger.
"This is going to hurt you more than it is going to hurt Me"
He says before replacing an ear plug.
Black leather and white flesh.
Can't see it coming.
Can't hear it coming.
Sting is intense.
Muffled scream.
Again and again and again.
Red welted kisses front and back.
Punished with love. |
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lying on my back
my head slightly off the bed
my Master standing over me
thrusting his cock into my mouth
wrapping his hands around my throat
fucking my mouth
going deep down my throat
choking and gagging
arms and legs spread wide
tied to the bed
tears in my eyes
can't move
rythm getting stronger
strokes going deeper
i continue to struggle
my Master's body spasms
my throat is filled
He is pleased |
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