Kalyndrah


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	About Kalyndrah Seeking male submissive (UNDER 37 ONLY) for no-strings housework. Dishes, floors, etc. Nothing too awful, probably bondage involved. =) Now on to the profile... Seriously folks, if you just want me to do kinky chat with you, move along. I'm looking for new friends, new play partners, maybe a new relationship, not just cheap wankers. That's what 900#'s are for. Talk to me, don't just try to get off while we're chatting, JEEZ! Before you read any further, understand I am only bi with sub women! I only go Domme when the mood/timing/phase of the moon is right and ONLY FOR LOCALS! I am looking for friends, play partners, etc, but NOT a relationship - I already have one of those! That said. I'm a smartass, I make bad jokes, I am a gamer-geek, and I don't deal well with people who are unfamiliar with the words "grammatically correct." On the flip side, I have a lot of fun with people who are open to fun, and I'm loyal to those who treat me well. Now, on to other things... I am a switch (only Dom with people I already know), and bi. Just call me greedy! ;-) I could consider being poly if I'm the main. =) What I do want is more people in the life in MY life. I enjoy my kink, I'm proud of it, and like to share. I am willing to chat with new people, offer guidance and suggestion to new subbies as that is what I primarily am, and maybe share a bondage toy/house slave with my man. I am SSC and cautious. And I have friends who are also into the life and usually one comes with me on first meets so I can have a Devil's Advocate later if necessary. I can't and won't be a 24/7, I'm not anyone's slave, but that said, I'm happy to talk to new people. And people in the area looking for a safe haven to get their kink out are welcome in my kinky house. ;-) People who can't laugh need not apply! So much of what builds a strong and successful relationship of any kind is communication, flexibility, and communication. My wants change as I learn more about myself and the world around me, and as I can provide more of my wants for myself. I'm a smart kid, chat it up, you never know what you might discover about yourself while you're talking to someone completely new. =)

I've been hanging out mostly on FetLife since I got back into the life after my last vanilla relationship ended. You can find me there, or on kik under the same name as here.
As a switch, I'll often change my "looking for" preferences to suit my mood, but I identify as an 80/20 switch with the mix being 80% submissive.

Pretty sure I just scared some unsuspecting people that showed up on my home page with my coffee induced giddiness.

.... oh well.? =)

Back again!? Hard to keep up with the net these days, lots of things to do, and I've turned into a total gamer.? It's sad.? But I love it!? Great friends, lots of fun, but looking for someone to share the BDSM and the gaming.? =)

Yeah, it's been months since I've been back.? Had what I call a "Life Changing Event" and just didn't want to talk to anyone at all.? Period.? Spent a month of that just being completely numb.? Going through the motions of life, not really living it.? Long story.? I'm finally getting back to being social, thanks to a customer/client person at work coming out as a crossdresser and reminding me I have some kickass friends into alternative lifestyles that I'm missing a lot.? so... I'm BAAACK!(But the hair is not.? The hair is now back to just below my shoulders, but growing fast, as usual)

"Hogtied.com... where women cannot escape!"? I don't know why, but that just BEGS for the smartass comments I always have.? Like... why would a woman who WANTS to escape go to a place called hogtied?? And.... what about the women with really oily skin?? What about contortionists???? Do the women do that trick that horses do when you saddle them... they take a deeeep breath while you're bucking the saddle, so when you're done, they let out that breath and the saddle falls off, and probably you with it (if you don't know horses do this) and the horse gets a good laugh?? Yes, that was the horse laughing, not a whuffle or a snort.??? This is turning into a tangent, I think I will end it now with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Don't be intimidated by a submissive who respects him/herself enough to have ground rules until there is a mutual understanding of one another.? This is the sign that you have an intelligent being on your hands, not a doormat.? This is a gift, not a burden.? I say this as a Switch who has ground rules, and has topped submissives with and without rules.? The ones that respect themselves enough to not just roll over for a flogging on a first meet are the more fun.? They're usually a challenge worth the work.? ;-) (*ahem, Matthew*)

I just want a hug... is that so much to ask?? *sniffle*

I am pale. No I will NOT go out and get some sun. I prefer pixels to most people. The stupidity of the human race as a whole is too frustrating.? I get frustrated with pixels, i turn the computer off and read a book!? I am mouthy, and the only freakin thing that will shut me up .... *grin* wouldn't you like to know?

I am cheery within 45 minutes of waking up today.? Something has got to be wrong.? o.O

*beats head on wall repeatedly*? DOMINATE IS A VERB NOT A NOUN OR ADJECTIVE!!? you are a DOMINANT male, not a DOMINATE male.? *continues beating head on wall*

Random comment. I will kick the ass of anyone who harms (in a way he doesn't like) DullRazer. And I fight dirty. Nope not claiming the little cutiepie, he's still up for grabs, but damn it, dude's awesome as hell, don't you maim him! Now I will go back to pretending I have not just gushed about the poor thing and go back to being a smartass grumpy wierdo. Nite folks!

The funniest thing in the world to me is when I say I'm not looking for submissive men... and I STILL get tons of mail from em!? that's pretty much why i'm not lookin.? I don't HAVE to.? i do switch, and it's fun.? But there's a line.? y'all gettin what YOU need from me, but y'all don't want to reciprocate and let me float around in sub space for a little while.? *spank*? BAD BOYS!
Anyway.? That said, I'm not going to reject you for being sub.? i'm not going to reject you for being a Dom chick.? I'm only not going to answer your email if ther'es just no polite way to answer what you sent me, or you can't string together a coherent thought to save your life.? I say that.... and someone's gonna flame, but sheesh .... flamers are people who don't have anything better to do than be petty to people they don't know.? Folk who interest me are the ones that talk to me about... god i don't know, my gerbils or something and get a feel for my personality and who i m before we start talking about who gets to tie who up and is my preferred safeword "banana-nougaty-cheese fries" or "MMMPHHHMMM!"
*frolicks off into the sunset*

Be local or willing to come to me because I don't make enough to travel right now (THANK YOU GAS PRICES!!) and have let my car become a yard ornament until things change... (job or economy!)

Well well well.? I have returned after a nice long break from this site. ? That happens when you think you've found your sweety, and then.... you were wrong.? So I'm back again, on the prowl (haha).? Just actually looking for new kink-friendly friends, maybe some playtime, eventually a relationship of some sort.? But I'm cautious, very cautious, so its always friends first with me.? Be aware.

Need I remind everyone, I do not sub to women? Apparently I do need to issue this reminder, because yet again, I'm receiving emails about being a handmaiden to Mistress. Totally not happ'nin folks. I like my females sub and fond of lots of rope. I like my males strong and more daddy than sadist... though... well, sadism is fun. But no, a male dom, fem sub couple... we might could chat. single Dom males, yes. Single fem subs... possibly, but you'd have to be at least bi, no lesbians because I like men, and if you're mine, I share because I'm a switch.

Are we clear now? Good.

I hate it when I can't sleep. Just start thinking.
"LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking."
"A dangerous pasttime..."
"... I know"

Is it too much to ask to be surrounded by men I enjoy listening to? I.e. ones with deep voices and Brittish or Irish accents? I don't think that's too much to ask, I don't!

Have I mentioned it's been busy?! Where does my time go? Oooh yeah... hanging out with Dan and the Llama. And talking to Josh. And raising gerbil babies. And helping my parents with the house. And ... GAH!

And off I go to try to find a little while to relax.... mmm hot bath... mmmm....

*grins* Yeah, it's kinda nice to be on my own again. The paying the bills sucks, yes, but I like not having to explain the non-relationship with my roommate to potential new friends/playmates/bed warmers is pretty spiffy.

To all who advised me against my latest roommate, must now say I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. Instead, I did what I wanted and ended up paying the price in so many ways.
And now, to start over.

I have a collar! I have a collar! *snickers & runs away*

To those in the area:

You are cordially invited to join us at Vinny's Italian Grill & Pizzeria at 7001 Timberlake Road, Lynchburg, VA 24502 for the first of many munches we?re hoping to have here in the area Saturday, March 10.

Vinny?s is a wonderful place with great food and great atmosphere. But in order to make sure we have an area to ourselves, I need a head count sooner than later. So please check out the thread in collarchat under events entitled Lynchburg VA Munch/Workshops. (Email me for a link if you need it)
This is where I will post everything relating to the event, so keep that in your favorites or something.

If you would like to attend, please RSVP no later than Tuesday at 4PM to let me know if you will be able to attend.

Thank you,

Kat
(Event coordinator)

So... if you're gonna chat invite me, don't get all pissed if I don't bother - it crashes my whole computer more often than not. :L And even when I'm not worried about a crash, the chat ap just bugs the crap outta me. I'd rather you message me for my Yahoo name. :P

Yes, I do require you to spell out "you" and "are" and read my little diatribe/grammar lesson if you've not done so already BEFORE you message me. Rude responses WILL be forthcoming to anyone who sends anything like "Hi how r u? I'd luv 2 c u" *thwaps all of ye!*

Who you callin odd? It had BETTER be me, damn it. I'm the oddest oddball you'll ever meet! AND I LIKE ME THAT WAY!!

We now return to your regularly scheduled browsing...

Saying you're a Dom means nothing. Showing that you actually know that Dom does not mean "I know everything" means something.

PAIN! without love
PAIN! can't get enough
PAIN! I like it rough
coz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all....

Oooh my gracious I need a leg/foot massage. Long long day!

What does a collar mean to me?

A collar is a visible, physical, tangible symbol of a commitment made.
A collar is a mark of ownership, and of being owned.
A collar is the embodiment of devotion: For accepting all I am, I am yours.
A collar is a reminder.
A collar is precious.
A collar is not just a piece of metal, leather, or chain.
A collar is security: I know I will be cared for.
A collar is a promise: All I am is now yours.
A collar is love: I will love you and claim you as you have done for me.

Make sense?

Good.

Oh holy hell people! If you can't even take the time to spell out "you" and "are", do you honestly think a sincere submissive is going to think you have the time to devote to her? NO! Then again, you might get some that don't want that level of attention, which would probably mean that YOU are not getting that level of attention either. Hmmm. Something to think about, eh?

I DO NOT WANT A "DOMINATE" OR A "DOMINATE" MAN/MALE!
Dominate = Verb
Dominant = adjective

Your = posessive pronoun
You're = contraction of you are

Their = posessive pronoun; plural, third person
They're = contraction of they are
There = adverb indicating a place or position

If you do not know the difference between the above words, please do not even bother to talk to me. You will irk me to the point of near hatred.

Capitalization of personal pronouns = for God and God alone
Lowercase of personal pronouns = acceptable unless using "I"
Lowercase of given names = unacceptable

My being submissive or someone else being Dominant does not change grammatical rules. And yes, I intentionally left out punctuation above because if I had my way, it would have been nicely spaced and entered and HTML doesn't work here or something. Either way, I don't have the patience right now to figure it out.

BAH! People - Switch does not mean Mistress! *thwacks the lot of ya!* That said, I am 99% submissive. The 1% is for people I already know and love.

First and foremost... I am not looking for any kind of relationship, friendship or otherwise, where "we" have to be discrete. That tells me you're lying to someone and hiding a part of yourself from them. I want NO part of that. I don't do sneaking around, I don't do "pretend you're a co-worker" or any of that bull hockey. So if the word "discrete" is in your profile, description, or messages to me, don't even bother. The only instances of discrete I will tolerate are to protect children, or if it would damage your career or something.
That said, I can keep my mouth shut and keep the *nature* of our relationship quiet, but I won't keep the entirety of our relationship confidential.

Now, what am I looking for? Lately, that's been much for debate. I've been rethinking and reevaluating a lot of things. There are things that I had steadfastly listed as a hard limit that I would consider doing now, for a select person or two simply because I have built enough trust with them that if it was asked, my response would simply be "As Sir wishes, so it shall be." Each person, each relationship is different. There are the people that I would do anything to please. And I mean anything, simply because I know that the things that terrify me, that I simply won't do, are not things that please them. Then there are the people I want so desperately to just accept me as theirs that very little of what I want matters. I'm growing as a submissive because I have been exploring my Dominant side and have decided it's really not for me. I might co-Dom with my partner, but I'm not made for it by myself. I'm too eager to please.

Now, by all means, this does not mean that I want to please everyone. No way in hell does it mean that. My submission is a gift and I decide to whom I give it. It is not to be taken. A Dominant belongs to a submissive as much as the submissive belongs to the Dominant. It is a contract at it's most basic, a lifelong deep and caring commitment at it's most beautiful. But in both instances it is a joint effort. It is a joint decision, and I will not have it made for me. I will choose when I am comfortable enough with someone to explore the possibility of servitude or ownership. But once that choice is made, I am nothing short of devoted. I cannot give freely what is taken before the gift is ready to be given.

Now, if you've made it this far, time for the fun stuff!

OK, so without bragging, I will say I really am intelligent, funny, and just frighteningly creative and resourceful (Yes, I can provide references) - and yes, I am a switch in certain cases. I LOVE inflicting pain, and if I'm with someone I trust, yes, I love receiving it if it pleases them, and sometimes just because it calms me and centers my focus - I have witnesses. But darn it people while I crave a dominant, you folks are scary! I've only encountered a couple of Doms I'd actually want to meet. This is usually because I get responses like "So, let's have dinner and you'll be dessert" for the first meeting. Come ON! You just want kinky short term booty.

That ain't happening with this little chickadee, so move along please, nothing to see here. =P

So that done, about me...
I don't have relocatable in my profile because... well, let's face it... I'm not going to just up and move somewhere. I grew up here, my parents bought me a house that I'm renting, my family's here, and I've been known to cry when I see the mountains after I've been gone for a while. *shrug* What can I say? I don't like Jerry Falwell, but I still love Lynchburg.
Anyway...
I used to say I was 95% sub, 5% evil sadistic Domme, but that's come to change as I'm coming to terms with what I really am now that I have a LOT of time to think. Damn that unemployment stuff!
I'm seeking the compliment to my personality. I demand intelligence, humor, someone born between 1970 & 1986-ish, and damn it, someone who smells good! Most everything else is negotiable.
I have, however, discovered that I can't "switch" with someone significantly older than I am as a submissive. I will submit to someone older, but I cannot, as a general rule, be comfortable having someone over 35-ish submit to me.
I do have a Dominant partner, who I'm not willing to give up, but because he is in an overseas military for another 11 years, I am open to playing with another Dominant, which he actually encourages, but I cannot be kept/collared/faithful, etc. at this time with someone else... unless they're willing to share me with him. In that case... YAY!
I can't play all of the time, and I'd like to be able to be friendly after sessions are over.
I'm not looking for sex. That could be a bonus later down the line, but I'm not actively seeking a sexual relationship. What I really want is someone I can talk to for pete's sake. Is that SO much to ask, people?! Damn.

So....as far as the "normal" me, I'm an accountant by experience, and a manager by education, and have recently discovered I can single handedly run a plumbing office for 2 weeks while the boss takes the rest of the staff up state!
My primary state of being is always up for debate. I'm very mercurial, but I know the people I want to be around LOL. If you can't laugh, pleeeeeeeeease go away! I work hard to work through the negatives in my life (which lately seem to outnumber the positives, so bear with me!), I will not have more enter.
I am also very much a tom boy. I can't remember the last time I wore a dress, I might break out the makeup bag once every couple of weeks, but damn it I can fix my own car, do minor repairs to an aging house, and I've been known to drink hard working men under the table!
My bottom line is - I want someone with whom I can totally be myself. I'm SUCH a "mama bear" as my gay friends call me.
As a submissive, I'm partially taken (Don't understand, ask me!), but still wanting, and as I said, encouraged to play with the right person/people, but aftercare is important. And damn it, so is good, interesting, thought provoking and FUN conversation!

I am done with my diatribe. ;-) If you manage to fit the bill of everything above, please email. Hell, if you made it this far and even have the slightest urge to email me, go ahead! I'd LOVE to hear from you!

You know, I'm starting to think there's something to this Daddy's girl thing....
Couple of people have mentioned this to me, but it's not something I've ever really thought of exploring because my answer to "Who's your Daddy!?" has always been "Tom", which is my Dad's name LOL

Hm.

I shall ponder. Thoughts are welcome.

So uh... *lewd wink* Hey baby... how's it hangin? Want some help making it perk up? YOWZA!

Ever wanted someone so much it made you itch from the inside out?

Ever seen someone you just want to lick?

Ever think these thoughts, then think to yourself..... If I weren't so damn kinky, ALREADY this might be scary!

Good times had by all?

Well, I had my first play session in.... *counting...* well, a while. Thank you ex-husband! I have no idea what I was thinking marrying such a vanilla person. *shudder*

Anywho, I had a great weekend. Met up with a sweetheart subbie boy, came back to my house, hung out, did a few things, unpacked/rearranged the living room, then got down to business.

Bright spots: 1. Good lord is he funny. 2. I didn't remember until I was chatting about it with a friend, that I didn't get to do a lot of things I/we wanted because I kept getting distracted. He has a very nice butt. Even better now with some red marks. 3. He did SO well! I would have so punked out before he did. And I've got a fairly decent pain tolerance.

Sad spots: 1. Couldn't find 2 of the toys I desperately wanted - our local "adult boutique" was sold out of so many things and the next shipment isn't until next week! SO NOT FAIR! 2. We started late Friday, ended Early Sunday, so I didn't have the time I wanted. 3. One of the things he likes as a reward, I REALLY like giving (get your mind out of the gutter!!) but I didn't know this until it was time to send him home. 4. I had to send him home. =(

Overall experience - Yes, I want to do that again. Yes, I had a great time, both outside of and within playing. Yes, he was damn near perfect! Yes, he's absolutely adorable. Yes, I would be jealous if he found another Domme! But I will not interfere!

Ah, but now, I need my beauty sleep. Long day tomorrow!

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