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Haikus are easy
But sometimes, they don't make sense
Refrigerator |
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"If you cannot fuck it, drink it or deep fry it, can it truly be said to exist?" - David Hume |
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Thought for the day.
Are roofies foreplay? |
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Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. thereby, you can be the director of your opponent's fate.
Sun Tzu........the Art of War. |
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WARNING: To ALL Institutions and/or individuals using this site or its associated sites for projects or personal use: Trust me on this one. I don't have a fucking thing you could possibly want. Now, go away. |
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I so enjoy people who punctuate their ignorance with certainty. |
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I forget where I saw this but it's good advice.
"For a lasting relationship, keep the fights clean and the sex dirty" |
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it" - Mark Twain |
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If you're happy and you know it, share your meds. |
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I'm just looking for old friends that I haven't met yet.
If that's not part of a country song, it should be. |
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Evil thought for the day.
I was working my way thru the "Mommy Jam" outside the local Dance School yesterday and the following thought popped into my head.
"In 10 years, how many of these girls are going to be spinning around a brass pole for a living"
I bet mommy in her BMW that is now blocking traffic never thought of that when she wrote that check for lessons. |
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Dear Vegetarians:
My food shits on your food. |
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Sarcasm...............Because beating the hell out of stupid people is illegal. |
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I know the voices in my head aren't real but they have some really cool ideas. |
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Get a taste of that old time religion.
Lick a witch. |
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A Haiku
Spank her pretty ass Listen to her squeals and moans I make red hand prints
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Calories (noun)
Tiny creatures that sneak into your closet at night and shrink your clothes. |
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Have a happy and safe New Year everyone. |
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I raise a glass to all fellow kinksters out there this holiday season.
"Have a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year
With a pocket full of money and a belly full of beer"
Salut |
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In a perfect world, the doctor would look at me and say "You dont have enough biscuits and gravy in your diet" |
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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic. |
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I want my last words to be:
"I hid that hundred thousand dollars under the................................" |
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30 years ago, My friends would show up at a party with brownies that had pot in them.
Now the brownies have Prozac and Viagra |
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Never watch porn while eating Cheetos. |
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A woman who puts her man in the doghouse too much shouldn't be surprised to find him in a cathouse. ---------------------- BB King |
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She came to me in the night
She explored My body
She sucked
She swallowed
Sated, she disappeared into the night as I slept
Damn mosquito |
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Some days, it just doesn't pay to chew thru the restraints.
sick of cold dreary, snowy weather. |
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. |
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I was told I have anger management problems. I dont have problems with anger management. I have problems with idiot management. |
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I turned 50 today. whoop de fuckin DO LOL. |
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