So an experienced bottom recently commented she'd have to really prepare herself to be able to take what we can dish out.  So my question is this:  should we brag about this or just have it printed up on business cards to save time?

I (earl) freely admit I'm a bit strange.  Honestly, it's what gets me through the day.  Thinking differently is what I imagine the majority of us have in common.

Well, that an an affection towards really freaky sex, of course.

This is probably why I imagine most of the people who take a look at our profile, but don't say anything are merely furiously masterbating at the idea of us.  You know, crankin' away at whatever fantasy we inspire at that exact moment.

And, me being me, I can't help but wonder if the few folks who "cold call" us to beg services/demand fealty of us are those who, for lack of a better term, have a money shot when they view our profile.  I mean, it makes sense to me, "Oh my god, that was the best self-gratification I've ever had!  I gotta write these two!"

It makes sense to me, that's all I'm sayin'.

So...any way, if we're the lucky winner of your bukkake roulette, well thanks a lot for the attention.  We appreciate that we've been able to have such a wonderful and life-changing effect upon your otherwise drab and previously unfullfilled life.  At this moment, all the grand invitations we've received from previous bukkake roulette winners are overwhelming us, but we appreciate the offer nonetheless.  Thank you for all your kind words, many of them properly spelled, in proper gramatical order, and even capitalized and punctuated to within sixty percent correct!  We'll get in contact with you soon and inform you of what we will do/are willing to have done to us.