MALE DOMINANT SEEKS FEMALE SUBMISSIVE FOR LTR. Prerequisites are: Honesty, truthfulness, sincerity and desire. I seek the submissive who strives to become all she dreams she can be. One whose mind is pliable, and open to change and growth. One who will become my passion, my plaything, my puppy, my friend, my slut, my whore, my project, my treasure, my beauty, my pride, my joy, my confidant and my chew toy. I am strict but fair, playful but stern, loving but guarded. I do not suffer fools and do not reward disobedience. I am witty, humorous and highly intelligent. I will strive to make you a Dominants dream and bring out your true submissive nature like a flower opening to the morning sun. You will follow protocol and rituals. I will push you to your limits both mentally and physically. You will become that which I charge you to become. I am not interested in one time play dates. Nor do I seek players, liars, cheaters, pain mongers, online submissive’s, weak minds or victims of life. I do not seek more than one submissive. I do not loan. I do not share. I do not rent. You will be mine alone. I speak softly but with a loud voice. I do not punish, I correct behavior. In time a look or whispered word is all that I should need to command your complete attention. You are not required to give me respect, which will come with time. You are required to respect my role and I shall respect your role. I am slow and deliberate in my choices and have a reason for everything I do. Do not expect r/t until I decide it IS time. Online, phone line, real time. That is the process. It will be worth the wait, I promise.
1)
Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54) Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that sputum before you use him
60) Restrain your log then plow her bog
61) Glove your pecker before you check her
62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her
63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
64) Cover old pete then grind her meat
65) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
68) Can your worm before you squirm
69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
71) Bag the mole then do her hole
72) Cuff your carrot before you share it
73) Jail your number then call the plumber
74) Cover your vein then drive her insane
75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
79) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82) Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
87) Cover your steamer before you ream her
88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91) Clothe the boner before you hone her
92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
93) Cork your pump or you don't hump
94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
95) Dress that erection to make a deflection
96) Contain that shanker before you spank her
97) Cap that seeder before you breed her
98) Stop the stream before you cream
99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100) Protect your screw to catch that glue
101) Package your meat for a real neat treat
102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
104) Garage the tractor then attack her
105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106) Sock that wanger before you bang her
107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
113) Catch that goat before it bloats
114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
117) Wrap that rod then please her bod
118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
119) House that bottle then mash her throttle
120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
122) Can your knob then throb her swab
123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
124) Cover your limb before you swim
125) Retain your bailer then impail her
126) Rope your dope then make some soap
127) Net your salamander then make salad in her
128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131) Cover your stone before you bone
132) House your hose then curl her toes
133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
135) Shield your rocks then pond her box
136) Cover old sly then do her dry
137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138) Glove your chimney before you come in me
139) If your nude tube your dude
140) Cloak your hitter then go split her
141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142) Can your spam then bam that mam
143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
145) Twist your wick then stick that prick
146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
147) Shed old spot then do her slot
148) Drawer your pip then split her lips
149) Contain that leach then mash her peach
150) Bag your elm then take the helm
151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem
152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
154) Survey your land then plant her stand
155) Before you drive her protect that diver
156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
158) Cover you post then slice her roast
159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
161) Contain that viper before you pipe her
162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
163) Protect your cock with the sock.
164) Slip it on before you slip it in.
165) Don't leave it to God, cover your rod.
164) Do a good deed, don't spill your seed.
165) Tub that sub then rub her hub
166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
167) Dam your giver then fill her quiver
167)
Wrap your wang before you bang
168)
instead of your dick use a stick
169)
instead of a sticky make a quickie
170)
jack that slacker then you can whack her
171)
Wrap it before you tap it
172) Wrap your meat before you beat
173) Don't excrete, wrap your meat
174) If you take her to bed, protect your head
175) Pack it in plastic, it'll be fantastic
176) if you'r not Shaq O'neal you might as well wrap your real
177) You Cover before you shove her
178) Protect your meat before you cram it in her seat
179) Suit up your eel, before you make a deal
180) Cover your fluid-ray or you'll have to pay
181) Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
182) if you think shes spunky, cover your monkey!
183) Wrap it before you slap it
184) Conceal your mushroom shape before you part her beef drapes
185) Don't be uncertain protect yourself before entering her meat curtain
186) Cover your rock-o before sour creaming her taco
187) use a shield before you sew her field
188) Put on your hat before you give her a splat
189) cover your snitch before you ram the bitch
190) hide old nick, before you jab her ribs
191) Flag your pole
192) Before a late night wrap it up tight
193) don't have sex without latex
194) Cover Billy then make her silly
195) wear a helmet to go to war
196) wrap the cock let it drop
197) cover your meat and make some heat
198) wrap your stump before you hump
199) Cover your shooter, then shoot in her pooter
200) Garnish your beef, then dive her reef
201) Shield your funnel and engage her tunnel
202) Cover your mound, and prepare to pound
203) Sheath your blade, then give her the spade
204) Wrap your shaft before you break her in half
205) Roll your oat, then paddle her boat
206) Cover your yam then pound her ham
207) Armour the tank before you enter the flank
208) sWrap the goat before swimming in her moat
209) Leash your pet before launching your jet
210) Baton down the hatch before feeding her snatch
211) Chain the beast before presenting the feast
212) Before you tap it, wrap it
213) Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
214) Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk!
215) Wrap your dill before you spill
216) Dont be a Fool, wrap your tool
217) Wrap that gator, no regrets later
218) Wrap your meat and get her in the sheets!
219) Don't forget the diaper when you're laying piper
220) when you nail her accsessorize your sailor
221) Put on a rubber before you sub her
222) Don't trust Jesus cover your penis
223) Dress him up before you mess her up
224) Holster your Pistol before you whip her
225) before you bang cover your wang
226) No matter what kind of meat you put in your sandwich you still have to wrap up your hoggie
227) Put a cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram her
228) Clothe the boner before you own her
229) Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your blaster
230) protect ur pole before u battle with the hole
231) No shirt, no flirt!
232) Wrap it before y
joke of the year:
Two women were sitting together, quietly.
We are all a series of events, most beyond our control.? But through those events we become who we are, and who we are, each of us, is unique.?
IQ
The most interesting thing happened yesterday while I was going to the grocery store.? when I got out of my car I noticed that the truck next to me had several mentions (including the license plate) of the owner of the truck being a "Medal of Honor" winner....(earner would have been a better word).? I noticed that out of the passenger side slowly came this very, very, old man, with white hair and a very nicely groomed big white mustache.? I started walking into the store and it hit me that he was probably the owner of the truck and thus a "Medal of Honor" recipient.? I walked back and as he slowly shuffled towards the store, walking with a woman I assume to be his daughter or grand-daughter I asked him if he did win the "Medal of Honor".? He didn't say anything but the woman with him said "Yes he did"....At that point I simply shook his hand and thanked him for what he had done and for his service to our country.? He smiled and we went on our separate ways.? I don't know how long it had been since anyone had thanked him since he looked to be in his late 80's but I hope our short meeting made his day more enjoyable....I know it did mine...
Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for your own joy
Submissive to everything, open, listening
Try never get drunk outside your own house
Be in love with your life
Something that you feel will find its own form
Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind
Blow as deep as you want to blow
Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind
The unspeakable visions of the individual
No time for poetry but exactly what is
Visionary tics shivering in the chest
In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you
Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog
The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye
Write in recollection and amazement for yrself
Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea
Accept loss forever
Believe in the holy contour of life
Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind
Don't think of words when you stop but to see picture better
Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning
No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge
Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form
In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness
Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
You're a Genius all the time
Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven
Everyone has an agenda, but the hard part is to find agenda's that match with equal opposites.
IQ
To sit in silence with another and find peace is to enjoy the moment.
IQ
Haven't been around in awhile, hope everyone is doing ok. Tried a R/T after several months of testing but I guess testing sometimes becomes the test. Oh well, back to the search. I guess 7 weeks is enough time to recharge my batteries.....and like the "catch phrase" in one of my favorite movies....."Galaxy Quest"...(I know, silly but I still like it)......"NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER".... (grin)
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself.
Leather collar, $75.00.? Smith & Wesson handcuffs, $65.00. A begging, pleading slave at my feet...priceless.
We come this way but once my friends and joy is scarce and rare.? So take your life in hand, and live, for those of you who dare.
It delights the soul, to find its way, confused and clear as one.
And though the path seems strange to most, with dawn does come the sun.
IQ
"I'm the facilitator of your dreams"? (from a movie who's title eludes me)
Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy
Submissive to everything, open, listening
Try never get drunk outside your own house
Be in love with your life
Something that you feel will find its own form
Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind
Blow as deep as you want to blow
Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind
The unspeakable visions of the individual
No time for poetry but exactly what is
Visionary tics shivering in the chest
In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you
Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
Like Proust be an old teahead of time
Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog
The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye
Write in recollection and amazement for yrself
Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea
Accept loss forever
Believe in the holy contour of life
Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind
Don't think of words when you stop but to see picture better
Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning
No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge
Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form
In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness
Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
You're a Genius all the time
Writer-Director of Earthly movies Sponsored & Angeled in Heaven
Jack keroauc
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
-Robert Frost-
How to clean your toilet the fun way!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4.
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Farewell to the wordsmith of my generation.
Something
sad happened the other night, a voice that will never be matched was forever
silenced. It might be echoed in some ways but it will never be matched.
George Carlin died when his heart gave out at the age of 71.
I
first loved his albums and the obvious wit and humor that they
entailed. Later I had the privilege of seeing him live on stage at the
Troubadour on the Sunset Strip. He had long brown hair tied into a pony
tail and a scraggly beard along with blue jeans and a tie dyed T-shirt,
he was typical Carlin. He did what we expected, wanted, needed. He gave
us the 7 words you can't say on television, Fuck, Shit, Piss Cunt,
cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. The magic was he wasn't saying it
for himself, he was saying it for everyone. He knew it was funny
because he knew that's what all of us thought, he just found the words
for us and let us see the humor.
In his later years I found that
although somewhat still unique in his way of finding humor in things we
all do, that his humor had become cynical and perhaps a bit jaded, yet
when I hear his later work I didn't laugh as much as I had in his
earlier years but I did think a lot more. He was still saying things we
all knew to be true but he was saying the things we all didn't want to
hear although we deeply need to hear them.
Most every word of
what George Carlin said, either in humor or in truth will stay with us
til we also join him in the great collection of atoms we call the
Universe, but I do hope we can take some of the truth's he reminded us
of about ourselves and turn then into future truth's he can be proud of
us for, at least I hope so.
The
power of submission lies not in the ability to kneel before another, to
give over one's body, or in the wearing of a collar.
The
power of submission can be found only in the heart of one who gives her
love to another freely, knowing what joy and pain will come from it.?
~Roguer
And it was written that He would be soft
of voice and kind of smile...
Forgiving and loving, caring and tending to her needs, wants, and desires...
Warm and gentle, He would give to her of Himself, showing her the way...
His Way, forsaking all Others, the One to whom she belonged,heart and body,mind and soul...
He would soothe, with open hand, the pains and bruises of her life...
Tending the Garden of Roses of her being, bequeathed to Him with collar worn....
And it was written that she would be warm of heart and tender of soul...
Kneeling at His feet to surrender herself to His every wish...
Soft and supple, she would give to Him of herself, accepting and following the Way...
His Way, forsaking all Others, the One to whom she belonged, heart and body, mind and soul...
She would see, with open eyes, her nature, the fact of her submission...
And embrace her own self willingly and with open arms, giving to Him her Garden...
And accepting His collar alone, she would know His happiness...
This is written... Never undone... Know these things for Truth...
And it was written that He would be strong of will, and Master first, of Himself...
Strong in His faith and belief that He alone controlled her destiny...
Accepting of His charge to maintain the Love and trust so willingly placed at His feet...
Gently, tenderly guiding her on the Path He has chosen, praising her every step...
His affection, the fuel for the raging inferno of her desire to please...
His touch, His words, His smile the only reward she seeks...
And it was written that she would be humble yet proud of her place at His feet...
Gladly following in His footsteps, the warmth of His shadow falling upon her every moment...
Eyes downcast, she would see the reflection of His smile as His words of soft praise filled her mind...
Meek and mild, gentle as a lamb, she would feel the radiance of His Love wash over her soul...
Seeking only His praise, she would bend and sway with the Winds of Fate, chosen by Him...
Striving to grow and change, flourishing in His guidance accepting His commands, she will sprout wings and fly... His touch the joy that gives her flight His breath the wind upon which she soars...
This is written...
Never undone...
Know these things for truth...
And it was written that He would not be blind to her faults and failings...
Forever honest in His desire to shape her to His own Perfection...
He would be iron of will and unbreakable of purpose, clad in His resolve...
Steadfast, never wavering in His conviction He would close His fist in admonishment..
His punishment swift and severe, He closes His own pain away...
His tears forever unshed as He wails within His heart at her cries rending the silence asunder...
And it was written that she would forever seek to please and obey Him... Consumed by her purpose, always to grow and change at His discretion...
Honest with herself, and most of all with Him, she would know and admit of her failures...
Seeking not to avoid His retribution, she would instead accept and cherish His gift...
Never to slip into despair, she would know and be aware of His hurt, hundredfold of her own... Begging on bended knees His forgiveness, she would willingly, yea, even eagerly, accept His correction...
Shedding her tears, crying out her pain and anguish, she would feel His loving touch, in every stroke of the whip...
This is written...
Never undone...
Know these things for Truth...
And it was written that He would be wise and intelligent, knowledgeable in the ways of the world...
Forever seeking to grow and learn maintaining His trust and responsibility...
Granting to her the answers she seeks always curious to learn...
He would foremost forever seek to learn about Himself, His wants and needs...
He would listen, and seek the answers to His own questions, learning best how to care for her..
Given freely, of herself, to His care, belonging to Him, He would know all of her, as well...
And it was written that she would forever be curious and innocent, in the manner of a child...
To grow and learn, she would be unafraid to ask questions of Him...
Secure in her belief and strong in her faith that He, her Lord, would answer...
Truthfully and willingly granting to her that most sought after of prizes: the prize of Knowledge...
In her devotion, she would seek to learn of Him, His every desire her very life...
Quick to ask of His wants and needs she would listen and dutifully obey...
Forever learning anew of Him and herself her curiosity unbounded, never ceases...
This is written...
Never undone...
Know these things for Truth...
And it was written that He would accept her unto Himself, bound body and soul for Eternity...
Giving of His life and Love to her, He would take her burdens upon His shoulders...
Releasing her so that she might grow and stand tall, proud to serve Him...
And He would know Trust, both given and received...
Forever to be the beginning and the ending, both the Alpha and the Omega of her soul...
He would cherish her for who she is, binding His soul to hers, two made One...
And it was written that she would give herself unto Him, bound body and soul for Eternity...
Taking of His Love and Life to her, willingly giving herself over to His unbridled bondage...
Belonging to Him and Him alone she would know peace and joy...
Finding happiness Eternal in the warmth and comfort of His arms...
Knowing serenity, she would kneel at His feet with downcast eyes...
Accepting the long-desired chains of submission she would find freedom at last...
And she would cherish Him for who He is, binding her soul to His, two made One...
This is written...
Never undone...
Know these things for Truth...
~Aeon Crase~
I like this so I stole it....IQ
"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)
quick note:
Profile photo has been updated, waiting for CM approval
The heart has it's reasons which reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal
"Loving someone is giving them the ability to destroy you.. But trusting them not to"
?Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take,
it?s measured by the moments that take our breathe away??Unknown
"Discipline gives total freedom;
it allows you to go beyond your limitations, to break through
boundaries and reach the highest goal. The path to discipline will not
only save a person's life, it will also give it meaning. How? By
introducing him to deeper joys and deeper longings, by creating a
silence in which the whisper of the heart can be heard. Truly,
discipline is the road to liberation."
--Gurumayi Chidvilasananda
Life brings sorrows and joys alike. It is what a man does with them -
not what they do to him - that is the true test of his mettle. -
Theodore Roosevelt
We are what we think.? All that we are arises with our thoughts.? With out thoughts we make the world.
Budda
This is my first entry for quite awhile. I seem to have become harder the longer I am on CM. The subs seem to draw out the worst in me, why is that? Perhaps it's the players that are on CM that aren't into the true dynamic of D/s? Perhaps I could be wrong. I've always thought that if one gives all to another it should be returned in it's own special way, but it seems that topping from the bottom is preferred. I won't and can't do that. My profile is as it was when I first posted it and I can't deviate from it, my search continues. Do not expect me to be a thug or villian, I am neither. I am an artist of human nature and like to sculpt. I mold the clay that is found to it's best form if given the time.
"Some men see things as they are and say why, I dream things that never were and say why not"
RFK
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic.
