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Only keep reading if you are really entertaining. oh I have many people asking if I am actually 92 years of age. the answer is I am many decades of years younger than that.
So my friend of many years, let's call her New York lesbian Lisa, insisted I let her write this profile.
"This is the only way you are probably going to meet someone you'll like who will really appreciate you." "Maybe someone for the LTR you would enjoy."
Alright, I told her, if it will get you off my back. So, I want all readers of this to understand that these are Lisa's words and not necessarily mine. I don't even agree with all of her thoughts. However, since she has known me for a while, and she is "a girl" as she likes to remind me, here it is. So if any of the following sounds lame, instead of making sense, blame Lisa. OK here she goes:
“If you can capture his attention, Al is very playful and fun. He loves women (amazingly enough he had a great relationship with his Mom and Dad). Yes, he liked and loved his Mom.
The reason I suggested that he usually see women in their 20's, 30's, or 40’s (seen Shop Girl?), is because of their youthful outlook, and lack of baggage. But Al is open to most any age or race (just like folks in Europe are). Al is Sooooooooo bored with vanilla girls (‘I am very creative, wild, and adventuresome and looking for same, explains, Al’), but he still respectful of you babecakes."). If you like having a consensual "man in charge," so that you finally get exactly what you want, in a relationship… perhaps he is what you are looking for. If you like to sometimes “switch it up,” so to speak, that’s OK with him too if you are exceptional.”
"If you are a straight or bi-curious, girly-girl who loves the arts (I always tell him he is such a 'culture-vulture' he's like a Gay man who loves only women.) He would generally rather do anything arty or culture-wise than watch sports."
"He sometimes works out doing speed-walking and San Soo Kung Fu (it’s what they teach Navy Seals), but he is a funny, positive, gentle guy. Although you will feel very much protected with him. I almost forgot to mention he sometimes also saves adult pets from the pound "
" If you are worthy you will be lucky to discover that he loves pleasing women, but if you are behaving like an unreasonable B***H, he will tell you to '...knock it off...' or he will leave. No wimpy-boy here at all."
"He's open to most anything, you can safely explore practically any erotic, or kinky fantasy. He is safe and respects limits, but still very creative in carnal matters. He even knows his way around rubber & electricity...if you know what I mean."
“He used to perform stand-up and improv comedy, so if you like laughing a lot, and someone with a satirical wit…someone who can laugh at himself too, he’s your boy. He also could care less if you smoke, do stimulants, alcohol, are tall, short, a dress size 2 or a size 22. Just be very feminine, and ready for some fun and possibly an exciting, playful adventure. Just love regular manicures, pedicures, make-up, dresses skirts, perfume... you get the idea. Only really girly-girls need apply. Don't waste his time otherwise. He'll drop you like a bad habit”
“Let me not leave out if you can hold his interest he can and will help you…it’s just his nature. Al has worked in and around a lot of different industries, especially glamour industries (film, TV, radio, theatre, art, non-profits, government knows something about Grants, acting, comedy, fashion, make-up, and many more. If you can entertain him. He has authored four published books, and lots more. If you are exciting enough, you’ll like him. Believe me you won’t be bored. And he needs an entertaining, non-vanilla type girl. However if you are the lazy, just want to have fun girl type, that is ok with him too. Treat him right and he will show you an exciting time.”
“I almost forgot one of his hundreds of interests includes magic and he is a member of the private members only club the Magic Castle in Hollywood (go to: magiccastle.com for more info). If you like to dress up and/or watch live magic it is very cool, exclusive place to go.”
“So now you know about my boy, Al, why don’t you let him know about you. We argued about telling you all a lot of what I wrote here, (although he did admit that most of it was basically true).”
“Al say’s he is happy to e-mail another recent photo or two (the one you saw is about 1-year old, if you write him at yahoo). And please live in So. California, unless you are traveling to LA. I know Al wants someone he can spend time with regularly. So have fun with Al…Lisa Out!”
Al here. That was very weird, both a little embarrassing and odd. But I promised Lisa and I am pretty good about doing what I promise. Drop me an e-mail and we can start to find out what we need to know to let you explore more. Extra points if you have seen the movie, "The Secret."
Best,
Al
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