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I want to explain my handle: Clean4me: No..I am not a domme nor do I want you to clean for me....although the thought is funny. I like and need a clean cut man. I am high profile/professional and need to keep this quiet. If you can't understand that, keep clicking the 'next' button.
If you think you can be a jerk just because of your domly status, forget it. I dislike those that use the title just to cover themselves being a jerk.
On the other hand, if you want a woman who's hell on wheels and twice as fun in bed...drop me a line :)
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A few things that say one thing to me, but mean another:
1. You are chomping on a cigar in your profile. Rarely do I find men that actually smoke them for pleasure. Most use them as a prop. Give that up, be real, Men! Show us your true selves!
2. You are sporting names like "UberDom" "Master Wicked Pain" and "Master of the Universe". Urm...most likely not. Be creative.
3. You want 'online' only. Yes, you are married, and yes, you should be up front about it. You'd be better off stating you are married but want a piece on the side. Call it like it is.
4. You can't spell for life. Try posting your profile in Microsoft Word, spell check it, and then cut and paste. At least that would help some. Although if you use words like "I want to fine a good woman" just give it up. I am fine. And I am a find. Go look up the difference.
5. If you are looking for an inteligint woman, that's me, but you aren't going to fit the bill considering you can't spell the dang word.
6. You show a naked dick in your profile. Please. What am I? 13 and looking at my first one? They are all the same give or take. ;)
7. You show 'you' getting blown by one woman after another in your profile. We are adults. And unless we are really ugly or really nasty rude, all of us have had more than one partner, most likely....just don't show me them. Jeez. Since almost all of them are shown screwing bareback it makes me wonder how many bugs I'd catch if I were with you. Jeez.
8. What's with people putting cartoons up as pictures on their profiles anyway?
9. You want 'real', 'honest', 'loyal'. Are you those things as well? Those types of people typicaly demand it in their partners as well. Mostly because it isn't easy to always do. Walk the walk :)
10. Please don't expect me to call you Master upon approach. I have called few men that in my lifetime. It is a special term for me, and I will not belittle it, thanks.
11. Please do not type like we are texting "u r a good lkg gurl. U play?" Please. I am not 17 thanks.
12. Y'all know Gorean is a science fiction fantasy, right?
---off to view profiles-- unfortunately probably more to come. |
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Some of you men make me laugh. It's pretty easy for a guy to go to the equestrian aisle (horse stuff for those of you that are not too bright), buy a crop and take a picture of you with it.
Do some of you honestly believe that simple prop will make some of us believe you are dominant? Oh yeah, that makes me think you are super-dom.
Most women are much smarter than that..... |
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Saw this on weldedbondage's blog and thought it was funny!
Saw this and I liked it :Some SIGNS THAT YOU ARE SUBMISSIVE -If you see a Mix-Master in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms Up"! and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass cheeks than that on your face you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If you get sexually turned on while looking through the cooking implements drawer, you may be a submissive. -If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive. -If you hear a confused person say,"Just Beat me"! and you automatically yell out "Me next"!, you may be a submissive. -If you're envious of the neighbor dog's new spike collar & leash, you may be a submissive. -If you call your personal vibrator "Sir", you may be a submissive. -If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your ankles, you may be a submissive. -If you see a road sign displaying, Chains required and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive. -If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports, you may be submissive. -If you dream of a corset style full length leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive. |
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If you want to make a good impression, maybe, just maybe, you need to clean your place and all the clutter around your computer, so you look organized and well put together when you snap a picture of yourself. You think women are attracted to messy slobs? |
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Man! What is with all the cross-dressers from the UK. Men are to be Men. Men in women's clothing is a complete and utter turnoff! Yuck! |
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So I put my picture up so people can see I am not a skinny minxie....yet I still get surprised emails when we are chatting and I tell them I am not small. Some people are just plain stuuupid! |
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I am always surprised at the number of men (and women) from out of state that contact me. Do people not find likeminded folks in their own areas? Just a curious notice. |
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if Y/you type like T/this, and expect M/me to do that, T/too....Gawwd, Lawd, find another profile.
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While I love Daddy Doms...please do not be close to social security, ok? Older men are attractive to me but when they are closer to my grandfather's age than my fathers....ickie. |
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Oh I just love intelligent men. The ones that can make me go....ohhhhh....good point. So far few have gotten me to do that....butthere is one that has made me think of him fairly often of late! woo hoo! |
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Is it just me or is it strange when people email you and say 'oh I really want to get to know you', yet they don't show up in your "Who's Viewing Me" section of the profile.
Interesting. How stupid do you think I am. ((Big ass sigh)) |
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| Age: 21 |
| La Mesa,
California |
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