briganddoom

We have yet another serial fake profile generator, anyone noticed all the newish profiles with nickname ending in 94? Same fool everytime!

We seem to suddenly have an influx of "piggy girls" looking for use and abuse on here just recently. Almost all aged 18-20, all seemingly seeking the same stuff.

A cynic would think some desperate bloke was wanking himself silly after setting up a load of sock puppets so he can get cyber wank fodder???

Is it me or is some cunt running a shit load of profiles on here all at once. Look athe subs aged between 18-30 from the UK currently showing as signed in and the profiles of atleast 80% have exactly the same layout!

I've started reporting them all, we now need the rest of guys to do the same to get rid of this new parasite!

THE BASTARDS BACK AT IT AGAIN!

This site never ceases to amaze me. A simple request from another user to obtain a face picture. Picture sent and not even a thankyou and the mail asking if it was received ok was deleted unread!

I wonder why I bother at times....

Got to laugh at some of the idiots on this site, sub returns allegedly after some time out and within 24 hours is under consideration?? Smells so fake a mushroom would have a much more pleasant odour!

I find it sad that some clown has to create a profile, then a relationship.

Having just read yet another whining journal entry about guys who are "too old" for them sending messages and how it "creeps them out", I am beginning to wonder if these folks ever consider putting an age limit in their profile description of themselves?

If they had done that and were getting unwanted mail, then I would have some sympathy, but if you don't TOUGH SHIT! and stop fucking whinging about it then!!!

Yet again I see another user has had to put up an "I'm not a fake picture" due to the usual cyber warriors looking for wank material and/or the uber diminants giving her grief.

Its blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain that if a so-called "dom" tells you to get on cam and get your tits out to prove your REAL they are going to tell you to fuck off. As for the online diminants, all big and dominering online, until the wife orders them to do the washing up!

So the poor lil boys don't get a free wank or the naughty fake would not obey their ridiculous orders, and thus they label the poor sub or slave fake!

Its pretty obvious to how easy it is to spot the fakes and scammers on here, and it to those you are after free wank material, theres plenty of free porn out there unless you've already wanked to it all!

Seems that on the 3rd Febuary 2012 I passed away. Been to the doctors since but typical medical incompetance, he failed to inform me that that could be the reason I am permanently tired these days.

My thanks to the Zenith International Bank for finally telling me the truth via email... 

From: ZENITH BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC. (ivan@ibs.edu.br

)
Sent: 03 February 2012 15:31:42
To:   

Attention: Attention: Attention,I know this letter will come to you as surprise one but I want you to read this with maturity. This day, one Mrs. Cynthia Edward, came to my office to let us know that you are DEAD, and before your death, you instructed her to come for the claim of your funds in the tune of US$2, Million that was long abandoned in your name with this bank (ZENITH INTERNATIONAL BANKPLC) this is what we want to verify from you before we make the payment towho came for the claim.

(:I) Did you authorize Mrs. Cynthia Edward to come for your claim?

(ii) Are you truly Dead OR Alive? if not provid us your details.

1. Full name:................

2. Direct telephone number:...

3. Address:.................... ..........

Mobile Direct Hot Line: (+234-8082406316)Regards,

Mr. Jim Ovia.Head of Accounting Operations

(ZENITH INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC)

I could use that $2 million.....

I've always enjoyed a good sensible and even a really daft chat on CM, but if you are going to message me please put some substance into the message! I really do not like using one-liners.

So if you do wish to strike up a conversation, trying adding some other than "Hi"!

Update on my journal entry of the 17th August.

Seems I am not the only one who's getting viewed by 23 year old US subs and slaves who are seeking online domination. Quite a bit of chat on the wirsx about some comedian using a bot of all things to create profiles and getting guys attention by viewing their profiles.

Some of the copied and pasted conversations I have been passed on are hillarious to say the very least. Obviously come jerk trying to scam and making a right pigs ear of it!

Been having an interesting chat with someone over the last few days, but it seems that things have come to an end suddenly. Oh well, twas pleasant whilst it lasted but such is life.

I am simply astounded by the interest suddenly shown in me by subs in their mid 20's based in the US. However, rather than being flattered having viewed all of the young ladies who have viewed my profile it has become very clear that all 15 are FAKES! 

Some of these dumbo's have not even got the intelligence to remove tags from the photo's they have clearly stolen from other websites. Using tineye I have found all of the photo's owners and contacted them to advise them that their photo's have been stolen.

 Looks like CM's tech staff will be doing some overtime to delete photo's etc etc

Tosser's prayer....

Our father, who art in prison, even my mum knows not his name, thy rioting done, you'll read it in the Sun, in Birmingham much as it is in London. Give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us for being true wankers, as we forgive those who got ASBOS against us. Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the petrol bomb, the plunder & its glories, forever and ever... I'm a dickhead

Been having an interesting 3 way conversation between a domme I've known for a number of years, a new to the scene female slave who is a friend of the domme and my good self over some of the antics used by so-called doms on this site.

Seems a new ploy is to write to someone who has recently joined the site, warn them about all these "dodgy players", get their confidence as protector by fore warning them about all of the dodgy mail they will recieve and then abusing that trust and becoming as bad, if not worse than the "abusers" they are claiming to be defending the victim from.

Talk about low down and inexcusable! One of these self appointed knights in shiney armour evne slated by domme friend when she was mentioned! Unfortunately for the clown these two have known each other in person for a good few years, the domme being a family friend. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear and funnily enough when challeneged the latest cretin got highly abusive, screamed scammer and blocked like most of the other to date.

So ladies and gentlemen as there are dommes who also stoop this low, don't take any of these morons at face value until you've spoken to them for a while. The reason they know all of the tricks is purely down to trying the all out and failing miserably!

Been sat here bored at times looking at the advert scrolling to the right of my screen ----> for those confused by right.

A whole set of pictures of young ladies hoping to get a sex hook up with in my area.

Small problem with it is that a good 99% of the photos are off of sub and dommes profiles on Collarme!

Some of these so-called local ladies in need of a good seeing to allegedly actually it would appear to live in North America if the profile information is to believed.

I know there are some desperado's on this site wanting to play hide the sausage but come on, even 90% of that lot aren't that bloody stupid!

The mind boggles...

Spent 4 days in hospital last week after a relatively small cut on my leg caused by a badly stacked pallet at work cut me and an infection, (water bourn I might add) found its way past the clean dressing and into the wound causing my right leg to turn bright red and swell up to four times its normal size between knee and ankle.

I have caught something called celluitus which is a skin infection, yet if you look at my leg you would think it was rotting on the bone! I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, especially after I suffered a reaction to the anti-biotics and ended up with the itchy rash from hell.

I am told it is improving and I am getting a visit from the local district nurses once every two days (nurse Gladys Emmanuel ;)) which is reassuring, but its still not looking great when the dressings are changed.

I am pretty much housebound fro the next 48 days, possibly longer as the infection has turned the cut into a leg ulcer which complicates things further.

Having traced back when the injury occured and the onset of the infection the medical profession has pointed the finger sqaurely at the heap of shit I was driving three days before the leg decided to become swollen and now the company onwer is expecting a big claim.

He may yet get one, but I rather he got rid of the lying deciptful line manager of mine as if he had not of hired that wreck in which was leaking contaminated water into the load area then I would not be in the predicament I am in now.

It seems sense may prevail as our man it seems is on a warning, hopefully this time the what will get the bullet....

HERE'S HOPING!

Must be getting soft in my old age, just adopted (tempoarily atm) 3 adorable cats. All attention sluts, very cuddly and also very happy :)

Think these guys might be staying a while...

It never ceases to amaze how many male and female pillocks out there think showing your cock or your cunt somehow makes you dom???

Its not the size of your dick that counts, its what sort of a person you are. If you are that shallow and also desperate for a kinky fuckl, then why not try a pro-sub? As for the ladies, only the morons fool for the old tribute slappers.

Any genuine submissives would be not impressed by the sight of your tackle or crack, just the fakes, pisstakers and players.

Just had a great weekend with a certain dark and very very nawty one :-P 

Looking forward to plenty more soon, especially if an extreme friend of mine gets back in touch ;-)

Well I never, if good old big ears has now taken the time to view my profile now. May be that prat will finally work out how to be a dom, rather than the pathetic lil boy who throws the toys out of his cot when the girlies won't send him nudie piccies? 

I seriously doubt it somehow lmao

Been viewed by yet another London based Dom! Sorry boys I am not available lol

Wonder if they are friends of a certain person I know hehe

Scam messages

Got a lovely mail from "Award" today telling me that I had won a small fortune on some lottery I had ever participated in. It also claimed to be with the full support of Collarme as well.

Do I have gullible moron written somewhere i haven't noticed?? Jesus, if anyone falls for that scam they get all they deserve. I did the usual thing of reporting it to CM as a scam, just hope they do the right thing and ban this ass from here.

Fakes and scammers, yet again had a lovely chat with someone who is clearly here for teh purposes of mickey taking.

They are easy to spot, especially when they have clearly lost the argument and then immediately block you as you've proven that they are a fake.

Young and stupid they may be, but I am not and yet again they have proven to be outed.

Found this gem on another site that can't be mentioned, so I thought i'd copy and paste it here, made me smile.

With the imminent resignation of God from the position of....well, God, Deus-Elect Mustapha Kamir has thrown his flat cap into the ring, and produced a set of New Commandments.

1. Yorkshire Puddin' is to be eaten as t'first course, not just dumped on t'plate wi' main course. Y'can 'ave it wi' jam then. Tha Mam's Yorkshire Puddin' is the bestest, an' any folk 'oo say diff'rent can be clouted - even thy lass.

2. Ale is for suppin', an suppin' quick, served in pint pots. Drinkin' 'alves is for jessies an' t'lasses. Owt less than 8 pints, fer wimmin an' blokes is absolute minimum recommended intake. When in't pub, windows should allus be shut, t'let atmosphere build up.

3. Whippets and Ferrets are t'be considered as 'Oly animals, an' never mistreated. Proper way t'keep ferret is down trousers. Proper way to keep Whippet is wi' lead n' collar made from string.

4. Thou Mam n' Dad are t'be tret reet. Tha's to tek Dad t'pub on a Sunday, while tha' Mam cooks dinner. When thee gets paid, gi' the lot t'yer Mam. She'll gi'thee back some o'it fer beer, fags n' stuff.

5. When thee gets a lass, she's got t'be tret reet an'all. Let 'er 'ave a bath once a week, else she'll start t'smell. As soon as she's 'ad a kid, she's t'be called Mother or Mam, unless t'mates in t'pub, in which case, she's t'be called T'Missus. Tha can tek 'er out, but nivver more than once a week. She's t'sit wi'other lasses, an 'ave a natter. Blokes'll mek sure they've got summat t'sup, but'll prop up bar, as normal.

6. "Work" is t'be called "graft". It's only proper graft if it involves 'eavy machinery or diggin' coil out t'ground. If tha comes 'ome, 'n tha's not covered in soot from 'ead t'foot, tha's a poof, a reet jessie, or a nancy. Losin' fingers, toes or limbs is normal when graftin'. Moanin' about it is what Big Jessies do. Just get on wi'it.

7. Tha's not dressed proper unless th'as got thee Donkey Jacket on. Tha's t'wear Donkey Jacket from when tha gets up in't mornin, t'when tha goes t'bed. Wearin' Donkey Jacket in t'bath is acceptable only when kids are in th'ouse while tha's 'avin a wash.

8. Same goes f' thee flat cap. Only gaffers can wear proper 'at, like a Trilby.

9. Only poofs smoke proper fags. Roll-ups, whether tha's a lad or a lass is all tha can 'ave. Tha can smoke a pipe, but only when tha's more'n sixty. No lad or lass can smoke til they're five years old.

10. 'Owever 'ard tha thinks tha life is, it's nowt compared to 'ow it were f'yer Mam an' Dad. Stop y'bloody whinin. Gettin' a clout f' mitherin' an' bein' a big girl's blouse is the least y'can expect.

Dear People of the United Kingdom

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown oftheeconomy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligiblefor the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate. Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive asmuch SHIT(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you canhandle.

Sincerely,

Gordon Brown

Mmm! So far I got RAPED once but have avoided being SHAFTED or SCREWED and certainly haven't got AIDS. Fortunately not acquiring AIDS means that I don't have to take any of the government's SHIT either!

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said:
"Meow."