10/29/2010 12:08:41 PM: Money grubbing cunts make me laugh. A lot. :D

4/18/2010 7:29:50 AM: To all you boys (and yes, 99% of you are male) who INSIST on telling me how you want to be my slave, and are ready to submit, and you live in another state, let alone country, pay close attention:1.) I'm truly happy that you have found this deep seeded submission within yourself. I really am. It's a matter of logistics, really: Unless you've broken the space time continuum and can magically teleport to me on a dime, you will not be serving me. I do not do long distance.2.) So, assuming what you know of me is a picture of myself and some text, the fact that you would choose to submit to someone YOU'VE NEVER FUCKING MET (can you tell this is a sore spot for me?) also lowers my opinion of your intelligence. You're ready to submit to me, guy-in-California-while-I-live-in-Florida? Excellent, because I just happen to be a serial rapist cannibal and I need someone to dispose of the bodies. What flight were you coming on, again?3.) I have a live in slave boy already. I know that many of you fucknuts have no idea what proper protocol and etiquette is, but NEWSFLASH: you would approach him to make sure you're not stepping on any toes prior to contacting me. This goes for local people as well.4.) If I can look past the fact that you live in Zimbabwe and want to give your life to me, you type like a monkey pounding it's head on the keyboard. I make typos, everybody does. But if my brain hurts trying to decipher what the fuck you've written, chances are I won't talk to you.5.) I'm so fucking sick and tired of seeing "I want, I want, I want, me, me, me" in initial emails. I understood as male with a dick you tend to think with it, but I promise you mine's bigger and so let's get that out in the open from the get go and get to know each other as people, and not talk about your fantasies.Got all that? Good. Now you can hit "Send". ;)

10/29/2009 8:15:06 PM: In this day and age where everyone and their mother owns a digital camera and YOU have 1 blurry face pic that looks like it's from 1987 is beyond me...

7/6/2009 3:50:41 PM: When the hell did the collarme admins start getting so lax with picture approvals? I don't want to see unsolicited pictures of cocks thrown in my face.Ugh.If they keep this shit up, I'm deleting my account.

7/4/2009 9:01:26 AM: A rant about when boys message me going "I want to be your slave, Mistress. Completely, no limits, I'll do whatever you say."I go "Perfect, you'll have a mat on the floor, do all the household chores, do my errands, and the only gratification you'll get is my happiness and what morsel I decide to give you of satisfaction."Since it's not "Perfect, I'll fuck you in the ass, you can prance around with a feather duster in a slutty outfit, and be lazy the rest of the time" they run away.People think slavery is what THEY think it should be, not what the Woman says it should be. Well color me silly, this is FEMALE DOMINATION, right? Where the FEMALE (whether genetic or you identify as one, mentally) makes the rules, lays down the law, and rules with an iron fist. GOD FUCKING FORBID we make boys actually WORK to get our attention rather then saying "Yes, of COURSE I'll fulfill your fantasies, of course I'll be decked out in leather ALL DAY EVERY DAY, following you around with a crop and speak in a russian accent ALL FOR YOU. Because I really just PRETEND to be Dominant, I'm just an object to be used for YOUR fantsay."Fucking people need to get a fucking clue that this is a LIFESTYLE for some of us. This is INGRAINED in who we are. It's not an act, we don't play dress up on the weekends, we live it 24/7, and we're not here to suit YOUR needs. You're here to cater to OURS.