Bachrussiya

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	About Bachrussiya Hi there. I want to thank everyone for reading our profile. (Update!) My Husband and I already chose our submissives and we're really not interested in hearing from any new candidates for submission or anything else BUT talking about shoes and fetish wear and whatever silly stuff I feel like talking about at the time. I know that people are still going to email me anyway so please send your introduction letter written in crayon on plain or colored paper as a photograph. Thanks! My husband and I were searching for several people to add to the context of our play. He is 36 and I am 30. We are both career professionals and live on the Upper East Side. He is a Dominant, and I am a Switch. We both have dedicated submissives who play with us seperately. However we are searching for submissives who will play with both of us together. Our play styles are very different, as he is into piercings and I am more into CBT and physical punishment and electrical play. He is more rougher than I am, and I enjoy watching him work. This position will not lead to any kind of 24/7 play as we are not prepared to make any significant accomodations to our lifestyle at this point. At best it would be several times a week, with possible entire weekend events. We host private fetish events at our home that are invitation only and any submissives chosen would be forced to serve a these events. You will be nude and kept chaste during these events and will be performing mostly hosting duties and acting as wait staff as well as some playing depending on the theme of the event. We are not posting photographs as we are both very well known professionally and socially. Be aware that at no time will you be in possession of photographs of us, and nor will we be contacting you over the telephone as our privacy is paramount. Do not attempt to bring a camera, or recording device into our presence as you will be physically searched prior to entering our home. Any public outing with us will be accompanyed by private and armed security personnel. This is for our protection, not yours. They are discrete and we do not envision any kind of problem with this requirement. People who we would like to hear from. 1.) Men and women from the ages of 19 to 34. 2.) Men and women who speak fluent English, French, Russian or German. 3.) Professional Dancers or Musicians are warmly encouraged to apply. I was a promising pianist in my home country and I would welcome the opportunity to duet with a musicially inclined slave. The centerpiece of our Music room is a 1924 Model D Steinway which was recently restored to concert hall condition. 4.) You MUST be height and weight proportionate. Feel free to include measurements as we have a large collection of suitable garments that may be ready to use for sessions. 5.) My husband made special provision that he is very eager to hear from people who are fluent in writing the above languages as he wishes to recreate several scenes from Classical literature. If you have a degree from one of America's Ivy League universities, you should consider replying! 6.) Anyone who is into the goth lifestyle and dress. While we are not able to indulge our fetish for body modification because of career reasons, we appreciate the visual impact and do attempt to dress up for social outings. People who we do not wish to hear from. (update: and I have updated the bulk filter to filter accordingly) 1.) Men older than 37 2.) Men or women who are not height/weight proportionate. I cannot stress this point enough. I am more forgiving with women than men, as a large woman can still be attractive. But as a rule of thumb, if you weigh more than 190 and aren't 5'10 then you probably shouldn't write. Men if you weigh more than 220 and aren't 6'2, or wear slacks with a waist larger than 36, then you probably don't qualify either. 3.) Transgendered, or Transvestites who are not completely feminized, and passable as a woman. 4.) Anyone who is more than 100 miles from Manhattan and is unable to commute on a regular basis. 5.) Professional submissives or Dominas who are searching for any kind of financial arrangement. 6.) Hygiene counts. I have an aversion to body hair, and if you are excessively hairy, please consider waxing or electrolysis. This is not an automatic denial, but please consider it. We also both like shaved men heads on men and women. Facial hair is unacceptable for men! 7.) Please be white! We are not interested in latins, negros, or asian men. Asian females may apply, but my husband is quite specific about his tastes. We will not respond to anyone who we feel did not understand the spirit and intent of this profile. Please send only one email, as repeated emails demanding attention will not get you very far at all.

Wow. Has it really been two years? As usual, any old email from that long ago is deleted, so if you sent a message, it probably got deleted. My profile is mostly outdated at this point, and I am leaving the above referenced verbiage just for historical shits and giggles. I am quite fond of this phrase, as I am quite fond of where I am living now! I'm living in Cardiff, and we are going to be posted here for at least another two years so I am quite happy about it. As far as my life has progressed I finally enslaved my Husband, and it's awesome. :) I keep him in chastity and I get to torment him ALL THE TIME. I haven't had this much fun since I discovered my kink. I am not really looking for anything these days, as I am quite busy abusing my boy. However. If someone sees Captain Jack Harkness or a reasonable facsimile of, please send him my way. Thanks. Oh, also include David Tennant in the above. ;)

I do not accept unsolicited chat requests.? I will block *YOU* immediately if you attempt to do so.

Don't waste your time, or mine.? Thank you.

Hi.

I've been gone for so long that it seems that my email was automatically deleted.? If we were speaking previously, send me an email as I have no way of getting that old email!

Thank you.

Hi there.

I'm going to be mostly offline until January.? I'll be on here and there until then.? Please send notes of well-wishes to my email.? My health is fine, and I survived my visit with the american healthcare system just fine.?

Good luck to those nice people out there. ;)

Hi there.

Please don't bother me with chat requests.? The chat thing is java and does not like my Powerbook at all.? It's just annoying and I'm not really in the mood to explain to people why I don't want to chat.? Just don't do it, really.?

I don't have a lot to say today.

I'm still picking through a ton of email.? Most people don't follow directions, and don't expect a response if you aren't following my directions.

CRAYONS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE!

From now on, I want all introduction letters sent to me to be written in crayon on either plain or construction paper, and scanned in and sent to me as a photograph.?

Bonus points awarded for coloring outside the lines.

I know it's sick and perverted, but I want to see how creative someone could be with a crayon.? Go ahead, surprise me. ;)

omg, my head.? We actually went out to play in public!? I'm not gonna say where, but some of you worthy (and nice!) people were there, and it was sooooooooooooooooo much fun. ? Although I can't see straight and I'm going to be wearing sunglasses until evening, it was wonderful.?

It is quite interesting how my journal entries mysteriously vanish to Siberia.
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I am going to repeat what I already said.

If you did not read my profile, and write me some irrelevant stupid nonsense then please do not expect any kind of response.

I will also not respond to people who somehow think I'm a submissive. I will also not respond to anyone who has the misguided notion that I am interested in playing with your husband/boyfriend/slut/whoever. I'm happily married and our criteria for 'playmates' is very specific and quite detailed. If you can't be bothered to read my ENTIRE profile, then please don't bother writing me.

This is probably redundant...? If I don't reply to your email, and you send me a follow up email do you really think I'm going to respond positively to you?? I have a very busy life, and dealing with the level of inanity that passes for intelligent discourse here is not what I would choose to be doing.

This might make me sound really stupid, but I never knew that males were colored blue and females were colored pink because it's some American habit of determining the gender.? I always thought red and pink was for doms who beat you and blue are for people you beat up.

Go figure.

I am of the formal upbringing and learned that names and titles are earned and respected, and they are not given lightly.? Names have power and I find it offensive when people send me email addressed to "Mistress" or "Owner" or "Maam" or something else equally annoying and insepid. ?

I do not like any of these titles, and when I hear "Maam" I think they are referring to my mother.? I would just prefer that you simply leave out titles entirely.?

I also do not when people sign their email as 'your slave' or 'your submissive' or 'your hopeful slave' or 'your potential collaree' or something such.?? As I said, titles have meaning, and it offends me that you would persume to think that I would be so easily swayed by such a pitiful reference at the end of your email (unless it's comedic)

On a related note, I really don't want to hear from anyone who has Lord, Sir, or Master in their user name.? It just annoys me that people use these titles and by and large the most offensive email I have received comes from people with the name Lord Something or Other of High Muckymuck.

Unless you happen to be John Cleese, then you can be Sir Cleese, or Sir John Cleese, or Sir Oblong of Bong for all I care.? He deserves his accolades, and it cheapens the title to see people using it so callously.

Thank you.

I think I need to clarify something for those people who are apparently too stupid to read my profile.

I am not going to apologize or justify any of the criteria on my profile.? If this offends you, then please go away.? I do not care what you think, or what moral high ground you claim to stand on.? I already stated numerous times what I am searching for, and I am not going to justify anything to anyone.

I must also state that a 'man' who sends an offensive 3 page email full of typos and racital epithets about my nationality and then turns on the block feature really isn't much of a man.

It really is a pitiful attempt to redeem your masculinity by getting 'the last word in.'

To put it bluntly, God already punished you by making you stupid, and ignorant.? There's nothing I could do that could ever equal the tragedy that is your life.

Hi.

I'd like to thank everyone who wrote me asking about the the position I mentioned.? We have made our decisions and contacted almost everyone!?

You can still write us, but it's pretty unlikely that anything will be opening up soon. ;)

Also, please don't send me chat requests.? They make my Macintosh cry. =(

Privet!

It seems entries are missing, and I have an idea where they went...

Please don't bother sending me a one-line email.? Especially something like "Hi," or "Can you chat?"?? You really are just wasting my time.

I am going to stress a lesson that my Nana taught me when I was young.? If you have nothing nice to say, then shut up.? Life has already punished you enough, don't attempt to be 'cute' and incur my wrath by making stupid remarks.?

If my current flood of email is any indication it is obvious that most men are totally unworthy of the title of 'man' as sending email and then blocking me is the act of a coward and an imbecile.?

While your nation values freedom of speech, freedom of speech does not protect you from the reprecussions of your stupidity.??

A minor favor to ask.? I am always interested to learn where to shop for wonderful fetish shoes and non-mainstream clothing, latex, etc.? Clothing is easier but I tend to have difficulty finding exceptional footwear.?? If you DO have something to comment on in this department put the word ballerina in the first line of your email.

Spesibo. ;)

Again, I must say.? I am flattered by the attention but as my profile is now approved it should be patently obvious to anyone who can read English what I am searching for.

Please don't send me any stupid emails about this gor nonsense.? Nor do I have the slighest interest in subbing for someone who isn't my Husband.? I'm kinky and happy in love. ;)

Hi.

While I'm flattered by the attention.? My photos and my profile are not approved yet.? So the 7 people who sent me email, please wait until something gets approved before you fire off some ungodly long form letter about how I'm going to submit to you.

Cue laugh track here, please.

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