agentofchange

Summer is too fucking short!

Thanks...that is all I had to say. 8-)

So, I am going through and I see this profile that is pretty damn hot. As I am reading said profile that little voice whispers, 'too good to be true'. Being the thoughtful and thorough sort of fellow that I am I go to TinEye.com upload one of this woman's pics. It searches through 1.953 BILLION imagies in a few seconds.

Now, I learn that in addition to being a would be slave on this site that this woman is in fact a wanna be porn star with hundreds on hundreds of nude and XXX photos! What luck...right?

Well, sure...there is that off chance that this profile belongs to a 5'6", 250 lbs, bald guy who is trying to con you and me out of our money. But really...what are the odds...right?

TinEye.com

Use it and love it.

Need I say more???

Decided to start the day off with a smile, hopefully this will help you do the same!

Things you probably hear at a bar (but what they really mean):

"Lets go out to my car and get some cigarettes." (to opposite sex) - You would look great face down in my lap.

"Excuse me." (male to male) - Get out of the way.
 

"Excuse me." (male to female) - I am going to grope you now.

"Excuse me." (female to male) - Don't even think about groping me, just get out of the way.

"Excuse me." (female to female) - Move your butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are.

"Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) - I am even willing to do a tequila shot if it means that I get to lick you.

"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) - If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

"I'm getting my life back together." - Are you kidding? Would I be wasted in a place like this if I had my act together? I'm a mess; fear and avoid me like the plague.

Lets face it with the current plethora of Grifters hanging about here, I am going to have to set some intro ground rules.

1) Before I will even entertain the remote idea of 'considering' you as a slave, there is going to have to be webcam verification, skype or yahoo work fine.

2) Nobody...and I mean...NOBODY...that is sane is going to request that you relocate them within the first hour of chatting with them online. I do not live in crazyville or even pass through on my way to Lowes.

3) Everybody has limits...do NOT tell me you are the exception. I do not believe in the tooth fairy or Santa Claus either so what makes you think that I am going to buy your BS.

4) If I get mail from you without you even checking out my profile I will delete unread.

5) I have NO webcam, phone, or camera sounds like the dog ate my homework, your teacher didn't buy it in school why would I?

If you want to chat and just shoot the shit, I am perfectly cool with that. But you roll up peddling some lame ass BS I will spot it...I may play along (depending on how evil I am feeling) but at some juncture your pants will be around your ankles in front of the class.

Grifters...this was your first, last and only warning.