ADVICE4DOMMES

Hello ladies, since you are all bitching about how fukced up this site is, here are osme pointers so yer puussy hairs don't get tangled up.

1) It makes sense for us to send form letters. Look, why should we waste time writing a new letter each time? Mass mailing works for Best-Buy and it works here. If I can send 100 mails in 10 minutes, who cares if I piss some of you bitches off?

2) Yeah, we can read, we just choose not to. YOU want something inventive and original? Shit, you bitches all must share the same profile.

Please repeat in your most whiney voice....... "I am tired of wankers and phonies. Only serious men need apply. No cyberm realtime only.


You expect us to read the shat? BORRRING.

3) For you so called " FINANCIAL DOMINAS - Your snatch hloe ain't that hto so blow me. Yeah, we will fool you, trick you and feed you bullshit, Why? Because you are dumb enough to send us pics, web cam shots and even phone calls while we pull the pork.

Here is a clue.......... get off your ass and get a job because we ain't giving you shit.

4) If I read another one of your dumb ass bitches say " I AM A DOMINATE WOMAN" I will puke in my own bush.

You are DONIANT........... NOT DOMINATE.

Dumb ass.

5) WTF kind of pictures do some of you idiots send? Many of you buy your clothes at the same place Herman Munster does. And what is with all the pictures of horses, flowers and art? No guy wants to look at that shit, it is BORING.

If you are going to put up a picture put up something that gives us a boner.

Yeah thats right A BONER. BONER, BONER, BONER, BONER.......... that's why 99% of us are here....we have a boner.

There you have it. REAL knowldge