A Pickle, a Cucumber & a Penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when I get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad. The pickle said when I get big & hard they chop me & drown me in vinegar. The penis said that is nothing compared to what I'm going through, when I get big & hard they put a plastic bag over my head & put me in a dark damp cave & bang my head against the walls until i throw up and faint!!!! |