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Luscious goddess seeks risible inadequates to slander, humiliate and financially ridicule.
I was put on this Earth to enjoy all the luxuries life has to offer, all paid for by pathetic little pant wetters with bulging bank accounts. Those thinking of offering teeny tiny tributes can think again. It's costly being a goddess, so small change will not suffice.
Special rewards for good little oinkers include being granted the privilige of worshipping my beautiful, pampered feet.