About time I actually put something in this profile.

Hi! Im actor Troy McClure. You may remember me from such deviant sexual profiles as Holy fuck, I would never touch that and Im sorry, you want to put that thing in my what?

Im not really a cartoon actor. Im sorry. Ive gotten us off on the wrong foot by lying to you. Do you think we can get past this bump in our relationship, or is this it?

So, Im a submissive man from the deeply boring south of the UK. Im tall, strong, proud, not ugly and pretty intelligent actually (though my profile may be giving you some pause on that particular claim). However, in addition to all those dominant traits, I have this thing where I really want you to treat me like shit and force me to do things that I actually really want to do anyway, but need that buffer of assumed force to make me feel less disgusting.

Are you horny yet? Is this thing even switched on?

So yeah, thats the kink thing. Outside of kink I like music, movies, books and all those other things that everyone else likes. Only my selections are better than everyone elses, because theyre mine.

Honestly, if we get to talking Ill probably ask you more about other stuff than I do about kink, because its all that which really makes the connection. The filth is just where the real fun begins. So, dont be offended if your offer to show me your rude bits is responded to with What book are you reading? Ill still want to see your rude bits, but only if its a good book.

No, seriously, are you horny yet?