xLEGIONx

So, here you are. And here i am. and this is supposed to be where i tell you how fun loveing and down to earth i am, this is the part of the tour where im supposed to impress upon you my good points while down playing my bad ones.

Problem is, what can i possibly say that you "dear reader" havent read a hundred perhaps a thousand times before, sure i could go the easy way and say stuff like " im a down to earth fun loveing Dom " but you see the difficulty i find with that is, well it just aint true for the most part. you and i both know that 95% of these barley conscious lumps of monkey meat are only out for one maybe two things, ( were all adults here i hope and know what those two things are) neither one of which im interested in over my somewhat sophisticated high speed connection.

First of all im not down to earth ,, what the hell does that mean exactly anyway, that their normal, that they are conscious of reality,, who the hell isnt. i dont know about you but i got enough reality in my life as it is, Funloveing,,,, who in their right mind doesnt like fun, well except for baptists, mormons and the occasional muslim.

So heres the deal "dear reader", im gonna give you a short and sweet synopsis of me, are ya ready , please keep all fingers and toes inside the vehicle while the ride is in motion cause here we go.

im anti social, anti religion,anti police,anti bullshit which basically means im not politically correct, ive got a sense of humor almost no one gets and i tell the truth no matter how much it may hurt, im not prejudice i hate every fuckin body equally and with out discretion, i am an anarcist in the truest sense of the word , i wont discuss religion , for the simple fact that while im willing to be openminded im also unwilling to accept dogma on face value, beside most of you cant have a debate that challenges your closely held belief system with out getting all pissy so why bother. politics , for pretty much the same reason, that and even i am inconsistent on my political view points, or history with you if you try ill piss you off count on it , and to top it all off im probably the worst Dom on collar me, im sadistic but also masochistic ,, no im not confused i just like to spread my pain. but then again dont we all.

See the thing is im not out to impress any one, ive got nothing to prove. im just here to have fun and make friends. but if makeing people mad is what i do then so be it, not the end of the world.

Ok so now your probably thinking what a miserable bastard this guy is, and for the most part you may be right. gods know im not a morning person, i have my own emotional baggage and i dont play well with most people.

So ok good points
Im an artist , a musician , and i make a very tastey denver omelete.