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Male Switch, 38, morganton, North Carolina
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Male Dominant, 21, Christchurch
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About WraithHole
I am the very model of a modern Dom on the Internet. I have tons of information that I have gleaned from the “Tie Me Up, Spank Me, Daddy” Chatroom hosted by some fat, hairy guy named Carl in Poopshoot, NJ.
I know to cap my nickname and to use the ever annoying W/we, Y/you. I also know to PM every single new person to enter the chatroom who is even dubiously likely to be female and who has their nick in lowercase.
If I my initial PM of “Get on your knees, bitch!’ is rebuffed, I have suitably rude reply ready to send that always
involves somehow suggesting that the person rebuffing a Dom God like me is OBVIOUSLY not a REAL submissive.
I have a sub who wears my cyber collar and, although we have never met face to face,`we’ve had a couple of really hot chats in Yahoo IM. I torture and torment her with acts of lust and urgency that, if attempted in real life, would land her in the ER and me in jail. But then...hell, I'm no stranger to the county jail...
I have given great and extensive thought to my internet nickname to reflect my deep, dark and mysterious dom personality. As long as it starts with Lord, Master or Sir…then, by God, it’s all me!
I have macros for descriptions of a dozen macho Domly looks. I don’t know Pauline Reage from Pogo the Wonder Pony, but I damned sure know the names of each and every kajira mentioned in John Norman's books. I believe that Gor is actually a real place…that UFOs are actually resting and refueling at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean…and that Elvis is really living in blissful anonymity and working the counter at a Dairy Queen in Elk Bone, ID.
When I finally venture out of the QUERTY world of all things virtual, I promptly throw on every piece of leather that I have scrounged from pawnshops (or made with the handy dandy supplies and instructions available at my local Tandy store)….then I rush right down to the local combination BDSM/swingers club where I hit on every unattached sub and try to impress upon them (read: convince them…and usually rather unsuccessfully) of what an experienced Dominant BDSM God I am…all the while prattling away in a fake Scottish accent....which actually sound like my drunken Granpa singing HeeHaw songs...and Gramps is Lithuanian...
I will, unsolicited, subject anyone I can trap into a corner, to my views on what makes a real Dom or sub. I will chatter incessantly for hours to any sub who will listen (again in that fake Scottish accent)…assessing the deepest needs of her soul and submissive spirirt….somehow, those needs always involve my cock in her mouth. Amazingly enough, I will occasionally find one who is naïve enough to fall for my crap.
And very occasionally, I will find a journalist from the local alternative newspaper who is brain dead enough to listen to me and believe that I am a legitimate representative of the BDSM community…who will listen enraptured for hours while I expound my retarded philosophies and blather about such sick and disgusting (yet apparently publishable) subjects as necrophilia….and who will then print said “interview” with all of the enthusiasm of a mentally challenged 8 year old slobbering over a tater tot.
Oh yes…life is good…I am the God-King and Wraithful Lord of all things Leather…
Now...get on your knees, bitch!
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Ummm...crap...which way does this kilt go on??? Would anyone who knows the difference between the front and back of kilt PLEASE email me??? It's cold and my little hootyhoo needs covering...
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