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Female Dominant, 39, Fernandina Beach, Florida
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Female Submissive, 39
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Male Dominant, 43, west, Kentucky
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About velvet31
If you can get into my mind you're much more likely to get into my cunt.
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"webcam verification". Also known as cheap ploy to get woman to show you their tits/snatch while you crack one off. In a verifying way obviously. The best bit is if you say no (or fuck off you doughnut) they tell you you're not very submissive. Submissive, yes. Really immensely stupid, no. |
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number one requirement- don't be a wank.
Thanks. |
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Unoriginal questions to ask a potential submissive-
do you shave your cunt?
are you bisexual?
do you have a webcam?
Really fellas, please try harder. |
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Gentlemen, please don't tell me not to use the word "cunt". I have one and will call it what I wish to. I adore the word "cunt". If you don't that's fine, don't use it, but I will. |
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If you are about to send me a message and there is any text speak in it please either remove the text speak or don't bother sending me the message. |
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it's "seems" not "seams"! If you can't master your spelling you can't master me.?
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are there really people who list "soapmaking" as an interest on a bdsm profile? No noob soapmakers here please, only those with PhD's in the fine arts.
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My number one requirement in potential suitors- don't be a complete bellend.
Number two- if your clich? am uber dom hear me roar crap has ever actually worked on any submissive stupid enough to fall for it please have a cookie as a reward but don't try it on me.
I'm submissive not mentally defective.
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Bugger me I've been blocked after one memo. All I did was point out some spelling mistakes :)
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The spelling of some of the people on this site is embarrassing. No spell check, no fuck.
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Please stop asking me if I want to fuck your dog, the answer will always be no.?
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It's such a shame that someone who seemed so promising has shown himself to be such a major disappointment.
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Popped in here after a while away. The level of spelling and grammar is as poor as ever. Seriously how difficult is it to use a spell check programme?
Some of the profiles on here are truly hysterical, sadly completely unintentionally.
I'm not particularly looking but not particularly not either.
If you have a good imagination, some intelligence and are not a total leather bound cretin do say hello. I have a fetish for tall, Alpha men in expensive suits...
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I encountered the definition of dominant irony tonight- a dom contacts me,his profile says he's not a "say this say that merchant" then he orders me to change my font.
bless his little cotton socks.
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It's my birthday on Saturday. Am going out with best friend then shopping (window sadly as am skint) then for a curry extravaganza.
Any darling Doms who want to inundate me with flowers feel free...
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to help sift the number of unsuitable memos I am receiving, I am NOT interested in the following- switches, bisexuals, women (other than for friendship), transvestites, transexuals, short men (under 5ft 10), animals- 2 legs good, 4 legs bad, cybering, webcams, text speak, "proving I am a woman" or any fuckwittery at all.
apart from that feel free to say hi ;-)
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If I say no ta I'm not interested in you it doesn't mean I'm a fake or a bloke, it means you're a tool.
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stolen from a friend's profile-"poetry of any kind on your profile == You are not worth talking to"
I'll second that and add it is also a sign you should be kicked in the kidneys repeatedly.
Oh and submission isn't a gift, it doesn't come with a receipt and giftboxed with a bow.
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I have just had the most hilarious series of memos ever. I was in quite a bad mood tonight but I'm snorting with laughter now. Thanks for being a complete tool and cheering up my evening :)
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Dear god please let Him not be a tosspot.
Amen.
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To the Scottish "Dom" who has sent me over 20 identical messages. I wasn't interested the first 20 times and quelle surprise I'm not interested this time.
Btw wasn't your sub 18 years old 6 months ago? Now she is 27...is being with you speeding up the aging process?
Now she says I have had her fired by telling you where to go. Right.
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